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Me. HATERS WELCOME!

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Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 05:53 PM
Hey gang. I wanna become a pro, and I'm good. I'll post some pictures with a mixing board and some condenser microphones soon.

Do you think I have what it takes to become a professional Audio Engineer?

A.

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 05:54 PM
Bump!

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 05:54 PM
Vamos!

Can I be your first hater?

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 05:57 PM
Don't hate. Love
Hate is bad. Love is good.

Haters are welcome, but hated.
We hate haters. That makes us GOOD haters

VAMOS!!!

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 05:58 PM
Okay, I don't hate you. I loveeeeeeeee youuuu.

Vamos.

Jadranka
09-07-2007, 06:01 PM
Vamos Hrvat :devil: :kiss:

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:09 PM
You owe your fans a new video. :bowdown:

Adler
09-07-2007, 06:20 PM
Andretards? Guazzelitards? Guatards?

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:24 PM
Andretards? Guazzelitards? Guatards?

Andretards. :D

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:27 PM
You owe your fans a new video. :bowdown:
Soon, you will see.

Haters will go away

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:28 PM
Soon, you will see.

Haters will go away

And post some pics too. I want to see your big microphone. :D

Jadranka
09-07-2007, 06:31 PM
Andretards. :D

naaaah, Andrijatards :p

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:31 PM
The famous video! It's here!
It's an old video, but I have improved vastly!

You will see

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3fL1PUrC8JU

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:32 PM
The famous video! It's here!
It's an old video, but I have improved vastly!

You will see

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3fL1PUrC8JU

Lovely haircut. :hearts:

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:32 PM
B U M P.

Louche
09-07-2007, 06:36 PM
I want to see your big microphone.

Sometimes the biggest is not the best. Sometimes....:shrug:

I don't hate anyone - too much energy wasted, so I don't know if I belong here.

Good luck to thread starter.

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:36 PM
Lovely haircut. :hearts:
Thank you. I do my best.

JustJames
09-07-2007, 06:37 PM
A bit un-original but nice thread.. :yeah:

So when are you going to play your first Futures event? :D

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:38 PM
A bit un-original but nice thread.. :yeah:

So when are you going to play your first Futures event? :D
Audio Engineers don't play Future events. We record and mix albums.

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:39 PM
Sometimes the biggest is not the best. Sometimes....:shrug:

I don't hate anyone - too much energy wasted, so I don't know if I belong here.

Good luck to thread starter.

Big microphones are always better than small ones.

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:40 PM
Thank you. I do my best.

Keep it like it is but make sure that it doesn't grow too long.

JustJames
09-07-2007, 06:41 PM
Audio Engineers don't play Future events. We record and mix albums.

There's no equivalent? :eek:

Well.. do you have a national ranking? :D

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:43 PM
This is the one I'm using. I haven't won enough prize money to buy a better microphone. This one does the work. Sounds decently good, and it's not that expensive.

http://dorian.f-mercury.com.ar/co3.jpg

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:43 PM
There's no equivalent? :eek:

Well.. do you have a national ranking? :D
I'm #3 in my city. There are only 4 Engineers. I'm quickly gaining land, though


B U M P

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:44 PM
This is the one I'm using. I haven't won enough prize money to buy a better microphone. This one does the work. Sounds decently good, and it's not that expensive.

http://dorian.f-mercury.com.ar/co3.jpg

What a hot mic you have. And it's even called Samson. :D Fortunately it's not as hairy as Samson from the Sesame Street.

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 06:49 PM
What a hot mic you have. And it's even called Samson. :D Fortunately it's not as hairy as Samson from the Sesame Street.
It's 8 inches long and 2.36 inches wide. Didn't measure the circumference. Is it big enough for you?

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 06:50 PM
It's 8 inches long and 2.36 inches wide. Didn't measure the circumference. Is it big enough for you?

Oh yes, it's more than enough for me. :worship:

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 07:04 PM
Oh yes, it's more than enough for me. :worship:
Good. I also own a 12 tracks mixer, and an 8 track powered mixer. The latter one weighs probably 4 kg. Sounds good?

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 07:06 PM
Good. I also own a 12 tracks mixer, and an 8 track powered mixer. The latter one weighs probably 4 kg. Sounds good?

I want to see pics of them then I'll tell you if I like them or not.

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 07:12 PM
Fest your eyes with this, then! :D

http://dorian.f-mercury.com.ar/heropure.jpg

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 07:15 PM
Sexilicious. :drool: Can I touch it?

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 07:20 PM
Of course. As much as you want.
It's usually cold at first, but after you touch it, it may heat up a bit. But don't worry, it's normal :D

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 07:40 PM
Of course. As much as you want.
It's usually cold at first, but after you touch it, it may heat up a bit. But don't worry, it's normal :D

No problem. I know a special technique to make this device really hot.

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 07:45 PM
Does it require the use of the POWER ON button?

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 07:46 PM
Does it require the use of the POWER ON button?

I will turn it on and then I will keep it turned on until it gets really hot. Pretty simple, huh?

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 07:53 PM
I'm hater no.1 since Nikki doesnt want that role :wavey:

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 07:53 PM
Easier said than done :D

BgStallion
09-07-2007, 08:11 PM
Hmmm. It's gonna take alot of work to reach the size of the other me thread.

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 08:15 PM
and a lot of work to reach Xristo's talent too

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 08:31 PM
and a lot of work to reach Xristo's talent too
Yup. That's an unreachable goal. But I can still do my best :D

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 08:34 PM
Yup. That's an unreachable goal. But I can still do my best :D

since I'm hater no.1 i'll have to bitch about you now and then, always within ethical limits. I guess you got no problem with that?

Blue Heart24
09-07-2007, 08:46 PM
Faker.

I'm a hater :D Because you are copying Xristos.

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 08:50 PM
Faker.

I'm a hater :D Because you are copying Xristos.

welcome number 2

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 09:02 PM
since I'm hater no.1 i'll have to bitch about you now and then, always within ethical limits. I guess you got no problem with that?
Nope. Haters welcome. It's on the title :D

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 09:04 PM
Faker.

I'm a hater :D Because you are copying Xristos.
Great. Don't worry, Hrvat. Haters are welcome :) čuvaj se i doviđenja! :D

Jadranka
09-07-2007, 09:15 PM
Great. Don't worry, Hrvat. Haters are welcome :) čuvaj se i doviđenja! :D

:lol: :worship:

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 09:19 PM
:lol: :worship:
:D:D:D:D

Blue Heart24
09-07-2007, 09:20 PM
Great. Don't worry, Hrvat. Haters are welcome :) čuvaj se i doviđenja! :D

:lol: Trying to turn me in a fan? :p

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 09:24 PM
Not at all !! Haters welcome. Fans... heh, they're OK :p

Carlita
09-07-2007, 09:32 PM
:sobbing:

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 11:03 PM
Do I smell hate?

B U M P!

Yeah, these mixing pics are coming up pretty nicely

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 11:06 PM
any vids?

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 11:19 PM
Posted one already. It's in the first page.
I should upload new vids.

Soon

You will not be disappointed.

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 11:20 PM
video's of you mixing

I'm sure they suck but post them anyway

Andres Guazzelli
09-07-2007, 11:22 PM
I'll post pics

A new video soon

You will see...

Burrow
09-08-2007, 12:53 AM
This guy makes Xristos look super cool.

good_gambler
09-08-2007, 03:13 AM
OMFG! :haha:

Fee
09-08-2007, 05:20 AM
Hey gang. I wanna become a pro, and I'm good. I'll post some pictures with a mixing board and some condenser microphones soon.

Do you think I have what it takes to become a professional Audio Engineer?

A.

:inlove: :hearts: :inlove:







:haha:

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 08:06 AM
Videos, videos! I need videos for my collection. :drool:

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 01:28 PM
:inlove: :hearts: :inlove:

:haha:
I knew you were a fan, Fee, Good to know :)

Nikki: Videos this saturday.
Soon.

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 02:02 PM
Today is Saturday which means it's video day. :dance:

Nathaliia
09-08-2007, 02:30 PM
Andres, here you are! Just like I promised you have a new hater onboard :ras:

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 02:42 PM
Today is Saturday which means it's video day. :dance:
Technicisms.
But fair enough. By the end of the day, you'll have your video online.

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 02:43 PM
Andres, here you are! Just like I promised you have a new hater onboard :ras:
Good! We need good haters! :D

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 02:45 PM
Technicisms.
But fair enough. By the end of the day, you'll have your video online.

End of the day? That's still soooooo far away.

Nathaliia
09-08-2007, 02:49 PM
Who will make your vid?

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 02:57 PM
I have a friend. His name is Pepe.
He'll probably upload my video, like he did with the previous one I posted

VAMOS!!!

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 03:03 PM
Vamos Pepe. :rocker:

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 03:12 PM
Pepe rocks. He's a computer wiz

Bubba08
09-08-2007, 03:27 PM
I so want to be one of your haters.

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 03:28 PM
Good. Haters are welcome. We're casting GOOD haters now.

