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Maroon 5's Adam Levine talks about boinking Maria :eek:

celia
08-20-2007, 06:07 AM
OK, we all know that boys should not eva eva eva kiss and tella ella ella...

But he did.

MOSCOW (Context) - The former lover of tennis star Maria Sharapova, Maroon 5's frontman Adam Levine, revealed yesterday why he broke off their brief romance.

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

Maybe the real problem was the size of your NOSE Adam???? :mad:

SOURCE: http://www.exile.ru/2007-August-10/in_brief.html

Allure
08-20-2007, 06:36 AM
Maria dated him? :eek:

GlennMirnyi
08-20-2007, 06:38 AM
Never in doubt.

Nathaliia
08-20-2007, 07:06 AM
What an idiot. If he feels like sharing, he should keep a diary. I hate this kind of people, with no respect towards ex or current significant other.

Bad Religion
08-20-2007, 07:15 AM
What a gentleman :rolleyes:

bad gambler
08-20-2007, 07:52 AM
What a dickhead

Carlita
08-20-2007, 08:24 AM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: classy Adam...very classy.....

Action Jackson
08-20-2007, 08:28 AM
Not surprising.

Nikki♥
08-20-2007, 09:12 AM
Tsk, tsk. He should seriously cut Maria some slack. First of all, he is the man so he has to do all the work instead of complaining that she was just lying there doing nothing. Perhaps he was so bad that she just had the 'hopefully it will be over soon' thoughts in her head and didn't moan because of this.

What makes me laugh is the fact that she found his moaning rather disturbing and said that it would ruin her concentration. Through this experience she should finally know how her opponents feel when their concentration is being ruined by her constant shrieking. ;)

Anyway, he is a true gentleman to be spilling the beans on his relationship with Maria. I wonder how much they paid him for that. I doubt that his record sales are really that bad that he needs to sell stories about his private life to pay his bills.

Naide
08-20-2007, 10:04 AM
As if she ever dated him :lol:

Bilbo
08-20-2007, 10:26 AM
now he's sucking dicks or what? what a tool.

I♥PsY@Mus!c
08-20-2007, 11:19 AM
Is that true?
Anyway I don't like people telling what their gf/bf acted during sex in the public,esp to complain of it.

celia
08-20-2007, 11:04 PM
Now his publicist is retracting...

Playboy Adam Levine is denying he made these crass comments about having sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova.

The Maroon 5 singer’s publicist, Dvora Englefield, emailed PerezHilton.com and gave us this exclusive quote:

“I represent Maroon 5 and wanted to let you know that the quote on your site [from the Russian newspaper] isn’t true. Adam never said this, and they only met once at Maria’s birthday party in 2004.”

And there you have it. Or do we?

www.perezhilton.com

rocketassist
08-20-2007, 11:10 PM
The comments are just so ridiculous they're clearly untrue. Yuri would have had him lynched if so.

celia
08-20-2007, 11:18 PM
http://www.dlisted.com/files/marialevine1.jpg

MisterQ
08-20-2007, 11:18 PM
In this exclusive quote, Levine faces his demons:

"I was so high I did not recognize the fire burning in her eyes. The chaos that controlled my mind whispered goodbye and she got on a plane. Never to return again but always in my heart... I tried my best to feed her appetite, keep her coming every night --- so hard to keep her satisfied."

:bigcry:

Lee
08-20-2007, 11:24 PM
:rolls: Matt

GlennMirnyi
08-21-2007, 12:50 AM
Tsk, tsk. He should seriously cut Maria some slack. First of all, he is the man so he has to do all the work instead of complaining that she was just lying there doing nothing. Perhaps he was so bad that she just had the 'hopefully it will be over soon' thoughts in her head and didn't moan because of this.

What makes me laugh is the fact that she found his moaning rather disturbing and said that it would ruin her concentration. Through this experience she should finally know how her opponents feel when their concentration is being ruined by her constant shrieking. ;)

Anyway, he is a true gentleman to be spilling the beans on his relationship with Maria. I wonder how much they paid him for that. I doubt that his record sales are really that bad that he needs to sell stories about his private life to pay his bills.

:rolleyes: that's just ridiculous. If sex was A doing all the work then it would be external masturbation.

Never in doubt about her being bad in bed, her face has that all over it, but that guy's a jerk.

The Freak
08-21-2007, 02:37 AM
:lol:

celia
08-21-2007, 02:53 AM
In this exclusive quote, Levine faces his demons:

"I was so high I did not recognize the fire burning in her eyes. The chaos that controlled my mind whispered goodbye and she got on a plane. Never to return again but always in my heart... I tried my best to feed her appetite, keep her coming every night --- so hard to keep her satisfied."

:bigcry:

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Nikki♥
08-21-2007, 08:27 AM
:rolleyes: that's just ridiculous. If sex was A doing all the work then it would be external masturbation.


It always ends up sounding ridiculous when I'm trying to be funny.

:lol: @ external masturbation

JackPumpkinHead
08-21-2007, 04:49 PM
http://www.dose.ca/music/story.html?id=913913d6-b8af-42b2-8b96-c0cd67e6e05e&k=85471

Do you want to be a part of the next Maroon 5 video? No, you won't get to roll around in bed with scantily clad lead singer Adam Levine, as he's been known to do in nearly all the band's steamy clips, but you could have a photo of a loved one splashed up for pop-fans 'round the world to see.

The pop-funk band is soliciting photos of loved ones/things from fans for their forthcoming "Won't Go Home Without You" video.

"Friends, lovers, family, pets, musical instruments ... you name it. Whatever and whoever you love, we want to include footage of it in our video," says keyboardist Jessie Carmichael. "This is going to be a tribute to you and your life stories wherever they're happening around the world. Got any home video of us in concert? Send 'em in. Be creative, have fun, and spread the love."

Infamous playboy Levine has also been speaking out his love-spreading, recently boasting about bedding tennis superstar Maria Sharapova and complaining about her lack of enthusiasm.

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was," he says, the U.K. Sun reports. "I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
Classy. Did Levine ever stop to consider maybe it was his fault Sharapova wasn't being as vocal as desired?

Johnny Groove
08-21-2007, 04:51 PM
Paxil? :rolls:

Pova, what a bitch :rolleyes: Was Yuri in the room as well giving her tips on how to keep her concentration and not show emotion? :o :o :o

Kitty de Sade
08-21-2007, 04:53 PM
This was already posted in NT. Levine's publicist has retracted the statement.

Nathaliia
08-21-2007, 04:53 PM
This was already posted in the Non-Tennis section and Levine's agent said it was not true that they have ever dated.

Nathaliia
08-21-2007, 04:53 PM
This was already posted in NT. Levine's publicist has retracted the statement.
:lol:

Johnny Groove
08-21-2007, 04:55 PM
This was already posted in the Non-Tennis section and Levine's agent said it was not true that they have ever dated.

Who said anything about dating? :aplot:

Kitty de Sade
08-21-2007, 05:02 PM
This was already posted in the Non-Tennis section and Levine's agent said it was not true that they have ever dated.

Heehee...Nathii. :smooch:

Kitty de Sade
08-21-2007, 05:05 PM
Who said anything about dating? :aplot:

No one, mi amor. I'll tell you what though- if there is any grain of truth to it, no chick should be to quick to shack up with Levine. If he's at the ready with a score card and a pen, poised to grade his playmates on their skill level, or lack thereof....:eek:

That's way too much pressure, needing to perform like so much of a trained seal. Yikes.

Johnny Groove
08-21-2007, 05:06 PM
No one, mi amor. I'll tell you what though- if there is any grain of truth to it, no chick should be to quick to shack up with Levine. If he's at the ready with a score card and a pen, poised to grade his playmates on their skill level, or lack thereof....:eek:

That's way too much pressure, needing to perform like so much of a trained seal. Yikes.

Well, considering who its with, she should be used to pressure, no? :shrug:

Kitty de Sade
08-21-2007, 05:14 PM
Well, considering who its with, she should be used to pressure, no? :shrug:

We know nothing about what happens behind closed doors. People make assumptions all the time- doesn't mean that it's really the case, right? ;)

I'm just saying that if you are being put in a position where you risk being outed for being a dead lay, which may or may not be true in the first place, it's pretty mean spirited for your bedmate to plaster it all over the front page of the newpaper.

