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Ode to Andy...

Fumus
04-21-2004, 06:46 PM
I have a poem thread in the non-tennis but this is an ode to Andy...

Andy Andy Andy
you serve so fast
Andy Andy Andy
you act so crass

Sometimes Andy
you let your fans down
Sometimes Andy
your best game is found

Andy Andy Andy
I remember the one time you beat fed
Andy Andy Andy
I wish your slice backhand was dead

Andy Roddick he's americans number one.....

Deboogle!.
04-21-2004, 06:49 PM
I wish your slice backhand was dead


:haha:

Fumus
04-21-2004, 06:51 PM
BNK - yea, I hate that

I was thinking about making odes to certain matches...gimmie some time though

Deboogle!.
04-21-2004, 06:52 PM
I hate it too. I cringed every time he did it in Houston. His backhand is so much better now, he doesn't need to overuse the slice.

Fumus
04-21-2004, 06:58 PM
Andy Andy Andy
You know that your slice backhand is not deep
Andy Andy Andy
When you do a slice backhand you look like a creep

Carito_90
04-21-2004, 09:05 PM
OMFG!!! :haha: :bigcry: :haha: :haha: :bigcry:

Fumus
04-21-2004, 09:19 PM
yo' yo' homies it's time for the Andy rap....aaahhhh yeeeeaaa!!!

his name is Andy Roddick
"A-Rod" for short
he like to play a game
ahh right tennis is the sport

With Andy it's all smile serve and ace
that just because he can generate the most pace
If he ran in a race against jace it would be a discrace
yea yea, in my car I gots lotsa base

watch out all ya playas in the hood
when my boy comes Andy comes around
he drives a low low rider with a system that will pound
he will fire tennis balls out the window and put you six feet under-ground

Fumus 2004! wha what!!

Carito_90
04-21-2004, 09:25 PM
:worship: do u write this stuff? :lol:

Fumus
04-21-2004, 09:29 PM
yea, among other things. if you like it some much go to the non-tennis. There you can see my best work...

Carito_90
04-21-2004, 09:32 PM
Okay, i will

It's amazing, gosh that andy's slice thing made me laugh sooo bad! :haha:

Havok
04-21-2004, 09:57 PM
:haha:

J. Corwin
04-21-2004, 10:50 PM
I made a cameo in one of your poems! :eek:

funky stuff;)

J. Corwin
04-21-2004, 10:50 PM
Oh, and it would be a disgrace for whom??

;)

andyroxmysox12191
04-21-2004, 11:00 PM
:haha: I LOVE IT FUMUS! especially the rap. that was uber! :D

Deboogle!.
04-21-2004, 11:25 PM
Skyler did you see that they've just added an Andy poetry contest to AR.com?!? LMFAO! the prize is super top secret so it must be good ;) You should enter!

andyroxmysox12191
04-21-2004, 11:31 PM
Skyler did you see that they've just added an Andy poetry contest to AR.com?!? LMFAO! the prize is super top secret so it must be good You should enter!
you know i was gonna say that but of course deb beat me to it..*sigh* ;)

MisterQ
04-21-2004, 11:57 PM
to be recited by cheerleaders with pom poms:


Who's that man with the truckin' hat?
It's Andy! It's Andy!
Who's that hot motherduckin' brat?
It's Andy! It's Andy!

Yeah Sampras got da slams
But Andy got da gams
And Jesus was a martyr
But Andy hit it harder!

Give us an A!
A!!!
Give us a D!
D!!!
Give us an N!
N!!!
Give us a Y!
WHY?

'Cause he will find a way
To play his best on clay!
And just like Agassi
He gonna win RG!

Geaux Andy!
:woohoo: :bounce: ;)

MisterQ
04-21-2004, 11:59 PM
LOL Fumus I love the rap! :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 12:10 AM
Who's that man with the truckin' hat?
It's Andy! It's Andy!
Who's that hot motherduckin' brat?
It's Andy! It's Andy!

Yeah Sampras got da slams
But Andy got da gams
And Jesus was a martyr
But Andy hit it harder!

Give us an A!
A!!!
Give us a D!
D!!!
Give us an N!
N!!!
Give us a Y!
WHY?

'Cause he will find a way
To play his best on clay!
And just like Agassi
He gonna win RG!

Geaux Andy!

Q!!!! :haha: mind if i put that in my profile on AIM? i'll be sure to credit you ;)

MisterQ
04-22-2004, 12:11 AM
LOL, sure go ahead roxmysox. ;)

zoltan83
04-22-2004, 12:21 AM
:haha: Fumus, you have a talent for writing these texts :worship:

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 12:23 AM
woo! it's in my profile...my friends have no clue what it means cept its about andy

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 12:24 AM
:lol:

Deboogle!.
04-22-2004, 12:35 AM
OMFG Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Brilliant, simply brilliant.

