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The Nasty Thread

Agassi#1Fan4Ever
04-24-2004, 03:55 AM
**Most threads are boring, it'd be fun to have a fun and esxciting thread!**

Who likes getting nasty... :wavey: :worship: ;)

toadstool
04-24-2004, 03:59 AM
ok i will start....

I made you a nice cup of tea....drink up (i have put salt in it) lmao

Agassi#1Fan4Ever
04-24-2004, 04:02 AM
LMAO

I meant sexy nasty not nasty nasty... ROFL

toadstool
04-24-2004, 04:04 AM
sorry ROFLMAO

ok then, now i am blindfolded you can fetch your whip

Agassi#1Fan4Ever
04-24-2004, 04:05 AM
lol...are you a hot aussie?

toadstool
04-24-2004, 04:07 AM
yes i recommend you have a fire extinguisher handy lmao

that ladder in your stockings could be my stairway to heaven baby lol

Agassi#1Fan4Ever
04-24-2004, 04:07 AM
What do you look like?

toadstool
04-24-2004, 04:11 AM
6ft 1, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, and you?

Frooty_Bazooty
04-25-2004, 11:56 AM
i know where this is going....

Wear a condom guys ;)

nikki
04-26-2004, 04:14 PM
Is that what it is? i was curious what thread was about so came in for a look

alfonsojose
04-28-2004, 06:19 PM
Well. I would like to know Frooty, AgassiAce, Mr. Q and esquimaux. We could have a gay master series on clay, raining and naked :devil:

Frooty_Bazooty
04-28-2004, 08:48 PM
ill bring the balls :p tell me when and where and ill be there ;)

(is MrQ a bum chum? I had no idea :o)

alfonsojose
04-28-2004, 08:58 PM
:lol: Frooty. But i'm sure the balls aren't a problem.

In a doubles match, it's going to be hard for the server when the guy at the net is bending over :tape: I have no problem staying at the net. Would you like to play with me :devil: ?

Frooty_Bazooty
04-28-2004, 09:05 PM
i dont mix business with pleasure :devil: we can save the doubles til after the match ;) :lol:

MisterQ
04-28-2004, 09:22 PM
Well. I would like to know Frooty, AgassiAce, Mr. Q and esquimaux. We could have a gay master series on clay, raining and naked :devil:

That sounds dirty, both literally and figuratively. ;)

Frooty_Bazooty
04-28-2004, 09:25 PM
not as dirty as all you saucy evil men's minds

my fragile innoncence is being tainted :angel:

Frooty_Bazooty
04-28-2004, 09:30 PM
by the way, i think i should be seeded #1

MisterQ
04-28-2004, 09:32 PM
I'm a wild card. ;)

Catsou
04-28-2004, 09:37 PM
:haha: guys you are killing me!

Frooty_Bazooty
04-28-2004, 09:43 PM
btw Q, ive been meaning to ask you for a while, where did your avatar?

It looks like Agassi is being held up by a floating racquet :lol:

alfonsojose
04-28-2004, 10:06 PM
.. mm .. Let's take a look at the draw.

1. Frooty
2. Alfonso
3. AgassiAce (just behind me 'coz he likes Schuettler)
4. Esquimaux
5. Mr. Q (WC)
6. Qualifier
7. Qualifier
8. Qualifier

Surface : clay outdoors
Forecast : rain
Sponsor : Nake-d
Format : RR, with SF and F
(in RR the guy who doesn't woin a match has to play bottom for the others at Tournament's party.)
Tournament Director : Catsou

Catsou
04-28-2004, 10:14 PM
Really I'm the tournement director :woohoo:

Thx sweety :kiss:

Oh but wait a minute I'll have to look at all those nice men getting dirty on clay in sexy wet outfits under the rain :devil: ......and without being welcome to getting close to them since they'll be to busy with each other? ;) ummm :o That will be torture ;)
I'm not so so sure anymore I'll be a good director tournement then ;)

Frooty_Bazooty
04-29-2004, 07:54 AM
(in RR the guy who doesn't woin a match has to play bottom for the others at Tournament's party.)

:lol: that sounds like a prize, not a punishment :devil:

alfonsojose
04-29-2004, 02:33 PM
That's the idea ;) . There'll be no losers in this tournament. :secret: I have plans to lose all my matches :tape: :haha:

Hey, Catsou. There are three spots for heterosexual qualifiers. We don't discriminate here :yeah: Being the tournament director, you can choose 12 players for the qualifying. Safin, Schuettler, Nalbadian, Corretja, .. Your mission will be protect them from us (if they want to be protected :devil: ) but nobody's going to protect them form you :tape: NASTY girl ;)

And remember, girl. Nake-d is the sponsor. There are no outfits ;)

MisterQ
04-29-2004, 02:34 PM
That's the idea ;) . There'll be no losers in this tournament. :secret: I have plans to lose all my matches :tape: :haha:

Hey, Catsou. There are three spots for heterosexual qualifiers. We don't discriminate here :yeah: Being the tournament director, you can choose 12 players for the qualifying. Safin, Schuettler, Nalbadian, Corretja, .. Your mission will be protect them from us (if the want to :devil:) but nobody's going to protect them form you :tape: NASTY girl ;)

:lol:

alfonsojose
04-29-2004, 02:38 PM
There's an exception. If you invite Stephanek, he has to wear a mask :scared:

Mrs. B
04-29-2004, 02:43 PM
btw Q, ive been meaning to ask you for a while, where did your avatar?

It looks like Agassi is being held up by a floating racquet :lol:
:haha: :lol:


There's an exception. If you invite Stephanek, he has to wear a mask

:lol:

funny, funny thread!

MisterQ
04-29-2004, 05:51 PM
btw Q, ive been meaning to ask you for a while, where did your avatar?

It looks like Agassi is being held up by a floating racquet :lol:

Well, can't remember where I found that pic specifically, but (as you may know) it's Agassi's greatest career moment, right when he won Roland Garros! And it was so special that floating racket shaped orbs came down from outer space and a shaft of light from the mother ship beamed him up and he came back bald. ;)

Frooty_Bazooty
04-29-2004, 07:40 PM
damn those aliens! they think they are so great with their anal probing and their abducting of Agassi! Ill get them one day!

:lol: :haha: OMFG look at this website i found when i looked up alien porn to find a funny picture to post. Its fucking hilarious


Alien porn (http://xxxspacegirls.net/hg/03ns/?id=468495)

:lol: why would an aliens cock be purple and its cum green? and what the fuck is that green dragon thing hes attacking her with :haha:

NadalsBoyToy
05-10-2004, 10:37 PM
Well. I would like to know Frooty, AgassiAce, Mr. Q and esquimaux. We could have a gay master series on clay, raining and naked :devil:

I like that idea ;) Count me in! :wavey:

NadalsBoyToy
05-10-2004, 10:38 PM
.. mm .. Let's take a look at the draw.

1. Frooty
2. Alfonso
3. AgassiAce (just behind me 'coz he likes Schuettler)
4. Esquimaux
5. Mr. Q (WC)
6. Qualifier
7. Qualifier
8. Qualifier

Surface : clay outdoors
Forecast : rain
Sponsor : Nake-d
Format : RR, with SF and F
(in RR the guy who doesn't woin a match has to play bottom for the others at Tournament's party.)
Tournament Director : Catsou

I LOVE this tourney!

Sparkz
06-29-2004, 10:12 PM
This thread looks fun I think people shuld flirt here, hehe