Regardless, hypothetically speaking, the fault would lie with Levine.

JackPumpkinHead
08-21-2007, 05:26 PM
sorry i didnt see the non tennis section. Its a good laugh though

Ma. Estefania
08-21-2007, 05:48 PM
Ewww...creepy pic.

I'm not a fan at all of Sharapova, but oh God, he is such a moron.

Magus13
08-21-2007, 05:57 PM
Maria, eat a bannana

Fee
08-21-2007, 06:01 PM
sorry i didnt see the non tennis section. Its a good laugh though

You've been a member here for almost a year and you didn't know there was a Non-tennis section? It's directly below the GM section on the front page of the forum.

JackPumpkinHead
08-21-2007, 06:20 PM
I mean i didnt go to the non tennis section first.

And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that

tangerine_dream
08-21-2007, 06:23 PM
And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that
Here's your sign. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=here%27s+your+sign)

Fee
08-21-2007, 06:25 PM
I mean i didnt go to the non tennis section first.

And this is like my 3rd name i have been here longer than that

Really? Identity crisis or lost passwords? What were your other screennames?

Henry Chinaski
08-21-2007, 06:29 PM
The Sun making shit up? Well I never.

SloKid
08-21-2007, 06:38 PM
Was Yuri in the room as well giving her tips on how to keep her concentration and not show emotion? :o :o :o
He was there showing her what to do with a banana. :o

JackPumpkinHead
08-21-2007, 06:48 PM
I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek

cmurray
08-21-2007, 07:58 PM
First of all, LOVE Bill Engvall, Tangy. :lol:

KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread. ;)

Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.

scoobs
08-21-2007, 08:32 PM
Regardless of whether she's the best lay anyone could ever have or she lies there as animated as a blow-up dolly, it's *real* classy for someone to fuck and tell (assuming he did - there's retractions and yada yada and it may all be utter bollocks).

And I agree - I would not be advertising the fact that I couldn't get a reaction out of a woman. Men might be going "dude she's bad in the sack" but women are waggling their little fingers knowingly, and assuming he thinks the G spot is a new nightclub.

lina_seta
08-21-2007, 08:34 PM
I would have looked but I unfortunately have to troll at work and dont have time to look through every thread before i post.

One name I goofed and misspelled. Another was a password. Now here i am. I wish i posted more but at work we have months at a time when the executives get strict and shut off browsing. To those that dont know My name is Derek

oh... i think i remember a Derek in MTF

Kitty de Sade
08-22-2007, 12:34 AM
KT, I KNEW you would post in this thread. ;)

You knew I wouldn't let you down, Muz. :p You were the topic of convo between me and my Mommy earlier today, btw. You are the smartest of the smart- I promise to listen to everything you say from now on. :)

You gauge people like no other. I only wish I had heeded your warning, prior. :angel: :kiss:

Perhaps the question Mr. Levine should ask himself is WHY she was just laying there. Maybe his equipment is sub-standard. All I know is that if I were a man, you better believe I wouldn't be touting the fact that I can't get a response from my women. Just saying.

I love this response above. It's like a page taken right out of Macbeth. :lol:

+alonso
08-22-2007, 02:07 AM
I kind of feel sorry for Maria! :hug:

What a moron this guy is! :rolleyes: Seems like He's able to do everything just to sell it to the gossip press

Loremaster
08-23-2007, 07:40 PM
I don't care about Maria she isn't pretty at all, everyday I see about 30+ girls better looking than her in my city , but that moron is stupid , he isn't able to be good in bed and he is talking about it to press ?? And the music he produces is as pathetic as his bed skills I see.

Fee
08-23-2007, 07:43 PM
This story has been refuted by Levine and this thread should be removed (or at least have the title changed). It's absolute BS.

MisterQ
08-24-2007, 01:09 AM
Like a modern-day Beethoven, Levine recently revealed that he was unable to hear Maria's cries because their previous night together had left him deaf.

celia
08-24-2007, 03:34 AM
Like a modern-day Beethoven, Levine recently revealed that he was unable to hear Maria's cries because their previous night together had left him deaf.

You are so funny!!!!!! :spit: