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Britney Bombs Big Time at MTV Awards

celia
09-10-2007, 04:17 AM
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1178305679

And who the heck told this woman that her stomach is flat enough to wear a bikini? Bitch is seriously delusional. :spit: :lol:

I love the cutaways to the audience who were clearly not feeling her at all. :haha: :haha:

Allure
09-10-2007, 05:18 AM
It was so blah. Timbaland was right. :o

silverwhite
09-10-2007, 07:03 AM
This is what I call a comeback performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib25-o35tmg

Allure
09-10-2007, 07:04 AM
Chris Brown had the best performance. Everyone was standing up and trying to touch him at the end. :D

rosespower
09-10-2007, 07:27 AM
It was so empty.....no energy....no good image.....and those high heels seemed too painful for her.....just sad.....

celia
09-10-2007, 12:53 PM
Pretty harsh open letter from Perez Hilton:

http://perezhilton.com/?p=5263

celia
09-10-2007, 01:21 PM
Scroll down a bit...it's worth it :spit:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=britney_spears_giveme_10_big&title=Britney%20Spears%20Pictures

:haha: :spit:

Beforehand
09-10-2007, 01:24 PM
Somebody's management team needs fired. They did not need to hurry this, and to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if she was forced into this. Her hair was a wreck, she needs to lose a bit more weight, she didn't seem to be up to singing the song, and the dancing was sluggish.

The people who manage her had all of the time in the world, as her "First Performance!" would have engulfed any show they put it on, and they dropped the ball here. How they let Britney make a fool of herself in a place where no less than three of her previous performances are iconic, I will never know. Unacceptable.

celia
09-10-2007, 01:27 PM
AND HERE COME THE EXCUSES...

http://www.dlisted.com/files/bvmas1.jpg

Did I just wake up from a bad dream? No, I didn't. Britney Spears really did suck the life out of me last night. Hell, that whole 2 hours did! MTV has lost their mind. That entire show was a complete mess, a blur and a serious piece of trash. It looked like a frat party thrown by a bunch of old people.

Anyway, Britney fans are on damage control after her horrendous opening at last night's show. BreathHeavy , a Britney fansite, reports that she wanted to ditch her performance, because she overheard Sarah Silverman's opening monologue during rehearsals.

Sarah's monologue went down like this:

“It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”
“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!” Silverman trilled. “They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

Big fucking deal. Well, Britney didn't like Sarah making fun of her childrens and she flipped out.

MTV told Sarah to cut that from her act, but Sarah didn't. It still isn't really a reason. Sarah did her monologue AFTER Brit's trash can talent show, so if MTV told Britney that the joke was cut then why would she be bothered while performing?

The Palms Casino also reportedly axed Britney's planned magic crap with Criss Angel for insurance purposes. Britney was supposed to disappear and re-appear through several floating mirrors, but the Casino found it too risky. Probably because they saw what she was wearing and didn't want millions of pieces of broken glass everywhere!

No...no...nooo...Britney just wasn't ready for this. I honestly was hoping she would prove me wrong. Bitch didn't want to be there! She also looked under the influence of some shit, because she just wasn't there.

Also...whoever told her she looked good in that shit needs to be put on trial!

www.dlisted.com

Fergie
09-10-2007, 01:46 PM
AND HERE COME THE EXCUSES...

http://www.dlisted.com/files/bvmas1.jpgwww.dlisted.com
OMG :tape:

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 01:49 PM
the whole show was terrible, one of the worst I've seen from MTV.

Britney wasn't ready, she was nervous, the moves weren't there. actually she didn't even put much effort it into it, it seems. Very sad.

And Sarah Silverman .. disgusting. You don't make fun of someone's kid, you just don't. It's not even funny.

celia
09-10-2007, 01:55 PM
...And Sarah Silverman .. disgusting. You don't make fun of someone's kid, you just don't. It's not even funny.

Removed from context Sarah's jokes are indeed tasteless. However the context is an allegation that Britney herself screams at her kids and calls them "mistakes". That was in all the tabloids. Sarah simply worked this into her act.

