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The HHOOOORRRRR I'm so f*****d thread

RonE
07-18-2007, 11:24 AM
Have you ever felt really exhausted? Or so bad physically that you just sat down like a heap of potatoes on the couch and couldn't move?

I feel this way now after having too much for lunch. I just sat down next to my computer at work thinking to myself "hhhoooorrr, I'm ssoooooooo fucked!"

Feel free to share similair experiences :)

adee-gee
07-18-2007, 11:33 AM
Yes :lol:

Usually after I've just been to an all you can eat Chinese :hearts:

Or if I've just been swimming, it absolutely kills my muscles. I usually spend then rest of the day on the sofa :help:

RonE
07-18-2007, 12:07 PM
Yes :lol:

Usually after I've just been to an all you can eat Chinese :hearts:


Normally I would be salivating uncontrollably all over the keyboard at the prospect of all you can eat Chinese however I feel so fucked right now food is the last thing on my mind.

cobalt60
07-18-2007, 12:15 PM
:lol: Try being a medical intern working in stressful conditions on a couple of hours sleep. Now that's f@cked. Fortunately slave labor laws have changed;)

RonE
07-18-2007, 12:23 PM
Thanks for your input Sue ;)

By the way, isn't it a strange coincidence that so far all the participants in a moaning thread about how f*cked you feel all just happen to be Jewish? :p

cobalt60
07-18-2007, 12:24 PM
Yes :lol:

Usually after I've just been to an all you can eat Chinese :hearts:

Or if I've just been swimming, it absolutely kills my muscles. I usually spend then rest of the day on the sofa :help:

:rolls: at your avatar.

cobalt60
07-18-2007, 12:25 PM
Thanks for your input Sue ;)

By the way, isn't it a strange coincidence that so far all the participants in a moaning thread about how f*cked you feel all just happen to be Jewish? :p

Ues I noticed :lol: We are such kvetchers;)

Sean.J.S.
07-18-2007, 12:28 PM
I get tired when I swim too. :o I used to do swimming training a few years ago, for quite a long time, and ever since I stopped my fitness has gone down. :tape:

RonE
07-18-2007, 12:35 PM
Ues I noticed :lol: We are such kvetchers;)

Oy mit a krechtz. :o But it's fun to Kvetch :D

Byrd
07-18-2007, 12:37 PM
I overdid it at a gym one time when I was new to lifting weights which left me literally dead at the time, and feeling sore the next day, wasn't nice at all :sad:

RonE
07-18-2007, 12:40 PM
^ That is the worst feeling in the world you feel like all your muscles are made out of lead.

Byrd
07-18-2007, 12:45 PM
^ That is the worst feeling in the world you feel like all your muscles are made out of lead.

It was my Gym teachers fault, we were basically put in pairs and made to do a non-stop cycle of the gym with the pairs taking turns. Seeing that I ended up with the short straw I had to do it on my own, and instead of letting me have breaks inbetween, I wasn't allowed :mad: . I almost fainted, and was on the verge of puking up, was in such a shit state.

JustJames
07-18-2007, 03:56 PM
Bleh...you guys should feel what its like having ulcerative colitis...it's constantly like that [not wanting to put too much of a dampener on the thread... :p ]

cobalt60
07-18-2007, 06:46 PM
Is this MTF? I can not believe that there are not more posts on this thread Ron. Tsk Tsk;)

scarecrows
07-18-2007, 10:23 PM
teaching tennis 2 hours in the morning and then 4-5 hours in the afternoon gives you that feeling sometimes

RonE
07-19-2007, 04:14 PM
Is this MTF? I can not believe that there are not more posts on this thread Ron. Tsk Tsk;)

I know. :awww:

Seems I was f*cked with pretty good reason yesterday. I have some kind of stomach virus- I have a fever, I'm going to the toilet every other hour and my muscles are really sore :tape:

Good news is I am feeling better now. Hopefully the worst is behind me.

Naranoc
07-19-2007, 05:33 PM
Do you actually scream "HHOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR" when you sit down? :scared:

RonE
07-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Do you actually scream "HHOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR" when you sit down? :scared:

Well its not so much a scream as it is a heavy sigh.

Naranoc
07-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Well its not so much a scream as it is a heavy sigh.

