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Best & Worst Armpit Hair Awards

Perfection
08-23-2007, 03:55 AM
Best:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40760000/jpg/_40760790_blake_win.jpg
Before experiencing James' armpit hair, I was expecting more of a mini-puff balls type armpit hair, but to my surprise, his armpit hair is very smooth like a field of silk. Very nice.

Worst:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/gallery/tennis/usopen05/day10/ginepri.jpg
My my my.. if any armpit hair would be considered a weapon, it would for sure be Robby Ginepri's. Mini-syringes? Most definately.

Cast your vote!

BlakeorHenman
08-23-2007, 03:57 AM
i inappropriately enyoy this thread.

Kolya
08-23-2007, 04:35 AM
:haha:

Marek.
08-23-2007, 04:37 AM
Double-u tee eff?!?

LoveFifteen
08-23-2007, 04:37 AM
Dima Tursunov :hearts:




Nalbandian's pits :scared:

njnetswill
08-23-2007, 04:37 AM
:unsure:

Fee
08-23-2007, 04:39 AM
Could you please clarify for us exactly how you 'experienced' James Blake's armpit hair?

groundstroke
08-23-2007, 04:43 AM
Wtf?

Tennis Fool
08-23-2007, 04:48 AM
Ginepri--that's a blast from the past. What's his ranking these days?

Perfection
08-23-2007, 04:58 AM
Dima Tursunov :hearts:




Nalbandian's pits :scared:

Pics please. :wavey:

R.Federer
08-23-2007, 05:17 AM
World No. 1 in armpit hair :



ps. The stalkerazzi looking picture was not taken by me or anyone I know :scared:

R.Federer
08-23-2007, 05:19 AM
More ....

Rumour
08-23-2007, 05:27 AM
World No. 1 in armpit hair

More ....
Please say you're not actually taking this thread seriously :unsure: Because this is one contest I wouldn't mind Federer being completely absent from :tape:

Fee
08-23-2007, 06:03 AM
I'm still waiting to hear how the OP 'experienced' Blake's armpit hair. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Kristine_cy
08-23-2007, 06:39 AM
:spit:

wombat
08-23-2007, 07:44 AM
:haha:

Scotso
08-23-2007, 09:09 AM
I fail to see what makes Blake's hair better than Ginepri's. What criteria are you using to judge it?

You mentioned texture, but as rubbing people's armpit hair is not a hobby for me, I would probably base my rankings on how neat it is.

Hagar
08-23-2007, 12:05 PM
LOL@this thread

Forehander
08-23-2007, 03:01 PM
anyone have pete sampras's? he's possibly the most hairiest male tennis player i've ever seen. Should go on guiness book of record for it. Should make it Chest hair too other than armpit

Kitty de Sade
08-23-2007, 03:07 PM
Thank GOD somebody made a thread for armpit hair- now I can sleep soundly tonight.

Bless you- the natural order of things has once again been restored. :angel:

alfonsojose
08-23-2007, 03:28 PM
:drool: silky armpit :drool:

Sunset of Age
08-23-2007, 03:48 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: at this thread.

:drool: at Roger pics. :hearts:

cmurray
08-23-2007, 03:56 PM
I didn't know Roger had a little belly. Its very cute - like Robredo's chubby thighs and Roddick's love handles. :hearts:

Metis
08-23-2007, 04:09 PM
:spit:

Modernly Amused never fails to amuse. Although my all time favorite is the soulmate thread :lol::

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=99919




Before experiencing James' armpit hair, I was expecting more of a mini-puff balls type armpit hair, but to my surprise, his armpit hair is very smooth like a field of silk. Very nice.

My my my.. if any armpit hair would be considered a weapon, it would for sure be Robby Ginepri's. Mini-syringes? Most definately.

Cast your vote!

I'm sorry but I cannot vote without a proper closeup of the armpit. The photos you provided are useless and I am not going to take your word for it especially since you haven't answered Fee's question:

I'm still waiting to hear how the OP 'experienced' Blake's armpit hair. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Perfection
08-23-2007, 07:20 PM
Bacteria overgrowth, colon cleanses, and creative hair shavings. :shrug:

Fee
08-23-2007, 07:29 PM
What?

cmurray
08-23-2007, 07:29 PM
:spit:

Modernly Amused never fails to amuse. Although my all time favorite is the soulmate thread :lol::

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=99919




I'm sorry but I cannot vote without a proper closeup of the armpit. The photos you provided are useless and I am not going to take your word for it especially since you haven't answered Fee's question:

bwahahahaha. I forgot about that thread. "Guillermo Canas is my soul mate. I'm constantly calling my pillows Gaston". :haha: Beautiful.

Kitty de Sade
08-23-2007, 07:39 PM
bwahahahaha. I forgot about that thread. "Guillermo Canas is my soul mate. I'm constantly calling my pillows Gaston". :haha: Beautiful.

Muz, I hope you are not implying that there is anything wrong with calling your pillows, "Gaston." :awww:

It just seems so right and so incredibly normal to do so. :inlove: :lol:

Action Jackson
08-23-2007, 07:46 PM
Muz, I hope you are not implying that there is anything wrong with calling your pillows, "Gaston." :awww:

It just seems so right and so incredibly normal to do so. :inlove: :lol:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Kelli.

Classic thread this is.

cmurray
08-23-2007, 07:48 PM
Muz, I hope you are not implying that there is anything wrong with calling your pillows, "Gaston." :awww:

It just seems so right and so incredibly normal to do so. :inlove: :lol:

:haha: Of course there's nothing wrong with it - unless Willy Canas is you soulmate. Cuz that's just not fair to willy. :( ;)

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:07 PM
:haha: Of course there's nothing wrong with it - unless Willy Canas is you soulmate. Cuz that's just not fair to willy. :( ;)



Can you imagine having sex with your boyfriend while lying on top of Gaston and thinking of your soulmate Willy? Very complex situation there :help: :lol:.

cmurray
08-23-2007, 08:10 PM
Can you imagine having sex with your boyfriend while lying on top of Gaston and thinking of your soulmate Willy? Very complex situation there :help: :lol:.

Well....I can imagine the first two..... :angel:

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:17 PM
Well....I can imagine the first two..... :angel:

You hussy! I meant pillow Gaston :lol: :p .

Action Jackson
08-23-2007, 08:18 PM
I am surprised the OP hasn't started a thread about which player suffers from dickcheese.

Fee
08-23-2007, 08:19 PM
Yeah... thanks for that visual GWH... bleeeeeccchhh

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:21 PM
:unsure: don't give him more ideas....

cmurray
08-23-2007, 08:22 PM
You hussy! I meant pillow Gaston :lol: :p .

Well next time BE A LITTLE MORE CLEAR! You have me all worked up now..... :p

Johnny Groove
08-23-2007, 08:23 PM
A general LOL at this thread :lol:

Action Jackson
08-23-2007, 08:25 PM
:unsure: don't give him more ideas....

Come on, it's not like this drug taking fool OP wouldn't think of something like this. Or which player has the worst case of broken skin between their toes.

cmurray
08-23-2007, 08:25 PM
I am surprised the OP hasn't started a thread about which player suffers from dickcheese.

Ugh! GEORGE! er.. Andreas - whoever you are today....Not only is that vile (thanks for the visual, btw) but I wouldn't put it past him.

Johnny Groove
08-23-2007, 08:28 PM
Come on, it's not like this drug taking fool OP wouldn't think of something like this. Or which player has the worst case of broken skin between their toes.

WarriorRoger an expert on such cases

Action Jackson
08-23-2007, 08:29 PM
WarriorRoger an expert on such cases

He had have warts on his tongue though from bacteria build up.

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:32 PM
Well next time BE A LITTLE MORE CLEAR! You have me all worked up now..... :p

And what about me? I was ready to take an afternoon nap and now you've put ideas into my mind :mad:.

:rolls:


Come on, it's not like this drug taking fool OP wouldn't think of something like this. Or which player has the worst case of broken skin between their toes.

I'm sure he would think about all the ...delightful thread subjects you've mentioned. The problem is there is no photographic material to accompany such threads unlike the armpit hair. On second thought though I'm sure he could find other creative ways to convey the message :scared:.

Johnny Groove
08-23-2007, 08:34 PM
He had have warts on his tongue though from bacteria build up.

Isnt that a turn on? :o

Action Jackson
08-23-2007, 08:35 PM
I'm sure he would think about all the ...delightful thread subjects you've mentioned. The problem is there is no photographic material to accompany such threads unlike the armpit hair. On second thought though I'm sure he could find other creative ways to convey the message :scared:.

Well, he could get feta and dickcheese confused.

This is the latest product the players are taking and it hasn't been banned yet.

http://www.clybucca.com/finals/smegma.jpg

cmurray
08-23-2007, 08:36 PM
And what about me? I was ready to take an afternoon nap and now you've put ideas into my mind :mad:.

:rolls:



That's what I'm here for.....:angel:

Action Jackson
08-23-2007, 08:36 PM
Isnt that a turn on? :o

Warts on the tongue turn you on does it? Then again some might like that and others might like sweaty and salty armpits. Luckily I am not others.

Naranoc
08-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Good that this thread is now where it belongs :tape:

Modernly Amused will be seeded for the ACC, I hope.

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:46 PM
Well, he could get feta and dickcheese confused.

This is the latest product the players are taking and it hasn't been banned yet.

http://www.clybucca.com/finals/smegma.jpg

:tape: :tape: :tape: delicious! :bolt:


Good that this thread is now where it belongs :tape:

Modernly Amused will be seeded for the ACC, I hope.

:(

Naranoc
08-23-2007, 08:47 PM
:(

There is more than enough of her junk in GM as it is :o

Johnny Groove
08-23-2007, 08:49 PM
Warts on the tongue turn you on does it? Then again some might like that and others might like sweaty and salty armpits. Luckily I am not others.

Myself, no, i was referring to Warriorroger, who apparently loves fedwartfeet :lol:

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:54 PM
There is more than enough of her junk in GM as it is :o


Hmmm. I thought it was a 'he'...

Lee
08-23-2007, 08:57 PM
Thanks for whoever move this thread to NT. :sobbing:
































:haha: :rolls: :haha: :rolls:

Naranoc
08-23-2007, 08:57 PM
Hmmm. I thought it was a 'he'...

:unsure:

I'll send him/her a PM now asking :D

Metis
08-23-2007, 08:58 PM
Lee :hug:

Now you have to read it whether you like it or not :lol:.

Lee
08-23-2007, 08:59 PM
You're too nice, "whoever pretending to be GWH"!

Confess who you really are now!!!! :armed:

Naranoc
08-23-2007, 09:41 PM
You were right, Metis.

He replied saying he's a penis, apparently :unsure:

Lee
08-23-2007, 10:24 PM
You were right, Metis.

He replied saying he's a penis, apparently :unsure:

I hope he didn't send you any proof :scared:

Naranoc
08-23-2007, 10:27 PM
I hope he didn't send you any proof :scared:

Nah :devil:

cmurray
08-23-2007, 10:48 PM
Hmmm. I thought it was a 'he'...

Me too. Nice to know my instincts are still good.

Let's face it - no chick talks about armpits. It.just.isn't.done.

Speaking of the arseclown contest, when IS that?

Lee
08-23-2007, 10:49 PM
After DC

Naranoc
08-23-2007, 10:50 PM
Me too. Nice to know my instincts are still good.

Let's face it - no chick talks about armpits. It.just.isn't.done.

Speaking of the arseclown contest, when IS that?

I didn't think a guy would write "ooooooh Gaston" though :tape:

It'll take place just after DC, but there might be a thread in GM advertising it soon.

Bring it on :banana:

Richard_from_Cal
08-23-2007, 11:40 PM
Ginepri--that's a blast from the past. What's his ranking these days?66th.

Sixth in the U.S.A.

Louche
08-24-2007, 06:43 PM
This thread is a bit confusing to me. I understand "most" armpit hair - that's easy enough to see, but best is too subjective, isn't it? Texture, color, neatness, fragrance and especially those often-mentioned "intangibles" come into play, I think. :shrug:

Fee
08-24-2007, 07:23 PM
Louche, you crack me up. :)

Sunset of Age
08-26-2007, 12:30 AM
Here's the winner in this particular contest, IMHO - :drool: :drool: :drool::

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/CG_Brouwer/RafaelNadal/2007_RolandGarros_R7F_Rafa15.jpg

Now THAT's a pair of armpits I wouldn't mind sticking my nose in! :D :help: :tape: (:drool:)

And, oh please, no more talk about dick- and/or GOAT-cheese over here... please? me beggsses... it's disgusting!

Metis
08-26-2007, 01:53 AM
Now THAT's a pair of armpits I wouldn't mind sticking my nose in! :D :help: :tape: (:drool:)


:unsure: :bolt: maybe after a good shower...

... anyway, I wouldn't call that the best looking armpit hair I have ever seen...

Sunset of Age
08-26-2007, 02:26 AM
:unsure: :bolt: maybe after a good shower...

... anyway, I wouldn't call that the best looking armpit hair I have ever seen...

:lol: but well then again, I'm a ROMANTIC, eh? I'm one of those few people who think *sweetness* is a lot more attractive than so-called 'experience'... :angel:

And this little honey looks like being very sweet to me. Whatever his armpits smell or look likel... :angel:
I'm sure one R.F. agrees with me, here. :p :tape:

Perfection
08-26-2007, 07:33 AM
Yeah, they're good.

Fee
08-26-2007, 07:38 AM
And I still don't know what the heck it means to 'experience' James Blake's armpits. I hope I don't die wanting this answer...

Perfection
08-26-2007, 07:54 AM
And I still don't know what the heck it means to 'experience' James Blake's armpits. I hope I don't die wanting this answer...

The answer became clear to me after a 3-week life starvation detox.

Rid yourself of the necessities of the world. No food, no water, no communication, no computer, no TV, no talking, no moving... just you, in a room, for 21 days, then, my friend, you'll find the true experience.

Fee
08-26-2007, 06:07 PM
Okay. Where exactly does James Blake's arm pit hair enter into that scenario? And how did you 'experience' his arm pit hair?

This is like pulling teeth, from a rhinocerus.

Kitty de Sade
08-26-2007, 08:26 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Kelli.

Classic thread this is.

Lots of w's you used there. I'm not sure, but I'm sensing a bit of insincerity, and that I am being used as a comedic foil here.

:haha: Of course there's nothing wrong with it - unless Willy Canas is you soulmate. Cuz that's just not fair to willy. :( ;)

Good to know that you are okay with this Muz- I have named all my pillows, blankets, and various other linens "Gaston." :p

Can you imagine having sex with your boyfriend while lying on top of Gaston and thinking of your soulmate Willy? Very complex situation there :help: :lol:.

Leave it to you to come up with this wonderful hypothetical man sandwich, Metis. I'll be working out the logistics for the rest of the day. ;)

Well, he could get feta and dickcheese confused.

This is the latest product the players are taking and it hasn't been banned yet.

http://www.clybucca.com/finals/smegma.jpg

This is just so wrong on so many levels, I can't even deal....:tape:

Me too. Nice to know my instincts are still good.

Let's face it - no chick talks about armpits. It.just.isn't.done.

Agreed on that one. Armpits/feet- things like that, are the anti-chick moisturizers. Nothing will kill the mood quicker.

I don't judge though- if that stuff gets you humid somehow, more power too you. As long as I don't have to deal with it, tis all bueno. :hatoff:

Burrow
08-26-2007, 11:17 PM
:haha: :haha:

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 12:42 PM
I was excited to find this thread. But disappointed to not see more photos. Let me change that

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 12:44 PM
Another great shot

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 12:44 PM
The beautiful pit pics keep coming

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 12:45 PM
Not done yet

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 12:46 PM
A particularly nice shot

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 12:46 PM
Tsonga not my fave but is popular

JamieBlake
08-23-2013, 02:09 PM
:hysteric::sobbing:

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 06:38 PM
Here's the winner in this particular contest, IMHO - :drool: :drool: :drool::

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/CG_Brouwer/RafaelNadal/2007_RolandGarros_R7F_Rafa15.jpg

Now THAT's a pair of armpits I wouldn't mind sticking my nose in! :D :help: :tape: (:drool:)

And, oh please, no more talk about dick- and/or GOAT-cheese over here... please? me beggsses... it's disgusting!
Not a nadal fan but that photo is awesome

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 06:57 PM
Couple more to end the week

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 06:58 PM
Wimbledon champ and his pits

duke tennis
08-23-2013, 06:59 PM
Last one...for now...promise

duke tennis
08-24-2013, 04:46 PM
Harrison...yum

duke tennis
08-24-2013, 04:47 PM
Nice serve Stan

duke tennis
08-24-2013, 04:49 PM
Tim smyczek

duke tennis
09-03-2013, 11:25 AM
No hair here. I prefer the hairy pits but berdych is SMOOTH

motorhead
09-03-2013, 01:51 PM
this thread is weird and creepy

duke tennis
09-14-2013, 08:33 PM
this thread is weird and creepy
Come in man...don't judge. If its not to your liking there re plenty of other threads for you to enjoy. Peace

Mong Mong
10-15-2013, 01:08 AM
Dear LORD http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png I am horny!

duke tennis
10-15-2013, 06:17 PM
Dear LORD http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png I am horny!
Which photo is your fave buddy? Nice to find another like minded pit luvr

duke tennis
11-05-2013, 05:41 PM
Verdasco

duke tennis
11-05-2013, 05:42 PM
Tipsarevic

duke tennis
11-05-2013, 05:43 PM
Big Pete....all hairy... Woof

duke tennis
01-09-2014, 07:30 PM
Alex Bogomolov Jr with blond pits. Trying to energize this thread

duke tennis
01-09-2014, 07:33 PM
Tomic showing his pits

duke tennis
01-09-2014, 07:37 PM
Rafter and vintage pits

duke tennis
01-09-2014, 07:39 PM
Philippoussis showing a peak

Dmitry Verdasco
01-11-2014, 12:06 AM
Dear LORD http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ed2305b7.png I am horny!

:hysteric:

duke tennis
06-06-2014, 08:41 PM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/bf9563f520a3da05b1c0d12ebf971952/tumblr_n6n4xkyyTe1r85trdo2_1280.jpg

Stan might have lost early in Paris but those hairy sweaty pits are awesome

BlackeyeVuk
06-06-2014, 08:44 PM
Why do I have to poke my nose everywhere.[Pun intended] I can smell it through monitor...

But im cool. Nice thread. No homo for me tho.

MarkChan
06-06-2014, 08:45 PM
I like this thread.

duke tennis
06-19-2014, 08:30 PM
Wimbledon a #1 seeds shows his pits

duke tennis
06-19-2014, 08:36 PM
#2 seed rafa

duke tennis
06-19-2014, 08:36 PM
The defending champ

duke tennis
07-07-2014, 08:38 PM
#1 seed this week in Newport shows his seemingly un hairy smooth pit. Enjoy