Havok
04-22-2004, 12:44 AM
to be recited by cheerleaders with pom poms:


Who's that man with the truckin' hat?
It's Andy! It's Andy!
Who's that hot motherduckin' brat?
It's Andy! It's Andy!

Yeah Sampras got da slams
But Andy got da gams
And Jesus was a martyr
But Andy hit it harder!

Give us an A!
A!!!
Give us a D!
D!!!
Give us an N!
N!!!
Give us a Y!
WHY?

'Cause he will find a way
To play his best on clay!
And just like Agassi
He gonna win RG!

Geaux Andy!
:woohoo: :bounce: ;)
:bigcry::bigcry::sobbing::haha:
but Adny:scared:

J. Corwin
04-22-2004, 12:54 AM
I love it Q!!

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 01:59 AM
Q!! That's, too awesome!! :haha: :haha: i cant stop laughing gosh :haha: :haha:

besides.. adny... omfg, omfg :haha: :haha: :bigcry:

MisterQ
04-22-2004, 02:02 AM
ADNY! :haha:

those stupid cheerleaders!

Havok
04-22-2004, 02:04 AM
:sad: I think they are all blondes :scared: they need some spelling lessons :hug:

Deboogle!.
04-22-2004, 02:18 AM
LMGDFAO Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 02:18 AM
awww poor blondies! It's not their fault if they dont know how to spell :) (of course.. there are a few exeptions... that goes either to mani, deb, tangy or star.. dunno if u girls are blonde :lol:)

Deboogle!.
04-22-2004, 02:20 AM
proud brunette! :)

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 02:26 AM
proud brunette!

hell yah! :)

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 02:45 AM
not a blonde...not a brunette....not a redhead...but black haired. lol very very LONG black hair

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 02:53 AM
aww i love black hair :):) i think it looks cool lol

although i would like to be a redhead :)

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 03:09 AM
although i would like to be a redhead
my best friend is a redhead..i make fun of her. it's funny though and she starts laughing as well so it's a good kinda making fun of ;)

Deboogle!.
04-22-2004, 03:17 AM
my mom is a redhead and my dad BADLY wanted a redhead... but unfortunately HIS hair is almost black so he got something in the middle. I actually love my hair color. It's brown but I have tons of natural blond and red highlights and when I'm out in the sun it gets a lot more red :) Once, I went to the hairdresser at the end of the summer (this is when I was working at a summer camp so I was outside all day all summer long) and she was so convinced I colored my hair that she promised she wouldn't tell my mom :haha:

Havok
04-22-2004, 03:40 AM
:lol:

Fumus
04-22-2004, 04:40 AM
Yea Deb, I didn't know about the Andy poetry I just did this because I was writting poems for college comp. Then I posted some stupid ones in the non-tennis, then I said lets do Andy stuff so I did. Wow, yea I will defly submit some good stuff. I have to say they picked some of the stupidest stuff last time...alas, I will not win because I am too good :lol:

Fumus
04-22-2004, 04:48 AM
Andy, some call him the duck
Andy, some call him good luck
Andy, some call him a fuck

Andy, some say he will never win on clay
Andy, some say he will have his day
Andy, some say Federer he must obey

Andy, some think it's all in the serving
Andy, some think he's very deserving
Andy, some think he's disconcerting

Andy, what more can you mention.
Andy, he takes tennis to another demision....

Deboogle!.
04-22-2004, 04:50 AM
:lol: good one!

Fumus
04-22-2004, 03:20 PM
This an ode to Andy fans...

There they go, what a strange crowd
They are Andy fans and they're proud
and in other fan threads they're so loud

Bunk is the strong leader of the Andy crew
Tangerine is the drinker she's always got brew
Proph is webmaster and we hope she pulls through(heard she was in hospital)
The resident jokester his name is MisterQ

There they go, what a strange crowd
They are Andy fans and they're proud
In other fan threads they're so loud

and, Naldo is always so busy
and, Fumus is back in the hizzy
and, Star's can make you dizzy
and, Heya puts you in a tizzy

*Que: the drums*

ooooooooo...Annnnnddddyyyy fannyyyyaaannssss.....Andy Fans!

Jackson I couldn't fit you in but, Jace you're in my other poem so it's all good. I swear in my next poem Jackson will be back in action...lol

zoltan83
04-22-2004, 04:01 PM
aww i love black hair :):) i think it looks cool lol

although i would like to be a redhead :)
I'm a redhead :D
But no mistake, I'm a man :devil:

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 05:04 PM
This an ode to Andy fans...

There they go, what a strange crowd
They are Andy fans and they're proud
and in other fan threads they're so loud

Bunk is the strong leader of the Andy crew
Tangerine is the drinker she's always got brew
Proph is webmaster and we hope she pulls through(heard she was in hospital)
The resident jokester his name is MisterQ

There they go, what a strange crowd
They are Andy fans and they're proud
In other fan threads they're so loud

and, Naldo is always so busy
and, Fumus is back in the hizzy
and, Star's can make you dizzy
and, Heya puts you in a tizzy

*Que: the drums*

ooooooooo...Annnnnddddyyyy fannyyyyaaannssss.....Andy Fans!


I feel so left aside :bigcry: :bigcry:

Fumus
04-22-2004, 05:48 PM
my bad, I just didn't think of you as part of the crew yet, idk

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 09:01 PM
my bad, I just didn't think of you as part of the crew yet, idk

:lol: it's okay.. i've been here for.. almost a month i think. That's not much :p

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 09:10 PM
i'm not in there either....oh well carito I"M WITH YOU!! lol

Fumus
04-22-2004, 11:28 PM
sorry guys, and what can I ryhme Andyrocksmysox with anyways? lol

Deboogle!.
04-22-2004, 11:40 PM
you could use her real name, Mani

andyroxmysox12191
04-22-2004, 11:56 PM
fight the power deb! :lol:
i just had an idea to use my nickname in a rap and i'm never, EVER going to think that again :scared:

MisterQ
04-23-2004, 12:13 AM
sorry guys, and what can I ryhme Andyrocksmysox with anyways? lol

Candy box by Knox?

Randy pox, Thai flocks?

And he crocks my lox?

And E. Bach's sly frocks?

:lol:

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 12:59 AM
i'm not in there either....oh well carito I"M WITH YOU!! lol

*leaves crying* i want my mommy :bigcry: lol

J. Corwin
04-23-2004, 01:35 AM
I've been here longer than a lot of the others and I wasn't included. :fiery: :silly: :armed: Fumus! :mad:

I post a lot here too. :p


*lets off steam somewhere else* ;)

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 01:37 AM
bur he explained that you weren't in it LMFAO :nerner:

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 02:26 AM
I guess there's *someone* else that doesn't read all the posts :lol:

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 02:35 AM
:haha: yep, plenty of people don't it seems like :o

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 02:42 AM
yup... the worst of all is that i'm one of those people :lol:

oh come on, r u gonna tell me that u never EVER skipped a post? :p

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 02:46 AM
I skip entire threads sometimes but if I read a thread I like to read all the posts.. unless I have the person on ignore of course ;) But no one in the andy forum is on ignore lol

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 02:50 AM
i guess i dont like reading aaaall the posts.. just because sometimes i dont get inside jokes or some stuff... i want my mommy again :bigcry: :bigcry: lol

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 02:51 AM
well if you don't get something you should just ask :)

andyroxmysox12191
04-23-2004, 02:58 AM
well if you don't get something you should just ask
exactly. i do that...sometimes. i still don't get the duck thing cause i couldn't find it but it makes me laugh nonetheless :)

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 02:59 AM
i know, i know... but i dont wanna bother u guys by asking too many questions

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 03:00 AM
well I don't know WHY they call him a duck either. We just use it and poke fun too, because it's easier to play along than to get mad or insulted :)

And no don't be silly, if you want to know something we're laughing at just ask. You can never ask too many questions in life!

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 03:01 AM
i still don't get the duck thing cause i couldn't find it but it makes me laugh nonetheless


me neither :lol: deb, would u mind explainin the duck thing? :lol:

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 03:03 AM
haha oki gotcha... i'll ask whenever i have to :)

Havok
04-23-2004, 03:03 AM
The Duck joke was over at wtaworld. they did an extensive thread on how Andy resembles Donald Duck. They got pics of DOnals with a racquet in hand and found Andy pics that looked identical to Donald:lol: They even got a pic of both of them throwing "temper tantrums" which were uncanny :scared:
and on a side note, after looking at Mani's Andy avatar, man his right arm is huge in that pic:eek:

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 03:08 AM
OMFG!! :haha: :haha: r u kiddin?? :lol: gosh, some people have a damn good imagination nowadays :haha:

and on a side note, after looking at Mani's Andy avatar, man his right arm is huge in that pic

isn't it? :hearts:

Havok
04-23-2004, 03:19 AM
Actually Carito, they just have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on their hands:o but it was amusing to say the least

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 03:22 AM
thanks Naldo... I didn't know any of that. too much time on their hands is right!!

