Will Tsonga be the Greatest Of All Time? & Can Tsonga turn water into wine???

I think so

He is already, you fool.

:haha:

Jcempire :retard:

He'll float like a butterfly and sting like when I pee.

After Seppi

Fed be warned. Your usurper has come

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA .. This is even better than cumpires thread or what ever his name is.

I think yes

Never in doubt.

Water -> Merlot = expected result.

Do you even have to ask? :eek: Tsonga is omnipotent!

This Tsonga is damn good :cool:

:haha:

very funny :lol:

Never in doubt.

Water -> Merlot = expected result.

Can you change that into Zinfandel? More pepper on the finish- goes with everything. :)

Tsonga's amazing. :worship:

Tsonga sleeps with a night light. Not because Tsonga is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tsonga

Only Ljubo can do that. :(

That man is capable of anything...off the tennis court.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Tsonga's computer. Tsonga is always in control.

He was already the greatest ever and will become it again. Period.

after the final I tell you...

I was watching the replay of the match just now and all of my split ends went away. My hair is lustrous and full of body. IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!

We have the new Jesus! JesusTsonga :worship: :bowdown:

Tsongandalf :bowdown:

Good thread after today's typical MTF overreaction.

Tsonga doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Tsonga at Golgotha, 3:00 sharp.

Good thread after today's typical MTF overreaction.

:eek: how could u dare :mad:

The answer you are searching for is yes

© Bilbo

I think so

tell me u r just making fun of the jc-sth poster, right?

tell me u r just making fun of the jc-sth poster, right?

No, he's serious.

Yes, Sampras is already getting paranoid about him. Exhibitions will take place at this year RG ;)

Don't know, but I totes saw him multiply baskets of bread and fish for the multitudes. True story.

haha I posed the question "Can Tsonga Walk On Water?" earlier this morning at a different message board.

The results were OVERWHELMINGLY in favor of YES...but I think the thread got deleted so I cannot provide exact statistics.



:worship:JWTS:worship:

If he had any concern for my mental health, he would shut the french press up with his new found magic powers :worship:

scarecrows :worship: :haha:

haha I posed the question "Can Tsonga Walk On Water?" earlier this morning at a different message board.

The results were OVERWHELMINGLY in favor of YES...but I think the thread got deleted so I cannot provide exact statistics.



:worship:JWTS:worship:

do you think that somebody will trust in your story :rolleyes: :lol:

scarecrows :worship: :haha:

I don't see what's so funny about that, that was a legitimate question :shrug:
Racist :mad:







:p

do you think that somebody will trust in your story :rolleyes: :lol:

what?:shrug:

if by that you mean "will somebody believe my story" then i would say yes, I would think most will.

It's not even a good story!!!!:haha::retard: I was simply stating it since it had relevance to this thread!!!!!!!!!

Tsonga sleeps with a night light. Not because Tsonga is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tsonga:lol:

did ya'll hear that Jo-Wilfried Tsonga counted to infinity?

Oh by the way, he did it TWICE

He can't do it, he's not God :shrug:

I don't think he even believes in God. His name backwards is Agnost! :lol:

Stop using Chuck Norris' jokes and replacing him with Tsonga's name. Round house kick to the face is in store for those who did not listen.

Tsonga wins the Final 6-4 7-6 3.. Roundhouse kick to the face! Flawless victory Tsonga!

The Tsonga-minator!

The Tsonga-minator!

Say it out loud, and with an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. It's kind of funny.

Tsonga can actually win sets by 7 games to 0.

Red or white wine?

:spit:

No but he can turn pig into sheep.

rather into sizzling bacon

he can make pigs fly
he also crumbles swiss chocolate with a rolex for breakfast
and he'll KO Djokovic if he tries to imitate him

but no he can't turn water into wine, that's just ridiculous

Tsonga doesn't fear. Fear fears Tsonga.

funny thread :haha: :haha: :haha:

I move that we allow Tsonga to play Djokovic and Federer back to back with only a ten mile run in between.

Tsonga can win an entire set of tennis despite hitting just ONE ball in the court!

Anyway, changing water into wine? We should find out. It's like in this anecdote about Einstein. Somebody asked him: "Mr Einstein, can you play violin?" and he replied: "I don't know, I never tried"

Tsonga sleeps with a night light. Not because Tsonga is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tsonga

:haha::haha:

just curious, when RAINER SCHUETTLER made the final in 2003, were people asking if he could part the Red Sea?

(no rhyme intended)

Tsonga fought the law. And the law got bageled.

hell no, he was lucky Roddick had played a marathon match when they met in the semis

This is my favourite Chuck Norris one, adapted for the occassion:


If by some strange time-space paradox, Tsonga was to play a tennis match against himself, he'd win. Period.

:devil:

Well, he did it against Rafa. I guess we will find out Sunday, especially if it's against Federer, whether he is the second coming, or he's just another false prophet.

He had no problems turning shit into even bigger shit last night

Even the wall coughs up errors against Tsonga. :worship::worship:

He can't do it, he's not God :shrug:

I don't think he even believes in God. His name backwards is Agnost! :lol:


:lol: And if you shuffle the letters you will get Gaston. Not a good sign :tape:


I don't know about water and wine but he managed to spread a lot of happiness today :p.

:lol: And if you shuffle the letters you will get Gaston. Not a good sign :tape:

:speakles::speakles::speakles::speakles:

EDIT: I plan to spend the rest of my recovery thinking about how to even the score with you. :p

:lol: And if you shuffle the letters you will get Gaston. Not a good sign :tape:



Yep. That seals the deal. No heaven for Tsonga.

:speakles::speakles::speakles::speakles:

EDIT: I plan to spend the rest of my recovery thinking about how to even the score with you. :p


:lol: you know I like Gaston a lot. It was meant more as concern, not disrespect towards El Gato :inlove:.

Recovery? What's wrong?

:lol: you know I like Gaston a lot. It was meant more as concern, not disrespect towards El Gato :inlove:.

I know- the comment made me laugh, either way you meant it. :lol: :hug:

Recovery? What's wrong?

:secret: I had a Pics Ferrer "especial" installed. :tape: :p

:lol: you know I like Gaston a lot. It was meant more as concern, not disrespect towards El Gato :inlove:.

Recovery? What's wrong?

Gaston is what's wrong, probably


I'm a fellow Gaston lover and I'm in a permanent state of recovery.

That said, I will forever be in a permanent state of bliss, too, thanks to the 2004 RG memories.:worship:

:haha:

:secret: I had a Pics Ferrer "especial" installed. :tape: :p

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm curious to know :lol:.

:lol: And if you shuffle the letters you will get Gaston. Not a good sign :tape:


I don't know about water and wine but he managed to spread a lot of happiness today :p.

And if you shuffle the letters you will get Gaston. Not a good sign

Also clay is Tsongas worst surface! FYI his last clay match was the dire loss to fellow clay hater A roddick French open 2005!

spooky stuff!

He'll float like a butterfly and sting like when I pee.:haha:

get to a doctor mate ;)

Tsonga has the ring to rule them all!!!

Tsonga for President !!!

Tsonga can sneeze with his eyes open

Tsonga kills two stones with one bird.

Tsonga can slam a revolving door

:haha:

Tsonga isn't black, black is Tsonga..

.... sorry

Tsonga is the greatest of ALL times. He's the GOAT of GOATs.

Tsonga puts the figs in Fig Rolls

when Tsonga jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Tsonga-ed

tsonga was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

tsonga killed laura palmer.

tsonga framed roger rabbit.

:lol: And if you shuffle the letters you will get Gaston. Not a good sign :tape:
:worship:

tsonga was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

tsonga killed laura palmer.

tsonga framed roger rabbit.

Tsonga shot JR

Tsonga can K.O. his opponent with two hands tied behind his back.

Thanks guys for this hilarious thread. I can't stop laughing! :yeah:

Never in doubt.

Expected result. Is this a jcempire thread? BTW, is RFK back? I guess he can't be bothered to join MTF again after Rafa's latest humiliation. But you'd figure that he'd annoint Tsonga as the new Spartan King and call himself Tsonga = Fed Killah, no? TFK?

:haha:

Also clay is Tsongas worst surface!

You're wrong. Jo Wif is Cassius Clay.

The selection: :worship:

Tsonga sleeps with a night light. Not because Tsonga is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tsonga

There is no 'ctrl' button on Tsonga's computer. Tsonga is always in control.

Tsonga doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Tsonga can actually win a set by 7 games to 0.

Tsonga kills two stones with one bird.

:spit: :haha: :rolls:

I wish Tsonga would see this... :cool:

LMFAO! :haha: :haha:

:worship:

:worship:

:lol:

ROTFL... I heard once that Tsonga aced a brick wall. And I've seen him making a two handed - Big Willy - drop shot winner. Ah, by the way, there's no thing such as a Tsongas's "Forced Error".

Tsonga doesn't need umpires, linesmen or hawk-eye. He calls the shots.

Tsonga doesn't need the racquets , the racquet need him

Tsonga doesn't run after the ball. The ball comes to him.

:worship:

Tsonga doesn't need a courtside clock. HE decides when the match has run its time.

:worship:
Tsonga doesnt look at the schedule - he decides when he will play a match.

Tsonga doesn't need pre-match meals. He just eats his opponents alive.

:worship:
When Tsonga plays tennis there is always sunshine - clouds are afraid of Tsonga.

:worship:
When Tsonga plays tennis there is always sunshine - clouds are afraid of Tsonga.

Well.... So is the sun no ?
:scratch:

After Seppi

After me and Seppi. Crap.

Tsonga doesn't jump, he forces earth down.

brilliant!

Tsonga never looses a match, he can only be beaten.
:)

If Tsonga wanted to he could still go back and win that match

tsonga doesn't use a raquet to hit winners,

he merely has to tell the ball "allez!"

The last time a double fault was called on Tsonga the ball evaporated.

The last time a double fault was called on Tsonga the ball evaporated.

No, the linesman evaporated.
:lol:

Tsonga can win Davis cup all by himself, including the doubles match :worship:

OK, lets face it - Tsonga sucks.

:rolleyes:

just turn into grape juice.

They once made a Tsonga toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Tsonga didn't REALLY lose this match. We're just living in the wrong dimension of the universe; in the RIGHT dimension, Tsonga actually won, naturally.

Tsonga is a healer. He fully healed Ancic.

Tsonga has so much potential. I think there could be too much pressure on him, hence a close lost to the great Ancic.

Expect him I think to win multiple tour titles this year, and hopefully make a splash at Roland Garros and Paris Masters.

The Karate Kid > Tsonga.

Tsonga is the nicest person on earth, he helped Ancic to make his come back.

(bumps with glee):devil:

Rafa :smooch:

Tsonga doesn't need umpires, linesmen or hawk-eye. He calls the shots.

did you see where he was practically telling the crowd to cheer for him?

quite frankly some of it was disrespectful to Nadal in my opinion.

did you see where he was practically telling the crowd to cheer for him?

quite frankly some of it was disrespectful to Nadal in my opinion.

And Nadal constantly keeping umpire and opponent waiting an age for the coin toss is what??

And Nadal constantly keeping umpire and opponent waiting an age for the coin toss is what??

to be honest, i have not seen that. i guess i have not been looking for it. he does have his litle routines that he does at every match. Nadal is almost too nice to too many people.

tsonga only acts up like he does against Nadal. he did it against him at the Australian Open. some of that excessive urging to the crowds is disrespectful.

And Nadal constantly keeping umpire and opponent waiting an age for the coin toss is what??


Don't know if you noticed the little "who has the bigger balls"-game yesterday, but Tsonga actually stepped AWAY from the umpire once Rafa came to the net and let HIM wait. :help:

Anyways, don't compare pre-match coin tosses to in-game crowd agitations :rolleyes: I like Tsonga, but I was annoyed by his bouncing around and flailing his arms after big points (he looked like a dying chicken). It's one thing to fire yourself up but another to try and turn the crowd against the opponent. Well, it didn't help him...

No, I don't think Tsonga will be the greatest tennis players of all times. No, Tsonga can't turn water into wine, because he is no Jesus Christ, but only a human being.

Bumped for Clydey et al!

Tsonga brilliantly dispatched hardcourt genius Ventura in just 4 short sets today :rocker2:

If not for injuries he'd have 7 Slams (minimum)

Allez!

Bumped for Clydey et al!

Tsonga brilliantly dispatched hardcourt genius Ventura in just 4 short sets today :rocker2:

If not for injuries he'd have 7 Slams (minimum)

Allez!

Eh, Tsonga is no Mardy Fish, (aka "Fishmeister" and "Fish the all-court master")

The amazing saga of Tsonga continues:worship::worship:

So?

In days like these, when moonballing is the most efficient way to win titles, he's not gonna pile them up playing courageous, aggressive, technical tennis.

He's not a ballbasher. There are times when he can play one-dimensional out of frustration. But the guy can hit flat, hit topspin, slice, and vary the pace of his shots. He's also a great volleyer, and knows when to sneak into the net. These injuries are killing him. He's still relatively inexperienced on the ATP tour.

Nadal played the best hard court GS of his life and even said that he didn't play badly against Tsonga. As a Nadal fan, my intention wasn't to highlight his shortcomings. My intentions was to demonstrate that Tsonga is no ball basher. You can't say that Australia looks like it was the exception, as Tsonga has barely played since then.

The fact is that Tsonga has the ability to play in a variety of ways. And as good as guys like Nadal and Djokovic are, they have plan A and that's it. Plan A works a treat 90% of the time, but they don't have the ability to do what Tsonga can do. You won't see Nole or Rafa come in to the net and hit drop volleys, change up the pace or serve and volley. It's just not in their locker.

Watch Tsonga v Murray at the Australian Open and then try telling me he's a ball basher. You don't often see Murray outsmarted on court like that. Tsonga won almost all the intricate exchanges when both players were at the net. Murray very rarely loses that type of point against any other player.

Tsonga gets injured on purpose so as to give other players a chance to win something:worship:

there is really no need to bash tsonga here.

he's a skilled player who's got style and is pleasant to watch.

I never realized how apeshit many posters are about JW...he's not a ballbasher, I learned today...he's perfection personified.

there is really no need to bash tsonga here.

he's a skilled player who's got style and is pleasant to watch.

Did you even read the content of this thread. This thread is for highlighting the limitless achievements of Tsonga. Join in and celebrate the rebirth of this legend.

Eh, Tsonga is no Mardy Fish, (aka "Fishmeister" and "Fish the all-court master")

hell no... fish eats mugs for breakfast... a true great - until he realises he himself is a mug mid match... i wish he would stop doing that...

hype is pretty easy to find on mtf so I'm not sure why you've quoted a load of posts that simply argue against the allegation that Tsonga is a ball-basher.

btw....

Tsonga knows he's fit to return because he performed the knee operation and subsequent physiotherapy on himself

Bumped for Clydey et al!

Tsonga brilliantly dispatched hardcourt genius Ventura in just 4 short sets today :rocker2:

If not for injuries he'd have 7 Slams (minimum)

Allez!

Tsonga is just back from injury. He has been out for ages.

Tsonga is just back from injury. He has been out for ages.

Thanks for the update!

Bumped for Clydey et al!

Tsonga brilliantly dispatched hardcourt genius Ventura in just 4 short sets today :rocker2:

If not for injuries he'd have 7 Slams (minimum)

Allez!
I was just looking for this thread until I got distracted by...something.
This is getting scary :lol:

Did you even read the content of this thread. This thread is for highlighting the limitless achievements of Tsonga. Join in and celebrate the rebirth of this legend.

So by us saying that Tsonga isn't a ball basher, we're calling him the greatest player of all time? You're reading comprehension isn't up to scratch.

The point we made is simply that Tsonga isn't a ball basher. For some reason that notion has sent you guys off the deep end.

Oh look - Tsonga's back and fun times with them...

So by us saying that Tsonga isn't a ball basher, we're calling him the greatest player of all time? You're reading comprehension isn't up to scratch.

The point we made is simply that Tsonga isn't a ball basher. For some reason that notion has sent you guys off the deep end.

Listen, if you want to call him the GOAT, hey...that's your opinion.

Thanks for the update!

So why are you mocking him for only beating Ventura in 4 sets even though he's just back from injury?

Oh, and I'm waiting for you to point out a match where Nadal played differently to how he always plays. Failure to do so will be taken as a concession that you think Nadal is one-dimensional :)

Listen, if you want to call him the GOAT, hey...that's your opinion.

Tsonga isn't a ball basher = Tsonga is the GOAT? :worship:

So why are you mocking him for only beating Ventura in 4 sets even though he's just back from injury?
:confused:

I'm not mocking him.

Oh, and I'm waiting for you to point out a match where Nadal played differently to how he always plays. Failure to do so will be taken as a concession that you think Nadal is one-dimensional :)
You do what you like sweetpea :kiss:

So by us saying that Tsonga isn't a ball basher, we're calling him the greatest player of all time? You're reading comprehension isn't up to scratch.

The point we made is simply that Tsonga isn't a ball basher. For some reason that notion has sent you guys off the deep end.

Tsonga can make great wine but you can make better whine:yeah:

Tsonga isn't a ball basher = Tsonga is the GOAT? :worship:

That's pure tautology. :)

Tsonga can make great wine but you can make better whine:yeah:

Possibly the worst one liner I've witnessed on MTF. Kudos.

Keep thread on topic people. scoobs is ready to close it down at the slightest opportunity. This is a brilliant thread and we don't want it to be Clydey vs the world. So if you have heard of an amazing Tsonga feat be sure to post it in here:)

Keep thread on topic people. scoobs is ready to close it down at the slightest opportunity. This is a brilliant thread and we don't want it to be Clydey vs the world. So if you have heard of an amazing Tsonga feat be sure to post it in here:)

I heard he has really soft hands...no no, I mean like he uses lotion. :)

Bumped for Clydey et al!

Tsonga brilliantly dispatched hardcourt genius Ventura in just 4 short sets today :rocker2:

If not for injuries he'd have 7 Slams (minimum)

Allez!

You know good & well that you are over-exaggerating. :lol: :lol:

That's pure tautology. :)

One shouldn't use big words if one is painfully unaware of their definition.

The Tsonga Equation:
Tsonga = {(1965 AD style + modern muscle) x (French flair - typical French mental issue)} + a hint of The Greatest.

Keep thread on topic people. scoobs is ready to close it down at the slightest opportunity. This is a brilliant thread and we don't want it to be Clydey vs the world. So if you have heard of an amazing Tsonga feat be sure to post it in here:)

Yes, let's turn this into Clydey vs. the world. Being a spoilsport, my aim is to see this thread locked ;)

You know good & well that you are over-exaggerating. :lol: :lol:

That's what this thread is for. :lol:

Were you here during/immediately after AO this year? :help:

That's what this thread is for. :lol:

Were you here during/immediately after AO this year? :help:

well... i for one am all hyped up...

i am so hyped i actually just OH'd and needed to change my underwear...

well... i for one am all hyped up...

i am so hyped i actually just OH'd and needed to change my underwear...

You crapped yourself last night too, no? Tough laundry times :hug:

I sense a Tsonga vs God thread coming.

The Tsonga Equation:
Tsonga = {(1965 AD style + modern muscle) x (French flair - typical French mental issue)} + a hint of The Greatest.

:worship: :cool:

You crapped yourself last night too, no? Tough laundry times :hug:

have you ever lost control of sereval bodily functions at once...?

its pretty out there...

my doctor says i cant f**k around with hype too much...

If you have 5 dollars and Tsonga has 5 dollars, Tsonga has more money than you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tsonga.

It's nice to have a player like Tsonga around , for fans who don't enjoy the game of Nadal /novak/blake .

If you have 5 dollars and Tsonga has 5 dollars, Tsonga has more money than you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tsonga.


Jo Tsonga once had sex with a mermaid. The result was Michael Phelps.


if Jo Tsonga jumped into a lake, he wouldnt get wet, the lake would get Jo Tsonga'd.


it goes on...

Tsonga puts the laughter in manslaughter...

I sense a Tsonga vs God thread coming.

Be fair now, God's still recovering from the Nadal beatdown, give him a break!

Be fair now, God's still recovering from the Nadal beatdown, give him a break!

He'll never recover... :sad:

Tsonga puts the laughter in manslaughter...

:lol:

he does man... he's a big guy... does massive damage... i think i used to fight with him in Street Fighter II back in '93... good value...

God can't even get past the qualifying need in order to get the right to challenge Tsonga.

:lol:

he does man... he's a big guy... does massive damage... i think i used to fight with him in Street Fighter II back in '93... good value...

Zangief is the Russian name for "the man closest to Tsonga".

Zangief is the Russian name for "the man closest to Tsonga".


:haha:

fuk man... Zangief could swing em... had some mad siberian bear hug too...

:lol:

:haha:

fuk man... Zangief could swing em... had some mad siberian bear hug too...

:lol:

Tsonga was hired as Zangief's coach when he was training on ice in Siberia.

Tsonga will not be the greatest of all time. He's a good player but Nadal and Djokovic are better. Del Potro may wind up being a better player also.

What kind of results has he had on clay?

There's always a newbie who thinks he's smarter than everybody else... :lol:

What kind of results has he had on clay?


after Tsonga went on a diet of clay he said that 'while tasty, i prefer gravel... no milk on it either for me thanks... give it to me straight'

yes josh... he is that good...

after Tsonga went on a diet of clay he said that 'while tasty, i prefer gravel... no milk on it either for me thanks... give it to me straight'

yes josh... he is that good...

Tsonga takes clay with milk for breakfast.

Tsonga takes clay with milk for breakfast.

though i hear his form was unaffected on clay... with or without milk...

The Ali wannabe stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee.

What a joke.

The Ali wannabe stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee.

What a joke.

:eek:

holy sh!t... where the hell did you come from...?

it says menstennisforums... not mugstennisforums... check the address...

:eek:

holy sh!t... where the hell did you come from...?

it says menstennisforums... not mugstennisforums... check the address...

I never thought a star wars fan could be like this. Please gain some logic.

Tsonga was hired as Zangief's coach when he was training on ice in Siberia.

he taught E.Honda that PAH P-P-P PAH bitch slap too and taught Raiden from Mortal Kombat how to teleport

I never thought a star wars fan could be like this. Please gain some logic.

:lol:

what... thats not a picture of rafa in my sig..? i fukt up...

anyways... its not tsongas fault... he just prefers not to hold his body together with electrical tape for half the year...

;)

he taught E.Honda that PAH P-P-P PAH bitch slap too and taught Raiden from Mortal Kombat how to teleport

True. Tsonga traveled throughout the world to teach his innumerable techniques.

Tsonga will not be the greatest of all time. He's a good player but Nadal and Djokovic are better. Del Potro may wind up being a better player also.



You cannot be serious ;)

You cannot be serious ;)

Tsonga is a small fish in a small pond. But once he meets his master Novak, he'll know how hurtful a shark bite is.

I'm not going to take anything away from Tsonga he's a very solid player with allot of power not denying that however he hasn't won a single major title and he's 23. Yes, it's true he did make the finals of the Australian Open but Djokovic beat him. Nadal, is a year younger, he's #1 in the world, has won the Olympics and five grand slams. Djokovic is two years younger and already has a slam. Fed had three slams before he was 23.

Again I think Tsonga has potential but it's way too early to call him the next GOAT. Wait until he has four majors to even consider that.

I'm not going to take anything away from Tsonga he's a very solid player with allot of power not denying that however he hasn't won a single major title and he's 23. Yes, it's true he did make the finals of the Australian Open but Djokovic beat him. Nadal, is a year younger, he's #1 in the world, has won the Olympics and five grand slams. Djokovic is two years younger and already has a slam. Fed had three slams before he was 23.

Again I think Tsonga has potential but it's way too early to call him the next GOAT. Wait until he has four majors to even consider that.

I'd say wait till he has a big title before considering him for that. IMO, Tsonga will never win a slam. Just like Gasquet and Baghdatis or Gonzalez. These guys had big runs in a slam but they all let the opportunity slip by and now they will be no slam wonders

His match is barely through the first set, but....

I have to say, I hope Tsonga can stay fully fit.

He really is box office stuff, he has a vast array of shots, has incredibly hard groundstrokes and wild celebrations. Even the Ali likeness helps.

He could be the star of mens tennis if he stays injury free, just hope he does.

And he could cure the common cold and dance on water :rocker2:

Sometimes simplicity works better than various shots. You've got too many choices and you cant decide which to use. Yes, he has a lot of shots, mostly powerful.

He also has the power to inspire ridiculously pointless and repetitive bandwagonning threads in MTFers :worship: Clearly this Tsonga is something special :cool:





Or not.

He's looking chubby.

He looks razzled out there.

His backhand is landing half way up the court and being punished.

Watch him win in 4 ;)

For now, he is looking out of shape, or chubby if you will.

He also has the power to inspire ridiculously pointless and repetitive bandwagonning threads in MTFers :worship: Clearly this Tsonga is something special :cool:





Or not.

Exactly. Tsonga is (and wil always be if he doesn't prove the opposite) an AO SF victory against Nadal, that's all he's done.

That is what Tsonga is, overrated as hell, especially in MTF.

For now, he is looking out of shape, or chubby if you will.

He's a big guy :)

He's a big guy :)

I know, but I thought he looked totally different (in a good way) at, say, Australian Open.

Maybe it's just that unflattering tshirt he's wearing...

not like him so much, just a clown who plays tennis
does not mean much if he has stupid celebrations

thank god that Robredo makes the match interesting with some nice backhands and whipping Tsonga's stupid dropshots back

tsonga is circus stuff

Exactly. Tsonga is (and wil always be if he doesn't prove the opposite) an AO SF victory against Nadal, that's all he's done.

That is what Tsonga is, overrated as hell, especially in MTF.
I think reaching the final of the AO playing the way he did was a great achievement, I don't much care for him but the constant bandwagonning actually takes away from what he's done there.

The score of the match doesn't happen by itself. Tsonga decides what it should be:worship:

3 DFs in one game :worship:

Unless you are Guillermo Coria, that takes special effort.

3 DFs in one game :worship:

Unless you are Guillermo Coria, that takes special effort.

ahh...tragicomic :sad:

3 DFs in one game :worship:

Unless you are Guillermo Coria, that takes special effort.

11 winners in a 2 hours and a half match. :worship:

Unless you are Alessio Di Mauro, that takes special effort.

11 winners in a 2 hours and a half match. :worship:

Unless you are Alessio Di Mauro, that takes special effort.

I think Tsonga's match only lasted an hour. I could be wrong.

I think reaching the final of the AO playing the way he did was a great achievement, I don't much care for him but the constant bandwagonning actually takes away from what he's done there.

Does someone still remember Baggy and what has he done there? Tsonga is following in the same steps.

3 DFs in one game :worship:

Unless you are Guillermo Coria, that takes special effort.
He was obviously afraid of Roger's BH return and knew if his 2nd serve wasn't perfect he was going to get killed :yeah:

Better luck next time Tsonganator :hug:

Does someone still remember Baggy and what has he done there? Tsonga is following in the same steps.
What's your point ?

I think Tsonga's match only lasted an hour. I could be wrong.

I think I'm talking about a moonballer, not Tsonga.

I could be wrong though.

Was it 10 winners?

I think I'm talking about a moonballer, not Tsonga.

I could be wrong though.

Was it 10 winners?

I think this thread is about Tsonga.

You see why I'm confused.

I think this thread is about Tsonga.

You see why I'm confused.

Then you should leave, considering you came here to bash Tsonga. :wavey:

The door is right behind you.

Jo can see that Fedclown's time is running out and he wants him to beat Agassi's MS record.

As the scripture reads:

Fed's record come,
Jo's will be done,
In Madrid as it is in Paris.

I think this thread is about Tsonga.

You see why I'm confused.

Does that mean we can't point out Nadal is no stranger to DFs in important games either :tape: (It's because he rushes to serve, instead of taking his time)

Then you should leave, considering you came here to bash Tsonga. :wavey:

The door is right behind you.

I was :worship:ing his performance. :shrug: That's what this thread was for.

Are you trying to get my ACC vote? You're distressing me :sad:

Jo can see that Fedclown's time is running out and he wants him to beat Agassi's MS record.

As the scripture reads:

Fed's record come,
Jo's will be done,
In Madrid as it is in Paris.

:haha:

Does that mean we can't point out Nadal is no stranger to DFs in important games either :tape: (It's because he rushes to serve, instead of taking his time)

Just because you see me posting in a thread doesn't mean you have to have a swipe at Nadal :retard: There are plenty of threads where you can do that.

11 winners in a 2 hours and a half match. :worship:

Unless you are Alessio Di Mauro, that takes special effort.

28/29k posts full of :bs:, that takes an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC effort.

:worship: to you.

PS: JesusTson :cool:

I was :worship:ing his performance. :shrug: That's what this thread was for.

Are you trying to get my ACC vote? You're distressing me :sad:

Why don't you just leave?

28/29k posts full of :bs:, that takes an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC effort.

:worship: to you.

PS: JesusTson :cool:

How many brain cells you have? A million? And only 2 work? That's legendary.

:worship: to you.

Just because you see me posting in a thread doesn't mean you have to have a swipe at Nadal :retard: There are plenty of threads where you can do that.

:retard: Then don't post invitations for a swipe. :wavey:

Why don't you just leave?


I don't want to :shrug:
:retard: Then don't post invitations for a swipe. :wavey:

Huh?

I don't want to :shrug:

C'mon, it's eaaaasy. Just point your mouse to that link in your bookmark menu that says: "Nadull's asshat fangirls private club" and left click. :D

This is a Tsonga thread ladies and gentlemen. (terms used loosely)

Tsonga has quality on his game but there are some factors that are killing his performance:

1. The guy is made of paper, for such a big guy he surely gets tons of injuries :sad:
2. His style of playing is way too much linear, no surprises, no changes of rhythm and when he tries to change, he makes UEs :shrug:
3. He is not consistent, one tournament he is on fire defeating everybody and in the next he's losing against the next best mug :(

:haha: :spit: @ the title

Not asking him to be Jesus the Christ - just an injury free 2009 will do.

God - can you please grant that wish! In Jesus name, Amen!

Not asking him to be Jesus the Christ - just an injury free 2009 will do.

God - can you please grant that wish! In Jesus name, Amen!

I agree with you, it's the only way to measure him correctly, the only way to see what's he really made of :)

How many brain cells you have? A million? And only 2 work? That's legendary.

:worship: to you.

OMG. Have to say... you just nearly killed me laughing, Gu. :worship:

Bump !!!! :yeah: :yeah:

looks like the answer is yes

Tsonga = Jesus and GOAT!

tsonga can draw water from a stone

Tsonga has quality on his game but there are some factors that are killing his performance:

1. The guy is made of paper, for such a big guy he surely gets tons of injuries :sad:
2. His style of playing is way too much linear, no surprises, no changes of rhythm and when he tries to change, he makes UEs :shrug:
3. He is not consistent, one tournament he is on fire defeating everybody and in the next he's losing against the next best mug :(

He's the new Safin : talented, injury prone, a loving attention clown, zero consistency.

Who cares. We needed a Safin replacement, and here he is!

maybe he is going to turn water into wine, but i don't know if he is going to recover fast from the next injuries.

5 in your face!:ras::ras::ras:

maybe he is going to turn water into wine, but i don't know if he is going to recover fast from the next injuries.

:retard: Go spill that bile somewhere else

I think he just did. :worship:

yes, Jo is guaranteed at least 80 slams.

m....we have about 6 or 7 goats now

Nole will probably kill him in SF. Fact.

*subscribes*

Dunno about the GOAT part but if he can turn water into wine he is welcome in my house

Dunno about the GOAT part but if he can turn water into wine he is welcome in my house

+1 :o