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The "its not true" thread....

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Sparkz
06-29-2004, 11:19 PM
............

Ballbuster
06-29-2004, 11:22 PM
did your horoscope tell you to go on to MTF today and start posting on really old threads?

Gonzalo81
06-29-2004, 11:28 PM
He lives in Africa an hunts lions for a leaving ;)

tomcat
06-29-2004, 11:30 PM
does not like tennis and is older than Dustin Hoffman

Gonzalo81
06-29-2004, 11:34 PM
Was the first poster at mtf and hates Leyton

Sparkz
06-29-2004, 11:37 PM
has 1 green dot and no signature or smilies

Gonzalo81
06-29-2004, 11:40 PM
Thinks people worrys unnecesarelly about football

Gonzalo81
06-29-2004, 11:49 PM
Was happy that Coria beated Henman at RG

smudger
06-30-2004, 12:29 AM
Looks like Mardy

papasmurf11
06-30-2004, 01:11 AM
I think Andy Roddick is a butt ugly fat ass

papasmurf11
06-30-2004, 01:14 AM
I love boy bands!

Gonzalo81
06-30-2004, 02:30 AM
Looks like a nice old lady for what I see in her avatar

YoursTruly
06-30-2004, 06:31 AM
Joined MTF in June 1974

Zetlandsk
06-30-2004, 06:48 AM
Would support the unification of Canada and the USA.

Lalitha
06-30-2004, 07:07 AM
is two years old.

Snoopy_Girl
06-30-2004, 07:44 AM
Has posted more than anyone else on MTF

Lindsayfan
06-30-2004, 07:57 AM
hates Juanqui, Tommys and Lleyton :p

cool
06-30-2004, 09:10 AM
I am afraid that Agassi wins this years wimbledon

Lindsayfan
06-30-2004, 09:33 AM
cool: u have to say something not true about the person above you game, not about you. so in ur case, u should say something about me (as i posted before u). :)


he has been posting here for ages (i say a false thing about u...do u get me?)

Lynne
06-30-2004, 09:36 AM
has a Lindsay Lohan avatar....

Lalitha
06-30-2004, 09:41 AM
Lynne, you have to say something which is not true about the person

has roddick avtar

cool
06-30-2004, 09:50 AM
Lalitha is a narrow minded girl

smudger
06-30-2004, 02:18 PM
Is Sebastian Grosjeans coach and believes he can win more Wimbledon titles than Roge Federer

User ID 4783
06-30-2004, 02:24 PM
Likes Johansson for beating Mardy Fish in R2 at Wimby

Gonzalo81
06-30-2004, 03:03 PM
Loves Nalbandian for defeating Guga at RG

sigmagirl91
06-30-2004, 04:37 PM
I love Coria to death, and wanted him to win Wimbledon.

Snoopy_Girl
06-30-2004, 06:10 PM
Has an Ollie Rochus avatar :lol:

Gonzalo81
06-30-2004, 06:25 PM
Has an avatar of the Williams sisters

YoursTruly
06-30-2004, 10:25 PM
has the williams sisters in his signature :lol:

denim
06-30-2004, 10:33 PM
has the same racket henman used against ancic :lol:

Snoopy_Girl
06-30-2004, 10:40 PM
is the most unpopular member on mtf

denim
06-30-2004, 10:46 PM
lmao :lol: thankyou.......S.G is a nasty person who was blowing up party balloons after portugals win tonight...

BTW I was gutted too i really wanted Dutch to win :bigcry: <<< true and not part of this game.....

Snoopy_Girl
06-30-2004, 10:57 PM
Clearly wanted the men in orange to lose ;)

(I know you wanted them to win, maybe even more than I did LOL.. I guess without you, the Portugese guy wouldn't have helped us to get to 2-1 ;))

denim
06-30-2004, 11:54 PM
Her country went 0-3 down to Czechs but came back to 3-3 and won on penalties...

Sorry Trina !!! lmaoooo :lol:

Lalitha
07-02-2004, 10:27 AM
Denim's country is the Euro champions.

cool
07-02-2004, 12:40 PM
Lalitha finished 1000 posts already

Action Jackson
07-02-2004, 01:22 PM
I love Andy Roddick or spam.

Mrs. B
07-02-2004, 03:55 PM
is really Guillermo Vilas in real life.

Gonzalo81
07-02-2004, 03:57 PM
Has an avatar of Gaston Gaudio with Roland Garros Trophy

Chloe le Bopper
07-03-2004, 06:24 AM
Has an elbow fetish

Lalitha
07-03-2004, 06:43 AM
Has her own photo as Avtar.

Chloe le Bopper
07-03-2004, 06:46 AM
Haaaa.

Will be waving her French flag around tomorrow, praying desparately for a Grosjean revival

smudger
07-03-2004, 11:24 AM
Has an elbow fetish

:lol:



Has a dancing pineapple avatar

Action Jackson
07-03-2004, 11:40 AM
Is happy with the Grand Slam performances of Mardy Fish.

smudger
07-03-2004, 11:43 AM
Is a childrens TV presenter as well as an MTF member

nikki
07-03-2004, 12:17 PM
has more posts than me

tall_one
07-03-2004, 05:14 PM
when asked what she wants for lunch she always replies "polly wants a cracker" http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_3_128v.gif

Lynne
07-03-2004, 05:17 PM
hated Guga for beating Federer at RG

Gonzalo81
07-03-2004, 05:22 PM
Has lots of green dots

YoursTruly
07-03-2004, 05:47 PM
is posting from the middle of the pacific ocean

User ID 4783
07-03-2004, 06:02 PM
flew to the moon last week

Gonzalo81
07-03-2004, 06:05 PM
Is planning to travel around the world in 80 days....

Carito_90
07-03-2004, 06:15 PM
duh no.. :lol:

Is going to log off now and go to the supermarket to get me some coke lol

User ID 4783
07-03-2004, 06:35 PM
is a ball kid at Wimbledon :D

YoursTruly
07-03-2004, 06:40 PM
has a list of ATP players in the signature, which Escada doesn't like

Chloe le Bopper
07-04-2004, 08:32 AM
Likes to pass the time by shooting pigeons with a B-B gun. Who doesn't?

smudger
07-04-2004, 09:05 AM
ate her banana in avatar and has replaced it with a strawberry

Gonzalo81
07-04-2004, 02:55 PM
Is in love with a Hooligan and planig to marry him....

Vass
07-04-2004, 08:02 PM
was fighting against the Brits in that war for those Islands in the 80s

Gonzalo81
07-04-2004, 10:48 PM
Likes using womans underwear when no one is watching

Gonzalo81
07-04-2004, 10:52 PM
It was a good thing to watch :haha:

Gonzalo81
07-04-2004, 10:58 PM
Still owns me money for that ice-cream :haha:

Gonzalo81
07-04-2004, 11:08 PM
Gave his phone number and tell "call me" rolling his eyes

Gonzalo81
07-04-2004, 11:37 PM
Won Wimbledon today

YoursTruly
07-05-2004, 04:15 AM
was a streaker this week at Wimbledon centre court

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 04:44 AM
Has $3.000.000 en vCash, which I still donīt know what itīs for

YoursTruly
07-05-2004, 05:03 AM
uses a picture of himself for his avatar

CooCooCachoo
07-05-2004, 08:13 AM
Fancies me more than Tommy Robredo

sem4
07-05-2004, 12:14 PM
Has a profile picture of Agassi at the French Open

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:00 PM
Lives in China and loves eating rice with sticks.....

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 03:02 PM
Is the biggest wanker Coria fan on the board.

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:11 PM
It`s running to be ATPs president

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 03:15 PM
Loves River Plate.

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:16 PM
Doesn't speak norwegian

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:18 PM
Hates Corretja

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 03:19 PM
Was upset by Argentina's victory in 1986 World Cup.

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:23 PM
Put 1.000.000 dollars to the greeks in the euro, and now he is a millionaire

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:32 PM
doesn't like Argentinian tennis..

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:36 PM
Is a mtf member for ages already

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:38 PM
Hates jarabe de Palo.....

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:40 PM
Is from Brazil

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:43 PM
Wants to hunt lions in Africa for a living

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:45 PM
wants Coria to retire as soon as possible

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 03:47 PM
Would like Moyá to lost in the first round of the US Open

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 03:47 PM
Was happy with all the silly Coria trolls trying to discredit Gaudio's French Open victory.

Shadow
07-05-2004, 03:52 PM
Is Andy Roddick`s biggest fan

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:55 PM
hasnt got many posts yet

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 03:57 PM
Was pissed off that Costa won the French Open.

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 03:59 PM
isn't very wellknown on this board..

smudger
07-05-2004, 06:14 PM
Would support Australia against Spain in a Davis Cup tie.

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 06:17 PM
Thinks Mardy Fish is a big jabroni.

Lee
07-05-2004, 06:32 PM
Biggest fan of Roddick.

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 06:35 PM
Hates maple syrup

smudger
07-05-2004, 06:52 PM
eats live snails

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 06:54 PM
Enjoys looking his neibors getting dressed throw the windows

smudger
07-05-2004, 07:00 PM
Stole his neighbours car and sold it to go on a cruise holiday

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 07:03 PM
Itīs trying to become the new Bill Gates

Action Jackson
07-05-2004, 07:04 PM
Believes that the tango is Uruguayan.

Lee
07-05-2004, 07:05 PM
enjoys grass court tennis

Gonzalo81
07-05-2004, 07:06 PM
Has lots of vCash

YoursTruly
07-05-2004, 10:29 PM
actually received his vCash

slazenger
07-05-2004, 11:03 PM
Is not happy about vcash idea as they have just got home from gamblers annonymous meeting.

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 02:15 AM
Has an avatar of Brad Pitt

Lee
07-06-2004, 06:04 AM
won his tennis match with friend.

Lalitha
07-06-2004, 07:05 AM
Hates Guga.

smudger
07-06-2004, 10:59 AM
Has one eyebrow

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 11:11 AM
Is from Canada

smudger
07-06-2004, 11:15 AM
Is celebrating their 80th birthday today *many happy returns* :) :)

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 11:16 AM
:D thanks a lot:p

doesn't like Mardy Fish

Action Jackson
07-06-2004, 11:17 AM
Is very unpopular on MTF.

smudger
07-06-2004, 11:18 AM
Is very soon to be my wife :lol:

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 01:01 PM
Is 23

nikki
07-06-2004, 02:18 PM
Holds the world record for juggling

Action Jackson
07-06-2004, 02:21 PM
Is delighted about Ferrero losing in Gstaad today.

User ID 4783
07-06-2004, 02:25 PM
Is going to take part in the Olympics

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 02:26 PM
Thinks that Grecce its an unfair champion of the Euro...

Action Jackson
07-06-2004, 02:27 PM
Is really a River Plate fan.

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 02:30 PM
Wants Venezuela to win the America Cup..

Shadow
07-06-2004, 03:20 PM
doesn`t like Argentinien Players

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 03:21 PM
Lives in Hawai and works as an undercover cop.....

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 03:23 PM
has still got 500 vcash

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 03:25 PM
Never heard of a music band called Jarabe de Palo

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 03:26 PM
hasnt got any smilies in her/his signature

Action Jackson
07-06-2004, 03:29 PM
Thinks Viggo Mortensen is rubbish.

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 03:33 PM
Has a quote of Guillermo Coria after winning wimbledon in his signature

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 03:49 PM
hopes Argentina will lose in the 1st round next year in DC

slazenger
07-06-2004, 06:05 PM
Is fighting to take over government and introduce a law for dogs to able to go to toilet on pavements and footpaths

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 08:48 PM
Would like to be the next Marylin Manson

Marc Rosset is Tall
07-06-2004, 08:49 PM
Does not know that Marc Rosset is Tall.

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 08:53 PM
Itīs an undercover CIA agent at Sri Lanka

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 09:03 PM
Is a female

Gonzalo81
07-06-2004, 09:04 PM
Likes to have sex with dogs

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 09:08 PM
:lol: how do you know that!?:p

has got more than 1000 posts

JJTennisMan
07-06-2004, 10:02 PM
Hasn't spent any v-cash

slazenger
07-06-2004, 10:29 PM
Is yet to meet Escude on mtf.

tall_one
07-07-2004, 06:44 PM
is married to Britney Spears

Gonzalo81
07-07-2004, 07:58 PM
Has a pig as a pet

tall_one
07-08-2004, 04:18 AM
has been in a kangaroo's pouch before http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_11_5.gif

HybridTheory
07-08-2004, 02:44 PM
has won a lot of vcash already

RonE
07-08-2004, 10:55 PM
hates Alex Corretja

YoursTruly
07-09-2004, 01:08 AM
takes a shower in the rain on the street

andyroxmysox12191
07-09-2004, 01:52 AM
likes andy, lleyton and uh...safin...

CooCooCachoo
07-09-2004, 07:24 AM
Enjoys watching Andy lose to Roger at Wimbledon!

Shadow
07-09-2004, 03:51 PM
lives in Greece

Gonzalo81
07-09-2004, 05:01 PM
Wants to be Irakīs new president

tall_one
07-09-2004, 06:30 PM
Is an 80 year old grandmother of 2345686859 kids http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_1_102v.gif

CooCooCachoo
07-09-2004, 06:36 PM
Is the voice of the Muppet Miss Piggy

tall_one
07-09-2004, 06:37 PM
Turns into Batman on the weekendshttp://smileys.******************/cat/15_1_100.gif

Gonzalo81
07-09-2004, 08:05 PM
likes having vodka for breakfast

Action Jackson
07-09-2004, 08:18 PM
Is a proud Uruguayan and supports Uruguay when they play Argentina.

Gonzalo81
07-09-2004, 08:20 PM
Thinks martin Jaite its a dumbass

andyroxmysox12191
07-09-2004, 09:59 PM
hates coria with all his heart

Gonzalo81
07-09-2004, 10:13 PM
Hates roddick almost as much as I hate Coria

andyroxmysox12191
07-09-2004, 10:57 PM
hasnt spent any of his $500 in vCash

Corey Feldman
07-09-2004, 10:58 PM
Escude is homosexual :devil: :devil:

andyroxmysox12191
07-09-2004, 10:58 PM
um....doesnt like papasmurf lol

Corey Feldman
07-09-2004, 11:03 PM
:lol: andyroxmysox av shows andy with a little thing in his shorts :drool:

andyroxmysox12191
07-09-2004, 11:03 PM
cannot make me laugh

Vass
07-09-2004, 11:19 PM
lost the sox so Andy rocks the soles of feet.

Corey Feldman
07-09-2004, 11:21 PM
Vass 22 does not have a foot fetish :lol: :bolt:

andyroxmysox12191
07-09-2004, 11:24 PM
hates henman

Washa Koroleva
07-10-2004, 12:48 AM
hates her own avatar and doesn't have the time to change it

YoursTruly
07-10-2004, 01:00 AM
is only a guest here, unregistered

andyroxmysox12191
07-10-2004, 02:46 AM
spent all his/her money on the betting thingy

tall_one
07-10-2004, 04:22 AM
Is currently riding in the Tour De France http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_12_7v.gif

Leo
07-10-2004, 04:24 AM
Is short.

;)

Lee
07-10-2004, 04:27 AM
a fan of William sisters.

Lalitha
07-10-2004, 05:34 AM
is a karate champion.

novanora
07-10-2004, 05:40 AM
is left-handed

tall_one
07-10-2004, 10:00 AM
Throws money out her windows http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_15_5v.gif

Gonzalo81
07-11-2004, 07:28 AM
Likes eating pizza with chocolate on top...

YoursTruly
07-11-2004, 07:45 AM
has a pet baboon

Gonzalo81
07-11-2004, 07:53 AM
Drinks another peoples blood

Alisa
07-11-2004, 10:11 AM
lives in korea

Gonzalo81
07-11-2004, 10:14 AM
Has no smilies in her signature

smudger
07-11-2004, 10:50 AM
has all americans in theirs

Alisa
07-11-2004, 10:59 AM
has 1$ in VCash

Gonzalo81
07-11-2004, 07:47 PM
Thinks most important thing in life is money....

Shadow
07-11-2004, 08:30 PM
has an avatar of an very old man.

Gonzalo81
07-11-2004, 09:25 PM
Becames a werewolf no full moon nights

Leo
07-12-2004, 12:58 AM
Worships herself only.

tall_one
07-12-2004, 01:21 AM
http://smileys.******************/cat/18/18_4_102.gif
Participates in synchronized swimming at the olympics

Lee
07-12-2004, 01:28 AM
never use smilies

tall_one
07-12-2004, 04:22 AM
:lol:
has never been outside the US

Lalitha
07-12-2004, 05:39 AM
Has a very weak backhand.

YoursTruly
07-12-2004, 05:56 AM
has an avatar picture of the 2004 FRENCH OPEN champion

CooCooCachoo
07-12-2004, 07:29 AM
Was born in a Wal-Mart store in Tusco

Lalitha
07-12-2004, 09:06 AM
knows nothing about tennis.

Alisa
07-12-2004, 10:01 AM
has made this forum by herself

Lalitha
07-12-2004, 10:40 AM
She is aka Patricia Bonilla

sem4
07-12-2004, 06:36 PM
wears swimming goggles when they are on the computer

tall_one
07-12-2004, 07:51 PM
Is the lock ness monster
http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_5_25.gif

Alisa
07-12-2004, 07:53 PM
discovered a new continent not long ago

sem4
07-12-2004, 07:56 PM
Is the national pole vault champion of Cuba

tall_one
07-12-2004, 08:07 PM
Is the nation rodeo champion
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_11_3.gif

sem4
07-12-2004, 08:11 PM
Has been wearing the same underwear since February :lol:

Action Jackson
07-12-2004, 08:14 PM
Thinks Norman is a bad joke.

sem4
07-12-2004, 08:16 PM
Tips James Blake to win the USO.

Gonzalo81
07-12-2004, 09:58 PM
has 1000 posts

sem4
07-12-2004, 10:10 PM
has had breast implants :lol:

Gonzalo81
07-12-2004, 10:11 PM
Has injected Botox in his/her butt

tall_one
07-12-2004, 10:56 PM
Is a professional bodybuilder
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_1_106v.gif

Leo
07-12-2004, 10:58 PM
Cheers for the most unpopular sports person in history.

denim
07-12-2004, 11:38 PM
Put a drawing pin on tim henmans chair at the changeover against Ancic at Wimbledon.

Carito_90
07-12-2004, 11:40 PM
is my husband :eek: :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
07-12-2004, 11:45 PM
hates andy and coria so much that she just wants to get rid of em

denim
07-12-2004, 11:45 PM
lmaooooo :lol: (and star thats a joke by the way !!!) before you go telling me I cnt have 13 year old friends again !!!

andyroxmysox12191
07-12-2004, 11:46 PM
posted at the correct time

denim
07-12-2004, 11:49 PM
works in factory that produces rubber ducks

Carito_90
07-12-2004, 11:49 PM
fancies kim clijsters :scared:

denim
07-12-2004, 11:50 PM
You definetely got right thread for that !! lmao

denim
07-12-2004, 11:52 PM
fancies kim clijsters :scared:


has a shaved head LOL

Carito_90
07-12-2004, 11:52 PM
as long as lleyton doesn't post here :lol:

denim
07-12-2004, 11:57 PM
has a hairy back LMAOOOO

Carito_90
07-13-2004, 12:00 AM
ewwwwwwww lmao

likes playing with dolls :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
07-13-2004, 12:01 AM
is not scaring me lmfao

denim
07-13-2004, 12:21 AM
saw andy on beach in swimming trunks on televison and switched channels to see the news LOL

andyroxmysox12191
07-13-2004, 12:25 AM
lmfao....knows that what he said is so true

denim
07-13-2004, 12:36 AM
smokes 40 ciggarettes a day gets sent home from school for wearing t shirts with swear words on them

andyroxmysox12191
07-13-2004, 12:38 AM
is still in school

denim
07-13-2004, 12:39 AM
Has 3 grandchildren and knits lovely sweaters for them at xmas

andyroxmysox12191
07-13-2004, 12:39 AM
is married

denim
07-13-2004, 01:01 AM
was arrested for trying to peep into andy roddicks bathroom window at top of the ladder LOL

Carito_90
07-13-2004, 01:05 AM
is sharapova's lover lol

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:07 AM
uses botox for the wrinkles!

denim
07-13-2004, 01:11 AM
stole the pint of beer in andys hand in avatar and drank it themselves

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:12 AM
wants to make babies with henman!

denim
07-13-2004, 01:16 AM
LMAO :lol:

Irons all escudes shirts for him and puts a banana in his lunchbox

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:21 AM
I eat Escudes banana and boy is it delicous! mmm good!*rubs tummy*

denim
07-13-2004, 01:24 AM
lmao :lol: has left escude walking like he just stepped off a horse

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:29 AM
hahah Escude do you got any more banans cuz Im really craving for one maybee this one will stay up longer! lol

denim
07-13-2004, 01:35 AM
LMFAO !!!

is banana shy

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:36 AM
Its alright banana I wont bite too hard I promise

denim
07-13-2004, 01:37 AM
please be carefull with my bend its sensitive lmao

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:39 AM
alright Ill try but sometimes I get a little agressive and eat the banana like there is no tommorow!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:40 AM
:lol: you two! papasmurf! stay to my brand of banana's :fiery: :)

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:42 AM
hahah but Denims tempting is kind of banana seems sweeter lol more of a bite!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:42 AM
and waddya mean "it will stay up longer" :lol: :devil:
um topic.........henman is the greatest player ever :lol: !!!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:43 AM
denin's fav all time cartoon when he got home from school was.......... bananaman :lol: :lol: :lol:

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:43 AM
Well sorry just last time it was a quick bite!

denim
07-13-2004, 01:43 AM
Escudes are more hard wearing lmaoooooo stand up to aggression better :lol:

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:45 AM
hahah I bet!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:45 AM
my all time fav band hmm...bananarama!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:45 AM
nothing like a good strong scottish banana tracey ;)

denim
07-13-2004, 01:46 AM
and two strong tartan plums lmaoooooo

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:46 AM
whose Tracey I dont know any Tracey!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:49 AM
dick tracey!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:49 AM
is a nice film :angel:

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:50 AM
Its TRACY! I dont know any Tracey!

denim
07-13-2004, 01:50 AM
I said moment i saw a watch on each wrist he was a two timing b**tard lmaoooo