Yes :D

Mine is more "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Now that sounds wrong :bolt:

RonE
07-19-2007, 05:38 PM
Yes :D

Mine is more "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Now that sounds wrong :bolt:

Well the "HHHOOOORRRRR" actually comes deep from your gut up through your diaphragm while the "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" comes more further near the top of your lungs.

R.Federer
07-20-2007, 04:36 AM
I overdid it at a gym one time when I was new to lifting weights which left me literally dead at the time, and feeling sore the next day, wasn't nice at all :sad:
My then-boyfriend took me running in Central Park in 97/98. I hate doing sports and had never run. After I was done (all 60 minutes) my legs were so badly off I could not sit down to pee!
It was that bad. For 3 or 4 days :rolleyes:

Marek.
07-20-2007, 07:30 AM
I had to wash dishes for eight fucking hours and now my back feels like it's broke. I shouldn't even be typing this. Fuck this and fuck your thread Ron.:D ;)

Burrow
07-20-2007, 11:33 AM
Last week after playing tennis for about 6-7 hours, i came home and had cramp in both legs, in my calves and thighs for 25 minute non stop, i wasnt exhausted, but god i was fucked. I thought i was doomed, i wanted the ground to just open and swallow me i was in so much pain. I then sat down without cramp in the same position for about 2 hours cause i couldnt walk or move incase it came back. :o

RonE
07-20-2007, 11:46 AM
Those are some serious "fucked" situations you guys have been in :D :worship:

The one time I was truly fucked was when I went to Yosemite National Park some 2 years ago and I climbed up Half Dome.

A 17 mile hike with an elevation of 5,000 feet lasting 10 and a half hours total:

http://www.valleyoutdoors.com/hikes/images/halfdome.jpg
http://www.travelwithachallenge.com/Images/Travel_Article_Library/Yosemite/Half-Dome-View.jpg


I wasn't just plain fucked after that- I was fucked Soeharto.

I could barely walk for a few good days :tape:

Marek.
07-21-2007, 08:12 AM
Now my right knee hurts like hell whenever I stand or try to walk. This can't be good.

stebs
07-21-2007, 09:41 AM
Three hours sleep last night and even after brushing them my teeth feel dirty.

RonE
07-21-2007, 10:30 AM
Three hours sleep last night and even after brushing them my teeth feel dirty.

I will refrain from inquiring into your nocturnal activities but just tell me- did you actually recognize your surroundings when you woke up? :scared:

Byrd
07-21-2007, 11:10 AM
:lol: @ RonE swearing, reminds me of london buses, wait for 1 and then they all come at once.

RonE
07-21-2007, 04:32 PM
:lol: @ RonE swearing, reminds me of london buses, wait for 1 and then they all come at once.

Oh, you don't me know then. I have an absolute gutter mouth. I am worse than Hillary and all Jerry Springer participants combined :devil:

Burrow
07-21-2007, 10:34 PM
Those are some serious "fucked" situations you guys have been in :D :worship:

The one time I was truly fucked was when I went to Yosemite National Park some 2 years ago and I climbed up Half Dome.

A 17 mile hike with an elevation of 5,000 feet lasting 10 and a half hours total:

http://www.valleyoutdoors.com/hikes/images/halfdome.jpg
http://www.travelwithachallenge.com/Images/Travel_Article_Library/Yosemite/Half-Dome-View.jpg


I wasn't just plain fucked after that- I was fucked Soeharto.

I could barely walk for a few good days :tape:

you must have definately been fucked :yeah:

one morning my mother fell down the stairs and i woke to the crashing noises, i rain to the top stair landing and as i was charging down stairs, on about the second step i slipped and fell down myself, crashing my head into a plant pot at the curved part of the stairs, i fell to the bottom and my back was fucked.

My mother was on her feet laughing at me.

This was about half 6 in the morning and I could hardly get back up the stairs to my bed.

I was fucked

GlennMirnyi
07-21-2007, 10:41 PM
Yeah, after studying 'till 4am and waking up 6am for a test for 3-4 days in a row. At the end I just wanted to faint and end all the pain: couple that with tennis in one of the days and swimming training everyday. :o :o :o :o

Burrow
07-21-2007, 10:57 PM
Yeah, after studying 'till 4am and waking up 6am for a test for 3-4 days in a row. At the end I just wanted to faint and end all the pain: couple that with tennis in one of the days and swimming training everyday. :o :o :o :o

I have a couple of friends who are national swimmers and they go through alot of training, 8 hours a day must b agony + a lot of cramp :scared:

RonE
07-22-2007, 05:50 AM
Yeah, after studying 'till 4am and waking up 6am for a test for 3-4 days in a row. At the end I just wanted to faint and end all the pain: couple that with tennis in one of the days and swimming training everyday. :o :o :o :o

Gu is a winner by nature. He even shows us what its like to be super mega fucked :worship:

Byrd
07-22-2007, 10:32 AM
I've done a all nighter a couple of years ago, did a years worth of work in one night and didn't go to sleep, and I managed to get a B still LoL.Though it did catch upto in my Maths lesson, wasn't nice.

Marek.
07-23-2007, 07:03 AM
I've done a all nighter a couple of years ago, did a years worth of work in one night and didn't go to sleep, and I managed to get a B still LoL.Though it did catch upto in my Maths lesson, wasn't nice.

I once had a history project due and I waited the night before to do it. I pulled an all nighter and got a 95% on it. I ended up staying awake for about 38 hours straight and most of those two days are just a blur for me.

RonE
07-29-2007, 09:29 AM
Nothing like the first working day of a new week to render you completely f*cked :help:

Though for most of you it is still the weekend so I expect there to be more involvement in this thread tomorrow :)

Sunset of Age
07-31-2007, 12:28 AM
* BUMP *

I think I should contribute in this particular thread, too.
I've had many all-night studies (one of my habits is always starting to prepare for university tests TOO LATE :lol:) but I remember well some six years ago, Rammstein came to play Amsterdam's Heineken Music Hall - and the next morning 9:00 AM I was scheduled to take my major Law School exam in Criminal Law.

I had a wonderful evening (and night, as that band was pretty AWESOME!!!), didn't sleep all night, went to the exam, and scored an... A+.

Needless to say, I never managed to equal that result ever after. :angel:

Byrd
07-31-2007, 03:08 PM
Really bad hangover the other day, I felt like I went 12 rounds with Lennox Lewis :sad:

RonE
07-31-2007, 05:13 PM
Ouch.

Came back from the gym today. Overdid it on the bike, could barely walk down the stairs. My legs were so tired I am surprise I didn't tumble down.

HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Lee
07-31-2007, 07:09 PM
How's your knee now, Ron?

RonE
08-01-2007, 06:02 AM
How's your knee now, Ron?

A lot better thanks :wavey:

The bike is part of the rigorous routine I go through to keep strengthening it along with a whole bunch of other exercises and I can pretty much do anything although the doc recommended I stay off the tennis court for a while yet.

stebs
08-01-2007, 12:10 PM
Been a while since I last posted in this thread and I guess that's a good thing but I feel fucked right now. I cracked my knee into a desk like the clumsy bastard I am and something just went. Not as in my knee which feels okay but it sent some kind of jolt to my brain. I passed out for a few seconds, seriously a weird feeling. I might consider going to a doc about it, I never feel quite right when I don't know what's wrong with me.

RonE
08-01-2007, 12:37 PM
^That's fucked, mate. Take care and yes I guess it is best that you see a doctor just to be on the safe side.

Lee
08-01-2007, 07:41 PM
Been a while since I last posted in this thread and I guess that's a good thing but I feel fucked right now. I cracked my knee into a desk like the clumsy bastard I am and something just went. Not as in my knee which feels okay but it sent some kind of jolt to my brain. I passed out for a few seconds, seriously a weird feeling. I might consider going to a doc about it, I never feel quite right when I don't know what's wrong with me.

If you feel nausea or vomit, rush yourself to emergency room. :p

Lee
08-01-2007, 07:41 PM
A lot better thanks :wavey:

The bike is part of the rigorous routine I go through to keep strengthening it along with a whole bunch of other exercises and I can pretty much do anything although the doc recommended I stay off the tennis court for a while yet.

Good to know. Take good care of them. :lol:

Allure
08-01-2007, 07:47 PM
Yes, when I ran a mile. :help:

Sunset of Age
08-01-2007, 09:40 PM
Been a while since I last posted in this thread and I guess that's a good thing but I feel fucked right now. I cracked my knee into a desk like the clumsy bastard I am and something just went. Not as in my knee which feels okay but it sent some kind of jolt to my brain. I passed out for a few seconds, seriously a weird feeling. I might consider going to a doc about it, I never feel quite right when I don't know what's wrong with me.

Oops, that sounds shitty! Hope you get well soon! :hug: