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Who hates Andy Roddick and for what reasons?

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:20 PM
This is for the benefit of Bunk and Vass22!!! Who here hates Andy Roddick and why?

I have to stress that i don't hate Andy Roddick at all, but there again i wouldn't go so far as kissing his shoes either!

Carito_90
05-30-2004, 07:22 PM
:haha:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:23 PM
omg someone can't take a joke :)

I'll just give them all

~He's just a serve and sucks otherwise
~He can't play on clay
~He's an asshole who's not funny
~He cheats
~He gets lucky
~PMac and ESPN love him
~The USTA loves him and handed him the USO Trophy
~His fans are a cult and think he's perfect
~He's ugly

That should about cover it :)

Oh except for why I hate him right now. He is stupid and went back to the US after playing like an ass at RG instead of going right to London.

Vass
05-30-2004, 07:23 PM
Vass22 doesn't hate Roddick. I disliked him for his hype, but that's in decline...

Frooty_Bazooty
05-30-2004, 07:23 PM
this is officially the billionth i hate andy/why do you hate andy thread :bigclap:

cant we just make a "why do you hate andy?" forum???? :p

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:24 PM
Vass22 doesn't hate Roddick. I disliked him for his hype, but that's in decline...

OMG - i have seriously lost the will to live! You are really messing with my head!! Is that your intention?! :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:25 PM
Frooty, c'mon even I can tell this thread is a joke :) Let's keep it light-hearted, eh?

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:25 PM
omg someone can't take a joke :)

I'll just give them all

~He's just a serve and sucks otherwise
~He can't play on clay
~He's an asshole who's not funny
~He cheats
~He gets lucky
~PMac and ESPN love him
~The USTA loves him and handed him the USO Trophy
~His fans are a cult and think he's perfect
~He's ugly

That should about cover it :)

Oh except for why I hate him right now. He is stupid and went back to the US after playing like an ass at RG instead of going right to London.

I understand your humour perfectly Bunk! I thought i'd give you the chance to air your dislikes about Andy of which there are many! :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:27 PM
I understand your humour perfectly Bunk! I thought i'd give you the chance to air your dislikes about Andy of which there are many! :haha:

:) I try ;)

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:27 PM
Oh except for why I hate him right now. He is stupid and went back to the US after playing like an ass at RG instead of going right to London.

:haha: :haha: Can we put Ginepri in this thread? :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:29 PM
you are a little obsessed with disliking Robby aren't you ;) I don't like him or hate him, I'm rather indifferent actually.

Sjengster
05-30-2004, 07:29 PM
To me, true hatred of a player implies owning a darts board with their face on it, keeping a voodoo doll of them with assorted pins and potential stalking/harassment tactics in order to completely ruin their life. I save all that for the Raccoon, the Duck is generally harmless on this side of the pond; I just hope no-one is tempted to throw him breadcrumbs during the grass-court season.

buddyholly
05-30-2004, 07:30 PM
I hate Andy Roddick because he is a great player, is very rich, gets great chicks, is a US citizen and doesn't give a damn what lesser mortals think.

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:30 PM
To me, true hatred of a player implies owning a darts board with their face on it, keeping a voodoo doll of them with assorted pins and potential stalking/harassment tactics in order to completely ruin their life. I save all that for the Raccoon, the Duck is harmless on dry land.

:haha: What has the Racoon done to upset you? I never hear of anything bad from him, apart from his genuine ineptness at playing the game! :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:30 PM
:haha: this thread is great, jez, thanks! :)

Frooty_Bazooty
05-30-2004, 07:31 PM
Frooty, c'mon even I can tell this thread is a joke :) Let's keep it light-hearted, eh?

my post was meant light heartedly :angel:

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:32 PM
:haha: this thread is great, jez, thanks! :)

I never thought it would really take off to be honest! Cheers for provoking me to start it! I am so going to get slated later...queue GWH!! :haha:

Havok
05-30-2004, 07:35 PM
I hate him so much .:sad:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:36 PM
well that wasn't really my intent, but sure anything that's fun and not mean-spirited is a good addition to the board:)

Oh Naldo don't worry, the Cult will exorcise the Andy-hating demons from your soul!!!!!!!!!!!

star
05-30-2004, 07:37 PM
my post was meant light heartedly :angel:

I knew that! :hug: And I think you have an excellent idea. We should ask the administrators for one. The Andy fans could just stay out of it and then we wouldn't be annoying those who just want to revel in their duckaphobia. :)

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:38 PM
lol star, I think it's a wonderful idea as well. they can put it right next to the Q-worshipping forum :)

TheGrandstand
05-30-2004, 07:39 PM
The jackass can't admit defeat. It's always something. He fakes injuries. He complains to the line judges about calls that are clearly out. He complains that his opponent grunts too late. He complains that the chair umpire hits his microphone during his serve motion. Basically, if he is winning, it's all good. When he starts losing out come all the excuses. It's pathetic.

It doesn't help that ESPN, as was mentioned, is all over his jock. Here's hoping for an early Wimbledon exit. I can't stand the guy.

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:40 PM
you are a little obsessed with disliking Robby aren't you ;) I don't like him or hate him, I'm rather indifferent actually.

Nah - i don't dislike him at all. I dislike the fact that he is inept on clay and doesn't try to do anything about it. I don't know anything about him as a person so i am not in a position to judge him. :)

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:40 PM
The jackass can't admit defeat. It's always something. He fakes injuries. He complains to the line judges about calls that are clearly out. He complains that his opponent grunts too late. He complains that the chair umpire hits his microphone during his serve motion. Basically, if he is winning, it's all good. When he starts losing out come all the excuses. It's pathetic.

It doesn't help that ESPN, as was mentioned, is all over his jock. Here's hoping for an early Wimbledon exit. I can't stand the guy.

Thanks for ruining the thread. :o

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:41 PM
Nah - i don't dislike him at all. I dislike the fact that he is inept on clay and doesn't try to do anything about it. I don't know anything about him as a person so i am not in a position to judge him. :)

lol ok. I've seen him in person a few times and my problem is that he just has no personality. Nothing to draw you in to pay attention. I actually don't understand why he's inept on clay, with his game he should be able to scrap out matches.

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:41 PM
Oh Naldo don't worry, the Cult will exorcise the Andy-hating demons from your soul!!!!!!!!!!!

:haha:

Havok
05-30-2004, 07:42 PM
The jackass can't admit defeat. It's always something. He fakes injuries. He complains to the line judges about calls that are clearly out. He complains that his opponent grunts too late. He complains that the chair umpire hits his microphone during his serve motion. Basically, if he is winning, it's all good. When he starts losing out come all the excuses. It's pathetic.

It doesn't help that ESPN, as was mentioned, is all over his jock. Here's hoping for an early Wimbledon exit. I can't stand the guy.
:drive: Allez.

Chloe le Bopper
05-30-2004, 07:42 PM
Oh goody, it's "why do you hate Andy" time again! Is it my imagination, or does this always coincide with me period? I wonder why that is. Discuss!

Horatio Caine
05-30-2004, 07:43 PM
lol ok. I've seen him in person a few times and my problem is that he just has no personality. Nothing to draw you in to pay attention. I actually don't understand why he's inept on clay, with his game he should be able to scrap out matches.

The only thing i know about him is that he speaks in a monotone, and did so after probably the most impressive win of his career in a Davis Cup tie in February! How could he not act or speak with some sort of emotion!! I couldn't even speak in a monotone if i tried. I admire him for that anyway! :haha:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2004, 07:45 PM
The only thing i know about him is that he speaks in a monotone, and did so after probably the most impressive win of his career in a Davis Cup tie in February! How could he not act or speak with some sort of emotion!! I couldn't even speak in a monotone if i tried. I admire him for that anyway! :haha:

:haha: I know!! Actually I saw him just a couple weeks after that in Scottsdale and he showed a lot of emotion on stage and he saved match points and stuff to come back and win and then they interview him on court after and he's like "yea man that was great" LMFAO

Ballbuster
05-30-2004, 08:03 PM
I hate him cause he stole the US open from Nalbandian