Some more pix of the trainwreck:

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-vmas1.jpg
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-vmas5.jpg http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-vmas6.jpg http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-vmas7.jpg

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 02:19 PM
Removed from context Sarah's jokes are indeed tasteless. However the context is an allegation that Britney herself screams at her kids and calls them "mistakes". That was in all the tabloids. Sarah simply worked this into her act.

Making jokes of someone who is down, and far from what she once was, it's not funny, it's easy. And once again Sarah Silverman went for the easy joke, like she did to Paris Hilton before, and last night was all over kissing her ass, apologizing. Like she will to do Britney soon, because she knows that is not funny. And the croud showed it to her, by not even laughing.

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 02:20 PM
Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. :rolls:

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1569303&vid=174581

celia
09-10-2007, 02:25 PM
Making jokes of someone who is down, and far from what she once was, it's not funny, it's easy. And once again Sarah Silverman went for the easy joke, like she did to Paris Hilton before, and last night was all over kissing her ass, apologizing. Like she will to do Britney soon, because she knows that is not funny. And the croud showed it to her, by not even laughing.

Actually she was not apologizing to Paris. She was calling her a slut again in a backhanded way. It was very funny because she set her up so beautifully and had Paris all smiling and hopeful -- and then she called her a whore. It was cruelly funny.

I cant and won't defend Sarah. I understand why people don't like her. Her humor makes you laugh and cringe at the same time. She makes me laugh and she had the audience in stiches last night. But there are moments when her audience gasps in disbelief. And then they start laughing again. That is her brand of humor.

alex.2812
09-10-2007, 02:25 PM
may we see the video please ?

celia
09-10-2007, 02:26 PM
may we see the video please ?

Click the link in the very first post.

Naranoc
09-10-2007, 02:27 PM
The video has been removed.

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 02:30 PM
PerezHilton.com, is there. And all over the internet in fact.

celia
09-10-2007, 02:31 PM
Try this link:

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1177180018

You can also see the video at tmz.com and at mollygood.com

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 02:35 PM
Actually she was not apologizing to Paris. She was calling her a slut again in a backhanded way. It was very funny because she set her up so beautifully and had Paris all smiling and hopeful -- and then she called her a whore. It was cruelly funny.

I cant and won't defend Sarah. I understand why people don't like her. Her humor makes you laugh and cringe at the same time. She makes me laugh and she had the audience in stiches last night. But there are moments when her audience gasps in disbelief. And then they start laughing again. That is her brand of humor.

You know, in fact, in the Paris case she did apologize that very same night. X17 online had it taped, said she felt a bit embarassed by saying it. I'm sure if you go back a bit, you can find the video.

I used to find Sarah funny, but last night it wasn't funny. What she did with her lips, mmmm, not funny for me.

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 02:42 PM
OMG, I love Lainey. :spit:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Britney_Spears_completely_fails_at_MTV_VMAs_comeba ck.aspx

celia
09-10-2007, 02:47 PM
You know, in fact, in the Paris case she did apologize that very same night. X17 online had it taped, said she felt a bit embarassed by saying it. I'm sure if you go back a bit, you can find the video.

I used to find Sarah funny, but last night it wasn't funny. What she did with her lips, mmmm, not funny for me.

It's pretty clear that I was referring to the pretend apology she did last night. She basically set her up by pretending to apologize and then called her a whore again.

No the lip thing wasn't funny -- but that is Sarah. She either makes you cringe or laugh -- sometimes both. I didn't like the diarhhea joke either but it goes with the territory.

GlennMirnyi
09-10-2007, 02:53 PM
I caught that live. This isn't advised for people of weak nerves.

Bilbo
09-10-2007, 04:22 PM
crap performance but she was looking hot

justClaudia
09-10-2007, 04:37 PM
http://usmagazine.com/britney_spears_39

and this picture just cracked me up. :lol:

Byrd
09-10-2007, 10:25 PM
AND HERE COME THE EXCUSES...

http://www.dlisted.com/files/bvmas1.jpg



I'd still hit it.

MusicMyst
09-10-2007, 11:49 PM
I actually feel sorry for Britney, because she's such an easy, pathetic target. It makes me cringe seeing everyone pile on like that. And Sarah Silverman . . . she makes Ann Coulter sound like Mother Theresa. Michael Vick could have used her in his kennel.

NyGeL
09-11-2007, 12:18 AM
what a fatty, too much push-up xD

celia
09-11-2007, 01:48 AM
K-Fed's Loving This

KFed threw his sons a Birthday pool party on Sunday while Britney was busy humiliating herself in front of millions of people. JJ turns 1 on Wednesday and SPF turns 2 on Friday. Brit's parents, Lynne and Jamie, attended along with 20 other people. The party went down at KFed's SFV house.

KFed is loving how he's looking right now. Bitch probably kisses himself in the mirror, because he's managed to look like the sane one. You also know he recorded her VMA performance and is using that as Exhibit A for their custody battle.

Speaking of her VMA performance. A source said Brit was supposed to wear a corset, "Britney was supposed to wear a matching corset that she opted out of wearing at the last minute. She was just plain nervous because of all the hype and she's embarrassed."

Please, you know her shit busted that thing open.

Jokes aside, I pray homegirl stays home with her kids all week. It can't get any worse, but it probably will. Don't forget their Birthdays Brit!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/14947

*Viva Chile*
09-11-2007, 02:52 AM
gross :tape:

celia
09-11-2007, 03:42 AM
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/if-youre-looking-for-trouble.jpg

celia
09-11-2007, 03:45 AM
Britney caught without panties after VMAs

Oh lawd! When will her train crash!?

Not only did Britney Spears make a complete mockery of herself on the Video Music Awards, she was also caught once again without any underwear on!!

The very ‘hairless vagina’ that Sarah Silverman made fun of last night made it’s own special appearnace after the VMAs!

After the disappointing show and after Britney bawling her eyes out, Britney changed clothes and headed to the Bellagio Hotel. As she was getting out of the car she was photographed with no panties on…yet again.

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/09/10/britney-spears-caught-without-panties-after-vmas/

Allure
09-11-2007, 04:14 AM
She keeps making herself look worse and worse. :tape:

Scotso
09-11-2007, 05:23 AM
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-vmas1.jpg

Mmm, that guy is hot.

celia
09-11-2007, 01:34 PM
WHY BRITNEY COULDN'T HACK IT
September 11, 2007 -- Britney Spears has no one to blame but herself for her disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night. The lip-synching pop tart showed up for her big comeback late, unprepared and with a drink in her hand.

On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, "She didn't even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess."

To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn't go straight to rehearsals. "She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas," the spy said. "She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand."

When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn't remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.

"The dance number was spectacular - without her," said our spy at rehearsal. "When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn't going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn't do them."

Meanwhile, Spears was agitated because she didn't like the outfit MTV had selected for her. "MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn't think it was sexy enough."

Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she'd brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year.

MTV execs weren't the only ones worried about Spears' impending debacle. Another spy said, "The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried."

After Spears performed at the VMAs, she allegedly broke down in tears but then partied until 3 a.m. She changed outfits several times and again was photographed by paparazzi wearing no underwear.

A rep for Spears didn't return e-mails.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09112007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

alfonsojose
09-11-2007, 03:37 PM
VMAs, MTV, Britney, music industry ... they suck

Denaon
09-11-2007, 03:48 PM
big deal...she was on drugs and fat...at least she still eats...unlike some other american girls...:shrug:

guille&tati4life
09-11-2007, 03:52 PM
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=1178305679

And who the heck told this woman that her stomach is flat enough to wear a bikini? Bitch is seriously delusional. :spit: :lol:

I love the cutaways to the audience who were clearly not feeling her at all. :haha: :haha:

People who continuously criticise her are seriously retarded. Who the hell cares what some girl looks like? She's in the media getting criticised every day and it's totally wrong. Can't people report things that really matter instead of criticising a girl who's life is getting ruined in the media spot light.

guille&tati4life
09-11-2007, 03:54 PM
She hardly even looks fat :rolleyes: just fatter than we're used to seeing her.

Burrow
09-11-2007, 04:01 PM
I dont think she looks fat :shrug:

Byrd
09-11-2007, 04:36 PM
Why aren't all women like this?, would save me so much money on restaurants, gifts,etc...

I♥PsY@Mus!c
09-11-2007, 05:23 PM
She's fat,ugly and always wears without panties! :spit: I felt bad for her but now I wanna throw up when I see her pics or hear her news. :yawn:

kabooze
09-11-2007, 11:42 PM
:wazzup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Burrow
09-11-2007, 11:47 PM
This guy is a serious idiot. What an embarassement. :bigwave:

kabooze
09-12-2007, 12:18 AM
this queer is on cnn and mtv now lol

Burrow
09-12-2007, 12:36 AM
What a douche, he says he was really crying, but couldnt be, could he?

celia
09-12-2007, 04:07 AM
People who continuously criticise her are seriously retarded. Who the hell cares what some girl looks like? She's in the media getting criticised every day and it's totally wrong. Can't people report things that really matter instead of criticising a girl who's life is getting ruined in the media spot light.

If Shitney didn't want to be the center of attention, there are ways she could accomplish this goal. Like going out in public wearing panties for a start.

The truth is, that Shitney (and Paris, and Nicole, and Lindsay) are ALL addicted to the attention their antics generate.

Now here's a funny spoof on the Shitney debacle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrJ02yNxNo :spit:

gomeny
09-12-2007, 08:19 AM
If Shitney didn't want to be the center of attention, there are ways she could accomplish this goal. Like going out in public wearing panties for a start.

The truth is, that Shitney (and Paris, and Nicole, and Lindsay) are ALL addicted to the attention their antics generate.

Now here's a funny spoof on the Shitney debacle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrJ02yNxNo :spit:

Britney spears could've been the biggest pop-stars this decade.

VolandriFan
09-12-2007, 08:53 AM
Good publicity stunt Britney :yeah:

People don't realise this, but bad publicity is still publicity. Expect her new album to go straight to number 1 when it debuts.

guille&tati4life
09-12-2007, 03:40 PM
If Shitney didn't want to be the center of attention, there are ways she could accomplish this goal. Like going out in public wearing panties for a start.

The truth is, that Shitney (and Paris, and Nicole, and Lindsay) are ALL addicted to the attention their antics generate.

Now here's a funny spoof on the Shitney debacle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrJ02yNxNo :spit:

She can wear whatever the hell she likes. Whether some young woman decides to wear underwear shouldn't be printed. Also, the fact that she doesn't wear underwear once in a while tells people absolutely nothing other than that bare and pointless fact.

No, that's what people like to say the truth is when they fail to accept that lauging at bad things happening in a girl's life is pathetic.

I dare say some such celebrities do like the attention, i also know that some don't. To give people like Britney Spears the attention she gets (whether she wants it or not which in her case i believe is the latter) is wrong anyway. Whether she wears panties in public is as important a piece of information for the public as whether you wear panties in public. It's no-one's business but your own. And for the media to attack a girl for her weight, it just shows how twisted the world's media is.

Good publicity stunt Britney :yeah:

People don't realise this, but bad publicity is still publicity. Expect her new album to go straight to number 1 when it debuts.

I don't think being called fat across the world helps your career. I'm sure the album won't be a disaster, but there's more going on here than her career.

Also, the woman had a baby a year ago almost exactly. Why is she expected to be in perfect shape? :confused:

celia
09-13-2007, 03:38 AM
...Also, the woman had a baby a year ago almost exactly. Why is she expected to be in perfect shape? :confused:

Actually she had 2 babies in a bit over 2 years, which is why she probably regrets not wearing the corset that MTV picked out for her to wear. Had she done so, she would not have ended up all over the internet looking like a second-rate stripper.

Carlita
09-13-2007, 05:44 AM
Nelly :lol: :spit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhBgIXzVniw

Chloe le Bopper
09-13-2007, 07:45 AM
Britney is many things, but fat isn't one of them. Her performance was certainly terrible and she's far from fit enough to look good running around on stage in that outfit, but fat? Not even close. She's average, more or less. A little meat on her, poor muscle tone, but not terrible overall. She just became terrible when she decided to wear glittery underwear out and perform when she's clearly not in the shape to be doing so - physically or emtionally.

The truth is that Britney never had that much talent vocally, but she was a good performer. Take away her ability to perform and you get the distaster of the VMA's.

