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Roger's report card

Aloimeh
01-29-2008, 02:57 AM
I didn't write this, just saw it on tennis.com, and thought it was hilarious. Enjoy.

http://www.tennis.com/messageboard/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=6419&posts=1&start=1

ROGER'S REPORT CARD:

First, his first slam:

2003. Wimbledon. Beat an aging, knee troubled 90s player, Mark Philipousis and needed to tiebreakers to do it. GRADE: C-


Then his MAJESTIC run since 2004:

2004 Aussie Open: beat a WORN OUT Safin who had played a marathon 5 setter vs Agassi. GRADE: B-
2004 French Open: got DESTROYED by a way past his best days Gustavo Kuerten. GRADE: F
2004 Wimbledon: beat Andy Roddick. The worst big serving Wimbledon finalist in history. Has 0 grass court game aside from the serve. Federer struggled in this one. GRADE: D
2004 US Open: beat Lleyton Hewitt. A TOTAL CLOWN who got his only slams during Pete's worst year and while Roger was a baby. 0 WEAPONS. GRADE: C+

2005 Australian Open. He actually took a fresh strong Safin to 5 sets! impressive even though he lost in 5. I didn't know he was capable of pushing a healthy Safin to 5! GRADE: A
2005. French Open. BEAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS until getting thrashed by Nadal and then making up excuses and bitching. GRADE: F
2005 Wimbledon. Beat Roddick AGAIN, enough said. GRADE: C
2005 US Open. Beat A 35 YEAR OLD, BROKEN BACK, way past his best Agassi who had already played 3 5 setters in a row! He should've beaten him 1,1,1 but actually was close to being 2 sets to 1 DOWN. GRADE: F

2006 Aussie Open. Beat a playing out of his mind Baghdatis who resembles a tele-tubby and can hit some fun shots but will never go anywhere in his career. It was a miracle run. Fed actually was down a set and a break by this clown. GRADE: D+
2006 French Open. Beat a bunch of no talent clay courters and then got abused and ***** by Nadal in finals. GRADE: C
2006 Wimbledon. Faced clown after clown before getting challenged by a clay courter in finals. GRADE: C
2006 US Open. Faced the worst and most 1 dimensional server in history, and an awful mover. A way overhyped Andy Roddick who got his ONLY US Open in 03 by beating Ferrero! and got thrashed in 02 by OLD Pete Sampras. Federer actually lost a set by this clown. GRADE: D

2007 AO. Beat a 1d clown with no backhand who had the run of his life and will NEVER get anywhere. He was down 4-5, down a break and needed the clown to choke to get the first set. GRADE C-
2007 FO. AGAIN beat clown after clown and got lucky when Nalbandian retired dur to an injury after dominated first set. Again got devoured in finals by Nadal. GRADE: D
2007 Wimbledon. Got past a bunch of clowns and losing sets to them (Ferrero) and then was pushed by a CLAY COURTER to 5 SETS! ON GRASS! GRADE: F
2007 US Open: Needed a 20 year old inexperienced kid to choke after having set points in the first 2 sets. GRADE: C

2008. Got stretched to a nail biting 5 setter against a MOUSE, just because the MOUSE turned defiant on him and actually stared him down. Then needed Berdych to CHOKE and beat clown Blake before getting straight setted by a 20 year old kid. GRADE: F


IS THIS THE STRONG CANDIDATE FOR GOAT?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Action Jackson
01-29-2008, 02:58 AM
You shouldn't be quoting Mediter.

Aloimeh
01-29-2008, 03:03 AM
You shouldn't be quoting Mediter.

This guy calls himself pistola. Is he the same guy as mediter? And does he have another alias on BBC, e.g. Imartial Lion, Dr. Sincere, or Cocteau Twin?

Kolya
01-29-2008, 03:04 AM
:lol:

Allure
01-29-2008, 03:04 AM
Djoko's mother needs to get a life.

Action Jackson
01-29-2008, 03:05 AM
This guy calls himself pistola. Is he the same guy as mediter? And does he have another alias on BBC, e.g. Imartial Lion, Dr. Sincere, or Cocteau Twin?

No, this was good work, it couldn't have been mediter. There are 2 BBC trolls who are very witty and hilarious.

Impartial Lion is one of them.

baghdatis
01-29-2008, 03:17 AM
:haha:

asher_langley
01-29-2008, 03:32 AM
LOL! This is a new way of looking at Fed's wins. Rationalizing aside, this IS funny! :rolls:

JimmyV
01-29-2008, 03:46 AM
Lol, this is quality.

kronus12
01-29-2008, 03:46 AM
hahah this is funny but full of crap though, and i thought this forum had the worst fedhaters.