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 03:33 AM
Haha well yeah.. they probably do have too much time on their hands.. but come on, it is funny at least lol

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 03:35 AM
it's funny.... except they mean it in a mean way lol

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 03:40 AM
really?
gosh i'm so retarded :retard:

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 04:00 AM
aww :hug:

I mean they hate Andy so obviously they don't mean it just jokingly. yeah. lol

J. Corwin
04-23-2004, 04:12 AM
Also Andy being called "RodDUCK". Well..that comes from the Donald Duck thing as well of course. ;)

heya
04-23-2004, 08:53 AM
if only media/ESPN muppet commentators and wta/mtf posters could get this into their skulls:

A charismatic, handsome guy named Andy, from the U.S. belongs in the top 10 :banana:
He will be a legend :inlove:
He's multitalented :singer:
It's a big mistake if you stereotype him as a ball basher with no finesse
Millions of fans recognize his potential (hopefully, 1 billion Chinese fans will love him too :haha: )
His fans are knowledgeable, tough, silly, honest, puzzling, wild, weird and very very devilish :yeah:

tangerine_dream
04-23-2004, 04:25 PM
I think the fact that they even created a thread dedicated to hating Andy just goes to show what a charismatic and popular player he is. Lesser beings don't evoke such reactions. Hate is just one step away from love. :angel:

Fumus
04-23-2004, 07:49 PM
A solution for andy fans


So many of us now :)
just growing like wa-pow:timebomb:
and I don't even know how :rolleyes:
to get everybody's name down :shrug:

Old faces blend had blended with the new :cool:
Jace,AndyRoxmysox, and Carlito were blue :sad:
because I forget about them in my poem too :eek:
with so many people what am I supposed to do? :help:

So I have an idea to fix this situation! :clap2:
release the stress and the aggravation :bounce:
a new way to make it so you aren't blue :sad:
those who want poems about themselves :wavey:
should make ones too! :D

Havok
04-23-2004, 07:54 PM
:banana: man Skuler you're good at this stuff. I cant write a poem to save my life :scared:

Fumus
04-23-2004, 07:56 PM
lol...years of sappy love letters...j/k umm, I am cheesy so it helps out alot when I am writting these things. I am cheesy like Coria is fast. But, I am poem writer like Henman is a clay courter...

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 07:56 PM
lol that one is cute Skyler

Oh I just took my 5 (:eek: ) rolls of film in to be developed. Will pick them up in a couple hours after class :banana:

Deboogle!.
04-23-2004, 07:57 PM
I am cheesy like Coria is fast. But, I am poem writer like Henman is a clay courter...

:spit: :haha:

Fumus
04-23-2004, 07:59 PM
haha, I have to give myself props on that one. That was a good comparison..

J. Corwin
04-23-2004, 08:33 PM
I can write poems, but not cheesy ones. :lol:

I'm lovey dovey so I have a lot of serious love poems.

If you want, I can post any of them here, including an erotic poem that I wrote. :devil::)

Fumus
04-23-2004, 08:38 PM
um...sure Jace. Just eh, put that in your own thread and call it *warning erotic poems, parental guidence suggested (this means you star)*....lol j/k

yea it's cool, do as you wish!

J. Corwin
04-23-2004, 08:50 PM
Done! :devil:

MisterQ
04-23-2004, 09:10 PM
lol...years of sappy love letters...j/k umm, I am cheesy so it helps out alot when I am writting these things. I am cheesy like Coria is fast. But, I am poem writer like Henman is a clay courter...


:haha:

Fumus
04-23-2004, 09:14 PM
Jace you truly are the man
you have the word in your hand
put that poetry to music, it would sound grand
I think that all you need now is a band

With Mr.Q on Bass Deb on drums and me on Guitar
we surely would do well, we could really go far
I am kidding of course but we could play in a bar

All this would happen we would have much fame
we'd get lots of money to improve our tennis game
all I need now is just some kind of a band name
I was thinking "Flying Monkey that spews the butt flame"

andyroxmysox12191
04-23-2004, 09:52 PM
A solution for andy fans


So many of us now :)
just growing like wa-pow:timebomb:
and I don't even know how :rolleyes:
to get everybody's name down :shrug:

Old faces blend had blended with the new :cool:
Jace,AndyRoxmysox, and Carlito were blue :sad:
because I forget about them in my poem too :eek:
with so many people what am I supposed to do? :help:

So I have an idea to fix this situation! :clap2:
release the stress and the aggravation :bounce:
a new way to make it so you aren't blue :sad:
those who want poems about themselves :wavey:
should make ones too! :D

:haha: nice!!! but you can use mani instead of andyroxmysox :)

Carito_90
04-23-2004, 11:32 PM
:haha: that's a good one but.. my name's Carito :lol:

star
04-24-2004, 05:15 AM
I'm blonde. :)

And yes, I know I can't spell. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-025.gif

Carito_90
04-24-2004, 07:14 PM
I'm blonde.