Will this end her career as a performer? It should, but probably won't.

celia
09-13-2007, 01:11 PM
Britney is many things, but fat isn't one of them. Her performance was certainly terrible and she's far from fit enough to look good running around on stage in that outfit, but fat? Not even close. She's average, more or less. A little meat on her, poor muscle tone, but not terrible overall. She just became terrible when she decided to wear glittery underwear out and perform when she's clearly not in the shape to be doing so - physically or emtionally.

The truth is that Britney never had that much talent vocally, but she was a good performer. Take away her ability to perform and you get the distaster of the VMA's.

Will this end her career as a performer? It should, but probably won't.

I agree. Had she worn a different outfit that hid the gut, no-one would have called her fat. But she certainly does not have the body to pull off the outfit she selected. The last two times she performed at the VMAs, she was a lot skinnier but even then she performed fully covered. She has put on some pounds since her performance with the python and should have dressed to suit her current body.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/britidol1.jpg

That said, I think that she will remain hugely popular, unfortunately for the wrong reasons. Timbaland says that she has become impossible to work with because she absolutely refuses to be told what to do or to take any kind of direction. Here's the latest from Perezhilton:

Remember those rumors of Britney working with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland?

Well, speaking with MTV News, Timbaland reveals that there is some truth behind the gossip! However, the mega producer says that Spears squashed any possibility of a collaboration due to her crappy attitude!

Of Britney working with him and Justin, Timbaland is saying that Spears has become big-headed and had dissed him and Justin. “It’ll never happen. Nah. It could’ve, but it won’t,” he says.

“She needs a story,” he added. “She has no comeback story. That’s the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we’d see headlines like,] ‘She went back to her ex and she’s making smashes.’ [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, ‘Screw you, screw you, I don’t need nobody.’ ”

What would it take for the Britney / Justin / Timabaland collaboration to happen????

“She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, ‘I’m sorry.’ She knows what she’s sorry about,” Timbaland said. “She needs to say, ‘I was wrong,’ and it’ll definitely move forward. … That’s all she has to say.”

Oh, shit. Some major dramz went down that we don’t know about y’all.

What happened?????

Say you’re sorry, Britney!!!!!!

belco
09-13-2007, 02:49 PM
Gotta watch this! The funniest clip (:confused:) on youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

edit: changed link

Burrow
09-13-2007, 03:24 PM
Link doesn't work for me.

adee-gee
09-13-2007, 03:36 PM
:spit: :haha: :help:

Is that a guy or a girl? :unsure:

belco
09-13-2007, 03:37 PM
updated the link :)

belco
09-13-2007, 03:37 PM
:spit: :haha: :help:

Is that a guy or a girl? :unsure:

girl guy without boobies :lol:

Burrow
09-13-2007, 03:39 PM
Its a male, a complete weirdo.

What a pathetic waste of space.

celia
09-14-2007, 12:22 AM
Spears popped anti-depressants before VMAs
(Thursday September 13, 2007 09:30 AM)

Britney Spears was fed anti-depressant drugs minutes prior to her lacklustre performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday after a heated row with a hair stylist.

The tormented pop star angrily disapproved of the chosen hairstyle for her comeback at the Las Vegas ceremony and flew into "blind panic", according to reports.

A doctor was dispatched to the Palms Casino resort to give the star prescription drugs.

A source tells The Sun, "Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down, but were clearly too effective.

"The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic.

"She knew she hadn't rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career - then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw.

"She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone - including her stylist."

http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/article.html?a=/13092007/364/spears-popped-anti-depressants-vmas.html&e=l_news_dm


More excuses?

Britney’s performance will next be blamed on:
-Global Warming
-The war in Iraq
-Bubble Gum
-Steroids
-The direction the wind was blowing

Leave your guesses in the comments.
(splashonline)

celia
09-14-2007, 01:16 AM
More humor :lol: This shit is the gift that keeps on giving. :spit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPqlrBoyRY

Richard_from_Cal
09-14-2007, 04:45 PM
Britney is many things, but fat isn't one of them. ...probably so. At least I read something like that in the editorial section of the paper, just a couple of days ago.

When searching "comebacks are hard" on youtube, I get this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsJk-pxrin4 :)