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RUDE/FUNNI jokes!

*SKYE*
06-05-2004, 11:24 AM
send in ur jokes and stuff!!!

*SKYE*
06-05-2004, 11:25 AM
a mate told me this one:

a husband and wife entered the limo so they could go to a party and the wife forgot her purse which she had left inside the building so she got out to get it.
After 15 mins of waiting, the husband entered the building in search for her and he found her; up on the bar with her pants down with sum dude licking her out.
The husband just sat there and watched.... why didnt he help her??????




Answer: Because they guy had a liquor license!!!
get it? liquor license as in lick her license.... HAHAHA!!! i thought i was funni

CarnivalCarnage
06-05-2004, 11:40 AM
You're an idiot.

*SKYE*
06-05-2004, 12:43 PM
lol why am I an idiot? do u not get the joke!

Kristen
06-06-2004, 06:50 AM
I get it.... is your friends name Paul... does he have deadlocks, and currently on a reality tv show!? ;) hehe...

Kristen
06-06-2004, 06:51 AM
dreadlocks*

*SKYE*
06-07-2004, 05:04 AM
lol hmmm

denim
06-11-2004, 01:56 AM
You're an idiot.

charmed I'm sure, no need to call the person an idiot, who rattled your cage eh? :lol:

*SKYE*
06-11-2004, 09:08 AM
lol thanks denim