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wongqks
05-30-2004, 11:29 PM
fat...

I don't get it, I always thought he is one of the fittest player on court, but why did people cal him fat? LOL

someone enlighten me!!!

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 11:31 PM
I think he does look a little bulkier at the moment, and i'm not talking about extra muscle either.

Taylor Dent definitely has more flab around the stomach and yes Bunk, here i continue my obsession with American tennis players! :) :haha:

TennisLurker
05-30-2004, 11:34 PM
he is fat


:P

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 11:36 PM
he is fat


:P

:haha: Short and cutting - (and that is not Nalbandian or his tennis!) great remark TennisLurker! :) :haha:

wongqks
05-30-2004, 11:36 PM
ok, any prove? LOL

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 11:39 PM
ok, any prove? LOL

Apart from seeing some photos of him recently but yeah, i didn't say that he was fat...only that he was carrying some extra weight. There are several other players that are also guilty of that too.

Ballbuster
05-30-2004, 11:41 PM
u are all wrong, they said he was phat, not fat

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 11:43 PM
u are all wrong, they said he was phat, not fat

:haha: What does that mean? :)

LCeh
05-30-2004, 11:47 PM
Pretty, Hot, And Tempting.

;)

little duck
05-30-2004, 11:49 PM
It's a great compliment for Nalby. It means excellent, in good shape. I hope he is.

jazz_girl
05-30-2004, 11:52 PM
I think he gained a little weight while he was out of the circuit, but I don't think he's fat. Maybe he has a little tummy but I wouldn't call him fat. Now LCeh, I totally agree with you! ;) LOL!

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 11:54 PM
:haha: this thread is so funny! Two completely different ends of the stick.

Carito_90
05-30-2004, 11:57 PM
Maybe he went out with Andy to have pizza and beer :rolleyes:

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 11:59 PM
Maybe he went out with Andy to have pizza and beer :rolleyes:

and potato chips and fries and everything else that is in Andy's kitchen cabinets! :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:00 AM
Why, people is calling Andy fat too?

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:01 AM
Ohhh i bet he only has pizza and beer :lol:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:06 AM
Why, people is calling Andy fat too?

Well... he's gained some weight too.
Besides, there's a girl that posted in AR's boards that she saw Andy having pizza and beer the week off he had after losing in R1 in rome, in Austin. And then she asked waitress if it was the first time he had seen him there and she said that he usually went there when he was in Austin.
We've tease him with that ever since :lol:

No but if u compare the pics from the USO and the pics from now you can tell he's a bit fatter.

TennisLurker
05-31-2004, 12:09 AM
david is not fat for a normal guy, but for an athlete, he doesnt look very fit.

willie
05-31-2004, 12:10 AM
he is fat, when the camera makes a near image of him you can see his tetas, JUAJUAJUAJUASSSSS :haha: :haha: :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:11 AM
We were blaming Easter...When David was off the circuit for almost two months we think he might have eaten way too many chocolate eggs. But see him much fitter now. And I'm not sure that tummy is fat...I don't think so ;)

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:11 AM
he is fat, when the camera makes a near image of him you can see his tetas, JUAJUAJUAJUASSSSS :haha: :haha: :haha:

:haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:12 AM
Willie, That's so not true!!! LOL! Are you sure you were watching David?

Tricky_Forehand
05-31-2004, 12:13 AM
Pretty, Hot, And Tempting.

;)

I don't know what it is about him but that's definitely true. ;) :drool:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:13 AM
he is fat, when the camera makes a near image of him you can see his tetas, JUAJUAJUAJUASSSSS

:haha:


I've always said Davheed's head's way smaller than his body... or is his body way bigger than his head? :lol:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:14 AM
I've always said Davheed's head's way smaller than his body... or is his body way bigger than his head? :lol:

:haha: :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:14 AM
Willie, That's so not true!!! LOL! Are you sure you were watching David?

Oh jazzy, YOU KNOW it's true :lol:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:16 AM
It's not true!!!!
I know it's not, but still this is a funny topic to discuss! LMAO!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:21 AM
:haha:


I've always said Davheed's head's way smaller than his body... or is his body way bigger than his head? :lol:

I think that his hair will shortly be bigger than his body too - what a caricature that would make! :)

PinkFeatherBoa
05-31-2004, 12:26 AM
I can't hold it in any longer, some of these threads tonight are just :haha:!

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:26 AM
It's not true!!!!
I know it's not, but still this is a funny topic to discuss! LMAO!

It is :nerner:


LMAO definetely jez!! He needs a hair cut... he looked better with short hair :rolleyes:

willie
05-31-2004, 12:32 AM
When you dont want to say somebody is fat in spanish we say he is rellenito, jazz, admit he is rellenito!!! :haha: , and the tetas(how is in english?) with a strict diet he could make them disapear.

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:32 AM
Ok, look at this pic and tell me where the fat is! LOL

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:33 AM
I think the term is chubby...

Sjengster
05-31-2004, 12:34 AM
Oh Fatty, oh Fatty Nalby, doo doo doo doo doo doo....

In body shape he's certainly not Michaelangelo's David, that's for sure.

willie
05-31-2004, 12:40 AM
I think the term is chubby...

he has more chubbys than kournikova, jajajajjajajajajajajaja :haha: :haha: :rolls:

wongqks
05-31-2004, 12:41 AM
LOL, keep this coming!! I just think he is a broad guy, and I think some little tummy doesn't mean fat. I mean some people have it no matter how thin and how much weight they lost. Oh well as long as he is winnign matches LOL

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:46 AM
Doesn't want his stomach to protrude too far - after all Dent has problems with changing direction - his stomach carrying the momentum forwards while he is trying to retreat...:)

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:46 AM
Willie, chubby means rellenito, not tetas...

willie
05-31-2004, 12:47 AM
ups i confused, so i change, he is more chubby than jennifer capriati, jejeje

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:50 AM
No, tetas' boobs or breast... boobs now lol

Chubby's rellenito :)

Sooooo... Nalbi's chubby and has bigger boobs than Kournikova :eek: lol

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:51 AM
awww poor JCap!

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:52 AM
Ok, Capriati is fat. I agree with that. But nothing to do with David, he's not fat. If he was fat he wouldn't be able to move on court, and that's not the case!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:53 AM
Ok, Capriati is fat. I agree with that. But nothing to do with David, he's not fat. If he was fat he wouldn't be able to move on court, and that's not the case!

He struggles to launch into his serve though doesn't he! ;)

Chloe le Bopper
05-31-2004, 12:53 AM
he is fat, when the camera makes a near image of him you can see his tetas, JUAJUAJUAJUASSSSS :haha: :haha: :haha:
*snort* :lol:

I was talking to somebody on msn when i saw this thread and I was like "why is Nalbandian called fat? Because he has BOOBS!" ... and then I read this post and snorted my drink out my nose. Well, not literally.

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:54 AM
JCap's fat and she can move on court ;)

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:55 AM
My mom just called him fat too. It's a conspiracy...Whatever, I like him this way too, I don't care! ;) LOL!

Sjengster
05-31-2004, 12:55 AM
He was before last year's summer hardcourt season, which he was so successful in precisely because he realised he was too large and lost some weight in a training regimen post-Wimbledon. Apparently he saw tapes from his loss to Henman and there's no doubt he was overweight, he had pulled a stomach muscle and even by his standards his serve was weak (which might explain why he lost it something like six times in a row during that match).

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:55 AM
:haha: Rebecca!

Well it's true ;)

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 12:55 AM
OMFG this thread :bigcry:

And jez once again you are correct.... Taylor Dent makes all the rest of the guys look fit as a fiddle ;) but really.... the obsession continues :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:57 AM
My mom just called him fat too.

:D Mrs. Jazzy!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:57 AM
OMFG this thread :bigcry:

And jez once again you are correct.... Taylor Dent makes all the rest of the guys look fit as a fiddle ;)

Ah Bunk you are back!! :) Yeah...i can always slip an American player in somewhere! :haha:

Chloe le Bopper
05-31-2004, 12:57 AM
Ok, look at this pic and tell me where the fat is! LOL
In the boobies!

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 12:57 AM
Ok, I agree. He was fatty back then...

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 12:58 AM
Taylor Dent's just :eek: :scared:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 12:59 AM
This post is getting better by the minute...keep it up! :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 01:00 AM
Ah Bunk you are back!! :) Yeah...i can always slip an American player in somewhere! :haha:

Well contrary to how it might seem, I don't live at the computer ;)

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:00 AM
:D Mrs. Jazzy!
LOL! They were showing that RG ad and my mom made that comment!
Whatever!!! I don't care!!! As long as he beats Marat tomorrow! ;)

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:01 AM
only BACK THEN Jazzy? :lol:

Sjengster
05-31-2004, 01:02 AM
When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought it was going to be "Why did people call David Nalbandian 'El Judio'", which is a much more curious question. He's not Jewish, is he?

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:02 AM
Yes, only back then! ;)

Chloe le Bopper
05-31-2004, 01:03 AM
Oh dear. I just said "boobies" on a messageboard. I think it's time to go like, read or something ;)

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:03 AM
When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought it was going to be "Why did people call David Nalbandian 'El Judio'", which is a much more curious question. He's not Jewish, is he?
I don't know what's his religion. But who calles him that?

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:04 AM
LOL! They were showing that RG ad and my mom made that comment!
Whatever!!! I don't care!!! As long as he beats Marat tomorrow!

You know you care, you know Davheed's chubby :lol:
And Davheeeed better not show his chubby ass like Marat :eek:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:06 AM
what about Andy's chubby ass???

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:06 AM
Yes, only back then!

Yah right... :lol:

Sjengster
05-31-2004, 01:07 AM
It's just that I once saw a list of Spanish nicknames for the Argentinian players, Coria being El Mago, Gaudio El Gato, Calleri El Gordo etc. and Nalbandian was apparently once nicknamed El Judio. I know his ancestry is Armenian, but that's a Christian country.