And yes, I know I can't spell.

:haha:
aww u can spell blondie... most of the blondies cant even spell their names :lol:

Fumus
04-25-2004, 10:45 PM
wow... :topic:

lol.

:angel:

heya
04-26-2004, 05:32 PM
http://www.amiannoying.com/(x0mfeq552pzlfs55vqvi4f55)/collection.aspx?collection=2366 :D

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:59 PM
Anna is coming to play in the park next to wear I live *muah*

Havok
04-26-2004, 09:04 PM
Kournikova??? If so:(:(:( lucky

Fumus
04-26-2004, 09:17 PM
Word my Canadian friend. Check it out on the WTT tennis website, click Schenectady Buzz and you will seee!!

Havok
04-26-2004, 09:20 PM
oh you mean her playing WTT. UGh so envious :fiery: you better be there and watching her every move :drool:

Fumus
04-26-2004, 09:24 PM
yea then I will get a pic with her and I will post it and be like look at me, next to Anna haha, look look at this one, here I am, this is us making out, look look this is her giving birth to our child...lol

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 09:27 PM
look this is her giving birth to our child...lol

I will give you a free box of Roddick breafast cereal if you can get a convincing photo of that one... :lol:

Havok
04-26-2004, 09:29 PM
:haha:

Fumus
04-26-2004, 09:33 PM
I will give you a free box of Roddick breafast cereal if you can get a convincing photo of that one... :lol:

Haha some Roddick munch is all I need!!

J. Corwin
04-26-2004, 11:03 PM
:lol:

Carito_90
04-26-2004, 11:33 PM
:haha: Q!

heya
04-28-2004, 01:49 PM
http://www.rateitall.com/i-5002-andy-roddick.aspx LMAO@envious voters

MisterQ
11-22-2004, 05:18 AM
There once was a man from Nebraska
Who wanted to be Tennis Mastah'
But he lost his good form
His strokes were lukewarm
And his serve was as hot as Alaska.

Deboogle!.
11-22-2004, 05:23 AM
oh. my. god. DEATH!!!!!!!!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MisterQ again. :sad:

superpinkone37
11-22-2004, 06:09 AM
once again MisterQ, you are just too good :lol:

Iheartandy&roger
11-22-2004, 07:25 AM
:lol: :rolls: :sobbing: :bigclap: Well done that's a masterpiece! Well lookin forward to next year can't wait! 2005!

Fumus
11-24-2004, 07:18 PM
Wow...this thread made me crack up reading all the poems again.

ODE TO 04'

In 04' your serve got alot faster
Your vollies stayed a disaster
You’re still not a backhand master
But your return no longer gives me laugher

At Aussie Open it was Safin
With his big groundies a crashin'
At the French it was Mutis
With his game soft as fleece
At Wimbly it was Fed
His return knocked you dead
At the US Open it was Johansson
You went around the stadium prancin’

In 04' you made me snore
Fed won it all
That dirty slam whore

Just keep hope alive
For Oh Five
This will be your year to thrive.
Just get the big win for which you strive.
Then I guarantee the number one spot you will arrive.

Deboogle!.
11-24-2004, 08:22 PM
:haha: That is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :worship:

Golfnduck
11-24-2004, 09:09 PM
Love the poem Fumus!!!! :worship: :yeah:

MisterQ
11-24-2004, 09:55 PM
nice work, fumus :yeah:

dirty slam whore, lol

J. Corwin
11-24-2004, 10:32 PM
:lol:

Carito_90
11-25-2004, 12:19 AM
Great poem Fumus :)

Damn I was really annoying before :eek: :lol:

superpinkone37
11-25-2004, 02:14 AM
great poem, fumus!! :yeah: :haha:

Fumus
11-25-2004, 04:51 AM
nice work, fumus :yeah:

dirty slam whore, lol

haha..yea I was like what ryhmes with snore...ohh I know...

superpinkone37
11-25-2004, 06:04 AM
hahah that dirty slam whore part is the best :yeah:

andyroxmysox12191
11-25-2004, 05:32 PM
:sobbing: that was great fumus! i could NEVER write stuff like that lmao
yeah dirty slam whore is great :p