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A Song I wrote about Tsonga!

JennyS
01-24-2008, 09:15 PM
"Tsonga"
sung to the tune of “Conga” (Gloria Estefan)

Come on Everybody, it's Jo-Wifried Tsonga
Don't know if he can keep winning that much longer
Feel the pace of his serves getting so much stronger
Can Federer or Djokovic end this guy's winning streak?

Everybody gather 'round now
sit in front of your TV
turn on the Australian Open
you won’t believe what you will see
watch him beat up on great players
such as Nadal and Youzhny
If you want to beat the Tsonga
You have got to turn up the heat

Come on Everybody, it's Jo-Wifried Tsonga
Don't know if he can keep winning that much longer
Feel the pace of his serves getting so much stronger
Can Federer or Djokovic end this guy's winning streak?

Feel the fire of his groundstrokes
as you lose the match away.
'Cos tonight he’s gonna party
till the match is put away
Better get yourself together
and hold on to what you got.
Once the the ball comes off his racquet
there's no way he’s gonna stop.

Come on Everybody, it's Jo-Wifried Tsonga
Don't know if he can keep winning that much longer
Feel the pace of his serves getting so much stronger
Can Federer or Djokovic end this guy's winning streak?

Alex999
01-24-2008, 09:23 PM
Lol, this is just too much. Next thread about Tsonga please :-)

Tennistunes
01-24-2008, 10:22 PM
Go to Tennistunes.com and submit that to be recorded!!!

Burrow
01-24-2008, 11:06 PM
That is far too cringeworthy.

yomeK
01-24-2008, 11:08 PM
:dance:

Voo de Mar
01-24-2008, 11:16 PM
Tsonga-Conga :yeah:

I like Gloria very much.

Bibberz
01-24-2008, 11:18 PM
The Bryan brothers play the drums and keyboards. Johnny Mac plays the guitar and sings. Can you play the bass?

Farenhajt
01-24-2008, 11:19 PM
Good thing you avoided something like "Oh, Tsonga, Tsonga, gimme your big schlonga"...

Getta
01-24-2008, 11:23 PM
"Tsonga"
sung to the tune of “Conga” (Gloria Estefan)

Come on Everybody, it's Jo-Wifried Tsonga
Don't know if he can keep winning that much longer
Feel the pace of his serves getting so much stronger
Can Federer or Djokovic end this guy's winning streak?

Everybody gather 'round now
sit in front of your TV
turn on the Australian Open
you won’t believe what you will see
watch him beat up on great players
such as Nadal and Youzhny
If you want to beat the Tsonga
You have got to turn up the heat

Come on Everybody, it's Jo-Wifried Tsonga
Don't know if he can keep winning that much longer
Feel the pace of his serves getting so much stronger
Can Federer or Djokovic end this guy's winning streak?

Feel the fire of his groundstrokes
as you lose the match away.
'Cos tonight he’s gonna party
till the match is put away
Better get yourself together
and hold on to what you got.
Once the the ball comes off his racquet
there's no way he’s gonna stop.

Come on Everybody, it's Jo-Wifried Tsonga
Don't know if he can keep winning that much longer
Feel the pace of his serves getting so much stronger
Can Federer or Djokovic end this guy's winning streak?


And JennyS fired the fatal shot.

Hugh Jaas
01-24-2008, 11:25 PM
Tsonga song!

Corey Feldman
01-24-2008, 11:25 PM
I prefered the black lace one where they do the train.

"do do do.... come and do the Tsonga, do do do.." :dance: :dance:

Corey Feldman
01-24-2008, 11:26 PM
Good thing you avoided something like "Oh, Tsonga, Tsonga, gimme your big schlonga"...Stop thinking about it ! thats 2 threads i've seen you mention it!

Voo de Mar
01-24-2008, 11:27 PM
This song suits to Tsonga perfectly since his father comes from Congo :D

Farenhajt
01-24-2008, 11:30 PM
Stop thinking about it ! thats 2 threads i've seen you mention it!

Strange how you react to Tsonga schlonga... but hey, being a Scot, you run around naked under a skirt, some things are to be expected, monkey ;)

Corey Feldman
01-24-2008, 11:38 PM
:lol: dont be jealous of my skirt wearing Faren

Burrow
01-24-2008, 11:43 PM
Strange how you react to Tsonga schlonga... but hey, being a Scot, you run around naked under a skirt, some things are to be expected, monkey ;)

Typical stereotyping. People don't go round wearing kilts daily, some people never wear them and when some people do it is at special occassions.

Go and fantasize over Tsonga's dong.

Farenhajt
01-25-2008, 12:35 AM
Sexually I'm into caucasians only, Tsonga dong won't do it for me...

Besides, let me and my brainless buddy Escude have our little chitchat undisturbed, ok?

scoobs
01-25-2008, 12:39 AM
I just read this thread and I think my soul died a little bit.