Marek.
01-29-2008, 03:57 AM
:lol:

Tnn74
01-29-2008, 04:16 AM
2007 FO. AGAIN beat clown after clown and got lucky when Nalbandian retired dur to an injury after dominated first set. Again got devoured in finals by Nadal. GRADE: D

The Facts are wrong!
This was actually not the 2007 FO... it was 2006 :lol:

Farenhajt
01-29-2008, 04:18 AM
This is excellent! :haha:

Bibberz
01-29-2008, 04:54 AM
I like how Federer got a D+ when he beat Baghdatis in the AO but somehow managed a C when Nadal "abused and *****" him. Awesome.

MissMelly2U
01-29-2008, 05:21 AM
tennis.com messageboard has a bunch of morons posting there. Half the posts are about whether Pete or Roger is the GOAT. The other half consists of name-calling and bashing of the other posters for choosing a side in the GOAT debate. It's as if there are no moderators on that site.

trixtah
01-29-2008, 05:49 AM
damn...he has a low GPA. He must be one of those kids who is naturally brilliant but never tries on tests :rolleyes:

bokehlicious
01-29-2008, 06:11 AM
Some badly need to get a life...

trixtah
01-29-2008, 06:23 AM
Some badly need to get a life...

the rest of us thought it was at least mildly humorous...why do you have to shit your pants at the party?

barbadosan
01-29-2008, 06:24 AM
Bah! There are 20 such different threads posted daily on that messageboard by pistola, pete and Sampras_fan, and then bumped up to the top by the same 3 replying to each other, or in many cases, replying to themselves if nobody answers... a joke of a totally unmoderated board with people spending reams of virtual paper threatening to meet each other in real life to duke it out.

bokehlicious
01-29-2008, 06:26 AM
the rest of us thought it was at least mildly humorous...why do you have to shit your pants at the party?

Mediter writes the same sort of crap everyday on here... :zzz: Bring on something new haters... :zzz:

my0118
01-29-2008, 06:28 AM
Novak Djokovic's Report Card

2008 AO: Beat an 22 year old boy who had neither experience nor a single title on the tour but still lost a set and barely managed to win with the support of his fucked-up family. Grade D

NONE.

I think Roger's is quite better than Nole's :shrug:

Marek.
01-29-2008, 06:34 AM
D's get degrees! :D

Chiseller
01-29-2008, 09:21 AM
2001 Wimbledon: Beat a clown of the mighty chicken era. Federer was no where his peak but still beat that former grand-slam winner (yes lol!!!) in 5 sets. GRADE F

:crazy:

mediter
01-29-2008, 03:56 PM
And does he have another alias on BBC, e.g. Imartial Lion, Dr. Sincere, or Cocteau Twin?

I forgot my aliases on the board.sorry i can't help you.

mediter
01-29-2008, 03:58 PM
No, this was good work, it couldn't have been mediter

exactly. It takes a master piece to be classified as my work.

hiperborejac
01-29-2008, 04:38 PM
:haha: Excellent. Very very funny!

Actually his best performance he lost by Safin (AO 2005) ;)

Scotso
01-29-2008, 05:02 PM
Djoko's mother needs to get a life.

:haha: :rolls: :lol:

This is the comment of the year, and it's only January! ;)

I like his mom, but that was hilarious.

RagingLamb
01-29-2008, 05:25 PM
LOL. this is pretty funny.

scarecrows
01-29-2008, 05:35 PM
funtastic
i need to change my underwear

Andre'sNo1Fan
01-29-2008, 06:10 PM
Some badly need to get a life...
Ironic coming from you who seems to spend half his life here......

I found it quite funny anyway, good laugh :lol:

~Jin~
01-29-2008, 06:11 PM
Djoko's mother needs to get a life.

:haha:

l_mac
01-29-2008, 06:41 PM
I didn't think it was that funny at all. It was the same one sentence "joke" repeated 12 times :shrug:

And Nadal is NOT just a claycourter :fiery: :rolleyes:











j/k :p

tennizen
01-29-2008, 06:54 PM
Not funny:shrug:

Federerhingis
01-29-2008, 11:16 PM
I like how Federer got a D+ when he beat Baghdatis in the AO but somehow managed a C when Nadal "abused and *****" him. Awesome.

I guess it is a lot more valient to get ***** and take the ****** head on, instead of trying to give a ****** to a "newbie" and not quite impressing on many. :lol:

brent-o
01-29-2008, 11:43 PM
2007 FO. AGAIN beat clown after clown and got lucky when Nalbandian retired dur to an injury after dominated first set. Again got devoured in finals by Nadal. GRADE: D

The Facts are wrong!
This was actually not the 2007 FO... it was 2006 :lol:

I actually kinda agree with this one lol the others are retarded but hilarious though.