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UPDATE!! UPDATE!! UPDATE!! in 1st Post......MEMOIR OF AN EGOMANIAC----NOLE DJOKOVIC

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mangoes
03-27-2008, 09:01 PM
http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/news.php/2008/04/02/promotion-of-novak-djokovic-s-monography-my-first-grand-slam

Dear Novak fans,

We inform you that promotion of Novak Djokovic’s Monography ‘My First Grand Slam’ will be held on Saturday, April 5th at noon, in the French Cultural Centre in Zmaj Jovina 11 Street.

During the promotion Novak will be signing the books.

We invite you all to attend this formal event.

You can buy the Monography via our Online Shop.










Get Your Own Copy!!! .........This is NOT a joke!!


http://www.abies.net/shop/novak/proddet.php?Jezik=en&ID_prod=1961&grupa=&spec=







http://www.abies.net/shop/novak/images/proiz/monoshop_en.jpg

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 09:03 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :haha:

toro913
03-27-2008, 09:03 PM
Must be the best selling book back in Serbia.

rofe
03-27-2008, 09:07 PM
The epitome of self-love. :haha:

Can't get better than this.

Novak for president of Serbia. :rocker2:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 09:30 PM
So much I want to say I literally can't type them out

That photoshopping is AWESOME!

tennizen
03-27-2008, 09:38 PM
Nole:inlove: He looks so handsome with that trophy:inlove: It's only 40 Euros:fiery: A great champion like him and they are shortselling him:mad: I would spend a few 100 euros to read about the champ:cool:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 09:39 PM
Nole:inlove: He looks so handsome with that trophy:inlove: It's only 40 Euros:fiery: A great champion like him and they are shortselling him:mad: I would spend a few 100 euros to read about the champ:cool:

40 Euros!

What a bargain!

I'll get 5. One can be a prize in the Metis Invitational Trophy :inlove:

40 Euros :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

tennizen
03-27-2008, 09:41 PM
40 Euros!

What a bargain!

I'll get 5. One can be a prize in the Metis Invitational Trophy :inlove:

40 Euros :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

Great idea. That should do the trick for those Rafa infidels:lol:

mangoes
03-27-2008, 09:42 PM
40 Euros!

What a bargain!

I'll get 5. One can be a prize in the Metis Invitational Trophy :inlove:

40 Euros :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

I tried to buy one:shrug:.......but they wanted to charge me 37 bucks for shipping to the US:o

elessar
03-27-2008, 09:42 PM
40 Euros!

What a bargain!

I'll get 5. One can be a prize in the Metis Invitational Trophy :inlove:

40 Euros :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

No worries you forgot the 23€ shipping fee :rocker2: still an amazing bargain, but I'm so glad they're not underselling him :hearts:

Corey Feldman
03-27-2008, 09:42 PM
The Ego King is dead, long live the new Ego King :o

l_mac
03-27-2008, 09:43 PM
Great idea. That should do the trick for those Rafa infidels:lol:

What do you think, tennizen ... will he have a commerative hard cover 40 Euro book for each of his 4 Slam wins this year? And maybe a Gold cover Olympic Special. Hmmm.

TMJordan
03-27-2008, 09:44 PM
I gotta get my hands on one of these.

anon57
03-27-2008, 09:44 PM
:rolls::rolls: OMG, Who's brilliant idea was this

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 09:44 PM
This really, REALLY makes up for all of the Trainwreck Experience that GM has become lately...

Priceless! :yeah:

toro913
03-27-2008, 09:44 PM
I'm waiting for his "My 13th Grandslam" it better be gilded.

BalkanBoy
03-27-2008, 09:45 PM
That's quality-price stuff

tennizen
03-27-2008, 09:45 PM
What do you think, tennizen ... will he have a commerative hard cover 40 Euro book for each of his 4 Slam wins this year? And maybe a Gold cover Olympic Special. Hmmm.

Of course anything less would be belittling him:shrug: In fact I would say he should have a book for every MS series title he wins. 60 pages for one grandslam. 30 pages for a MS and 15 for the MM tournaments.

mangoes
03-27-2008, 09:45 PM
:rolls::rolls: OMG, Who's brilliant idea was this

Give Djerk all the credit.......

Castafiore
03-27-2008, 09:46 PM
To ship that book within Europe:

TOTAL 40.00 €
Export Fee 37.00 €
Transport 35.00 €
Total for payment 112.00 €


Wow, that's a real bargain, that. :worship:

Bilbo
03-27-2008, 09:46 PM
typical nole

decrepitude
03-27-2008, 09:46 PM
The Ego King is dead, long live the new Ego King :o

:haha: :worship:

Outfielder
03-27-2008, 09:47 PM
40 euros is nothing for this book. :bolt:

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 09:47 PM
To ship that book within Europe:

TOTAL 40.00 €
Export Fee 37.00 €
Transport 35.00 €
Total for payment 112.00 €


Wow, that's a real bargain, that. :worship:

No doubt in the running for the next Pulitzer Prize I gather, so worth every penny, no? :lol:

Deboogle!.
03-27-2008, 09:47 PM
i don't know what to say....

l_mac
03-27-2008, 09:49 PM
i don't know what to say....

Let your creditcard do the talking!

Available now from novak-djokovic.com :worship: :worship:

elessar
03-27-2008, 09:49 PM
now I know what I'll have him sign when he wins the FO in June :inlove: I'll be wearing my Novak shirt so he knows I'm a fan :hearts:
http://www.abies.net/shop/novak/slikaprikazi.php?&idd=1928&fleg=proiz

anon57
03-27-2008, 09:50 PM
To ship that book within Europe:

TOTAL 40.00 €
Export Fee 37.00 €
Transport 35.00 €
Total for payment 112.00 €


Wow, that's a real bargain, that. :worship:

For the memoir commemorating the future GOAT's first GS win that's nothing.

mangoes
03-27-2008, 09:51 PM
I want to sincerely thank Nole for making me laugh so much today that tears ran down my cheeks.........This makes up for all the BS on GM!!

danton
03-27-2008, 09:52 PM
Shameless absolutely shameless

raven gypsy
03-27-2008, 09:53 PM
To ship that book within Europe:

TOTAL 40.00 €
Export Fee 37.00 €
Transport 35.00 €
Total for payment 112.00 €


Wow, that's a real bargain, that. :worship:

I'm buying one for everyone I know..
I think that they'll make great birthday and Christmas gifts..

You cannot deny that more Nole being shared with world--
should make it a happier place :wavey: Go Nole!

Convert the world to the REAL GOAT ;)

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 09:53 PM
I want to sincerely thank Nole for making me laugh so much today that tears ran down my cheeks.........This makes up for all the BS on GM!!

Same for me, like I said already - and I think you, Sheryl, deserve a few well meant :hug: :smooch: :hug: :hug: for posting this, right here in the zoo - or should I say the S censured Jerry Springfield Show that GM has become lately? :D

Alex999
03-27-2008, 09:54 PM
You guys are evil :lol::lol::lol:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 09:56 PM
You guys are evil :lol::lol::lol:


Please.

We couldn't do anything if he didn't keep giving us these gifts :worship:

SloKid
03-27-2008, 09:56 PM
Can I get a discount, cause it says "oppenents" there? Damaged goods.

tennizen
03-27-2008, 09:57 PM
I'm buying one for everyone I know..
I think that they'll make great birthday and Christmas gifts..

You cannot deny that more Nole being shared with world--
should make it a happier place :wavey: Go Nole!

Convert the world to the REAL GOAT ;)

That should be the MTF slogan: More Nole for a better world:worship:worship:

Deboogle!.
03-27-2008, 09:57 PM
Let your creditcard do the talking!

Available now from novak-djokovic.com :worship: :worship:My credit card bill this month is already high enough from my trip to IW and subsequent trip to the nearby outlet mall :tape: but next month, it'll be my first purchase;)

honestly, I thought some of the junk at andy's shop was lame, but it's nothing like this at least :tape:

Albop
03-27-2008, 09:58 PM
:haha: :haha:

"my first GS " :haha:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 09:59 PM
honestly, I thought some of the junk at andy's shop was lame, but it's nothing like this at least :tape:


Andy doesn't have a $60 memoir of his USO win?? :smash: What a fool!

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:00 PM
Andy doesn't have a $60 memoir of his USO win?? :smash: What a fool!

How about Marat? He had TWO GS, didn't he? :sad:

Deboogle!.
03-27-2008, 10:01 PM
Andy doesn't have a $60 memoir of his USO win?? :smash: What a fool!Nope :awww: http://proshop.andyroddick.com/index.php?main_page=products_all Clearly he's not doing righy by his charity, missing out on such a huge revenue source :rolls: :haha: :tape:

i mean, i like novak enough... but this is just... oh man.

Kendall
03-27-2008, 10:01 PM
To ship that book within Europe:

TOTAL 40.00 €
Export Fee 37.00 €
Transport 35.00 €
Total for payment 112.00 €


Wow, that's a real bargain, that. :worship:

Nole's book = 112euros
Nole's book sent to sydney $AUD195 (probably add tax)

Watching Nole's journey further into narcissism = priceless.

Carlita
03-27-2008, 10:02 PM
:speakles: omc

~*BGT*~
03-27-2008, 10:05 PM
Wow, I have to get LSU to make this part of their summer reading program! :eek: The upcoming elections.. puh-LEAZE! Rebuilding New Orleans... hell no!! This should be required reading for every student in the world. :rocker2: :rocker2: :rocker2:

FNT
03-27-2008, 10:06 PM
Gaudio MUST release one!
And I expect 12 books from Fed. Each about 1000 pages. Around $400 a piece will do.

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:06 PM
Where's Aloimeh right now? :p

tennizen
03-27-2008, 10:07 PM
Where's Aloimeh right now? :p

Remember he likes the tennis, not the personality. He won't be fazed in the least.

FNT
03-27-2008, 10:07 PM
Call me stupid, but this IS Photoshop, right?

elessar
03-27-2008, 10:09 PM
Call me stupid, but this IS Photoshop, right?

Yes, brillant photoshop by the Djokovic team :worship: those stars all over remind me of my dear Nole :inlove:

Deboogle!.
03-27-2008, 10:09 PM
Call me stupid, but this IS Photoshop, right?scarily, no. You can get a serbia t-shirt for only 86 euros! Hell for that price I might be able to FLY to Serbia :speakles:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Call me stupid, but this IS Photoshop, right?

:haha:

No. This is The Novak Djokovic Empire. Get used to it. We've got (conservative estimate) 15 more years of this crap :tape:

FNT
03-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Oh I'm gonna hate this guy now... I wonder if he is planning to release a couple of horrible hip-hop albums and marry Britney Spears in about a couple of years.

Roland9
03-27-2008, 10:14 PM
This is just weird. Bad move.

And the book title is really a worse idea than the book itself.

tennizen
03-27-2008, 10:16 PM
This is just weird. Bad move.

And the book title is really a worse idea than the book itself.

I know I am saying the unspeakable:tape: but if Nole doesn't win any slam will they reprint and republish with the title" My first and only GS". But I know I am joking. I am eagerly looking forward to "My 15th GS"

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:16 PM
Call me stupid, but this IS Photoshop, right?

That's what about 99.999% of everyone thought - even the Djokotard haters/dislikers. But eh no, apparently, it's for REAL... :haha: :rolls:

Oh I'm gonna hate this guy now... I wonder if he is planning to release a couple of horrible hip-hop albums and marry Britney Spears in about a couple of years.

Don't ever HATE anyone. It's a nasty word. :) :angel:
I understand what you mean to say, though. ;)

Outfielder
03-27-2008, 10:17 PM
What`s wrong with you guys!? That things are not for you, that`s for his two youger brothers.

Man must be sick to buy things like this.

FNT
03-27-2008, 10:18 PM
Don't ever HATE anyone. It's a nasty word. :) :angel:
I understand what you mean to say, though. ;)

Well, I can't even hate him. The guy will bring me so much laughter in the future. I can only hope.

Man must be sick to buy things like this.


I can't even begin to think how insane one must be to release things like this one.

Deboogle!.
03-27-2008, 10:19 PM
What`s wrong with you guys!? That things are not for you, that`s for his two youger brothers.

Man must be sick to buy things like this.Like I said I like nole well enough. He's not a fave, but I don't dislike him. So I think i'm fairly objective where he is concerned, and I am sorry, but he's selling that on his official website - for a LOT of money - I think that such laughter and poking fun and incredulity are to be expected :shrug:

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:20 PM
I can't even begin to think how insane one must be to release things like this one.

Djoko should fire his management. And his obnoxious family as well. :tape:

finishingmove
03-27-2008, 10:21 PM
someone has a good marketing team :)

price is ridiculous btw ( and x10 ridiculous if u are living in serbia ).

toro913
03-27-2008, 10:22 PM
Someone has to buy one of these and post it on the forums.

NikolaBGD
03-27-2008, 10:24 PM
What will you talk about that Nole doesnt exist?!:)

Perfect guy for MTF, those who hate him doesnt realised that Fed-Rafa tales become boring...

Nole is just a kid, He refuse to grow up;)

Albop
03-27-2008, 10:25 PM
There are always djokotards buying this kind of shit

Outfielder
03-27-2008, 10:25 PM
Well, I can't even hate him. The guy will bring me so much laughter in the future. I can only hope.
I can't even begin to think how insane one must be to release things like this one.

Sorry, I didn`t mean to you.


:secret: He bought the Monography.

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:26 PM
Already five pages, and still everybody's having fun! :D

GM seems to be improving! :worship:

leng jai
03-27-2008, 10:34 PM
Wowowowowoow Gimme 200 Copies Plz

Corey Feldman
03-27-2008, 10:35 PM
Wowowowowoow Gimme 200 Copies Plzwait in line you ;)

ChinoRios4Ever
03-27-2008, 10:38 PM
Gaudio MUST release one!

same for Albert Costa and ToJo :shrug:

every Nole's thread goes to a hater mode :haha:

bavaria100
03-27-2008, 10:40 PM
To ship that book within Europe:

TOTAL 40.00 €
Export Fee 37.00 €
Transport 35.00 €
Total for payment 112.00 €


Wow, that's a real bargain, that. :worship:

What a rip-off. I sometimes import magazines or books from the United States and I only have to pay around 25€ for it. This is ridiculous. Novak should be ashamed but unfortunately, there are enough idiots who buy this crap.

scarecrows
03-27-2008, 10:44 PM
and for ONLY 125 Euros more you can buy a signed photo of Novak with the trophy :worship:

KitinovRules
03-27-2008, 10:45 PM
Hilarious, so fucking tastless , hilarious and probably fake.

this is probably Srdjan Djokovic's idea.

Adler
03-27-2008, 10:45 PM
Looks like his ego is bigger than his new haircut

dijus
03-27-2008, 10:48 PM
:haha: no comments

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:48 PM
Hilarious, so fucking tastless , hilarious and probably fake.

this is probably Srdjan Djokovic's idea.

No that mother of his, I guess.
As for his Hairdo Genes, I still wonder which of his parents is in fact the Porcupine and which is the Toilet Brush.:angel:

Alright, I should get out of here now before I do even more damage. :angel:

Herdwick
03-27-2008, 10:49 PM
Was sure this was fake! *Cringes*

Now own up - which one of you haters has hacked the official site?

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 10:56 PM
Was sure this was fake! *Cringes*

Now own up - which one of you haters has hacked the official site?

:haha:

The Pro
03-27-2008, 11:11 PM
Holy fuck! :eek: :lol:

Rogiman
03-27-2008, 11:13 PM
Something is really fucked up about his family, his management and everyone surrounding him, that's why he has more haters than fans, despite playing big time tennis.

And then he's surprised no one in OZ wanted him to win that final.

Albop
03-27-2008, 11:16 PM
Was sure this was fake! *Cringes*

Now own up - which one of you haters has hacked the official site?

:haha:

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 11:22 PM
"My First GS" :hearts:

I would totally spend 40 € to read about Nole's first time. :drool:

Really? I thought you had better taste than that, J'torian! :( :lol:

nobama
03-27-2008, 11:22 PM
Long live the new Ego King indeed. :worship:

The Pro
03-27-2008, 11:28 PM
Just when I think I should cut this guy some slack, he goes and does/endorses something like this. You turn your back for a second...

Something is really fucked up about his family, his management and everyone surrounding him, that's why he has more haters than fans, despite playing big time tennis.

And then he's surprised no one in OZ wanted him to win that final.

I can't wait to see the reception his opponent gets at his next GS final. I hope it's someone really obscure. :p (Well obscure enough that it's funny).

I still can't believe he said what he did. :rolleyes:

Albop
03-27-2008, 11:29 PM
Long live the new Ego King indeed. :worship:

Omg what a sig :worship:

Marek.
03-27-2008, 11:31 PM
What the fuck?

Sunset of Age
03-27-2008, 11:31 PM
"And as the ball landed right on the sweet spot, I knew my stroke was true and that I had finally done it. It was my very first time." :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

I think I just DIED LAUGHING. :haha: :worship: :worship: :worship:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 11:31 PM
:angel: Taste schmaste! :D I want to read all about his first GS:

"And as the ball landed right on the sweet spot, I knew my stroke was true and that I had finally done it. It was my very first time." :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

"I exploded with joy and looked up to the faces of my parents and younger brothers, who had been proudly cheering me on. In years to come I hope to support Marko(?) and Djorde(?) through their first time."

Ewww.

yarina
03-27-2008, 11:33 PM
Was sure this was fake! *Cringes*

Now own up - which one of you haters has hacked the official site?

Scarily, this is true! I went to the his official website and found this "amazing book" among the selling items!

this is really ridiculous, honestly...

MisterQ
03-27-2008, 11:33 PM
I remember my first like it was yesterday. :drool: :hearts:

http://www.adpulp.com/grand_slam.jpg
http://www.hughes.com/HUGHES/Doc/0/47CF6DCKV67450QDF78EL3DA5E/Dennys.jpg

Albop
03-27-2008, 11:36 PM
Bascule has already buy 100 of this books

FluffyYellowBall
03-27-2008, 11:40 PM
Funny! Cant believe it! Way too early Nole WAYYYY WAYYY to early :rolleyes:
I feel bad for him actually..

jasmin
03-27-2008, 11:44 PM
He is certainly the Ego King and as far as I'm concern...the one and only.

CassL
03-27-2008, 11:46 PM
wow, this IS real?:eek:

Come on Nole, this is ridiculous even for you.

Clay Death
03-27-2008, 11:49 PM
He is certainly the Ego King and as far as I'm concern...the one and only.


its photoshopped crap. i am not buying this nonsense. nobody is that stupid.

people are just having a few laughs at this expense.

Albop
03-27-2008, 11:50 PM
its photoshopped crap. i am not buying this nonsense. nobody is that stupid.

people are just having a few laughs at this expense.

:haha:

pathetic tard

:zzz:

l_mac
03-27-2008, 11:51 PM
its photoshopped crap. i am not buying this nonsense. nobody is that stupid.

people are just having a few laughs at this expense.

:retard:

You're stupid.

JediFed
03-27-2008, 11:53 PM
I'm just dying here.

:spit::haha::haha:

scarecrows
03-27-2008, 11:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/genci/ND.jpg

Clay Death
03-27-2008, 11:56 PM
:retard:

You're stupid.


beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

anon57
03-27-2008, 11:58 PM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php
Now click on the online shop section on Djokovic's official site

LocoPorElTenis
03-27-2008, 11:59 PM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

Follow your own link -> click on online shop banner -> the book is there (or click on accesories). You lose, we all win. Now go back to your cave.

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:00 AM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

:hug:

:haha:

MrChopin
03-28-2008, 12:02 AM
I'm dumbfounded. I went through two pages thinking it was fake before going to back to the link. As a matter of fact, I still think it's fake. Please tell me it's fake.

elessar
03-28-2008, 12:03 AM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

Thank you for removing any doubts I may have had about whether you were a troll or just that stupid :hatoff:
No one would have posted something like that without checking first unless they're trolling:)

JediFed
03-28-2008, 12:04 AM
Pity I can't have a sig like that.

Absolutely perfect!

KitinovRules
03-28-2008, 12:04 AM
He is certainly the Ego King and as far as I'm concern...the one and only.
No he is classles , tasteless , uneducated asshole, who just happens to play tennis proffesionaly.

wildegirl05
03-28-2008, 12:05 AM
OMG :haha::haha::haha:

thank you mangoes:hug: i cannot remember the last time i laughed this hard.

djerk for pulitzer prize and booker prize! :rocker2:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:06 AM
Follow your own link -> click on online shop banner -> the book is there (or click on accesories). You lose, we all win. Now go back to your cave.


it does not classify as a book. just 64 pages and mostly pictures. that is not a book. please.

its a gimmick to capitalize on the buffoons. dont be suckered in thinking its a book.

Outfielder
03-28-2008, 12:10 AM
it does not classify as a book. just 64 pages and mostly pictures. that is not a book. please.

its a gimmick to capitalize on the buffoons. dont be suckered in thinking its a book.

Sorry CD
From Official Site of NDj:
Description: My first Grand Slam, book about wining the Australian Open 2008.

It`s published on two languages.

BaselineSmash
03-28-2008, 12:11 AM
I think I'm going to wait til "Duography"/"Di-ography" comes out. There'll probably be a better deal on "Monography" by then. That said, the first editions of this thing are going to be worth as much as the Harry Potter first editions in a couple of years...

schorsch
03-28-2008, 12:11 AM
hilarious :haha:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:11 AM
No he is classles , tasteless , uneducated asshole, who just happens to play tennis proffesionaly.


its more like a little 64 page booklet with mostly pictures. they are making fast cash off those who cannot get enough of him.

wait for a real book. now it is business and its all about striking the iron while you are hot. that is what they are doing.

The Pro
03-28-2008, 12:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/genci/ND.jpg

This thread makes me so happy in my heart! :D

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:11 AM
it does not classify as a book. just 64 pages and mostly pictures. that is not a book. please.

its a gimmick to capitalize on the buffoons. dont be suckered in thinking its a book.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

How many copies do you have? I think you qualify as the target audience. What did you call them? "Buffoons"?

:haha: :haha: :haha:

LinkMage
03-28-2008, 12:12 AM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php



WOW! You are even dumber than I thought! :eek:

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:12 AM
its photoshopped crap. i am not buying this nonsense. nobody is that stupid.

people are just having a few laughs at this expense.

beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

it does not classify as a book. just 64 pages and mostly pictures. that is not a book. please.

its a gimmick to capitalize on the buffoons. dont be suckered in thinking its a book.

its more like a little 64 page booklet with mostly pictures. they are making fast cash off those who cannot get enough of him.

wait for a real book. now it is business and its all about striking the iron while you are hot. that is what they are doing.

:worship: :worship:

JediFed
03-28-2008, 12:14 AM
It`s published in two languages.


I finally stopped laughing, then this, damn you! :worship:

FNT
03-28-2008, 12:15 AM
I never though it was possible to laugh for three hours straight. I called all my friends. We're gonna buy a truckload!

camnation
03-28-2008, 12:16 AM
Was sure this was fake! *Cringes*

Now own up - which one of you haters has hacked the official site?
Dear God I hope that's the truth. :help:

LinkMage
03-28-2008, 12:16 AM
:worship: :worship:



l_mac, your sig is brilliant!

:haha:

platinum
03-28-2008, 12:19 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute

Manon
03-28-2008, 12:20 AM
No he is classles , tasteless , uneducated asshole, who just happens to play tennis proffesionaly.

BYRM silly hater.

Macedonia IS Greece, always been. Pick another name, for example 'Southern little third world Serbia'.

:angel:

elessar
03-28-2008, 12:22 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute

Linda will se so pleased you finally changed your avatar :hug:

platinum
03-28-2008, 12:23 AM
Linda will se so pleased you finally changed your avatar :hug:

I like both players. :cool::cool:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:24 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute

you change your avatars faster than most women change underwears.

something tells me that you are just being funny.

Lleyton_
03-28-2008, 12:28 AM
This ClayDeath dude is a total douche.

soraya
03-28-2008, 12:28 AM
I cannot believe I used to like this megalomaniac, he really needs to get off from his high horse.

platinum
03-28-2008, 12:30 AM
you change your avatars faster than most women change underwears when they are in heat.

something tells me that you are just being funny.

IF you look at all my posts you will se who are my fave players.

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:33 AM
IF you look at all my posts you will se who are my fave players.


i know you like Nadal. that is good enough for me. he is the toughest fighter we have in tennis. i think he will bounce back from his little mini slump.

platinum
03-28-2008, 12:37 AM
i know you like Nadal. that is good enough for me. he is the toughest fighter we have in tennis. i think he will bounce back from his little mini slump.

I like:

1. Nadal ..... hottest piece of ass ever in tennis....
2. Djokovic
3. Safin
4. Haas
5. Hewitt
6. Baghdatis
7. Monaco
8. Gaudio
9. Gasquet
10. Lopez

schorsch
03-28-2008, 12:37 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

How many copies do you have? I think you qualify as the target audience. What did you call them? "Buffoons"?

:haha: :haha: :haha:

says the one buying premier membership of a board that is free, so that he can put a picture in his signature of a player he doesnt like :rolleyes:

:wavey:

(sry mtf peeps :p)

Lee
03-28-2008, 12:40 AM
says the one buying premier membership of a board that is free, so that he can put a picture in his signature of a player he doesnt like :rolleyes:

:wavey:

(sry mtf peeps :p)

Nah, it's more for Nadal's ass. :angel: And l_mac is a "she" not "he"

schorsch
03-28-2008, 12:42 AM
:haha: ok

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:43 AM
says the one buying premier membership of a board that is free, so that he can put a picture in his signature of a player he doesnt like :rolleyes:

:wavey:

(sry mtf peeps :p)


I have no comeback. Wait ... :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit:

I've had the premier membership for months, but thanks for the interest :hug:

And let me tell you it was £5 well spent!

Thanks for the bad rep, btw. :hug: :lol:

Lee
03-28-2008, 12:45 AM
Good luck for the publisher to make any money out of the book.

I don't mind if there's any publisher willing to publish a book with my pics :p (yes, I know, it's not going to happen. :sobbing:) Nobody is forced to buy that book. :shrug: Although I won't shell out any money for it. But I am glad that this makes the day for so many posters here :p

platinum
03-28-2008, 12:46 AM
I know I am saying the unspeakable:tape: but if Nole doesn't win any slam will they reprint and republish with the title" My first and only GS". But I know I am joking. I am eagerly looking forward to "My 15th GS"

:lol:

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:46 AM
Good luck for the publisher to make any money out of the book.



Don't see how they can fail to make money at those prices. Even if they only sell 4 copies I'm sure they'll make a killing.

Lee
03-28-2008, 12:47 AM
And let me tell you it was £5 well spent!


Admit it, you spend the money so we'll all appreciate Nadal's fine ass. :lol:

But you are secretly in love with Nole. You have him in your siggy now more than Rafa. :devil:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:48 AM
I like:

1. Nadal ..... hottest piece of ass ever in tennis....
2. Djokovic
3. Safin
4. Haas
5. Hewitt
6. Baghdatis
7. Monaco
8. Gaudio
9. Gasquet
10. Lopez


good list Platinum with the exception of Baggy Man and Gasquet. Gasquet is a wimp and Baggy Man has nothing between his 2 ears.

Gaudio and Safin could have gone further with their talents. poor Haas has been victimized by nothing but setbacks all his life. Nadal and Hewitt are among the greatest fighters i have ever seen in tennis.Hewitt`s best days are gone but what a fighter.

Lee
03-28-2008, 12:50 AM
Don't see how they can fail to make money at those prices. Even if they only sell 4 copies I'm sure they'll make a killing.

I may not in publishing but I know it cost a fortune to print those coffee table books. And you can't just print 100 or 200 copies.

But we are not into serious discussion here. :)

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:50 AM
Admit it, you spend the money so we'll all appreciate Nadal's fine ass. :lol:
I think I bought it so I could have a bigger avatar. The sig picks came later ;)

But you are secretly in love with Nole. You have him in your siggy now more than Rafa. :devil:

I'm so transparant :awww:

This is just a one night stand I'm having with Nole. I don't want to have to explain my sig to people in the morning. :lol:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:52 AM
Admit it, you spend the money so we'll all appreciate Nadal's fine ass. :lol:

But you are secretly in love with Nole. You have him in your siggy now more than Rafa. :devil:

l mac is a crook. i think she is a closet Nole lover. Nadal is her cover. being just 15 years old, she has to jump on the hottest things and the hottest players.

Lee
03-28-2008, 12:52 AM
I think I bought it so I could have a bigger avatar. The sig picks came later ;)



I'm so transparant :awww:

This is just a one night stand I'm having with Nole. I don't want to have to explain my sig to people in the morning. :lol:

Becareful, Sharapova will come after you. :devil:

platinum
03-28-2008, 12:52 AM
Gasquet is a wimp and Baggy Man has nothing between his 2 ears.


Gasquet plays BEAUTIFUL tennis.

Baggy Man is so nice.

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 12:55 AM
Gasquet plays BEAUTIFUL tennis.

Baggy Man is so nice.


i hear you platinum. i gues we are all different.

since you told me about you favorite players, here is list of mine. this list, incidentally never changes:

1. Vilas
2. Muster
3. Nadal
4. Borg

** you will note that they are all clay monsters.

l_mac
03-28-2008, 12:56 AM
I may not in publishing but I know it cost a fortune to print those coffee table books. And you can't just print 100 or 200 copies.


:awww: I think I know what Nole's lucky friends are getting for Christmas.

Albop
03-28-2008, 12:57 AM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

Follow your own link -> click on online shop banner -> the book is there (or click on accesories). You lose, we all win. Now go back to your cave.

OWNED‘‘‘‘


:haha:

prima donna
03-28-2008, 12:58 AM
che pagliaccio

leng jai
03-28-2008, 01:02 AM
Actually I Changed My Mind Gimme 500 Plzzz.

Hihihi Novak Is Der Gonna B A Limited Ediition Copy For 10x Da Bargain Basement Price Of Da Normal One??

Albop
03-28-2008, 01:03 AM
When it's the Special Edition Released??

i can't wait

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 01:15 AM
Good luck for the publisher to make any money out of the book.

I don't mind if there's any publisher willing to publish a book with my pics :p (yes, I know, it's not going to happen. :sobbing:) Nobody is forced to buy that book. :shrug: Although I won't shell out any money for it. But I am glad that this makes the day for so many posters here :p


but it can hardly be called a book. its 64 pages and mostly pics. thats not a book. thats a gimmick.

NYCtennisfan
03-28-2008, 01:17 AM
:worship: :worship:

:haha: ClayDeath's backtracking.... :haha:

NYCtennisfan
03-28-2008, 01:18 AM
but it can hardly be called a book. its 64 pages and mostly pics. thats not a book. thats a gimmick.

:haha:

Blondie1985
03-28-2008, 01:18 AM
is it true???

Deivid23
03-28-2008, 01:20 AM
So fucking what? :shrug:

You guys are on fucking crack :lol:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 01:20 AM
:haha: ClayDeath's backtracking.... :haha:


oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. i am under fire now for sure.

if you got your hand on this little gimmick, you would want your money back.

trust me on this. its a little booklet with pics suitable only for teenagers.

NYCtennisfan
03-28-2008, 01:22 AM
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. i am under fire now for sure.

if you got your hand on this little gimmick, you would want your money back.

trust me on this. its a little booklet with pics suitable only for teenagers.

:haha:

Corey Feldman
03-28-2008, 01:23 AM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.



:haha::lol::lol:

Linda :hug:

Merton
03-28-2008, 01:34 AM
At first I thought this was a premature April Fool's day joke:tape: The fact that it is on sale means that there are people willing to buy.

elessar
03-28-2008, 01:35 AM
At first I thought this was a premature April Fool's day joke:tape: The fact that it is on sale means that there are people willing to buy.

Or very delusionnal people :tape:
:secret: Did you see people accusing us of making up BS in the Rafa is finishd thread. It saddens me :sad:

Merton
03-28-2008, 01:38 AM
Or very delusionnal people :tape:
:secret: Did you see people accusing us of making up BS in the Rafa is finishd thread. It saddens me :sad:

I wonder how that is possible, I am always very serious here :sad: When Nadal asks for that WC for Houston I will be vindicated.

Metis
03-28-2008, 01:40 AM
What a thread! :lol: Excellent entertainment!

You people are too hasty. I'm going to wait until amazon.com carries it to get free shipping. :dance: :lol:


40 Euros!

What a bargain!

I'll get 5. One can be a prize in the Metis Invitational Trophy :inlove:

40 Euros :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

Great idea! The copy we will offer will have his autograph as well as his bite marks. No doubt that will give our competition even more prestige! :yeah:


"My First GS" :hearts:

I would totally spend 40 € to read about Nole's first time. :drool:

:yeah: and I can't wait for the movie! I'm sure they're already negotiating the rights with Hollywood producers.


:angel: Taste schmaste! :D I want to read all about his first GS:

"And as the ball landed right on the sweet spot, I knew my stroke was true and that I had finally done it. It was my very first time." :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

"I exploded with joy and looked up to the faces of my parents and younger brothers, who had been proudly cheering me on. In years to come I hope to support Marko(?) and Djorde(?) through their first time."

Ewww.

:haha: :bolt:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 01:53 AM
I wonder how that is possible, I am always very serious here :sad: When Nadal asks for that WC for Houston I will be vindicated.


you may be on to something. there is a time slot for it. he is in germany for davis cup on april 7th. monte carlo starts on april 21st.

lets see if it happens. is there nothing in Europe on red clay at that time?

rofe
03-28-2008, 02:00 AM
:awww: I think I know what Nole's lucky friends are getting for Christmas.

Linda, your sig. Oh my god - hilarious. I just could not stop laughing. :haha:

Albop
03-28-2008, 02:01 AM
Watch This thread Being Trolled by djokotards in a couple of weeks

clever1980
03-28-2008, 02:18 AM
:awww: I think I know what Nole's lucky friends are getting for Christmas.

I can't stop laughing at your sig, Love it. Djoker's people might try hiring you as their marketing exe. I think, after Christmas, the ad would probably say buy 1, get 10 for half price + 10 free. Thanks for the laugh.

Marek.
03-28-2008, 02:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/genci/ND.jpg

:spit::lol:

Merton
03-28-2008, 02:26 AM
you may be on to something. there is a time slot for it. he is in germany for davis cup on april 7th. monte carlo starts on april 21st.

lets see if it happens. is there nothing in Europe on red clay at that time?

Just the small, trivial and unimportant events at Estoril and Valencia.

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 02:37 AM
Just the small, trivial and unimportant events at Estoril and Valencia.

Thanks Merton.

refero*fervens
03-28-2008, 02:49 AM
Pick it up alongside other great titles of the series, such as:

http://www.daverycreatives.com/Images/bafflesxword.jpg

and

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/284/983/22/o_IMG_3474.JPG


to receive a free:

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L10928234.jpg

jeahhh!
03-28-2008, 04:01 AM
"And as the ball landed right on the sweet spot, I knew my stroke was true and that I had finally done it. It was my very first time." :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

"I exploded with joy and looked up to the faces of my parents and younger brothers, who had been proudly cheering me on. In years to come I hope to support Marko(?) and Djorde(?) through their first time."

Ewww.

:spit: :rolls:
So very wrong :sobbing:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 04:06 AM
Pick it up alongside other great titles of the series, such as:

http://www.daverycreatives.com/Images/bafflesxword.jpg

and

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/284/983/22/o_IMG_3474.JPG


to receive a free:

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/L10928234.jpg

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::h aha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Snowwy
03-28-2008, 04:42 AM
I cant believe I use to complain about Roger's ego.

morningglory
03-28-2008, 06:48 AM
This HAS got to be fake... no way...

morningglory
03-28-2008, 06:51 AM
Oh and btw... I dont think anyone would buy it... heck no one outside of Serbia or tennis would even freakin know who he is...

Art&Soul
03-28-2008, 06:56 AM
:haha::haha::haha: His ego >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> His so fake :worship:

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 06:57 AM
Oh and btw... I dont think anyone would buy it... heck no one outside of Serbia or tennis would even freakin know who he is...


well he is fast becoming a household name. we live in the information age and information moves at speed of light. he is also going to be the most dominant tennis player on the planet before long.

there are plenty of excited Serbianoids who will rush to buy it. its a little booklet with 64 pages and mostly pics for that matter. i dont see how it can be called a book.

**Serbianoids is a word that i have invented to describe overely excited Serbian teenagers. and some adults who act like teenagers.

World Beater
03-28-2008, 08:12 AM
funny shi# from some hypocrites who like to bit#h about federer's etc arrogance. Look at the new kid on the block folks!

Seriously, i dont think this is a big deal. So many top players issue calendars which are nothing but picture books. Sure, nole's team could have worded it more carefully but his team was never bashful about his potential.

krystlel
03-28-2008, 08:38 AM
:lol: Great value for money.

Aenea
03-28-2008, 09:20 AM
funny shi# from some hypocrites who like to bit#h about federer's etc arrogance. Look at the new kid on the block folks!

Seriously, i dont think this is a big deal. So many top players issue calendars which are nothing but picture books. Sure, nole's team could have worded it more carefully but his team was never bashful about his potential.

At least the calendars are useful. And it cost me 12US$ only.

Nole's management - :silly:

Rogiman
03-28-2008, 09:24 AM
At least the calendars are useful. And it cost me 12US$ only.