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:07 AM
LOL! Ok, this shows that I don't feel like studying and I would do anything not to study, but it's been enough! LOL

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 01:07 AM
what about Andy's chubby ass???

What about it? :drool:

:haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:08 AM
what about Andy's chubby ass???

LMAO well he can show it as many times he wants to.. i'll be okay with that :lick: :lol:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:08 AM
David nicksnames are: El Gringo, La Mula, El Rey, but I never heard El Judio...

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:08 AM
What about it? :drool:

:haha:

Ooh hey - spill!!! :haha: LMAO!!!

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:10 AM
LMAO well he can show it as many times he wants to.. i'll be okay with that :lick: :lol:
It'll be ok with David's too. I guess we're hopeless, we're fans...

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:11 AM
It'll be ok with David's too. I guess we're hopeless, we're fans...

:lol: yah i guess so.

But at least Andy has the guts to change his shirt during a match... I haven't seen Nalbi doing it lately :lol:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:12 AM
He did it against Koubek, he has the guts too!

Havok
05-31-2004, 01:13 AM
Fat. :scared::bolt:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:14 AM
He did it against Koubek, he has the guts too!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Chloe le Bopper
05-31-2004, 01:15 AM
Jazz girl - where will you be following the match tomorrow, and the other nalbandian fans? here or somewhere else?

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:17 AM
i love this thread :haha:
andy has a very nice ass :drool: :lol:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:18 AM
Our tradition is to follow it live through the MSN, most of the other girls can't watch it, so I comment the match or they follow through an internet site. You can join us if you want!

TennisLurker
05-31-2004, 01:19 AM
no one call him el judio as far as I know, maybe because of King David?
sometimes people do call him that.

it is true, after wimbeldon he saw some tapes and he thought he was looking quite fat, and he started to work harder on his fitness.

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:20 AM
Ohh i wished I could see it... CRAPPY SCHOOL :mad:

He did it against Koubek, he has the guts too!

oh uh.. well he was in like court 7... andy was in Central Court when he changed his shirt... HA! :lol:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:20 AM
no one call him el judio as far as I know, maybe because of King David?
sometimes people do call him that.

it is true, after wimbeldon he saw some tapes and he thought he was looking quite fat, and he started to work harder on his fitness.

Yep. I thought at the time that he was struggling with his take-off on serve. :)

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:21 AM
Ohh i wished I could see it... CRAPPY SCHOOL :mad:



oh uh.. well he was in like court 7... andy was in Central Court when he changed his shirt... HA! :lol:

:haha:

Chloe le Bopper
05-31-2004, 01:21 AM
Yeah, PM me about that. I think I'll try to get up for it tomorrow and want people to be bitter with ;)

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:21 AM
no one call him el judio as far as I know, maybe because of King David?


Davheed: King of the chubbys

TennisLurker
05-31-2004, 01:22 AM
He was before last year's summer hardcourt season, which he was so successful in precisely because he realised he was too large and lost some weight in a training regimen post-Wimbledon. Apparently he saw tapes from his loss to Henman and there's no doubt he was overweight, he had pulled a stomach muscle and even by his standards his serve was weak (which might explain why he lost it something like six times in a row during that match).

he broke henman like 5 times in a row too, the one to win his service game won that set.

men tennis on grass looked like women tennis on clay for a while in that match.

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:24 AM
Oh come on we're joking around here... don't ruin the fun!

wongqks
05-31-2004, 01:37 AM
LOL, this thread is really hilarious. I started off asking a genuine question, coz someone on msn keep calling him fat, and I always enjoy his five set matches, like those against El Aynaioui in US Open, and Malisse in Wimbledon and I always think that he must be really fit if he survive all these five setters. But now I just want to come here and see you guys joke ;) keep it going

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:39 AM
I need some food for thought, and so does Nalbandian. :)

willie
05-31-2004, 01:40 AM
i founded the perfect term, davis nalbandian is PLUMP. :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:42 AM
Oh come on he's fat :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:43 AM
oh be nice carito :lol:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:43 AM
LOL, this thread is really hilarious. I started off asking a genuine question, coz someone on msn keep calling him fat, and I always enjoy his five set matches, like those against El Aynaioui in US Open, and Malisse in Wimbledon and I always think that he must be really fit if he survive all these five setters. But now I just want to come here and see you guys joke ;) keep it going
I think it's nice to make fun of our favourite players without insulting each other ;)

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:43 AM
He grew his hair so that when he lets it down, no one can see the food stored in his cheeks :LAO:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:44 AM
Oh come on he's fat :lol:
Ok, he's as fat as Andy ;)

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:45 AM
He grew his hair so that when he lets it down, no one can see the food stored in his cheeks :LAO:
:haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:45 AM
Ok, he's as fat as Andy ;)
oh you did not just go there :lol:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:45 AM
I think it's nice to make fun of our favourite players without insulting each other

Definetely slut :)
j/k :lol: :hug:


..maybe he feeds his own hair :scared:

oh be nice carito :lol:

oh i can't mani, u know i cant :lol:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 01:46 AM
I think it's nice to make fun of our favourite players without insulting each other ;)

:yeah: I totally agree :)

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:47 AM
Ok, he's as fat as Andy

I already said it, they probably went together to have pizza and beer :rolleyes:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:49 AM
After all I ate today I shouldn't judge them...

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:49 AM
I already said it, they probably went together to have pizza and beer

obviously...:lol:

star
05-31-2004, 01:49 AM
Andy IS fat! Don't I tell you guys that at least twice a day???

:p

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:51 AM
Do you have any recent pic of Andy? I wanna see his fat!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:51 AM
Andy IS fat! Don't I tell you guys that at least twice a day???

:p

But instead of suffering David's misfortune where the fat has gone to his stomach and he feels too embarrassed to remove his shirt in public, the fat has gone to Andy's legs. :)

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:51 AM
oh we know he is star ;)...now if only we could all also go on a plane to brad's place and rip out all the junk food there..*sigh*

willie
05-31-2004, 01:52 AM
we can say that being fat dont change his wonderful way of playing tennis, the same guille coria, he is small as little me, jeje, but he plays great tennis.

star
05-31-2004, 01:54 AM
Do you have any recent pic of Andy? I wanna see his fat!

ohmygod. just go to the picture thread...... or... who knows... we never really stick to topics so they could be anywhere, but usually on the picture thread or on the RG thread. That's where they probably are.

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:54 AM
Ok, Coria needs to eat something, and don't make me start with Guga!!!! LOL!

willie
05-31-2004, 01:54 AM
if you saw the great movie austin powers i think little me was the name of evils little double.

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:55 AM
ohmygod. just go to the picture thread...... or... who knows... we never really stick to topics so they could be anywhere, but usually on the picture thread or on the RG thread. That's where they probably are.
Never visited Andy's forum, I'll go take a look...

heya
05-31-2004, 01:56 AM
----->Watch chunky Andy and David in the FAT ASS Slams!! YESSSS

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 01:56 AM
Never visited Andy's forum, I'll go take a look...
you should :) good place...lots of laughs and theories made by me lmao

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:57 AM
Andy's not fat... he's just bigger than he was before :lol: (deb said it)


No Andy, don't try to hide it :devil:

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/9674_RA_PacificLife_2.jpg

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 01:57 AM
No Willie it's Mini Me which is what my mom calls me :lol: This thread is hillarious!!! Dude, if David is fat, Taylor Dent is obese. And Guille is thin but Chela is malnutritient!!

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 01:58 AM
I never visited because I don't like Andy, but I'm having fun tonight ;)
What kind of theories do you have? Is it safe for me to go there? LOL

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:58 AM
Was that buzz cut designed to attract your attention away from his stomach and towards his face? You gotta admit, the hairstyle looks kinda odd for his head!

star
05-31-2004, 01:59 AM
Ok, Coria needs to eat something, and don't make me start with Guga!!!! LOL!

Oh my gosh. Coria is so beautifully muscled. You can't really see it until you see him practicing without a shirt. But he is absolutely lean.

And Guga... poor thing. He loses weight on the tour. But his legs are like trees. He's got marvelously developed calves. It's weird, but I think he looks thinner on TV than in person.

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 01:59 AM
good place...lots of laughs and theories made by me lmao

Let's not start over again with that Mani :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 01:59 AM
Taylor Dent is obese

uh well.....

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 01:59 AM
No Willie it's Mini Me which is what my mom calls me :lol: This thread is hillarious!!! Dude, if David is fat, Taylor Dent is obese. And Guille is thin but Chela is malnutritient!!

:haha: :haha: Then what is Ilie Nastase now?!!! :lol: :haha: :haha:

star
05-31-2004, 02:00 AM
a blimp!!!

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:00 AM
Andy's not fat... he's just bigger than he was before :lol: (deb said it)


No Andy, don't try to hide it :devil:

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/9674_RA_PacificLife_2.jpg
LOL! It's not that bad! I've seen worse! ;)

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:00 AM
uh well.....

awww mate...i cringe everytime i see that pic...:lol: :haha: :haha:

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 02:00 AM
OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

star
05-31-2004, 02:01 AM
To think that Nastase was once dashingly handsome. :sad:

wongqks
05-31-2004, 02:02 AM
LOL

On a side note...

Do you think fatty Dave can beat Safin tomorrow? :p

Also, I never look at picture of David Nalbandian, but I went to the player forum and the picture thread. Now I kinda agree :o

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:03 AM
LOL! It's not that bad! I've seen worse! ;)

worse than this? :eek: LOL

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/9673_RA_PacificLife_1.jpg

And this is why he looks like the above

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/9704_foundationcharity03_5.jpg

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 02:03 AM
Marat said he ain't gonna shave until he loses. C'MON NALLY!!!! SAVE US FROM SAM'S AWFUL FACIAL HAIR!!!!!!!!