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 03:33 PM
B U M P

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 04:11 PM
So many peeps come in here and declare themselves as haters but instead of trolling around and spreading hate they don't say anything anymore after a few posts. :(

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 04:15 PM
Yeah. Crappy haters!
We need good haters here! If not, don't even bother posting!

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 04:24 PM
As promised. Pepe was fast this time. Kudos to him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsHu4y3syc

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 04:26 PM
:bowdown:

This video should make the haters shut up.

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 04:31 PM
It should.

VAMOSSSSSSSS!!!!

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 05:16 PM
I think I should post some pictures of me recording and mixing, and you can tell me if I'm good enough to be a pro Audio Engineer

These are from 2004, but I have vastly improved since then.

Believe me, or leave.

VAMOSSSS!!!

I'm good, no?

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 05:17 PM
VAMOS!!! You are really good. Everyone who says that you are not is just jealous.

Andres Guazzelli
09-08-2007, 05:26 PM
Nothing but jealousy. Nothing but envy. Nothing but HATE

Fee
09-09-2007, 03:56 AM
I knew you were a fan, Fee, Good to know :)

Nikki: Videos this saturday.
Soon.

Could you send me a PM begging for my advice, then bad rep me two days later? That really turns me on.

I'll put you in my signature anyway. :)

adee-gee
09-09-2007, 11:23 AM
As promised. Pepe was fast this time. Kudos to him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsHu4y3syc

You have scary hands :scared:

SloKid
09-09-2007, 12:14 PM
The video was average until the "BUMP" thing, that was kinda funny.

Andres Guazzelli
09-09-2007, 02:02 PM
The video was average until the "BUMP" thing, that was kinda funny.
HATER.

Nothing but envy.

Nikki♥
09-09-2007, 02:40 PM
Are you having fun with your new haters?

Burrow
09-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Some serious internet banging going on between love birds "nikki" and Andres Guazzelli here.

XRISTOS WANNABE!!!

VAMOOOOOS!!!

Nikki♥
09-09-2007, 05:05 PM
:spit:

Nikki♥
09-09-2007, 05:52 PM
I'm sorry to disappoint you but we aren't vbanging. You should be happy about that because MTF wouldn't be the same anymore if it was invaded by screaming, little Andrestards in 9 months.

Andres Guazzelli
09-09-2007, 08:27 PM
I want my own Andretard armyyyy!!! :D

Burrow
09-10-2007, 12:54 AM
You will never be the next Xristos, that guy is a legend, and a one of a kind.

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 07:22 AM
I want my own Andretard armyyyy!!! :D

:bolt:

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 07:24 AM
You will never be the next Xristos, that guy is a legend, and a one of a kind.

He doesn't want to be the next Xristos, he wants to surpass him in popularity and greatness. :worship:

Xristos
09-10-2007, 10:30 AM
He doesn't want to be the next Xristos, he wants to surpass him in popularity and greatness. :worship:

That wont happen.

Nathaliia
09-10-2007, 11:27 AM
Andres btw as much as I hate you, I need to ask you one thing, do you go out to pubs in Mar del Plata? We have a friend named Santiago who works in one of these pubs, maybe you met him :).

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 11:42 AM
That wont happen.

Time will tell.

Vamos!

Xristos
09-10-2007, 11:49 AM
^Why have you turned agianst me?

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 11:51 AM
^Why have you turned agianst me?

I haven't turned against you. I'm supporting you on your quest to become a pro tennis player and I'm supporting him on his quest to become a pro Audio Engineer.

Xristos
09-10-2007, 11:58 AM
Ok, fair enough.

Burrow
09-10-2007, 01:31 PM
He doesn't want to be the next Xristos, he wants to surpass him in popularity and greatness. :worship:

Ha. Like that is ever going to happen.

Burrow
09-10-2007, 01:31 PM
That wont happen.

:bowdown:

baghdatis
09-10-2007, 01:47 PM
Can't you go to a freekin' Audio Engineering forum to have a thread on yourself??

scarecrows
09-10-2007, 02:32 PM
Can't you go to a freekin' Audio Engineering forum to have a thread on yourself??

he's too dumb to understand the difference :D

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 02:36 PM
:hatoff:

belco
09-10-2007, 02:41 PM
As promised. Pepe was fast this time. Kudos to him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsHu4y3syc

BORING CLP...... until the BUMP :rolls: :haha:

Burrow
09-10-2007, 02:52 PM
Can't you go to a freekin' Audio Engineering forum to have a thread on yourself??

He is just a Xristos wannabee.

Nathaliia
09-10-2007, 03:42 PM
He spends too much time on MTF instead of practising, IMO.

good_gambler
09-10-2007, 06:44 PM
As promised. Pepe was fast this time. Kudos to him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsHu4y3syc

OMFG!! :haha:

You idiot. :spit: :haha:

Andres Guazzelli
09-10-2007, 07:26 PM
:bolt:
Don't worry, it's either with you, or anyone else. But the army is a reality. Deal with it, Nic ;)

Andres Guazzelli
09-10-2007, 07:27 PM
Can't you go to a freekin' Audio Engineering forum to have a thread on yourself??
Yes, I could.
But this is NON Tennis. And Audio Engineering ISN'T tennis ;)

Andres Guazzelli
09-10-2007, 07:34 PM
Andres btw as much as I hate you, I need to ask you one thing, do you go out to pubs in Mar del Plata? We have a friend named Santiago who works in one of these pubs, maybe you met him :).
What's his last name? I may know him.
I do go to these pubs, but there are a lot of them, so I may need a little more info.

Andres Guazzelli
09-10-2007, 07:35 PM
he's too dumb to understand the difference :D
I've been told, yes :)

Naide
09-10-2007, 08:02 PM
As promised. Pepe was fast this time. Kudos to him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLsHu4y3syc

:haha:

scarecrows
09-10-2007, 08:14 PM
that video sucks more than a sudden attack of hemorrhoids

Andres Guazzelli
09-10-2007, 11:48 PM
that video sucks more than a sudden attack of hemorrhoids
And how many of those did you have so far to know how much it sucks?

scarecrows
09-10-2007, 11:51 PM
none

but I'm a doctor and i know how it feels

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 04:06 AM
Do you KNOW how it feels, or you READED about it?
Come on... it's a natural, normal thing. Lots of people have them. Nothing to be ashamed of :)

Fee
09-11-2007, 05:23 AM
Bump.

The haters will only make him stronger and more determined.

Vamos.

Xristos
09-11-2007, 05:36 AM
Bump.

The haters will only make him stronger and more determined.

Vamos.

Shut up.

Marek.
09-11-2007, 06:00 AM
That video = The suck

I didn't even think the 'bump' part was funny.

baghdatis
09-11-2007, 07:34 AM
Yes, I could.
But this is NON Tennis. And Audio Engineering ISN'T tennis ;)

But Chris' thread on tennis is in NON tennis too!;)

good_gambler
09-11-2007, 07:36 AM
LMAO at how you wrote your letter 'g' in 'Regards'

:haha: :spit: :haha:

Nikki♥
09-11-2007, 08:35 AM
Don't worry, it's either with you, or anyone else. But the army is a reality. Deal with it, Nic ;)

The army will rule the MTF world. :rocker:

Nikki♥
09-11-2007, 08:37 AM
that video sucks more than a sudden attack of hemorrhoids

http://www.shopnatural.com/product/8253.jpg

Nikki♥
09-11-2007, 08:39 AM
What's his last name? I may know him.
I do go to these pubs, but there are a lot of them, so I may need a little more info.

Santchiagu is a really nice guy. He's as sweet and fluffy as the dog in my avatar. :awww:

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 02:49 PM
But Chris' thread on tennis is in NON tennis too!;)
Then, HIS thread is wrongly placed, not mine! :D

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 02:51 PM
LMAO at how you wrote your letter 'g' in 'Regards'

:haha: :spit: :haha:
LOL! Yeah, it came out a little weird, I admit it :p

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 02:53 PM
The army will rule the MTF world. :rocker:
In another news, the Andretards army is ruling the MTF world, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl...

I lika.... do.... da cha-cha...

Jadranka
09-11-2007, 03:48 PM
bog :wavey: :p

Nikki♥
09-11-2007, 04:22 PM
In another news, the Andretards army is ruling the MTF world, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl...

I lika.... do.... da cha-cha...

I wanna see a video of that.

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 04:47 PM
I wanna see a video of that.
Soon. Pepe is taking a while uploading it

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 04:47 PM
bog :wavey: :p
Bog, Jadro. Sta ima? :)

Nikki♥
09-11-2007, 04:56 PM
Soon. Pepe is taking a while uploading it

Does that mean that you already have a video of yourself dancing the Cha-Cha? :aplot:

Jadranka
09-11-2007, 05:06 PM
Bog, Jadro. Sta ima? :)

:wavey: Ma nista, kod tebe?

Edit: Rainbow in Vienna :p

Andres Guazzelli
09-11-2007, 11:08 PM
Does that mean that you already have a video of yourself dancing the Cha-Cha? :aplot:
Yup. Not only dancing it, but mixing it too. I recorded it, mixed it and then, danced it like a sissy girl. I lika do da cha-cha :D

scarecrows
09-11-2007, 11:57 PM
Then, HIS thread is wrongly placed, not mine! :D

he started his thread in GM but they moved it :mad:

Fee
09-12-2007, 12:32 AM
Andres,
Do you have a clothing contract? I need to know that you look good while you are mixing, it's the most important thing to consider.

Nikki♥
09-12-2007, 08:11 AM
Yup. Not only dancing it, but mixing it too. I recorded it, mixed it and then, danced it like a sissy girl. I lika do da cha-cha :D

:inlove:

Please post the video as soon as possible. I'm getting very impatient.

Andres Guazzelli
09-12-2007, 02:43 PM
he started his thread in GM but they moved it :mad:
They moved a tennis thread to a NON tennis subforum.
Mine is a NON tennis thread in a NON tennis subforum. I think my thread is perfectly fine here :)

Andres Guazzelli
09-12-2007, 02:45 PM
Andres,
Do you have a clothing contract? I need to know that you look good while you are mixing, it's the most important thing to consider.
Unfortunately, I don't. But that's OK, as I can switch from brands to brands.

I do love polos, though; so if any clothing company wanna sponsor me, make sure you have some nice black and dark-blue polos :)

Andres Guazzelli
09-12-2007, 02:47 PM
:inlove:

Please post the video as soon as possible. I'm getting very impatient.
Soon.

You will not be disappointed.

Sadly, I depend on Pepe to upload the videos. HE is my computer wiz.

Nikki♥
09-12-2007, 05:06 PM
Soon.

You will not be disappointed.

Sadly, I depend on Pepe to upload the videos. HE is my computer wiz.

Tell Pepe to hurry up. He can't be that slow.

Andres Guazzelli
09-12-2007, 05:49 PM
I can't do a thing. I don't know where he lives, I don't know his phone number.
He's just my computer wiz. That's all I know.

Nikki♥
09-12-2007, 07:14 PM
I can't do a thing. I don't know where he lives, I don't know his phone number.
He's just my computer wiz. That's all I know.

Damn. :sad:

scarecrows
09-12-2007, 07:14 PM
Peppe is even worse than Dave

Nikki♥
09-12-2007, 07:37 PM
Peppe is even worse than Dave

I second that.

Lee
09-13-2007, 01:56 AM
Peppe is even worse than Dave

I second that.

I third that.

Andres Guazzelli
09-13-2007, 01:44 PM
Yeah... but that's Pepe. What can we do about it? Nothing
Pepe is just the way he is.

The video will be up soon
You won't be disappointed

The haters will go away.

Nikki♥
09-13-2007, 03:27 PM
You should find another computer expert to upload your video. Pepe isn't exactly what I call reliable.

Burrow
09-13-2007, 04:30 PM
Why can't you upload them yourself :confused:

Andres Guazzelli
09-13-2007, 06:54 PM
Because he's the one filming them. It's his camera.

Fee
09-13-2007, 07:09 PM
I don't believe you. I'm not sure if I can support you anymore. I'll suport you if you can prove to me that you know how to count.

scarecrows
09-13-2007, 11:02 PM
Because he's the one filming them. It's his camera.

all lies

this guy is more fake than a rolex sold for 5$ in the streets of Istanbul

Burrow
09-14-2007, 12:09 AM
Because he's the one filming them. It's his camera.

You are trying to be funny?

slasherasher
09-14-2007, 12:39 AM
He is about as funny as starvation. By the way Andres, i've had a look at some of your photos of yourself. I was surprised at your appearance. For a 22 year old you look very much like you are about to hit 40. Does the walking stick not get in the way of your raquet alot?

Nikki♥
09-14-2007, 10:54 AM
:cool:

Andres Guazzelli
09-14-2007, 01:17 PM
He is about as funny as starvation. By the way Andres, i've had a look at some of your photos of yourself. I was surprised at your appearance. For a 22 year old you look very much like you are about to hit 40. Does the walking stick not get in the way of your raquet alot?
My wooden leg gets in the way way more than my walking stick. But thanks for noticing it :)

Nikki♥
09-15-2007, 09:36 AM
Wooden legs rock. What kind of wood is it?

good_gambler
09-15-2007, 10:44 AM
lmao.

Chipboard. :haha:

Can't get it wet. :haha:

Andres Guazzelli
09-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Sequoia. It's damn hard to break :)

Fee
09-16-2007, 10:29 PM
Sequoia? Damn, that's a real man's wood. :inlove:

slasherasher
09-16-2007, 10:48 PM
Sequoia. It's damn hard to break :)
Well 5 seconds in the ring with me, and it will be reduced to splinters mate. i also dont see how a wooden leg would "get in the way" of your racket. Sure, it would hinder your movement totally, but you would still be able to swing at the ball. Where as when you are holding your walking stick in the same hand, you find it pretty awkard i imagine? Is this Fee person a girl? or just a homosexual that dreams of sucking on your "man's wood"?

Fee
09-17-2007, 12:46 AM
No, I'm not a 'girl'. You can look at my public profile if you want the answer (handy things, those profiles).

Andres Guazzelli
09-17-2007, 01:49 PM
Well 5 seconds in the ring with me, and it will be reduced to splinters mate. i also dont see how a wooden leg would "get in the way" of your racket. Sure, it would hinder your movement totally, but you would still be able to swing at the ball. Where as when you are holding your walking stick in the same hand, you find it pretty awkard i imagine? Is this Fee person a girl? or just a homosexual that dreams of sucking on your "man's wood"?
Because wooden legs are hard to move, and hard to get out of the way, you see?

It's my right leg the one who's wooden. I have a pinpoint service stance. You do the math :D

cobalt60
09-17-2007, 02:24 PM
He is just a Xristos wannabee.

No, he is just a Xristos hata:p
Ah the need for attention;) Such a powerful emotion.

Burrow
09-17-2007, 05:03 PM
Because wooden legs are hard to move, and hard to get out of the way, you see?

It's my right leg the one who's wooden. I have a pinpoint service stance. You do the math :D

I dont have to move my right leg to get it out the way of the racket :confused:

Nikki♥
09-18-2007, 04:59 PM
B U M P.

Andres Guazzelli
09-20-2007, 10:32 PM
Thanks for the BUMP Nikki.
Still no video

scarecrows
09-20-2007, 10:43 PM
anti-bump

Andres Guazzelli
09-21-2007, 05:58 PM
You just bumped it :D

Naide
09-21-2007, 06:00 PM
Why everyone hates you?

Fee
09-22-2007, 08:04 PM
No one hates him, they are just jealous of his talent.

Nikki♥
09-24-2007, 11:07 AM
Why everyone hates you?

They hate him because his IQ is higher than theirs. :shrug:

Andres Guazzelli
09-24-2007, 02:34 PM
And also because I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl ...

Nikki♥
09-24-2007, 06:15 PM
And also because I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl ...

I still want to see that. :nerner:

scarecrows
09-24-2007, 07:10 PM
They hate him because his IQ is higher than theirs. :shrug:

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3990/142smilieoh9.gif http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/lostit%20(13).gif

Nikki♥
09-24-2007, 07:31 PM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3990/142smilieoh9.gif http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/lostit%20(13).gif

What?

scarecrows
09-24-2007, 07:34 PM
the first picture is me laughing at your post

the 2nd picture is me after just figuring out that the guy might really think it's the truth

Nikki♥
09-24-2007, 07:36 PM
the first picture is me laughing at your post

the 2nd picture is me after just figuring out that the guy might really think it's the truth

Thanks for the explanation. :p

Naide
09-24-2007, 07:38 PM
And also because I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl ...

:cool:

Fee
09-24-2007, 08:23 PM
Andres, do you have a myspace page or a website or something? Or are you too busy practicing your engineer stuff to be on the internet all day.

ReturnWinner
09-25-2007, 01:06 PM
He is not 22, he is 28 or 29. He told me that once lol

Nikki♥
09-25-2007, 01:32 PM
He told me once that he was 30 or 40something. I like that. :drool:

Andres Guazzelli
09-25-2007, 02:50 PM
Andres, do you have a myspace page or a website or something? Or are you too busy practicing your engineer stuff to be on the internet all day.
I have a website, but it's in spanish. It's not a myspace. It's the project studio website.

Andres Guazzelli
09-25-2007, 02:51 PM
He is not 22, he is 28 or 29. He told me that once lol
I'm 28.

Andres Guazzelli
09-25-2007, 02:52 PM
He told me once that he was 30 or 40something. I like that. :drool:
I'm 38.

Nikki♥
09-25-2007, 06:17 PM
And you like eating fat-free chips, right?

Andres Guazzelli
09-26-2007, 05:20 AM
Among other things, yes.

Nikki♥
09-27-2007, 08:04 AM
Do you watch lesbo porn while eating chips?

Andres Guazzelli
09-30-2007, 03:02 AM
Nope. Mostly sports ;)

Nikki♥
09-30-2007, 10:31 AM
Nope. Mostly sports ;)

How lame. :yawn:
Or is the sport that you are watching called 'bed gymnastics'?

Dimitra
09-30-2007, 12:07 PM
Anndrrress!!:wavey: :kiss:




now where's that cha-cha video?:(

Andres Guazzelli
10-02-2007, 02:46 PM
How lame. :yawn:
Or is the sport that you are watching called 'bed gymnastics'?
Nope. Sheer and plain basketball :)

Nikki♥
10-02-2007, 02:52 PM
Nope. Sheer and plain basketball :)

With really, really, really big balls? :drool:

Andres Guazzelli
10-04-2007, 02:40 PM
With really, really, really big balls? :drool:
No, that's bowling.

These are medium-big sized balls ;)

Burrow
10-04-2007, 03:16 PM
Basketballs are bigger than ten pin bowling balls surely?

Nikki♥
10-05-2007, 03:04 PM
Basketballs are definitely bigger than bowling balls. Not that I am a 'ball expert' but of that I am more than sure. :p

Andres Guazzelli
10-08-2007, 12:56 PM
Are they? Hmmm
Well, at least, bowling balls are heavier. What are you into? Diameter or overall size (weight) ? ;)

Nathaliia
10-08-2007, 01:50 PM
Hi Andres, I haven't got time lately to talk, but how is everything? Practising hard?

Andres Guazzelli
10-14-2007, 02:38 PM
Yup, Nathalia! Mixing hard and recording even harder!

VAMOS!!!

Andres Guazzelli
10-25-2007, 02:01 PM
BUMP!!!




:banana:

Nikki♥
10-25-2007, 02:49 PM
Vamos.

good_gambler
10-26-2007, 07:04 AM
Why did you pick professional audio engineer?

You couldn't have picked professional porn star or something?

Tell us how good you are, upload a few videos, try some new techniques.
Let MTF help you on your way to becoming a porn star.

:shrug:

Nikki♥
10-26-2007, 10:45 AM
I wanna see Andres in a porn movie. :D

scarecrows
10-26-2007, 11:03 AM
that event would kill the whole industry

Nikki♥
10-26-2007, 11:05 AM
His porn movie would be the #1 in the best-seller lists in no time.

scarecrows
10-26-2007, 12:16 PM
who buys porn nowadays?

it's all on the internet

Andres Guazzelli
10-26-2007, 01:05 PM
Maybe I could get some sponsors for my porn website. Maybe I could make some money out of it :D

Andres Guazzelli
10-26-2007, 01:08 PM
Why did you pick professional audio engineer?

You couldn't have picked professional porn star or something?

Tell us how good you are, upload a few videos, try some new techniques.
Let MTF help you on your way to becoming a porn star.

:shrug:
Because I have a freakishly small sexual organ. An inch, normally. Perhaps too inches if the wind is blowing in my direction! :D

scarecrows
10-26-2007, 01:09 PM
good, there's more and more interest for gay porn

Andres Guazzelli
10-26-2007, 01:11 PM
Why? Wanna participate in my gay porn movie? :D

scarecrows
10-26-2007, 01:13 PM
I'll pass like Nash

good_gambler
10-26-2007, 01:13 PM
Because I have a freakishly small sexual organ. An inch, normally. Perhaps too inches if the wind is blowing in my direction! :D

There is a cure for everything nowadays:
http://www.penispumpspenispumps.com/

:D

Andres Guazzelli
10-26-2007, 01:21 PM
I'll pass like Nash
Hahaha! Brilliant :D

scarecrows
10-26-2007, 01:23 PM
There is a cure for everything nowadays:
http://www.penispumpspenispumps.com/

:D

thank you :hug:

good_gambler
10-26-2007, 01:35 PM
I'll pass like Nash

:haha:

good_gambler
10-26-2007, 01:35 PM
thank you :hug:

Now you can 'shoot' like Nash too. :D




:tape:

Nikki♥
10-26-2007, 02:18 PM
who buys porn nowadays?

it's all on the internet

How do you know? Do you usually download porn off the internet and what are your sources? :aplot:

scarecrows
10-26-2007, 02:19 PM
How do you know? Do you usually download porn off the internet and what are your sources? :aplot:

yes

PM me if you are interested in a torrent site or a forum to download porn :wavey:

Nikki♥
10-26-2007, 02:19 PM
Because I have a freakishly small sexual organ. An inch, normally. Perhaps too inches if the wind is blowing in my direction! :D

:speakles:

Nikki♥
10-26-2007, 02:20 PM
I'll pass like Nash

Reading this has given me an idea.

I will pass on some hash and tell everyone on MTF what it takes to become a good drug trafficker. :dance:

Andres Guazzelli
10-30-2007, 01:18 PM
So? What are you waiting for!?

VAMOSSSSS!

Nikki♥
10-30-2007, 02:07 PM
I don't want to go to jail for selling drugs.

Andres Guazzelli
10-30-2007, 02:12 PM
You're not SELLING drugs, you're explaining people how to do it :D

Nikki♥
10-30-2007, 02:16 PM
I have to sell some drugs before I can tell others what the best drug-selling methods are.

Andres Guazzelli
10-30-2007, 02:26 PM
Ahh, you mean you've never done it before??

Nikki♥
10-30-2007, 02:28 PM
No. I have never done anything illegal. :angel:

Andres Guazzelli
10-30-2007, 04:02 PM
That's my girl :D

Nikki♥
11-02-2007, 05:28 PM
I sometimes download songs off the internet but that's not illegal because everyone does it.

Andres Guazzelli
12-26-2007, 12:08 PM
There are lots of murderers out there as well!
Like the old saying says: Eat shit, 40,000 flies can't be wrong! :D

Nikki♥
12-26-2007, 12:58 PM
OMG you're alive. :eek:

theMEESH
12-29-2007, 04:59 AM
OMG this had to be the funniest fucking thing i've read all day.

can i be your number one Andretard, leader of the Andrearmy that will one day take down the likes of timbaland (he's in the same category as you right?) so that you can rule the audio engineering world?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

World Domination! YES! woot.

Andres Guazzelli
01-17-2008, 05:20 PM
I'm glad I have another soldier, Michelle :)
By the way, Timbaland has nooothing on me! NOTHING! :D

VAMOSSSSSSSSSSS

Burrow
01-17-2008, 06:09 PM
I am taking it you have backed out of your match with King Xristos.

Nikki♥
01-17-2008, 06:10 PM
He will whoop X's booty. :D

scarecrows
01-17-2008, 06:48 PM
only if X asks him to do it

Nikki♥
01-17-2008, 06:50 PM
He will be begging him.

Andres Guazzelli
01-18-2008, 01:18 AM
I am taking it you have backed out of your match with King Xristos.
No way. I'm heading Aussieland in two weeks. Already asked him for his phone # to arrange a match :)

theMEESH
01-18-2008, 01:22 AM
i totally want courtside seats for that match.

vamos andres!

btw any new videos? i need a good laugh.

Fee
01-18-2008, 03:08 AM
No way. I'm heading Aussieland in two weeks. Already asked him for his phone # to arrange a match :)

Please post here the complete list of excuses he invents to avoid getting bitch slapped all over the court by you. :)

Burrow
01-18-2008, 05:21 PM
Are you kidding? Xristos is a future slam winner. He will have this guy on a string.

theMEESH
01-18-2008, 07:21 PM
another reason i like you andres: i don't think xristos likes me, simply because i questioned his credibilty. i was totally rooting for him in the beginning. i swear.

but now my allegiance is with you. :lol:

Fee
01-21-2008, 02:01 AM
Andreas, I don't have time to go through 'me' land. Are you and X going to play, or did he find an excuse to avoid you?

Andres Guazzelli
01-21-2008, 10:28 AM
He doesn't want to give me his phone #

Nikki♥
01-21-2008, 05:27 PM
He's afraid that you could send him a bomb through the telephone line.

Baghdatis72
01-21-2008, 05:40 PM
How did I ever miss this thread by Andres? :lol:

Let me start then:

You will never become a pro and you have no talent at all! *More flaming etc...* :lol:

Do you still post in TT btw? :p

scarecrows
01-21-2008, 06:04 PM
Andres is just an eriet

Andres Guazzelli
01-21-2008, 06:05 PM
How did I ever miss this thread by Andres? :lol:

Let me start then:

You will never become a pro and you have no talent at all! *More flaming etc...* :lol:

Do you still post in TT btw? :p
But of course!!!! :D

Baghdatis72
01-21-2008, 06:07 PM
But of course!!!! :D

I remeber the guy who always posted that Federer should get a racket with a larger head so that he avoids shanking :haha:

Are there still so many trolls posting there? :lol:

Andres Guazzelli
01-21-2008, 06:16 PM
Now more than ever, unfortunately.

Fee
01-21-2008, 06:22 PM
Oh man, TT is a strange, strange world. I swear the mods should force everyone under the age of 21 to put their age in their signatures, it's like pre-school over ther sometimes. I love how all of those 3.0 rec players post advice to Roddick and Federer about winning matches. Pure comedy.

No surprise at all that X is bailing on you, saw that one coming the day you told me you were going to visit Melbourne.