Tim Henman poems/pics

08-21-2002, 02:48 PM
His fake charism and fist pumps
get him past the early rounds
that would have been different
if Lleyton and Goran were around
you're always the runner up
when it comes to winning
he just cracks up
he hands Hewitt the crown
and his status as a loser
is once again renown:D :p

08-21-2002, 02:50 PM
LMAO! omg this is soooooo my thread just give me time :p

08-21-2002, 02:56 PM
couldn't have said it any better :D

08-21-2002, 02:57 PM
Hope u like this! :D

Henmania in England makes me sick
This is why im takin the mick
backhand slice his favourite shot
The only one I think hes got
In Wimbledon he lost 2 Hewitt
I knew that he couldnt do it
A grand slam final he cant win
Yet most the brits think he will
What was with the washing up powder ad?
watching it just made me sad
They cheer for Henman everyday
(most)british fans,been laid astray!

08-21-2002, 02:59 PM
as long as Henman fans don't start flipping out like you know who...:o :o :o

08-21-2002, 03:13 PM
Henmania just makes me sick
It hits you like a ton of bricks
Every year the same old thing
"It's Henman's year!"
The People sing
But every year it is the same
The dream comes crashing
"Next Year" or "One day"
I wish Henmania would go away
But when July comes round
It's here to stay.

08-21-2002, 03:29 PM
heh heh 1 more

Henboy is still Englands hope
Has he won a grandslam?
The answer is nope
At 28 hes getting old
And still there is no sight of gold
The Wimbledon title lo and behold
Belongs 2 Hewitt I am told
He hammered Timmy into the floor
Until henboy could take no more
And tell me then what is the score?
6-0 in matches,need I say more?

08-21-2002, 05:22 PM
*Layla flipping and flapping around like a beheaded chicken*

Don't worry TC, I seem to be the only Henman fan around, apart from a small crowd over on Henman Hill, but I don't think they venture into GM very often. I would contribute a poem to praise his virtues but I'm lousy poet... and I know it. :o Was that lame or what? See, I should never write poetry. If I ever start, feel free to put me on ignore. :D

Anyway, you people should be ashamed of yourselves, maligning my fave and all that. ;) :p *thank you for thinking Timmy is so great he deserves a mocking thread of his own* :D

Carry on, I want to laugh some more.

08-21-2002, 05:42 PM
All the film that we wasted on this guy :o :p

08-21-2002, 05:52 PM
Nastya what a bad photographer you are :D

you didnt get Larry Stefanki in focus but you did on Henboy ;)

and Larry should have been in the center of the pic :p

08-22-2002, 02:44 AM
:drool: :D

08-22-2002, 11:59 PM
Thanks for that last photo. I have just been sick.

Henman went to public school
His fop-haired 'charm'
Makes Sue Barker drool
He doesnt like the month of May
Because he has to play on clay
But every June he gets on grass
and middle England comes out en masse
Every year they say he'll win
But theres always someone better than him.

08-23-2002, 12:29 AM

(spit to the tune of Nelly's "Hot in Herre")

the boy can't play for shit (for shit)
i'm getting tired wit this
i am getting so pissed i want to kick his scrawny ass...

i gave this fool my all (my all)
why can't he hit the ball?
i am getting so pissed why is he such a scared ass bitch...?

his wife is knocked up now (up now)
but i can't figure out how
he can sow his seed and stuff, but he still plays tennis like a slut...

all this Henmania shit (that shit)
he must think i'm his bitch
he still can't win a Slam, i need to get away from Henman!

(don't hit that ball out)

hit the ball with some unh unh!
just a little bit of uh uh
(don't hit that ball out)

hit the ball with some unh unh!
i need a little unh unh
(don't hit that ball out)!


08-23-2002, 12:37 AM
his wife is knocked up now (up now)
but i can't figure out how
he can sow his seed and stuff, but he still plays tennis like a slut...


08-23-2002, 02:48 AM
as long as Layla doesn't mind...;) ;) ;)

08-23-2002, 08:29 PM

08-23-2002, 11:25 PM
I wish he wins Wimby one of those days!!!

Keep it up Timmy

08-25-2002, 02:30 AM
It's probably artifical

08-25-2002, 08:26 AM
ya know, between this thread and Roddick's poetry thread, there are some damn talented people on this board. :)

08-25-2002, 10:06 AM
ahem! henman fan here :D very funny though :D :D :D

08-25-2002, 10:51 AM

Great thread! :D:D

08-25-2002, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Lily
ya know, between this thread and Roddick's poetry thread, there are some damn talented people on this board. :)

i agree. keep it up folks -- i don't have a poetic bone in my body.

TC that rap was great!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

08-25-2002, 02:32 PM
Oh no! Tim is being tacky again!:rolleyes: :eek: I thought you had to win a major title to get special treatment.

Henman asks for late start at U.S. Open
Briton Tim Henman is still truggling with a shoulder injury and has asked organisers at the U.S. Open for a later start to allow him time to recover. The fifth seed has been drawn against Finnish qualifier Toumas Ketola in the first round of the final grand slam of the year which starts at Flushing Meadows on Monday.

Ketola has never won a grand slam match and is ranked 228th in the world, but Henman's main focus at present is not his opponent but the nagging shoulder injury.

"Toumas is a very talented player -- he beat Mario Ancic 6-1 6-1 in the last round of qualifying so he must be playing very well," Henman was quoted as saying by the BBC on Saturday.

"However, my main concern is to get as fit as possible. My arm feels a little better with every passing day so I've just got to be patient and do the best I can with what I've got."

Henman was forced to withdraw from the RCA Championships in Indianapolis earlier this month after the injury, which he has suffered with before, flared up and he had an MRI scan.

But the British number one said at the time that he should be fit in time to make a strong challenge in New York, but the 27-year-old still cannot practice for more than an hour a day.

"My shoulder injury is taking a little longer to heal then I would like," he said on Saturday.

"When I first spoke to the experts in Indianapolis they thought that there was a good chance that it would have healed completely by the time the Open came around.

"Unfortunately it's proving a little stubborn and I can still feel it. I have only just been able to start serving.

"Anything over shoulder height is still causing me a little discomfort and therefore I've asked for a late start to give myself a chance of competing."

Mrs. B
08-25-2002, 06:29 PM
there once was a guy named Tim Henman
who played some tennis for England
all hopes were raised
for a new champion in their midst
cuz not since Fred Perry
had they been so merry
and they watched on a hill
for him to make a kill
but his game brought them only
glory till the semi
so now they'll have to wait
and it might be too late...

08-26-2002, 09:50 AM

08-26-2002, 04:29 PM
A survey in Europe ranked British guys as the most unattractive :D

08-26-2002, 05:04 PM
U know what?I think I agree!

08-27-2002, 05:57 PM
You guys probably don't watch Formula One.

Ever seen Jenson Button?
Jenson is British ....

08-27-2002, 05:59 PM
So are Jeremy Northam, Hugh Grant, Joseph Feinnes and Judd Law. Need I say more?

08-27-2002, 06:01 PM
Hmm well I much prefer the foreign look!(as u can see from my sig!)and the long hair thing makes me drool......:drool: :drool:

Mrs. B
08-27-2002, 06:01 PM
Prince William is a real cutie!!!!

08-31-2002, 08:01 AM
See :)

British people can be really really cute :)