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Which is funnier...

sykotique
07-04-2007, 03:33 AM
...Davydenko on grass or Roddick on clay?

Serious question, not bashing either player. Just both of them look...lost out there.

Mistaflava
07-04-2007, 03:33 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

RickDaStick
07-04-2007, 03:38 AM
This thread would make some sense if Davydenko wasnt coming off a straight sets 3rd round win.

sykotique
07-04-2007, 03:41 AM
This thread would make some sense if Davydenko wasnt coming off a straight sets 3rd round win.

...against Monfils.

RickDaStick
07-04-2007, 03:43 AM
...against Monfils.

YEs monfils sucks big time but still davydenko is in the 4th round while Dick can only dream of a 2nd round apperance at Roland Garros.

sykotique
07-04-2007, 03:44 AM
YEs monfils sucks big time but still davydenko is in the 4th round while Dick can only dream of a 2nd round apperance at Roland Garros.

Well, Andy has made the 3rd round once, which in itself is an achievement for him.

VolandriFan
07-04-2007, 03:57 AM
Andy's game has changed since he first came on tour. He has actually got worse on clay, he used to have an explosive baseline game that was quite adaptable to clay, now he can't do much other than serve. I'd say he's worse on clay than Davydenko is on grass at the moment, but on terms of career, Roddick has done more on clay.

Kolya
07-04-2007, 04:04 AM
Obviously Roddick on clay.

tangerine_dream
07-04-2007, 04:19 AM
The fact that you're completely unaware that there are players worse than Davydenko on grass and worse than Roddick on clay.

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:21 AM
Roddick sucks

sykotique
07-04-2007, 04:26 AM
The fact that you're completely unaware that there are players worse than Davydenko on grass and worse than Roddick on clay.

Am I completely unaware? That's news to me. I just find it funny that 2 players, who are in the top 5, can be completely exposed by a change of surface in a day and age where surfaces have become remarkably similar.

I think it may be you who are completely unaware of the context of the thread. I'm sure #956 in the world is worse than Roddick and Davydenko on every surface. Does it matter or are you posting for the sake of posting and being heard?

tangerine_dream
07-04-2007, 04:27 AM
Roddick sucks
Happy 4th of July to the new American pornstar :hug:

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:29 AM
Happy 4th of July to the new American pornstar :hug:
:yippee:
:wavey:

World Beater
07-04-2007, 04:30 AM
roddick on clay...but he really used to be better when he didnt get as flustered as he does now on the surface. His fh has shown signs of being back this wimbledon, but until i see him go for it more consistently...its too soon.

I like his body language. He has always has that winners mentality about him even if his game doesnt always show it.

tangerine_dream
07-04-2007, 04:32 AM
Am I completely unaware? That's news to me. I just find it funny that 2 players, who are in the top 5, can be completely exposed by a change of surface in a day and age where surfaces have become remarkably similar.
Let's see how your logic pans out: Roddick has won some clay titles, which by definition means he's not as completely hopeless on the clay as MTF tards like to believe, and Davydenko is into the fourth round of Wimbledon, which means he's not as inept on grass as he maybe thought he was. Are you posting dumb threads just for the sake of posting and being heard?

are you posting for the sake of posting and being heard?
Oh, dear.

:yippee:
:wavey:
Hi babe :kiss:

sykotique
07-04-2007, 04:35 AM
Let's see how your logic pans out: Roddick has won some clay titles, which by definition means he's not as completely hopeless on the clay as MTF tards like to believe, and Davydenko is into the fourth round of Wimbledon, which means he's not as inept on grass as he maybe thought he was. Are you posting dumb threads just for the sake of posting and being heard?


Oh, dear.


Hi babe :kiss:

I'm well aware of Houston's illustrious history. Thank you for your input.

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:39 AM
. Does it matter or are you posting for the sake of posting and being heard?

dont talk to tangy like that :armed: :boxing:

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:40 AM
Let's see how your logic pans out: Roddick has won some clay titles, which by definition means he's not as completely hopeless on the clay as MTF tards like to believe, and Davydenko is into the fourth round of Wimbledon, which means he's not as inept on grass as he maybe thought he was. Are you posting dumb threads just for the sake of posting and being heard?


Oh, dear.


Hi babe :kiss:

:hug: i beat Ivan Ljubicic 6-2 3-6 7-6(11) today :)
major choke in the 2nd i was up 6-2 *3-2 40-30 :mad:

the poster, not the player ;) im sure i could beat the player too :D

tangerine_dream
07-04-2007, 04:41 AM
I'm well aware of Houston's illustrious history.
I doubt that you truly know anything about the Houston tournament.

:hug: i beat Ivan Ljubicic 6-2 3-6 7-6 today :) major choke in the 2nd i was up 6-2 *3-2 40-30 :mad:
the poster, not the player ;) im sure i could beat the player too :D
You beat your own blood brotha? I'm impressed. No wonder IL's been quiet lately. Poor IL :awww:

sykotique
07-04-2007, 04:43 AM
I doubt that you truly know anything about the Houston tournament.

I don't need to know anymore than the fact that you use it as vindication of Roddick's clay acumen. If you don't understand the topic...don't respond.

TMJordan
07-04-2007, 04:45 AM
You beat your own blood brotha? I'm impressed. No wonder IL's been quiet lately. Poor IL :awww:

From what I have heard, IvanLjubicic puts a beat down on Jerry 90% of the time, IL must have had an off day.

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:45 AM
I doubt that you truly know anything about the Houston tournament.


You beat your own blood brotha? I'm impressed. No wonder IL's been quiet lately. Poor IL :awww:

3 straight wins for me over him :lol: he cant handle me from the baseline, he is more of a net player :lol:

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:46 AM
From what I have heard, IvanLjubicic puts a beat down on Jerry 90% of the time, IL must have had an off day.

:bs: i've been beating him for better part off the last 5 years, i would say about 75% of the time :)

TMJordan
07-04-2007, 04:48 AM
:bs: i've been beating him for better part of last 5 years, i would say about 75% of the time :)

sure ;)

tangerine_dream
07-04-2007, 04:49 AM
I don't need to know anymore than the fact that you use it as vindication of Roddick's clay acumen. If you don't understand the topic...don't respond.
Um, Roddick also won St Poelten. But let me guess: that achievement doesn't count either, right?

Seriously, if you can't come up with a more original thread other than to knock Roddick's clay ability then don't bother posting. Do a search for the other 9,887,653,345,678 threads about it first. Thanks.

:bs: i've been beating him for better part off the last 5 years, i would say about 75% of the time :)
You are merciless. I will have to good rep IL more often now, out of sheer pity for him. :hug:

TMJordan
07-04-2007, 04:50 AM
Oh and too answer this thread, Roddick is much better on clay than Davydenko is on grass.

Try not to let this week weight that much on your opinion :p

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:52 AM
sure ;)

i have a huge serve with huge FH and good one hand BH :) but i do suck at the net :lol: he has a good serve, but he cant hit a FH or BH to save his life, he can do it like once every 3 or 4 games, justs goes for it, but misses any other time :lol: he is S&V all the way.

TMJordan
07-04-2007, 04:53 AM
i have a huge serve with huge FH and good one hand BH :) but i do suck at the net :lol: he has a good serve, but he cant hit a FH or BH to save his life, he can do it like once every 3 or 4 games, justs goes for it, but misses any other time :lol: he is S&V all the way.

You have a Ljubo backhand :rocker2:

El Legenda
07-04-2007, 04:54 AM
You have a Ljubo backhand :rocker2:

:awww: no that good, some times it falls apart so i just slice it for a while :lol: i try to put too much top spin on it and it justs goes to the bottom of the net :lol: cant hit it flat for some reason :(

TMJordan
07-04-2007, 04:55 AM
:awww: no that good, some times it falls apart so i just slice it for a while :lol: i try to put too much top spin on it and it justs goes to the bottom of the net :lol: cant hit it flat for some reason :(

That happens to the best of us :p

sykotique
07-04-2007, 04:58 AM
Um, Roddick also won St Poelten. But let me guess: that achievement doesn't count either, right?

Seriously, if you can't come up with a more original thread other than to knock Roddick's clay ability then don't bother posting. Do a search for the other 9,887,653,345,678 threads about it first. Thanks.

Sorry if I offended you as a Roddick fan. Maybe I ticked off the Kolya fans as well. Who knows. The thread was in good fun but obviously, you do not appreciate the context. My deepest apologies.

switz
07-04-2007, 05:11 AM
there are worse on both. As has been said Roddick actually used to be pretty good on clay when he was young but in his pursuit to beat Federer/Nadal he has been forced to change his game.

Davydenko is far from natural on grass but he's in the 4th round and i see no reason why he can't be reasonably effective on it.

Allure
07-04-2007, 05:12 AM
Roddick on clay.

bokehlicious
07-04-2007, 08:27 AM
The fact that you're completely unaware that there are players worse than Davydenko on grass and worse than Roddick on clay.

Really ? :confused: :shrug: :o

RonE
07-04-2007, 08:33 AM
Since Kolya has reached the last 16 at Wimbledon and still with a chance to go further and Roddick has never passed beyond the third round in RG I would go with Roddick on clay.

Jimnik
07-04-2007, 08:37 AM
YEs monfils sucks big time but still davydenko is in the 4th round while Dick can only dream of a 2nd round apperance at Roland Garros.
You're right. Ljubicic should be in the poll instead of Davydenko.

Action Jackson
07-04-2007, 08:44 AM
Roddick has never made the 2nd week of RG, he doesn't even book the hotel for that long in Paris.

He has gone backwards on clay and as for Davydenko on grass, well he has surprised himself and got to week 2.

Facts are these are top 10 players whether people like this or not. Roddick moving on clay is funny.

laure xxx
07-04-2007, 10:20 AM
Since Kolya has reached the last 16 at Wimbledon and still with a chance to go further and Roddick has never passed beyond the third round in RG I would go with Roddick on clay.

People seem to be missing the question asked in this thread. Which is funnier. In my opinion, neither option is particularly amusing, although Roddick is more humourous than Kolya.

Pea
07-04-2007, 10:21 AM
duckboy on anything. Ugliest tennis ever.

laure xxx
07-04-2007, 10:21 AM
Oh, and to the person who started this thread who said they didn't want to start a tardwar: what the hell did you think was going to happen, genius? :D