The make a silly poem thread

04-21-2004, 03:38 AM
I am crazy
my mind is dead
I don't even bother with words
you heard what I said

I think if I look too long
I will go blind
I told you I am crazy
I have no mind

You're so silly, wild, and cool
If you were the teacher
I would go to school

I don't bother with rythem
it doesn't effect my ryhme
my verbal beats hum
and you keep in time

Written in 2 minutes.. :)

04-21-2004, 07:00 AM
While I sat on the train, the inquest had started
One of the passengers had definetely farted
Everyones eyes all circled around
Could the person who did this be found?

Was it the man in the brown leather jacket?
The girl with the sports bag and badminton racket?
The man in the cap who looked half asleep?
Or the guy with the briefcase who looked like a creep?

Whoever had done it, they knew it was wrong,
to leave such a nasty and lingering pong.
With my breath held in and my head between legs
I blocked out the odour of bad rotten eggs

Whover had trumped, had filled up the carriage
A smell such as that could ruin a marriage
My journey of hell, it soon turned to glee
As I jumped off at clapham, at last I was free !!!

Mrs. B
04-21-2004, 07:26 AM
Spring is in the air
I feel those winter blues are over
I smell the scent of a little flower
And i have such a big big hunger!

I hear the birds a- singin’, a-chirpin’
I hear the children laughin’
They’re in the yard a-playin’
I can hear my tummy screamin’!!!

Now i wanna eat some spring rolls
Spring rolls!!!
Roll over raclette and fondue
My current craving’s not for you
I think of sweet and sour sauce
Oriental flavor to please my tongue and nose
Savor that taste of home sweet home
Spring rolls, spring rolls are in bloom!!!

04-21-2004, 09:21 AM
The sky was dark,
the moon was high,
all alone just her and I

Her hair so brown,
Her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft,
her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how,
but I tried my best
I wiped my forehead and took off my vest

I remember my fear,
my fast beating heart,
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished,
its all over now,
My very first time at milking a cow !!!!!!!!!

04-21-2004, 11:23 AM
I feel a murmer
Like Mr. Schirmer
Is he lurking by my door?

And if he kills me
I hope he wills me
To clean the mess up off the floor.

(30 seconds)

04-21-2004, 05:04 PM
great Poems guys!!

04-21-2004, 05:25 PM
Barely forgotten how to speak
throat dryer than sand
a cough a wisper
I was in demand

I don't remember
what to say
but my mouth opened
and I began to pray

sputtering and blubbering
I blabbered about my way
I stumbled over words
and just kept talking until
I had nothing to say

When it was over
my back was sweaty
my palms cold as ice
I began to hear noise
it was acutally something nice

It sounded like thunder
at first just distant
until up in my face
I bowed to my crowd
and said I love this place

04-21-2004, 08:10 PM
denim that cow one is :haha:

Ode to Tommy Haas:

Tommy, tommy
You so fine
Hit a forehand
Down the line

Go to the loo
and do your poo
before the match
so that you dont do a poo on court while you are playing and embarass yourself and then choke because you're crying i love you tommy please win a grand slam already

(40 seconds)

04-21-2004, 08:23 PM
hahaha :lol: Tommy Haas he is your boss, eww your teeth you should floss...

04-21-2004, 11:01 PM
:haha: Frooty

04-22-2004, 12:10 AM
I am gay,
I like to lay,
Next month is May,
I have a friend named Tay,
Tomorrow's another day,
and what am I going to say?

: :o

04-22-2004, 03:35 AM
Andy Roddick lets go
forget about that Mandy hoe
lets get on with the show
get in your tennis boat and row
you are pulling the other americans in tow
your game is going to need to grow
if you want to beat Federer, ya know?

(45 seconds my best yet)

04-22-2004, 10:01 AM
Mary had a little Lamb
She also had a duck
she put them on her 4 post bed
to see if they would ...get on

She fed the lamb on such strange food
She gave him peas and kippers
She used to own 2 Hedgehogs once
But she turned them into slippers

04-22-2004, 02:19 PM
Denim that first one of yours is just fantastic ;)

04-22-2004, 02:34 PM
Grey sky purple moon blue hair
Enter the door I don't care
I'll ride away on my mare
If I get lost I have my flairs
I just hope I don't run into bears
cuz I'll do anything that she dares
it's all in the clothes that she wears
Andre we will see how he fairs
he better start to reduce his errors
when he beats Fed everyone stares

(35 seconds) wow, I am getting lower and lower

04-22-2004, 02:40 PM
Sonnet for the lone tennis star

When one is in need of a tennis star
One cares not about a tender backhand
One cares not where a lob could land
One simply does not look that far

When one is in need of a tennis star
One just wants a one night stand
One just wants a helping hand
When horny in a Volvo car

If one is sure one wants to know
How to get that star to touch your back
One has my splendid advice to follow

One should go to a place dark and black
Where one will surely come to know
What it's like, making love with Stepanek

04-22-2004, 03:55 PM
haha stapnek is a great looking what if he looks like one of those guys from the gary larson far side catoons...

04-23-2004, 02:03 AM
Ode to Wonder Woman

Wonder, wonder, wonder woman

Spin, spin, spin you crazy dame
your clothes will fly
enemies will die
cos they thought your crown was lame

04-23-2004, 06:19 AM
haha stapnek is a great looking what if he looks like one of those guys from the gary larson far side catoons...

He probably is a great guy, so it seems in real life anyway, but he is not the most handsome one out there ;)

04-23-2004, 06:27 AM
Drank a beer
Tried to steer
Oh dear :drink:

04-23-2004, 06:29 AM
:D Good and short ;) Great one MisterQ

Mrs. B
04-23-2004, 08:27 AM
i'm the kind
who cannot wash
a memory
it’ll take a while
i’ll smile
i’ll stay...
an emotional exile.

04-23-2004, 06:24 PM
Drank a beer
Tried to steer
Oh dear :drink:

04-24-2004, 01:39 PM
I have always found it amazingly silly
how people will judge on the size of a willy
When it comes to esteem, prestige & power
and who owns the big magic wand in the shower

If it functions & works, thats what matters of course
and it cant be too long if your riding a horse
Its not the Wild West, these are willies not guns
nor elephants trunks, they will not pick up buns

I am sure Eve said to Adam....... its fine
your six inches suits me, I'm not after nine
Its life and not NASA, no need for a rocket
Its whats in the bank, not whats in your pocket

04-24-2004, 05:22 PM
Personal complex there, Denim? ;)

04-24-2004, 10:30 PM
denim, youre an inspiration for small penised men all over the world!!! :bigclap:

I have written a poem on button flys on jeans

I have to pee
I must wee wee
But woe alas
Tis a hard task

There are buttons in the way
Im starting to spray
but my pantaloons remain
oh the hideous pain
on the carpet a fresh stain
where my pants should have lain

04-24-2004, 10:52 PM

In Soho there are shops
with one boot in the window.
The wealthy ladies of the Upper East Side
purchase footwear down there.
They leave their lonely poodles in the penthouse
And sully their bottoms on dirty cab seats
So they can parade their new faces
Past the men vending bagels and coffee.
I wonder if those boots make them sexier
When they come home to their poodle.

04-24-2004, 10:55 PM
that poem was pretty deep for a silly poem thread. It puts my wee wee poem to shame :sad:

04-24-2004, 10:57 PM
that poem was pretty deep for a silly poem thread. It puts my wee wee poem to shame :sad:

sorry. ;) i started out thinking it would be silly but it ended being kind of sad...

your poem was :haha: :haha: frooty, you rock! :rocker2:

04-24-2004, 10:59 PM
its based on a true story :o

04-28-2004, 03:19 AM
There was a young man from St. Paul
Who started his sleep in the fall.
But in hibernation
He tried masturbation--
It was better than nothing at all.

04-28-2004, 07:23 AM
:lol: charming

04-28-2004, 07:29 AM
When we were young girls, so fresh in our teens
We'd go on our diets, to look good in our jeans!
And of course, at that age, we'd starve now and then
The obvious reason, was to look good for men!
Then, in our 20's, we'd push food away
To look good for the boyfriends, we chose for the day!
Our 30's, the same "sorry, cannot eat that
My guy may not love me if I start getting FAT!
Thank God, in our 40's, we've learned from mistakes
We must push away pizza and candy and cakes..
So we feel good, feel healthy, love ourselves once again
Then just sit back and laugh, and outlive all those men!!!!!

04-28-2004, 07:58 AM
My neighbour

My neighbour is near ordinary
That frightens me; it's scary
The only problem: he is very,
almost urang utan-like hairy

The other day, he was wearing a tank top
His armpit hair truly resembled a wig shop
And all that hair growth on his feet, nose and back,
somehow it is too hard to keep track

However, what is the weirdest of it all
Even in July, he suffers from local snowfall
Yes, my near ordinary, yet somehow scary neighbour has dandruff
On his feet, back, and in his nose, together with other gooey stuff

04-28-2004, 08:02 AM live next door to Pete Sampras? lmao

04-28-2004, 08:08 AM
Actually, I live next to an old lady, but still ;) It was a made up poem hehe

Mrs. B
04-28-2004, 08:15 AM
Martijn was probably talking about this guy, who got embarrassed about the snowflakes:

04-28-2004, 08:19 AM
Yes.. OMG I would rep you for that pic, but I can't (should spread some more around lol).. Ugh!

Mrs. B
04-28-2004, 08:20 AM
no prob. thnx for the last one. i couldn't give u one either, must spread the love around, eh? ;)

04-28-2004, 08:30 AM
Hehe yeah I know.. I keep on spreading :p

04-28-2004, 08:50 PM
omg that hairy guy is so gross :haha:

04-29-2004, 01:48 AM
you need to be a zookeeper to appreciate that picture lol :lol:

04-29-2004, 04:46 AM
I thought wooly mammoths were extinct.

04-29-2004, 04:55 AM
Strangely enough he felt the need to shave his head.

04-29-2004, 09:38 AM
I thought wooly mammoths were extinct.

He's lost his tusks, so it seems..

04-30-2004, 02:17 AM
and his gillette sensor triple blade one would assume lol