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:04 AM
What kind of theories do you have? Is it safe for me to go there? LOL

lmfao! go into the andy's new girl?!?!? thread in there. lol go some pages back til you find a large post from me...i hope you like it :lol:
and carito you know you loved it! lol

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:04 AM
Nope Andy, you can't hide it :)

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/9673_RA_PacificLife_1.jpg

Jez, i think cutted his hair like that to annoy everyone.. he looked horrible! lol

What kind of theories do you have? Is it safe for me to go there? LOL

Oh we have all kinds of theories... from why did andy break up with mandy to why is andy going to brad's house this week :lol:

Yah it's safe... i guess :rolleyes:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:04 AM
Since you posted an Andy pic, I think It's only fair if I post this one(it was taken 2 months ago) here:
http://men.wtnworld.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13206

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:05 AM
worse than this? :eek: LOL

What's Andy thinking about there? A dodgy hamburger? :lol: :haha:

willie
05-31-2004, 02:05 AM
No Willie it's Mini Me which is what my mom calls me :lol: This thread is hillarious!!! Dude, if David is fat, Taylor Dent is obese. And Guille is thin but Chela is malnutritient!!

jaajjajajaja :haha:

Taylor Dent is a PIG, he is fat and his face is like of pig, specially his nose and faces he does when he is playing

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:06 AM
Since you posted an Andy pic, I think It's only fair if I post this one(it was taken 2 months ago) here:
http://men.wtnworld.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13206

OMG! LMFAO! :bolt:

and LOL jez, probably the pizza and beer he'd eaten right before the practice :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:06 AM
Yah it's safe... i guess
somewhat..lmao

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:06 AM
Marat said he ain't gonna shave until he loses. C'MON NALLY!!!! SAVE US FROM SAM'S AWFUL FACIAL HAIR!!!!!!!!
LOL!!! I don't know who can win tomorrow, but I really hope it's David, I'm sure he can do it!

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:06 AM
and carito you know you loved it! lol

I do?
Oh right i do :lol:

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 02:07 AM
OMG!!! David IS fat!!!!!!! :eek:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:07 AM
Since you posted an Andy pic, I think It's only fair if I post this one(it was taken 2 months ago) here:
http://men.wtnworld.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13206

What's David doing, spending the night on the park bench? Couldn't fit through the entrance door to his grand hotel? :lol: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:08 AM
:haha: i'm gonna cry from laughing!

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 02:08 AM
What's David doing, spending the night on the park bench? Couldn't fit through the entrance door to his grand hotel? :lol: :haha:

:haha: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:09 AM
That pic was taken two months ago, when he was injured and out of the circuit. I admit it, he was chubby back then, but he's fine now. Not as fit as he was in january, but he's ok. ;)

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 02:09 AM
:haha: i'm gonna cry from laughing!

:haha: Me too! I already did!!!!!!

star
05-31-2004, 02:09 AM
For non sensitive types. ;)

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:10 AM
jaajjajajaja :haha:

Taylor Dent is a PIG, he is fat and his face is like of pig, specially his nose and faces he does when he is playing

I think you're grovelling for an excuse to get at him! Get it? Cheap i know but irresistible! :Lol: :haha: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:10 AM
:haha: i am right now! lol

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:10 AM
:haha: Me too! I already did!!!!!!

I'm gonna wet myself! :haha: :haha:

Guille's Girl
05-31-2004, 02:11 AM
LMAO!! :haha:

willie
05-31-2004, 02:12 AM
jajajajajajaja :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: i cant stop

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:12 AM
What's Andy thinking about there? A dodgy hamburger?

:haha:

What's David doing, spending the night on the park bench? Couldn't fit through the entrance door to his grand hotel?

OMFG!! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:13 AM
:haha: :haha: neither can i here and we're talking on msn as well and star's cracking me up :haha:

heya
05-31-2004, 02:14 AM
O MY:spit: Don't cry for me Argentina. The truth is I'm just big bonedddd.

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:14 AM
mmmmmmmmmmm TOASTY!!!!!!

:haha: :bigcry:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:15 AM
mmmmmmmmmmm TOASTY!!!!!!
:bigcry: :bigcry: :spit: :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:15 AM
OMFG I NEED A BATHROOM PLEASE! :haha: :haha:

oops... too late.. LMAO WHO CARES :haha: :haha: :Bigcry:

That pic was taken two months ago, when he was injured and out of the circuit. I admit it, he was chubby back then, but he's fine now. Not as fit as he was in january, but he's ok.

CHUBBY? :haha:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:16 AM
I'd say they've been given a thorough grilling - wouldn't you?!! :lol: :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:16 AM
O MY Don't cry for me Argentina

Oh Argentina'd cry if it saw that pic :haha: :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:17 AM
Fine, he was kind of fat! LOL!
Just for the record, I said: WAS

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:17 AM
Oh Argentina'd cry if it saw that pic :haha: :haha:

I think most countries would...with sheer disbelief and laughter! :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:17 AM
Oh Argentina'd cry if it saw that pic :haha: :haha:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :sobbing:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:18 AM
I think Nalbandian's goose has been cooked! :lol: :haha:

star
05-31-2004, 02:18 AM
Fine, he was kind of fat! LOL!
Just for the record, I said: WAS

:lol:

It's ok. Andy still IS fat. :)

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:19 AM
:haha: :haha: omg i need to breathe!!!!! :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:19 AM
Fine, he was kind of fat! LOL!

KIND OF?! :haha:

I think most countries would...with sheer disbelief and laughter!

:bigcry: omg i'm crying!! :haha:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:20 AM
Christmas is coming...Nalbandian is getting fat! :lol: :haha: :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:20 AM
It's ok. Andy still IS fat.

True true true :lol:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:20 AM
:lol:

It's ok. Andy still IS fat. :)

:haha: that's exactly what I was thinking :haha:

and Jez OMFG your sig! :haha: :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:21 AM
Yeah well, I guess Andy took a break during RG...He'll be fitter for Wimbledon, I'm sure.
I really hope these players start working out soon, because Vilas will be right then: grass is for cows! ;)

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:21 AM
Christmas is coming...Nalbandian is getting fat!

He should start gettin prepared for that :haha: :haha:

willie
05-31-2004, 02:21 AM
I think Nalbandian's goose has been cooked! :lol: :haha:

we can do a really BIG barbacue with nalbandian, i mean really BIG!!!, JAJAJA :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:22 AM
Pretty, Hot, And Tempting.

;)

Ditto....

He's still kinda fat, though....

Big D, back away from the chocolates, pizzas, sodas, chips, and beer.... :eek: :eek:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:22 AM
we can do a really BIG barbacue with nalbandian, i mean really BIG!!!, JAJAJA :haha:

How would you like him? Sunny-side up?! :haha: :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:22 AM
Yeah well, I guess Andy took a break during RG...He'll be fitter for Wimbledon, I'm sure.
I really hope these players start working out soon, because Vilas will be right then: grass is for cows! ;)

Except that the pics of him looking fat that we posted are from March from IW :o:o

Did you know that this is what one of Andy's training sessions looks like?

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_3.gif

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:22 AM
Yeah well, I guess Andy took a break during RG...He'll be fitter for Wimbledon, I'm sure.

Oh girl i'm sure he'll come back even FATTER :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:23 AM
Sigma!!! It's so nice to have you here! LOL!

star
05-31-2004, 02:23 AM
I never visited because I don't like Andy, but I'm having fun tonight ;)
What kind of theories do you have? Is it safe for me to go there? LOL

We're pretty irreverent. We've got one Andy hater who comes to one thread and has fun, but we don't talk about Andy there much..... actually what do we talk about? Bananas and Andy's fat mainly. :lol:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:24 AM
LMFAO DEB!! :haha: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:24 AM
:haha: deb!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:24 AM
Except that the pics of him looking fat that we posted are from March from IW :o:o

Did you know that this is what one of Andy's training sessions looks like?

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_3.gif

:haha: That pic Bunk!! I have just fallen off my chair and that hurt too! :haha: Did Dent come for the scraps?! :haha:

So you like my sig then Bunk?! :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:24 AM
Except that the pics of him looking fat that we posted are from March from IW :o:o

Did you know that this is what one of Andy's training sessions looks like?

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_3.gif
LMAO!!!!!!

heya
05-31-2004, 02:24 AM
Barbecued Santa Claus Nalbandian :sing:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:25 AM
:haha: That pic Bunk!! I have just fallen off my chair and that hurt too! :haha: Did Dent come for the scraps?! :haha:

So you like my sig then Bunk?! :haha:


:haha: :haha: :eek: :eek:

star
05-31-2004, 02:25 AM
the only thing that gets you in trouble is if you say snide things or insult Andy. You know, it's like family. We get to say whatever we want but no one else can. :lol:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:25 AM
Okay let's make the players feel better :)

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/10050_04houston_merwin_7.jpg

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:25 AM
We're pretty irreverent. We've got one Andy hater who comes to one thread and has fun, but we don't talk about Andy there much..... actually what do we talk about? Bananas and Andy's fat mainly. :lol:

LMFAO OMG that is so true.... we're such a sad group LMFAO

and yay I made you all laugh lolol

Here's Brad, the Pizza ringleader

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_2.gif

My god I'm gonna wake my parents up!!!!!

star
05-31-2004, 02:26 AM
CAROTO!!!!!!! YOU DID NOT DO THAT!!!!

OH MY GOD!!! TAKE IT AWAY!!! NOW!!!!!!!

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:26 AM
Barbecued Santa Claus Nalbandian :sing:

omfg omfg omfg!! :haha: :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:26 AM
How would you like him? Sunny-side up?! :haha: :haha:

No, fried..... :o

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:26 AM
:haha: :haha: i love this place!!!!

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:26 AM
:haha: That pic Bunk!! I have just fallen off my chair and that hurt too! :haha: Did Dent come for the scraps?! :haha:

So you like my sig then Bunk?! :haha:

:haha: yea Dent is the one in the back on the right shoving it in extra fast :haha:

and yes, I love it :rolls:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:27 AM
OMG Brad!!!! Put a shirt on! For the love of God!!!! How old does he think he is? LOL!

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:27 AM
LMFAO OMG that is so true.... we're such a sad group LMFAO

and yay I made you all laugh lolol

Here's Brad, the Pizza ringleader

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_2.gif

My god I'm gonna wake my parents up!!!!!

Oh, now this is :haha: :haha:

willie
05-31-2004, 02:27 AM
With nalbys boops we can feed to all paris

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:27 AM
Yew, Brad, put that shirt back on.....

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:27 AM
My god I'm gonna wake my parents up!!!!! I've just had my university pal next door knock on my door and inquire as to what is going on in my room! :haha: :haha:

I've never had so much fun in a thread! It is so hilarious! :haha: :haha:

PinkFeatherBoa
05-31-2004, 02:27 AM
Did you know that this is what one of Andy's training sessions looks like?

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_3.gif

OMG, dies of laughter :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:28 AM
Thank god I was not at the practice in Houston where Brad had his shirt off..... I think I would've thrown up right in front of him!!!!!!!! :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:28 AM
How old does he think he is? LOL!
maybe he's michael jackson in gisguise...trying to get andy!

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:28 AM
OMFG I CAN'T STOP DEB I CAN'T I CAN'T! :haha: :haha:


Oh and stary.. i know you're excited, but my name's Carito :lol:

heya
05-31-2004, 02:28 AM
He served a pizza on the court, ate hamburgers & drank a keg of beer.
No wonder Andy cramped up!!

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:29 AM
Barbecued Santa Claus Nalbandian :sing:

Can you lead us in the first verse of "Eat It"?...

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:30 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:30 AM
Brad only looks half done - deserves a longer grilling. What say we add a little stuffing to Brad and plump him up a little? We could use Andy's fat or David's fat - after all they have enough of it already! :haha: :lol: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:30 AM
lmao!!!!

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:30 AM
OMFG I CAN'T STOP DEB I CAN'T I CAN'T! :haha: :haha:


Me either!

Help, it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:30 AM
Thank god I was not at the practice in Houston where Brad had his shirt off..... I think I would've thrown up right in front of him!!!!!!!! :haha:

Are you kidding? I would have thrown up on him.... :o

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:31 AM
Thank god I was not at the practice in Houston where Brad had his shirt off..... I think I would've thrown up right in front of him!!!!!!!!

OMFG I CAN IMAGINE THAT! :haha: :haha: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:31 AM
:lol:someone please help!

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:31 AM
OMFG I CAN IMAGINE THAT! :haha: :haha: :haha:

Plus his wife and kids where there, I'd hate to have had to do that in front of the young'uns :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:32 AM
omg my side hurts :lol:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:32 AM
OMG!!! I am having so much fun....Keep it coming, guys, keep it coming....

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:32 AM
Are you kidding? I would have thrown up on him.... :o

:haha: :haha: Brad causes a mass epidemic across the area - one person throwing up on him, causes another to throw up and then another nearby - the whole town is throwing up! :haha: :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:32 AM
Me either!

Help, it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG I need a bathroom again!! pleaseeee hurryyyyyyy

fuck too late!!

:haha: :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:33 AM
maybe he's michael jackson in gisguise...trying to get andy!

Perish the thought of that happening.... :o

star
05-31-2004, 02:33 AM
Yeah well, I guess Andy took a break during RG...He'll be fitter for Wimbledon, I'm sure.
I really hope these players start working out soon, because Vilas will be right then: grass is for cows! ;)

Cute! I almost missed it. :)

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:33 AM
Brad causes a mass epidemic across the area - one person throwing up on him, causes another to throw up and then another nearby - the whole town is throwing up!
:haha: i'd rep you over and over again but i already have and i can't anymore!!!

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:33 AM
What about Agassi without his shirt on?

PinkFeatherBoa
05-31-2004, 02:33 AM
Brad only looks half done - deserves a longer grilling. What say we add a little stuffing to Brad and plump him up a little? We could use Andy's fat or David's fat - after all they have enough of it already! :haha: :lol: :haha:

LOL, maybe he just needs seasoning. ;)


:haha: I should think again before reading this at 3.30am!

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:34 AM
OMFG I need a bathroom again!! pleaseeee hurryyyyyyy

fuck too late!!

:haha: :haha:

This is too much fun to be going to the toilet! Man i ws supposed to be in bed hours ago but this thread is too hilarious to go! It is 3:30am here! :haha: Nalbandian and Roddick would be tucking into a post-midnight snack while Dent prepares a post-midnight feast! :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:34 AM
What about Agassi without his shirt on?


Hand over the barf bag, please..... :eek: :eek:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:34 AM
lmfao!!!!! :haha:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:35 AM
Brad causes a mass epidemic across the area - one person throwing up on him, causes another to throw up and then another nearby - the whole town is throwing up!

Maybe that's why Andy had a stomach flu before his first RG match :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:35 AM
OMG I can't even imagine how much funner this would be at 3:30 am and yet I'm already crying and in pain from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:35 AM
This is too much fun to be going to the toilet! Man i ws supposed to be in bed hours ago but this thread is too hilarious to go! It is 3:30am here! :haha: Nalbandian and Roddick would be tucking into a post-midnight snack while Dent prepares a post-midnight feast! :haha:

What will they have, some graham crackers with melted marshmallows, and a pickle on top? :eek:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:35 AM
Hand over the barf bag, please..... :eek: :eek:

I don't need to see him shirtless to want to puke. :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:36 AM
I am in tears, but I can't laugh out loud, for fear of being committed....

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:36 AM
Maybe that's why Andy had a stomach flu before his first RG match :haha:

Dodgy burger that's all, or Dent's cooking! :haha: :haha:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:36 AM
lmao! if you go into one of the andy threads there is a pic of agassi shirtless :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:37 AM
:haha: :haha: Brad causes a mass epidemic across the area - one person throwing up on him, causes another to throw up and then another nearby - the whole town is throwing up! :haha: :haha:

A barfing chain reaction....just what the folks in Houston need...where is MattressMac when you need him?

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:37 AM
This is why Taylor missed most of the claycourt season, it was just supposedly an injury

http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_8_7.gif

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:37 AM
This is too much fun to be going to the toilet! Man i ws supposed to be in bed hours ago but this thread is too hilarious to go! It is 3:30am here! :haha: Nalbandian and Roddick would be tucking into a post-midnight snack while Dent prepares a post-midnight feast! :haha:
LMAO!!!!!!!! :haha:
Well, I should be studying right now! But that's not gonna happen, I have a lot of good grades already, I don't need another one, this is fun! ;)

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:37 AM
Dodgy burger that's all, or Dent's cooking! :haha: :haha:

Or trying to have a pie-eating contest with David and Brad.... :eek:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:38 AM
A barfing chain reaction....just what the folks in Houston need...where is MattressMac when you need him?

Well it was at his tennis club, so I'm sure he was around somewhere!!!!! :haha:

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:38 AM
This is why Taylor missed most of the claycourt season, it was just supposedly an injury

http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_8_7.gif

I have just lost all control of my bladder now!!! OMFG that pic is hilarious!! :haha: :haha:

PinkFeatherBoa
05-31-2004, 02:38 AM
lmao! if you go into one of the andy threads there is a pic of agassi shirtless :haha:

ooh er no thanks!!!;)

:haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:38 AM
This is why Taylor missed most of the claycourt season, it was just supposedly an injury

http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_8_7.gif

Oh, shit..... :haha: :haha: :eek: :eek:

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:38 AM
:bigcry:

Carito_90
05-31-2004, 02:39 AM
This is too much fun to be going to the toilet! Man i ws supposed to be in bed hours ago but this thread is too hilarious to go! It is 3:30am here! Nalbandian and Roddick would be tucking into a post-midnight snack while Dent prepares a post-midnight feast!

Nonono i really need it!! :haha:

I'd stay here all night long laughing you know :haha:



Okay you want more?!

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/10051_04houston_merwin_8.jpg
:DEVIL:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:39 AM
Well it was at his tennis club, so I'm sure he was around somewhere!!!!! :haha:

Trying to get Roger to wipe up the mess, no less. :o

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:39 AM
Well it was at his tennis club, so I'm sure he was around somewhere!!!!! :haha:

Mac was supplying all of his mattresses to Dent so that he can get his huge frame onto a bed! :haha: :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:40 AM
OMG he's reaching out to grab Brad's fat! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg when was this practice and how did I miss it!!!?!?

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:40 AM
Oh, Carito, I will need one more barf bag, please....

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:40 AM
omg carito!!!! warnings please WARNINGS WOMAN!!!!!! :haha:

jazz_girl
05-31-2004, 02:40 AM
This is why Taylor missed most of the claycourt season, it was just supposedly an injury

http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_8_7.gif
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
:haha: :haha:

sigmagirl91
05-31-2004, 02:40 AM
OMG he's reaching out to grab Brad's fat! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg when was this practice and how did I miss it!!!?!?

It was an intimate moment; no access for press people or the general public....sorry.... :o

Horatio Caine
05-31-2004, 02:41 AM
Nonono i really need it!! :haha:

I'd stay here all night long laughing you know :haha:



Okay you want more?!

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/gallery/10051_04houston_merwin_8.jpg
:DEVIL:


I think Brad needs to be plucked before we can think of roasting him! :haha: :haha:

PinkFeatherBoa
05-31-2004, 02:41 AM
OMFG!LOL:haha:

Deboogle!.
05-31-2004, 02:42 AM
I bet Brad was shirtless in their practice before the final.... NO WONDER Andy couldn't concentrate in that match!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andyroxmysox12191
05-31-2004, 02:42 AM
*wipes tear away* still...:lol:..laughing.......:lol: