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I'm moving to Sealand, who's coming with me?

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 09:09 PM
Me and dijus from Poland are thinking of moving to Sealand a small Principality situated in south east of England. We will get the nationality as soon as possible and we'll play for the Davis Cup team there. We want our new country to be more populated so if you're tired of your current nationality feel free to join us. :D

This is our beautiful country

http://img.search.com/thumb/8/86/Map_of_Sealand_with_territorial_waters.png/250px-Map_of_Sealand_with_territorial_waters.png

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/sealand_sm.jpg

it's a bit small for the moment but we think of doing land reclamation like Singapore does. We think that the surface will be doubled in 20 years time

this is the official website of our country
http://www.sealandgov.org/
and this is the wikipage dedicated to us
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

These are Their Royal Highnesses Prince Roy and Princess Joan of Sealand :worship:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Sealand_prince.jpeg/180px-Sealand_prince.jpeg

this is our flag and we gently ask the administrators here to put it in the flags list
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/g/gb!slnd2.gif

as for Davis Cup matches, we will play them in water surface and we wont have rivals there.

We plan on invading England soon, another reason to join us :D

dijus
09-07-2007, 09:16 PM
great stuff, Genci :worship:

wtf Admins did, why we can't choose Sealand flag from the list :smash:

Sealand just rules, u gonna love this country, it's great place to live. We are going to challenge best teams in DC on home soil, which will be our biggest advantage, we just need some luck in draws :p Me and Genci wanted to make football team as well, but our country is too small for football pitch...

VAMOS SEALAND (the smallest country in da world) :rocker2:

adee-gee
09-07-2007, 09:18 PM
:lol: I read that as Scotland at first :tape:

Sealand looks nicer than Scotland though, good choice :yeah:

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 09:20 PM
:lol: I read that as Scotland at first :tape:

Sealand looks nicer than Scotland though, good choice :yeah:

did the last sentence convince you to move there with us? :p

dijus
09-07-2007, 09:21 PM
join us Adam, we need some more power in our DC team

GlennMirnyi
09-07-2007, 09:23 PM
I'm moving to play doubles in the DC team. :D

dijus
09-07-2007, 09:24 PM
I'm moving to play doubles in the DC team. :D

vamos Gu :rocker2:

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 09:25 PM
I'm moving to play doubles in the DC team. :D

water is a pretty fast court so we need S/V specialists
also being a swimmer helps

GlennMirnyi
09-07-2007, 09:26 PM
We gotta reclaim some land to make a tennis court there. Indoor if possible. :p

dijus
09-07-2007, 09:27 PM
We gotta reclaim some land to make a tennis court there. Indoor if possible. :p

indoor water court :eek:
what a fast surface it would be :eek:

damn, I'm claycourter :D

GlennMirnyi
09-07-2007, 09:29 PM
indoor water court :eek:
what a fast surface it would be :eek:

damn, I'm claycourter :D

:lol:

adee-gee
09-07-2007, 09:29 PM
did the last sentence convince you to move there with us? :p
Absolutely :rocker2:
join us Adam, we need some more power in our DC team
I'm in :armed:
I'm moving to play doubles in the DC team. :D
You won't pull out at the last minute like mister MTF? :awww: :hug:

GlennMirnyi
09-07-2007, 09:30 PM
You won't pull out at the last minute like mister MTF? :awww: :hug:

I've had my personal problems...

adee-gee
09-07-2007, 09:33 PM
I've had my personal problems...

Ok ok, I'll let you off :)

bokehlicious
09-07-2007, 09:33 PM
You won't pull out at the last minute like mister MTF? :awww: :hug:

Be happy about it, otherwise you wouldn't lead the contest :p

GlennMirnyi
09-07-2007, 09:36 PM
Be happy about it, otherwise you wouldn't lead the contest :p

:lol: :p

dijus
09-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Me and Gu just got one idea

The King Oscar doesn't play in Spain DC team anyway, what about inviting him to our team? :D

GlennMirnyi
09-07-2007, 09:40 PM
The king at the height of all his magnanimousity will definitely play for us.

cobalt60
09-07-2007, 10:11 PM
Too much testosterone for me right now. :wavey:

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 10:31 PM
Too much testosterone for me right now. :wavey:

3 candidates for Mr. MTF will be there
would you miss that? ;)

cobalt60
09-07-2007, 10:41 PM
3 candidates for Mr. MTF will be there
would you miss that? ;)

If I was a quarter century younger I would damn well swim to it;)

jeahhh!
09-07-2007, 11:32 PM
It looks so pretty there.:hearts:

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 11:52 PM
and it's free from traffic :eek:
no smog, no noise

although the country risked of being eradicated last year :sobbing:

http://lvb.net/media/sealand-fire.jpg

jeahhh!
09-07-2007, 11:58 PM
it just keeps sounding better and better.:inlove:
almost

FerrersLinda
09-08-2007, 12:07 AM
I'd like to move to Sealand. As Davis Cup is an all male happening, I won't be able to play, so could I make myself useful as your physio?:devil:

scarecrows
09-08-2007, 12:11 AM
I'd like to move to Sealand. As Davis Cup is an all male happening, I won't be able to play, so could I make myself useful as your physio?:devil:

absolutely, would be great

now we also need a photographer so our fans will not wonder where to find our pics :confused: :sad:

FerrersLinda
09-08-2007, 12:23 AM
absolutely, would be great

now we also need a photographer so our fans will not wonder where to find our pics :confused: :sad:

Cool:cool: , where do I catch a flight to Sealand?:confused:

What:eek: you have a pics too? I'm definitely becoming your physio now.:devil:

justClaudia
09-08-2007, 12:47 AM
Then if Pics is around, I wanna be there too. I'm afraid I don't have much to offer though besides praising Pics and Sealand all day.

:confused: :sad:

Snowwy
09-08-2007, 12:49 AM
You had me til I saw the flag :angel:

Louche
09-08-2007, 01:05 AM
Read the Gazette. It's Paradise.

http://www.sealandnews.com/

Become a Lord, Lady, Baron or Baroness.

http://www.redsave.com/products/Become-a-Lord,-Lady,-Baron-or-Baroness,,21

savesthedizzle
09-08-2007, 02:30 AM
This seems like an amazing opportunity :D

GlennMirnyi
09-08-2007, 04:15 AM
Pics will be there to play Davis Cup as soon as we face Spain, which should happen right after we beat Tanzania, Rhodesia and Nigeria in the 3rd division.

scarecrows
09-08-2007, 06:34 AM
good to see people are interested in becoming Sealanders

Marek.
09-08-2007, 06:55 AM
Count me in. It might be a little hard driving my Jeep there though.

dijus
09-08-2007, 08:34 AM
welcome on board, FerrersLinda :kiss:

MisterQ
09-08-2007, 01:04 PM
After reading about this, it looks like Sealand needs its own fire department. Can I be fire chief? Baron Fire Chief? We will throw an annual ham dinner for the community.

scarecrows
09-08-2007, 01:09 PM
After reading about this, it looks like Sealand needs its own fire department. Can I be fire chief? Baron Fire Chief? We will throw an annual ham dinner for the community.

your intelligence would be waisted in that job
straight to Minister of Public Affairs
but if you want the ham dinners, then fire chief it is :shrug:

MisterQ
09-08-2007, 01:24 PM
your intelligence would be waisted in that job
straight to Minister of Public Affairs
but if you want the ham dinners, then fire chief it is :shrug:

hmmm...

Maybe it'll be a volunteer fire dept. and I'll do diplomacy on the side. :lol:

Nathaliia
09-08-2007, 01:25 PM
You need a press attache. I'm in.

Nathaliia
09-08-2007, 01:25 PM
I could take the foreign affairs too, I'm good at it :tape: :tape:

cobalt60
09-08-2007, 01:44 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=1844605&pos

How about recruiting some folks from here? Seems it disbanded a long time ago;)

justClaudia
09-08-2007, 01:55 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=1844605&pos

How about recruiting some folks from here? Seems it disbanded a long time ago;)

oh, Fruitica! :rolls:

that's why I miss Esther and Nici around here so much.

cobalt60
09-08-2007, 02:09 PM
oh, Fruitica! :rolls:

that's why I miss Esther and Nici around here so much.

:haha: I just reread the whole thread. LMFAO. Those were the days;)
And on the note, off to kiss my kids ( hubs has already left for synagogue) and leave with my friends. Have a great week Claudia :hug:
BTW I think I will remain a landlubber for the time being :p Italy or bust:rolls:

GlennMirnyi
09-08-2007, 05:22 PM
After reading about this, it looks like Sealand needs its own fire department. Can I be fire chief? Baron Fire Chief? We will throw an annual ham dinner for the community.

Lord Palatine MisterQ to be Fire Chief. :p

scarecrows
09-11-2007, 08:57 PM
being a Sealander has never been better

Jim Jones
09-11-2007, 09:15 PM
Sealand is actually not a country. It is part of the UK.

Zirconek
09-11-2007, 09:23 PM
I'm moving to Pasargada :wavey:


Bandeira, Manuel (1930) Libertinagem


Pasargada

I’m leaving for Pasargada
There, I am the king’s friend
Have the woman I want
In the bed that I choose
I’m leaving for Pasargada

I am leaving because
Here I am not happy
Life there is adventure
And so very inconsequent, that
A queen of Spain, Joan the Mad
Becomes my relative, through
The daughter in law I never had

How I’ll do calisthenics
Cycle riding
Wild donkey taming
Climb greasy poles
Do some sea bathing!
When feeling tired
I’ll lie by the river bank
Send for a Siren
To retell the old tales
Those spun by Rose
When I was a child
I’m leaving for Pasargada

There, you have everything
Another civilization
With a safe-proof system
For the dangers of conception
Automatic phone booths
Alkaloids for the asking
Good looking harlots
With whom to romance

When, during the night
I am feeling sadder
Sad without hope
Wishing to kill myself
— There I am the king’s friend —
Have the woman I want
In the bed that I choose
I’m leaving for Pasargada




Translated by A. B. M. Cadaxa

page(s) 53-54



original (Portuguese):

Vou-me embora pra Pasárgada

Lá sou amigo do rei

Lá tenho a mulher que eu quero

Na cama que escolherei



Vou-me embora pra Pasárgada

Vou-me embora pra Pasárgada

Aqui eu não sou feliz

Lá a existência é uma aventura

De tal modo inconseqüente

Que Joana a Louca de Espanha

Rainha e falsa demente

Vem a ser contraparente

Da nora que nunca tive



E como farei ginástica

Andarei de bicicleta

Montarei em burro brabo

Subirei no pau-de-sebo

Tomarei banhos de mar!

E quando estiver cansado

Deito na beira do rio

Mando chamar a mãe-d'água

Pra me contar as histórias

Que no tempo de eu menino

Rosa vinha me contar

Vou-me embora pra Pasárgada



Em Pasárgada tem tudo

É outra civilização

Tem um processo seguro

De impedir a concepção

Tem telefone automático

Tem alcalóide à vontade

Tem prostitutas bonitas

Para a gente namorar



E quando eu estiver mais triste

Mas triste de não ter jeito

Quando de noite me der

Vontade de me matar

— Lá sou amigo do rei —

Terei a mulher que eu quero

Na cama que escolherei

Vou-me embora pra Pasárgada.

scarecrows
09-11-2007, 09:32 PM
Sealand is actually not a country. It is part of the UK.

we'll see :armed:

GlennMirnyi
09-12-2007, 12:43 AM
Sealand is actually not a country. It is part of the UK.

Don't ever come close our island if you fear your well-being. :p

shotgun
09-12-2007, 02:52 AM
Seborga >>>> Sealand

Alx
09-12-2007, 08:55 AM
If you plan to invade also France, tell me before :scared:

ryan23
09-13-2007, 12:57 AM
I look forward to your arrival in England guys :)

Heres some history for you http://www.sealandgov.org/history.html

dijus
09-16-2007, 08:02 PM
Sealand is actually not a country. It is part of the UK.

not true :armed:

BgStallion
09-27-2007, 08:22 AM
Ah - I wanted to join the Sealand DC team too :( Oh well - if anyone gets injured can I join the team? :p

Sunset of Age
09-27-2007, 02:47 PM
water is a pretty fast court so we need S/V specialists
also being a swimmer helps

:lol: Good stuff!!! :yeah:

PS Need a lawyer? I know a bit about Sea Law... :p

belco
09-27-2007, 03:50 PM
im coming to sealand... :)

scarecrows
09-27-2007, 06:19 PM
i still havent got reply from admins concerning the Sealnad flag being included in the list :mad:

belco
09-28-2007, 05:32 PM
i still havent got reply from admins concerning the Sealnad flag being included in the list :mad:

maybe if u told them its Sealand and not sealnad :p :p :p

scarecrows
09-28-2007, 06:16 PM
:o

they sure got it despite the typo

trixtah
09-28-2007, 10:34 PM
If you plan to invade also France, tell me before :scared:

so you can run? :p

scarecrows
05-20-2013, 09:52 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/notes-from-a-small-island-is-sealand-an-independent-micronation-or-an-illegal-fortress-8617991.html

Kat_YYZ
05-20-2013, 08:18 PM
this thread is adorable :awww:

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
05-21-2013, 02:12 PM
because OP is adorable.

Genci <3

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/mypixforum/tennis/xrp.jpg

Ilovetheblues_86
05-22-2013, 03:30 AM
You are adorable Naruto Girl. :)