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Did someone see what I see in "David's neck"?

gretel
06-02-2004, 09:22 PM
:devil: :devil: :worship: :devil: :worship: :devil: :worship:

Havok
06-02-2004, 09:23 PM
hate to sound like monicaselesfan, but no pics? i have no clue what you're talking about since i wasn't home to watch the match

andyroxmysox12191
06-02-2004, 09:32 PM
hate to sound like monicaselesfan, but no pics?
i'm sorry but i'm in a laughing mood right now so :haha:

gretel
06-02-2004, 09:39 PM
;)

Carito_90
06-02-2004, 09:52 PM
Besides of the (very) chubby stomach... no i don't see anything :lol:

*Ljubica*
06-02-2004, 09:54 PM
Yes - but it isn't what you think Gretel!! :p

jazz_girl
06-02-2004, 09:56 PM
I just saw him in an interview and it looks like a mosquito sting.
BTW David, please leave the chocolates and croissants alone!

Carito_90
06-02-2004, 10:01 PM
Oh jazzy... i bet a mosquito bitted him in the stomach :) and it was a big one!

btw.. i don't see anything strange in his neck :confused:

bovenbuuf
06-02-2004, 10:02 PM
I just see that Getty Images is not put at a good place...can't see his nice blue eyes..

andyroxmysox12191
06-02-2004, 10:02 PM
oh i see it. lol it looks like a bite actually

Guille's Girl
06-02-2004, 10:10 PM
It's a zit.

Aleksa's Laydee
06-02-2004, 10:12 PM
i saw that at first and was like hmmm david ;) but now i see it again doesn't look like one, maybe like u say a mossie bite

Guille's Girl
06-02-2004, 10:23 PM
zit.

gretel
06-02-2004, 10:34 PM
There are 2 marks. One could be a mosquito sting or acne.
But the other on top this one...

Hehmm, Hehmm... ;)

Carito_90
06-02-2004, 10:39 PM
Ohh so you weren't been sarcastic in the other thread...

Weirdo :s

jazz_girl
06-02-2004, 10:44 PM
Ohh so you weren't been sarcastic in the other thread...

Weirdo :s
Oh please, a person that posts dulce de leche's recipes and history of gaucho and tango in a tennis forum is not that well...

gretel
06-02-2004, 10:52 PM
I'm joking here and there!!!! :p

gretel
06-02-2004, 10:56 PM
Oh please, a person that posts dulce de leche's recipes and history of gaucho and tango in a tennis forum is not that well...


PREJUDICIUS

Carito_90
06-02-2004, 10:58 PM
Oh please, a person that posts dulce de leche's recipes and history of gaucho and tango in a tennis forum is not that well...

:haha:

I'm joking here and there!!!!

Ohh okay i thought u were a Voltchkov fan :eek:

jazz_girl
06-02-2004, 10:58 PM
PREJUDICIUS
LMAO!, yeah, whatever! :haha:

jazz_girl
06-02-2004, 10:59 PM
:haha:



Ohh okay i thought u were a Voltchkov fan :eek:
LMAO!!!! :haha:

Carito_90
06-02-2004, 10:59 PM
:lol:

sigmagirl91
06-02-2004, 11:04 PM
You all, gretel is not playing with a full deck. Leave the little psycho-terrorist-in-training alone....

sigmagirl91
06-02-2004, 11:05 PM
I'm joking here and there!!!! :p

Not to mention being off-topic and totally delusional here and there...

jazz_girl
06-02-2004, 11:07 PM
Not to mention being off-topic and totally delusional here and there...
ROTFLMAO! :haha: :haha:

Carito_90
06-02-2004, 11:17 PM
Not to mention being off-topic and totally delusional here and there...

OH FUCK! :bigcry: :haha:

gretel
06-02-2004, 11:18 PM
Sigma:
If I'm the forum's terrorist,
Are you the forum's Bush?


brrrrr!!!! brrrrr!!!!!! :eek:

sigmagirl91
06-02-2004, 11:23 PM
Sigma:
If I'm the forum's terrorist,
Are you the forum's Bush?


brrrrr!!!! brrrrr!!!!!!


That's Mrs. Condoleeza Rice-Bush to you, little shit-for-brains....

sigmagirl91
06-02-2004, 11:26 PM
PREJUDICIUS

Oh, I am impressed; you know latin.... :o

gretel
06-02-2004, 11:32 PM
Of course!!!
A black female fusible.

sigmagirl91
06-02-2004, 11:34 PM
Of course!!!
A black female fusible.

:retard: :retard: :zzz: :zzz:

gretel
06-03-2004, 12:04 AM
:retard: :retard: :zzz: :zzz:


While you :zzz: :zzz:...

nonick
06-03-2004, 12:14 AM
oh i see it. lol it looks like a bite actually

A MOSQUITO BITE...AND NO FERRERO DIDN'T BITE HIM!

sigmagirl91
06-03-2004, 12:18 AM
While you :zzz: :zzz:...

OK, whatever....let me go ahead and bash the crap out of another troll.

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 01:06 AM
A MOSQUITO BITE...AND NO FERRERO DIDN'T BITE HIM!

Oh i wouldn't mind a bit of THAT mosquito ;) :lol:

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 01:35 AM
Carito - what is this! I thought we were talking about Fat David's stomach!!! :) Why are we talking about his neck!!! :) :haha:

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 01:47 AM
Carito - what is this! I thought we were talking about Fat David's stomach!!! Why are we talking about his neck!!!

Well i guess he got bitten not only in the stomach, but in the neck :haha:

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 01:54 AM
Well i guess he got bitten not only in the stomach, but in the neck :haha:


:haha: He has a major problem then!! :haha: :haha:

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 02:05 AM
uhuh :)

He should get bitten in the face... at least he'd be well proportionated :haha:

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 02:06 AM
uhuh :)

He should get bitten in the face... at least he'd be well proportionated :haha:


That will happen next then!! I think that when i see him i'll just pop his stomach with a pin - that will solve all our problems! :lol:

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 02:13 AM
:haha: i can imagine him being deflated :haha: :haha:

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 02:23 AM
:haha: i can imagine him being deflated :haha: :haha:


His face would really be out of proportion to the rest of his body, as you said earlier! :lol:

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 02:26 AM
uhuh :lol:

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 02:35 AM
uhuh :lol:


He's a model right? Something is wrong here - how he can be a model when he won't fit into a lens? It isn't right! He said that maybe he was going to be a model in 10 years time - does he hope to lose weight by then so he fit into a camera lens?!! :lol:

Gonzalo81
06-03-2004, 04:17 PM
:devil:

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 04:21 PM
He's a model right? Something is wrong here - how he can be a model when he won't fit into a lens? It isn't right! He said that maybe he was going to be a model in 10 years time - does he hope to lose weight by then so he fit into a camera lens?!!

But... don't cameras make you look fatter? :eek: How many cameras were filming him while he was playing?! :lol:

alfonsojose
06-03-2004, 09:42 PM
That's blister. Safin's signature :tape:

sigmagirl91
06-03-2004, 09:44 PM
That's blister. Safin's signature :tape:

No, it's gretel's hickey. She's too embarrassed to tell us that SHE did it.... :o

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 09:48 PM
But... don't cameras make you look fatter?