Nole's management - :silly:you bought a 12US$ calender you miserable fanboy/fangirl :haha:

zcess81
03-28-2008, 09:57 AM
Djoko should fire his management. And his obnoxious family as well. :tape:

Why???? He's been on Jay Leno show...got everyone to talk abut his book...makes big $$$...he's got the right team. Bottom line is, no matter what he does people talk about him and that is always good for popularity/$$$

Personally I wouldn't buy the book, but it's no worse than Fed doing his stupid Gillette ads with his best mate Tiger...it's all about money. What about Sharapova...Andy Roddick has made A FORTUNE outside tennis. Andy Murray is probably more loaded than Novak and what has he achieved?

Saumon
03-28-2008, 09:57 AM
I'll buy it and put it on my bookshelf just between Baggy's biography and Spadea's book. :hearts: :D
How about Marat? He had TWO GS, didn't he? :sad:
It's a shame when you know Marat and Nole share the same management team. :awww:

HNCS
03-28-2008, 10:03 AM
beat it beeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch. its you who is the dumb fuck.

did you even think to check his official website moron?

here click on this:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/eng/index.php

went there. saw the online shop. clicked, MEMOIR! clicked. and there goes the "monography" :worship:

HNCS
03-28-2008, 10:06 AM
it does not classify as a book. just 64 pages and mostly pictures. that is not a book. please.

its a gimmick to capitalize on the buffoons. dont be suckered in thinking its a book.


PLEASE......i thought i could give you SOME respect. but then you just refuse to click further into the link to find the picture that we're talking about right now. yep, it's got everything in it, interviews and two languages. :worship:

zcess81
03-28-2008, 10:07 AM
No he is classles , tasteless , uneducated asshole, who just happens to play tennis proffesionaly.

How many languages do you speak?

zcess81
03-28-2008, 10:10 AM
BYRM silly hater.

Macedonia IS Greece, always been. Pick another name, for example 'Southern little third world Serbia'.

:angel:

MACEDONIA IS GREEK INDEED...always has been.

Chiseller
03-28-2008, 10:50 AM
Thanks Brain_Death, you made the thread even funnier.

http://www.stationcrafts.net/teddy/thumbsup.JPG

The Pro
03-28-2008, 10:57 AM
I think Nole is destined to become the most legendary egomaniac in the History of Tennis, nay The World Of Sport.

Dark days ahead. :scared:

vincayou
03-28-2008, 11:07 AM
:lol: Thanks for lighting my day.

MaryX
03-28-2008, 11:12 AM
Why???? He's been on Jay Leno show...got everyone to talk abut his book...makes big $$$...he's got the right team. Bottom line is, no matter what he does people talk about him and that is always good for popularity/$$$

Personally I wouldn't buy the book, but it's no worse than Fed doing his stupid Gillette ads with his best mate Tiger...it's all about money. What about Sharapova...Andy Roddick has made A FORTUNE outside tennis. Andy Murray is probably more loaded than Novak and what has he achieved?

I agree with everything you said.Very reasonable thoughts.It is impossible that posters and majority of them are from the countries where everything is about profit, are looking at this stupid "book" as Novak's idea, the one of many proofs of his egomania, etc...Oh, yes he is manysided person, but you give him so much credit!:eek:

I can't imagine him training for 6 hours every day , then playing football with Maria,then win IW, then go to the Lakers game, and then call his father saying "Dad, I am flying to Miami, and BTW I wanted to tell you to publish my monography, the very one I personally designed after AO.And please, print some more shirts with fantastic face of mine on them :hearts: ...And, yes, my monography must be called...wait...let me think...My first grand slam!And the word first to be in big letters!

And, dad...I was thinking...we should fire my agent.No, let's fire everybody.I am a marketing expert, I can coach myself, I can do anything I want!":worship: :worship: :worship:

MACEDONIA IS GREEK INDEED...always has been.

Couldn't agree with you more :angel:

Truc
03-28-2008, 12:33 PM
So fucking what? :shrug:

You guys are on fucking crack :lol:Exactly. I don't get the big deal, that's pretty much the point of a fanshop. Only the price is ridiculous.

I saw last time there will be soon a book about Tsonga too. Not in his fanshop, a real one, on Amazon. Now maybe that's a bit too early.
http://www.amazon.fr/Jo-Wilfried-Tsonga-Claire-Moreau/dp/2828910148/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books

zcess81
03-28-2008, 12:51 PM
Exactly. I don't get the big deal, that's pretty much the point of a fanshop. Only the price is ridiculous.

I saw last time there will be soon a book about Tsonga too. Not in his fanshop, a real one, on Amazon. Now maybe that's a bit too early.
http://www.amazon.fr/Jo-Wilfried-Tsonga-Claire-Moreau/dp/2828910148/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books

What you say is true, but unfortunately most MTFers are hypocrites and only look at what players they hate do. They don't care that other players do the same thing.

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 12:53 PM
What you say is true, but unfortunately most MTFers are hypocrites and only look at what players they hate do. They don't care that other players do the same thing.

:baby: :baby: it's not like you ever bash Fed :hug: :awww:

zcess81
03-28-2008, 12:57 PM
:baby: :baby: it's not like you ever bash Fed :hug: :awww:

Every time I bash Fed it's to only POINT OUT that he is no different to other so called EGOMANIACS. I have never bashed Fed and said that he's the only one who's arrogant/egomaniac etc...my main point is that people seem to think that he's some sort of Angel and that certain other players are the devil. All top players are the same...having an ego and being top player go hand in hand.

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 01:00 PM
Every time I bash Fed it's to only POINT OUT that he is no different to other so called EGOMANIACS. I have never bashed Fed and said that he's the only one who's arrogant/egomaniac etc...my main point is that people seem to think that he's some sort of Angel and that certain other players are the devil. All top players are the same...having an ego and being top player go hand in hand.

:rolleyes: who exactly think Roger is an angel? :confused: maybe you can link me those posts ;)

yana
03-28-2008, 01:03 PM
Get Your Own Copy!!! .........This is NOT a joke!!


http://www.abies.net/shop/novak/proddet.php?Jezik=en&ID_prod=1961&grupa=&spec=







http://www.abies.net/shop/novak/images/proiz/monoshop_en.jpg


Yes, but it's worth it! :p

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:06 PM
:rolleyes: who exactly think Roger is an angel? :confused: maybe you can link me those posts ;)

I'm not gonna do all the work for you...but there are so many "Roger is a gentleman...has class unlike...gives credit to his opponents etc." posts out there. Just like when you show up in every Novak hating thread, you just have to know where to look.

It's all about selective information. For example people always talk about Novak's injury time outs...ball bouncing...family...ego etc. But very few are willing to point out that he's one of very few players out there who applauds opponent shots, acknowledges bad line calls before opponents resort to hawk eye...gives back 1st serves when he feels opponents have been treated unfairly by his fans etc.

Same applies to Fed. He is no different. He has good and bad sides, I admit that, but for some people different hating rules apply to different players.

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 01:10 PM
Blah blah blah... Once again, you can't back up the crap you say, zcess, how surprising... :rolleyes: :)

mangoes
03-28-2008, 01:13 PM
Every time I bash Fed it's to only POINT OUT that he is no different to other so called EGOMANIACS. I have never bashed Fed and said that he's the only one who's arrogant/egomaniac etc...my main point is that people seem to think that he's some sort of Angel and that certain other players are the devil. All top players are the same...having an ego and being top player go hand in hand.

Stop trying to justify Djerk........ He just reached the top and he is acting like he is the best player to have graced the top of the game and we should all stop and adore him.

Roger has never shown this type of arrogance.....neither has the piggy, marat, lleyton, roddick....etc.

dorkgirl
03-28-2008, 01:13 PM
Will you people stop arguing over stupid crap. Jesus.

The important thing here.. Is that book real or a spoof, and if real, is it an official publication from Novak's people?

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:14 PM
Stop trying to justify Djerk........ He just reached the top and he is acting like he is the best player to have graced the top of the game and we should all stop and adore him.

Roger has never shown this type of arrogance.....neither has the piggy, marat, lleyton, roddick....etc.

P.Antonius there's one of the posts you were looking for :) And this is just tip of the iceberg.

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:15 PM
Blah blah blah... Once again, you can't back up the crap you say, zcess, how surprising... :rolleyes: :)

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Stop trying to justify Djerk........ He just reached the top and he is acting like he is the best player to have graced the top of the game and we should all stop and adore him.

Roger has never shown this type of arrogance.....neither has the piggy, marat, lleyton, roddick....etc

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I think I just did:)

yana
03-28-2008, 01:16 PM
Stop trying to justify Djerk........ He just reached the top and he is acting like he is the best player to have graced the top of the game and we should all stop and adore him.

Roger has never shown this type of arrogance.....neither has the piggy, marat, lleyton, roddick....etc.


Fedtard! :rolleyes: Nole is the new GOAT, deal with it!!! :wavey:

anon57
03-28-2008, 01:17 PM
The important thing here.. Is that book real or a spoof, and if real, is it an official publication from Novak's people?
The book is being sold from Novak Djokovic's official site.

mangoes
03-28-2008, 01:17 PM
P.Antonius there's one of the posts you were looking for :) And this is just tip of the iceberg.

Don't try and twist my word.......I have been more than critical of Roger on several occasions. If you are saying that Roger has shown the same level of Arrogance as Djerk has shown after winning his first GS, then your head is in the sand and you are unable to have a fair conversation.

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 01:17 PM
P.Antonius there's one of the posts you were looking for :) And this is just tip of the iceberg.

:rolleyes: compare Roger to those other guys once they own 12 slams ;)

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:20 PM
:rolleyes: compare Roger to those other guys once they own 12 slams ;)

Once again you bring his 12 slams into this...we're not talking about his achievements but his character.

yana
03-28-2008, 01:21 PM
I think Nole will achieve more than 12 Slams :worship:

mangoes
03-28-2008, 01:23 PM
I'm not gonna do all the work for you...but there are so many "Roger is a gentleman...has class unlike...gives credit to his opponents etc." posts out there. Just like when you show up in every Novak hating thread, you just have to know where to look.

It's all about selective information. For example people always talk about Novak's injury time outs...ball bouncing...family...ego etc. But very few are willing to point out that he's one of very few players out there who applauds opponent shots, acknowledges bad line calls before opponents resort to hawk eye...gives back 1st serves when he feels opponents have been treated unfairly by his fans etc.

Same applies to Fed. He is no different. He has good and bad sides, I admit that, but for some people different hating rules apply to different players.


Because most posters think it's all fake.......an act......to try and come off as some sweet guy on the court and win over the crowd.

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 01:25 PM
we're not talking about his achievements but his character.

Nope, we're talking about arrogance... Arrogance is not nice, but at least if you have the achievements to back up your talk you look less like a fool :)

mangoes
03-28-2008, 01:25 PM
I think Nole will achieve more than 12 Slams :worship:

Heck!!.........I think Nole will win 21 GSs and be the goat for the next 10 years.

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:29 PM
Because most posters think it's all fake.......an act......to try and come off as some sweet guy on the court and win over the crowd.

I don't know many players giving back the 1st serve back to their opponent in THE FINAL of MASTERS SERIES just to win fans over. So when he takes injury time out he gets criticized for "win at all cost" attitude, and when he gives back the 1st serve it's "to win the fans over"...hmmm one minute people criticize him for not caring about the fans (like in AO final where he was accused of shouting at the fans) and the next minute he does the opposite and people think he's faking?? You see I can apply the exact same thing to Fed and others when they offer sporting gesture to their opponents. Your argument makes no sense. If you look for the worst in people you'll find it even when it's not there.

dorkgirl
03-28-2008, 01:29 PM
The book is being sold from Novak Djokovic's official site.

Dear lord, i try so hard not to dislike him, but he makes it difficult.

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 01:29 PM
Heck!!.........I think Nole will win 21 GSs and be the goat for the next 10 years.

It will obviously depend on his motivation... I can see him losing interest once he reaches 16-17 slams and maybe starting a new career, either as a model, an actor or a politician :rocker2: ajde! :cool:

The Pro
03-28-2008, 01:31 PM
Please no, I can hardly put up with him even til the end of this year.

Especially if his ranking goes up. Can you imagine him as #2? He'd go around wearing a fucking badge. :(

elessar
03-28-2008, 01:33 PM
Please no, I can hardly put up with him even til the end of this year.

Especially if his ranking goes up. Can you imagine him as #2? He'd go around wearing a fucking badge. :(

I eagerly await his "my first day as #2" book :inlove:

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:34 PM
Nope, we're talking about arrogance... Arrogance is not nice, but at least if you have the achievements to back up your talk you look less like a fool :)

So what you're saying it's ok to be arrogant if you have 12 gs and NOT ok if you have 1 or none? That's like saying it's ok to be an asshole and treat people like dirt if you're successful and not ok if you're not successful and don't have anything to back it up. It's either ok or NOT ok...period. Who are you or anyone else for that matter to draw the line? Is there some rule which says you have to achieve this much before you you can start acting like an asshole?

Art&Soul
03-28-2008, 01:37 PM
I eagerly await his "my first day as #2" book :inlove:


:lol::o

mangoes
03-28-2008, 01:39 PM
I don't know many players giving back the 1st serve back to their opponent in THE FINAL of MASTERS SERIES just to win fans over. So when he takes injury time out he gets criticized for "win at all cost" attitude, and when he gives back the 1st serve it's "to win the fans over"...hmmm one minute people criticize him for not caring about the fans (like in AO final where he was accused of shouting at the fans) and the next minute he does the opposite and people think he's faking?? You see I can apply the exact same thing to Fed and others when they offer sporting gesture to their opponents. Your argument makes no sense. If you look for the worst in people you'll find it even when it's not there.

:haha: :haha: :haha: You can try to make Djerk out to be Mother Theresa......but the reality is that most people know it's fake; most people see his lust and desperation to be in the limelight as he perceives Roger and Rafa to be, most people see the classless desperation of his family to rise to some status of importance............ If it were Djerk that presently held 12 GSs, he would make Sampras seem like a cuddly teddy bear......the US Open AA stadium wouldn't be able to contain his ego and arrogance. Since I think he will win 21 GSs, it's going to be an interesting couple of years to come in the future. We may have to build a bigger stadium than AA......

mangoes
03-28-2008, 01:42 PM
It will obviously depend on his motivation... I can see him losing interest once he reaches 16-17 slams and maybe starting a new career, either as a model, an actor or a politician :rocker2: ajde! :cool:

I think becoming president of Serbia may be a greater feat for him. He will be such a great loving leader that Kosovo will want to become part of Serbia again....... He will lead with an iron fist but with the heart of a bunny. He will be funny like a monkey, but charming as a fox.


I eagerly await his "my first day as #2" book :inlove:

:lol: Claire, I eagerly await the book titled, "16 GSs and counting: I always knew I was a better player than Sampras and Federer"

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:42 PM
Don't try and twist my word.......I have been more than critical of Roger on several occasions. If you are saying that Roger has shown the same level of Arrogance as Djerk has shown after winning his first GS, then your head is in the sand and you are unable to have a fair conversation.

Why, because he's got some fan book after winning 1slam, 3 AMS titles? What the heck has Tsonga achieved? Not much and he's got OFFICIAL book coming out, which you can buy off Amazon! Does that make him arrogant or an asshole in any way? Andy Murray's got more than one...what has he achieved???

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hitting-Back-Autobiography-Andy-Murray/dp/1846051673/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206711677&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Andy-Murray-Story-So-Far/dp/1845961722/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206711740&sr=1-2

http://www.amazon.fr/Jo-Wilfried-Tsonga-Claire-Moreau/dp/2828910148/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books

anon57
03-28-2008, 01:44 PM
I eagerly await his "my first day as #2" book :inlove:
:lol:

HarryMan
03-28-2008, 01:44 PM
Boy do I love this kid :D

Rommella
03-28-2008, 01:53 PM
I eagerly await his "my first day as #2" book :inlove:

I think it will be titled as --

My First Day as No.1
Challenger to the No.1.

rrfnpump
03-28-2008, 01:54 PM
http://i26.tinypic.com/ddgdic.jpg

zcess81
03-28-2008, 01:54 PM
Go to amazon and type Tim Henman, Andy Roddick, Andy Murray, Tsonga...they ALL have books! You telling me that Tsonga, Murray and Henman achieved more than Novak??? I don't see anyone making fun of them for publishing books. Could it be that one set of rules apply to certain players while completely different set of rules to others??

Waiting for response from P.Antonius and mangoes........................

Branimir
03-28-2008, 01:57 PM
We all know that pussy antonius would go down on Novak if Novak just pointed his finger. :)

zcess81
03-28-2008, 02:00 PM
One of Murray's books is called "Andy Murray: The Story So Far..."
That must have taken the whole 5 pages to write :)

zcess81
03-28-2008, 02:02 PM
We all know that pussy antonius would go down on Novak if Novak just pointed his finger. :)

Silence can only mean one thing...agreement :)

mangoes
03-28-2008, 02:04 PM
We all know that pussy antonius would go down on Novak if Novak just pointed his finger. :)

You're so nasty......but I've got good news for you: Your little bad rep has just earned special entry into my next banner. I'll be sure to PM you when it's outs:D

elessar
03-28-2008, 02:04 PM
We all know that pussy antonius would go down on Novak if Novak just pointed his finger. :)

I'm afraid poor Nole would be too tired after his daily sessions with you and Zzzz81:awww:

HNCS
03-28-2008, 02:04 PM
Silence can only mean one thing...agreement :)

Blake wrote a book, he hasn't achieved more than Nole. But it was a genuine book.

andy murray on the other hand is just....:worship: too good.

zcess81
03-28-2008, 02:05 PM
I'm afraid poor Nole would be too tired after his daily sessions with you and Zzzz81:awww:

WOOOOW! What a comeback! Give the man a medal.

Branimir
03-28-2008, 02:05 PM
BTW I bought the book, I will tell you what is it like when it arrives. xD

zcess81
03-28-2008, 02:05 PM
Blake wrote a book, he hasn't achieved more than Nole. But it was a genuine book.

andy murray on the other hand is just....:worship: too good.

And that was the reason I excluded him from my list. But on the other hand he wrote the book for the same reason as Novak and that's to sell his image and make money, so there isn't much difference.

Branimir
03-28-2008, 02:06 PM
You're so nasty......but I've got good news for you: Your little bad rep has just earned special entry into my next banner. I'll be sure to PM you when it's outs:D

Not interested. Nothing creative can come from the brainless fool like you.

anon57
03-28-2008, 02:07 PM
Go to amazon and type Tim Henman, Andy Roddick, Andy Murray, Tsonga...they ALL have books! You telling me that Tsonga, Murray and Henman achieved more than Novak??? I don't see anyone making fun of them for publishing books. Could it be that one set of rules apply to certain players while completely different set of rules to others??

Waiting for response from P.Antonius and mangoes........................

My two cents, yes plenty of other players have books. For me the silly thing isn't so much that there's a book after Djokovic won his first GS, winning a GS is a big deal so he's got a book so what, other players/athletes have books for achieving way less. But the ad on the site just looks rather over the top and imo it's just easy to poke fun at.

MaryX
03-28-2008, 02:08 PM
Because most posters think it's all fake.......an act......to try and come off as some sweet guy on the court and win over the crowd.


People believe what they want to believe.When they love and when they hate.That' s essential truth.I want to believe Roger is a very, very bad person cause I don't like him.Everything he does is wheter fake elegance, politeness, or the proof he's a :devil: from my point of view.Same is with everything else that includes extremely strong emotions.And same is with Novak's "haters"...Nothing special about it, and no one can't tell with extreme accuracy which group is right (or is any of us right, there is just a few people that are pure devils or angels).

But, yes, it's possible he is doing all that because of publicity.Because he can.He's good enough or he thinks he is good enough that he can give up of few points.He is arrogant, no question about that.But, he is born to be a champion.May be that's the real reason.And I think similar stands for Federer (may be he is born to be GOAT, that's the difference).

@P.Antonius:
:hug: for the sig, I don't feel that insecure now ;)

elessar
03-28-2008, 02:09 PM
WOOOOW! What a comeback! Give the man a medal.
Just because I'm immune to Novak's "irresitible charm" doesn't mean I'm a guy :sad:

Branimir
03-28-2008, 02:12 PM
Just because I'm immune to Novak's "irresitible charm" doesn't mean I'm a guy :sad:

You are gay, oops sorry, I mean a girl? :wavey:

Herdwick
03-28-2008, 02:14 PM
As a self-effacing soul I find the tone of the official site a bit much but no modest man ever did or ever will make a fortune.

Seems rather premature but guess it's common these days - look at the football books for Rooney et al who have accomplished far less. Agree Muzza is even less deserving at this point of an hagiography.

But to charge 40 Euros plus a hefty shipping fee for what looks like a photo album. Who do they think is going to buy it? I'm a fan but streuth!

mangoes
03-28-2008, 02:15 PM
Not interested. Nothing creative can come from the brainless fool like you.

You are gay, oops sorry, I mean a girl? :wavey:

Classless........simply classless....but expected:o

elessar
03-28-2008, 02:17 PM
As a self-effacing soul I find the tone of the official site a bit much but no modest man ever did or ever will make a fortune.

Seems rather premature but guess it's common these days - look at the football books for Rooney et al who have accomplished far less. Agree Muzza is even less deserving at this point of an hagiography.

But to charge 40 Euros plus a hefty shipping fee for what looks like a photo album. Who do they think is going to buy it? I'm a fan but streuth!
No on in their right mind would that's for sure, only a fanboy/girl with way too much money and way too little taste would do something like that.:)

Herdwick
03-28-2008, 02:17 PM
Well we have some takers it seems...

Branimir - you are very rich?

Branimir
03-28-2008, 02:18 PM
Classless........simply classless....but expected:o

Classless?
And I thought you are American. :confused::confused:
What's your original country, but don't lie?

elessar
03-28-2008, 02:20 PM
Classless?
And I thought you are American. :confused::confused:
What's your original country, but don't lie?
She's from Kosovo

mangoes
03-28-2008, 02:22 PM
She's from Kosovo

Did my banner give it away???? GO KOSOVO......MAY GOD BLESS KOSOVO!!!

bokehlicious
03-28-2008, 02:22 PM
I want to believe Roger is a very, very bad person cause I don't like him.Everything he does is wheter fake elegance, politeness, or the proof he's a :devil: from my point of view


:lol: and you're the one crying us a river anytime somebody dares criticise the mighty Nole :awww: :hug:


@P.Antonius:
:hug: for the sig, I don't feel that insecure now ;)

:hug: :hug:

Branimir
03-28-2008, 02:23 PM
Pussy A.
I think you quoted wrong person.

HNCS
03-28-2008, 02:25 PM
And that was the reason I excluded him from my list. But on the other hand he wrote the book for the same reason as Novak and that's to sell his image and make money, so there isn't much difference.

cool.:)

though i still think that advertising his book on his first grand slam like this is a too much for me. for 40 euros as well....