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5 years from now....

juvvi
11-02-2007, 09:09 AM
Here's what will happen at Madrid and Paris Masters 2012.

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 26 76 76 in the final of Madrid masters and ends his drought of Masters series titles since his last win way back in 2007 at Montreal.

Djokovic beats Gasquet AGAIN!!!

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 64 76 in the third round of Paris Masters and sets up QFs with Marin Cilic. Gasquet, who has already booked his fourth consecutive year end number 1 will have the opportunity to rest ahead of the year end masters where Donald Young, John Isner, Andy Murray and Marin Cilic have already qualified. Djokovic's win comes on the same day when Donald Young defeated Rafael Nadal and mathematically denied any chance of Djokovic making the cut this year.

Gasquet with 14 GrandSlam titles, one shy of breaking Pete Sampras's record and 2 clear of his immediate rival Roger Federer, who is languishing outside the top 100 now, will have the chance to make a record 10000 ATP championship points if he wins all his matches in the year end championship. Experts are already hailing the young Frenchman as the best thing to happen to tennis since inventing the game. Rafael Nadal, who has recently married and fathered a cute baby girl, says "I always knew that Richie had something special in him. He deserves to be among the best in tennis. But for me, Federer will always be the greatest player in tennis." Nadal, who was a force in tennis not long back lost all his aggression since Toni Nadal, his uncle, deserted him in favour of Mirka 5 years ago.

Kolya
11-02-2007, 09:10 AM
Ok.

Mayer will be No. 1.

scarecrows
11-02-2007, 09:12 AM
:haha:

quality thread

Bobby
11-02-2007, 09:16 AM
And Karsten Braasch will make a stunning comeback , smoking even more cigarettes than before but eventually reaching the top 5. What a thread...

Deivid23
11-02-2007, 09:32 AM
:haha:

quality thread

:retard: thread only funny for idiots like urself maybe :rolleyes:

Horatio Caine
11-02-2007, 09:34 AM
14 GS for Gasquet?

:retard:

MariaV
11-02-2007, 09:35 AM
Nadal, who was a force in tennis not long back lost all his aggression since Toni Nadal, his uncle, deserted him in favour of Mirka 5 years ago.

:rolls: :haha: :rolls: :haha:

silverwhite
11-02-2007, 09:54 AM
This is supposed to be a joke. Right? :unsure: :o

Bazooka
11-02-2007, 09:57 AM
Here's what will happen at Madrid and Paris Masters 2012.

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 26 76 76 in the final of Madrid masters and ends his drought of Masters series titles since his last win way back in 2007 at Cincinnati.

Djokovic beats Gasquet AGAIN!!!

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 64 76 in the third round of Paris Masters and sets up QFs with Marin Cilic. Gasquet, who has already booked his fourth consecutive year end number 1 will have the opportunity to rest ahead of the year end masters where Donald Young, John Isner, Andy Murray and Marin Cilic have already qualified. Djokovic's win comes on the same day when Donald Young defeated Rafael Nadal and mathematically denied any chance of Djokovic making the cut this year.

Gasquet with 14 GrandSlam titles, one shy of breaking Pete Sampras's record and 2 clear of his immediate rival Roger Federer, who is languishing outside the top 100 now, will have the chance to make a record 10000 ATP championship points if he wins all his matches in the year end championship. Experts are already hailing the young Frenchman as the best thing to happen to tennis since inventing the game. Rafael Nadal, who has recently married and fathered a cute baby girl, says "I always knew that Richie had something special in him. He deserves to be among the best in tennis. But for me, Federer will always be the greatest player in tennis." Nadal, who was a force in tennis not long back lost all his aggression since Toni Nadal, his uncle, deserted him in favour of Mirka 5 years ago.


mmm... in 2012 Madrid will be a Slam, not a Masters... :)

Adler
11-02-2007, 09:59 AM
Good. Can I have lottery numbers also?

scarecrows
11-02-2007, 10:08 AM
:retard: thread only funny for idiots like urself maybe :rolleyes:

:awww: were you upset with my post yesterday and had to make a comeback?

poor burro :awww:

MaryX
11-02-2007, 10:20 AM
Gasquet, who has already booked his fourth consecutive year end number 1

:lol:

I hope you are joking...


thread only funny for idiots like urself maybe

Deivid, I realy like you, but I must admit this thread is funny, even if that implies my sence of humour is gone...

But,here's what will happen at Montreal, Cincinnati, Madrid and Paris Masters 2012:

Djokovic beats Gasquet.7-6(2) 1-6 6-1

Djokovic beats Gasquet AGAIN!!!7-61-6 6-1

Djokovic beats Gasquet AGAIN!!!7-6(2) 1-6 6-1

Djokovic beats Gasquet AGAIN!!!7-6(2) 1-6 6-1

Gasquet, who has already booked his 10th consecutive year end number 12 is going to his well deserved vacation now.

P.Sampras beats R.Federer at veteran's contest.Federer describes this loss as insignificant.

X Z Y, who has already booked his fourth consecutive year end number 1 will have the opportunity to rest ahead of the year end masters where E.Gulbis, N.Djokovic, R.Nadal, A.Murray and M. Cilic have already qualified.

scarecrows
11-02-2007, 10:22 AM
Deivid, I realy like you, but I must admit this thread is funny, even if that implies my sence of humour is gone...



dont worry, it's not gone

like i said, burro deivid had to make a comeback after i called him idiot yesterday :D

bokehlicious
11-02-2007, 10:27 AM
Don't be so insecure Deivitard :hug:, Piggy has not lost yet to slaughter Youzhny :D

MariaV
11-02-2007, 10:30 AM
:awww: were you upset with my post yesterday and had to make a comeback?

poor burro :awww:

:armed: :rolleyes:

Welcome back Deivid! :wavey:

Deivid23
11-02-2007, 10:46 AM
:awww: were you upset with my post yesterday and had to make a comeback?

poor burro :awww:

Upset with your post? :scratch: With which one of your 50000 posts? :shrug:

You sound like a parrot with that "burro" stuff :lol:

Deivid23
11-02-2007, 10:53 AM
Deivid, I realy like you, but I must admit this thread is funny, even if that implies my sence of humour is gone...


I think this thread is stupid but good for you if you smiled with it, after all it´s all about fun;)

Deivid23
11-02-2007, 10:54 AM
Don't be so insecure Deivitard :hug:, Piggy has not lost yet to slaughter Youzhny :D

I would like Colonel to win today, believe it or not:D

Puschkin
11-02-2007, 10:55 AM
I think this thread is stupid........

Compared to all the Spartan crap on GM, this contribution is at least well written. ;)

I would like Colonel to win today, believe it or not:D

Given the time his match ended yesterday and the way he played, I don't consider it likely, unless your man tanks. :angel:

bokehlicious
11-02-2007, 11:01 AM
Compared to all the Spartan crap on GM, this contribution is at least well written. ;)

Agree ;)

Btw, how does it feel to read "14 slams" next to "Gasquet" ? :confused: :D

Puschkin
11-02-2007, 11:06 AM
Btw, how does it feel to read "14 slams" next to "Gasquet" ? :confused: :D

Fabulous. :p But not very likely. I'd be happy with one. :D

enzogiovanni
11-02-2007, 11:36 AM
Here's what will happen at Madrid and Paris Masters 2012.


Cut the crap and tell us the lottery numbers for next week.
Thanks.

Rafa = Fed Killa
11-02-2007, 11:40 AM
Compared to all the Spartan crap on GM, this contribution is at least well written. ;)

Fans of the queen of pansies arent man enough to understand Spartan tennis.

juvvi
11-02-2007, 11:41 AM
Cut the crap and tell us the lottery numbers for next week.
Thanks.

Yeah sure mate. Except that I already have that ticket with me.

juvvi
11-02-2007, 11:44 AM
Fans of the queen of pansies arent man enough to understand Spartan tennis.

You mean fart-smelling tennis that Nadal plays? Who in the right mind would want to understand and experience that? We are already disgusted of slow mos of it on our Plasma screen.

Rafa = Fed Killa
11-02-2007, 11:49 AM
You mean fart-smelling tennis that Nadal plays? Who in the right mind would want to understand and experience that? We are already disgusted of slow mos of it on our Plasma screen.

Efficiency > beauty you incompetent clown.

juvvi
11-02-2007, 11:55 AM
Effiency > beauty.

That applies to you and not to someone you support, you retarded fool.

If you believe in that policy atleast a little bit, you won't be here supporting the monkey man like that. Someone somewhere would be supporting you like this.

wenty
11-02-2007, 11:59 AM
:tape:

my0118
11-02-2007, 12:02 PM
Oh come on..
juvvi, you can't take over richie21's place.

Winston's Human
11-02-2007, 12:15 PM
Here's what will happen at Madrid and Paris Masters 2012.

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 26 76 76 in the final of Madrid masters and ends his drought of Masters series titles since his last win way back in 2007 at Cincinnati.



Djokovic won Canada - not Cincinnati - this year.

juvvi
11-02-2007, 12:20 PM
Djokovic won Canada - not Cincinnati - this year.

My mistake. I will change it now.

Deivid23
11-02-2007, 01:26 PM
My mistake. I will change it now.


Yup, now this thread is much better :o

Deivid23
11-02-2007, 01:30 PM
:armed: :rolleyes:

Welcome back Deivid! :wavey:

;)

Corey Feldman
11-02-2007, 02:05 PM
yeah, thanks for coming Deivid23

....as Djokovic said to Federer when he had him running everywhere on that Montreal drop shot match point...

wonder what he was saying when he tried the same shot a month later in the US Open final at match point down and it hit the middle of the net

:lol:

Ivo#1Fan
11-02-2007, 02:14 PM
And Karsten Braasch will make a stunning comeback , smoking even more cigarettes than before but eventually reaching the top 5. What a thread...

Glad to see Karsten Braasch's name again. One of my all time favorites. The glasses, that serve, and smoking on changeovers! Pure hilarity. I'd love to see a Braasch vs. Fabrice Santoro challenge match.

Albop
11-02-2007, 02:21 PM
:retard:

MaryX
11-02-2007, 02:35 PM
dont worry, it's not gone

Ok, I was scared for a moment :eek: :) .

like i said, burro deivid had to make a comeback after i called him idiot yesterday


Yes, people use that word easily around here.But, I am used to it, in Serbia we frequently use it instead of compliments, so it can't offend me.


as Djokovic said to Federer when he had him running everywhere on that Montreal drop shot match point...

wonder what he was saying when he tried the same shot a month later in the US Open final at match point down and it hit the middle of the net


It won't change his mind, he will try it again and again in their next meeting-successfully or not:shrug:(we say stubborn as mettock).

*Viva Chile*
11-02-2007, 05:47 PM
wishful thinking

Tommy fan
11-02-2007, 05:58 PM
And then, in Shanghai, Dudi sela will reach the final and trash Richie 6:0 6:0 6:1!!!!!!1

r2473
11-02-2007, 07:34 PM
I predict that in 5 years:

1) The OP will turn 18 years old
2) The OP still won't be able to find a date (and still be jerking off in front of his computer).

Roddickominator
11-02-2007, 10:10 PM
Gasgay will definately be a loving, loyal housewife 5 years from now. But thanks for the laugh.

Black Adam
11-03-2007, 02:16 PM
Here's what will happen at Madrid and Paris Masters 2012.

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 26 76 76 in the final of Madrid masters and ends his drought of Masters series titles since his last win way back in 2007 at Montreal.

Djokovic beats Gasquet AGAIN!!!

Djokovic bt Gasquet (1) 64 76 in the third round of Paris Masters and sets up QFs with Marin Cilic. Gasquet, who has already booked his fourth consecutive year end number 1 will have the opportunity to rest ahead of the year end masters where Donald Young, John Isner, Andy Murray and Marin Cilic have already qualified. Djokovic's win comes on the same day when Donald Young defeated Rafael Nadal and mathematically denied any chance of Djokovic making the cut this year.

Gasquet with 14 GrandSlam titles, one shy of breaking Pete Sampras's record and 2 clear of his immediate rival Roger Federer, who is languishing outside the top 100 now, will have the chance to make a record 10000 ATP championship points if he wins all his matches in the year end championship. Experts are already hailing the young Frenchman as the best thing to happen to tennis since inventing the game. Rafael Nadal, who has recently married and fathered a cute baby girl, says "I always knew that Richie had something special in him. He deserves to be among the best in tennis. But for me, Federer will always be the greatest player in tennis." Nadal, who was a force in tennis not long back lost all his aggression since Toni Nadal, his uncle, deserted him in favour of Mirka 5 years ago.
This actually feels better than sex.

The part where Mirka leaves Fed should be a consolation for Fed since him and his nose can do better.

ChinoRios4Ever
11-03-2007, 07:56 PM
cuek!!!!! :devil:

avi
11-04-2007, 10:45 AM
dsadsa