:haha: Don't defend him! He has been pigging out! He and Dent share the same trough...excuse the pun! :lol:

Carito_90
06-03-2004, 10:32 PM
:haha: yah right...
bad fatty davhed, bad bad bad :( :lol:

J. Corwin
06-03-2004, 11:16 PM
Yes he has a neck. ;)

Horatio Caine
06-03-2004, 11:24 PM
Yes he has a neck. ;)

Shortly he'll have a chin like a Chinese phonebook! :lol:

PinkFeatherBoa
06-03-2004, 11:25 PM
:lol: Poor, poor Daveed ;)

I'm sure he'd make a great teddy bear anyway.:)

YoursTruly
06-04-2004, 05:45 AM
This thread is so mean!! :secret:

But I have to say something since the damage has already been done. I think David is starting to get too doughey, and I think he'd rather have that bump in his crotch. Okay I'm done because I'm too nice to add more damage. Bye. :rolleyes:

¿esquímaux?
06-04-2004, 10:05 AM
uhuh :)

He should get bitten in the face... at least he'd be well proportionated :haha:


:spit: See, I tried to keep it in but you just had to say that..

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::h aha::haha::haha::haha:

gretel
06-04-2004, 06:28 PM
Yes - but it isn't what you think Gretel!! :p

ha, ha!!
for something you understood me!!! ;)

I know, it's a joke.:angel:

sigmagirl91
06-04-2004, 06:53 PM
Gretel, you still didn't tell us if you tried to give him a hickey or not....If you did, you missed badly....

Horatio Caine
11-06-2004, 05:15 PM
;)

I'd laugh so hard if Fat Davheed turns up in Houston as alternate. Mac would get the shock of his life if, when he opens his furniture store up a day before the tournament, he discovers Fat Davheed lying on top of one of his beds. I could just picture him smiling and saying "Buenos dias mi amigo!."

Horatio Caine
11-06-2004, 05:15 PM
Carito - i can't find that exceptionally long thread on Fat Davheed so this will have to do! :)

alfonsojose
11-06-2004, 05:51 PM
David :eek: I knew you wanted to be in Houston, but ..

"Yeah, Jim. Swallow it all, yeah" :drool:

Horatio Caine
11-06-2004, 06:32 PM
David :eek: I knew you wanted to be in Houston, but ..

"Yeah, Jim. Swallow it all, yeah" :drool:

Pfff! That pic was taken a while ago! The Fat Davheed of now could flatten anyone! Do you reckon he will try slimming now that his season is virtually over?

sigmagirl91
11-06-2004, 07:08 PM
Pfff! That pic was taken a while ago! The Fat Davheed of now could flatten anyone! Do you reckon he will try slimming now that his season is virtually over?

Let's hope so.

sigmagirl91
11-06-2004, 07:23 PM
David :eek: I knew you wanted to be in Houston, but ..

"Yeah, Jim. Swallow it all, yeah" :drool:

OMG, Alfie!!!! Count on you to provide the laughs. BTW, where'd you get this pic?

Horatio Caine
11-06-2004, 07:24 PM
OMG, Alfie!!!! Count on you to provide the laughs. BTW, where'd you get this pic?

You probably don't want to know - feel sorry for the photographer who had to fit him in his lens!

sigmagirl91
11-06-2004, 07:28 PM
You probably don't want to know - feel sorry for the photographer who had to fit him in his lens!

It was not a bad fit, if I do say so myself. You can't say that David's a beanpole. That's the worst of 'em all. BTW, he has slimmed down a bit from the summer, and we expect that he will look like he did earlier this year.

alfonsojose
11-06-2004, 09:40 PM
:lol: that's not David. And i can't post the link here. It's .. an adult content website :o I just saw the guy being .. :ignore: .. and i said, OFMG, it looks like David :tape: if anyone wants the link, send me a PM :devil:

Horatio Caine
11-06-2004, 09:41 PM
:lol: that's not David. And i can't post the link here. It's .. an adult content website :o I just saw the guy being .. :ignore: .. and i said, OFMG, it looks like David :tape:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :bigcry: :bigcry:

I thought the man in the pic was too slim!

Carito_90
11-06-2004, 10:35 PM
Carito - i can't find that exceptionally long thread on Fat Davheed so this will have to do! :)


:lol: I think this one its okay :lol: