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Novak Djokovic - Oscar winning role!

ivanban
04-19-2007, 05:04 PM
I guess Novak will surely, if he continues to play like today, won an Oscar for actor in a leading role in film "Nole Nokia and the Choking Factory" (parody on a film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory").

scoobs
04-19-2007, 05:06 PM
It must have taken you most of the afternoon to come up with that.

Kitty de Sade
04-19-2007, 05:07 PM
It must have taken you most of the afternoon to come up with that.

:haha: :yeah:

Henry Chinaski
04-19-2007, 05:08 PM
1 break ahead against a very good returner returner, on clay. Oh my God, what a choke. Has this ever happened before in the history of tennis?

GlennMirnyi
04-19-2007, 05:09 PM
The clay season manages to make MTF even worse. :o

GlennMirnyi
04-19-2007, 05:10 PM
Very good returner? That must be why Ferrer lost in straights to a semi-retired Voltchkov in Minsk last year. :lol:

mangoes
04-19-2007, 05:10 PM
It must have taken you most of the afternoon to come up with that.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mashamaniac
04-19-2007, 05:12 PM
nole was 5-2 up in the first set,and lost it 7-5 :) !!! an undisputed choke!

LaTenista
04-19-2007, 05:15 PM
Ferrer leads the tour on return games won. It wasn't a choke by Nole but a comeback by Ferrer. ;)

ivanban
04-19-2007, 05:16 PM
It must have taken you most of the afternoon to come up with that.

Well, maybe you would need so long to come up with a thread like this. But, this idea cross my mind immediately after the match. I wasn't home at the time Nole finished his match, so I made this thread now :smash::hatoff:

GlennMirnyi
04-19-2007, 05:20 PM
Ferrer leads the tour on return games won. It wasn't a choke by Nole but a comeback by Ferrer. ;)

But is the 45th in service games won. ;)

ivanban
04-19-2007, 05:21 PM
1 break ahead against a very good returner returner, on clay. Oh my God, what a choke. Has this ever happened before in the history of tennis?

If you watched the match (and you obviously didn't), you would've known that Novak was leading in 1st set 4:1 and 5:2 and lost that set. Also, in 2nd set he was serving first and got broken in his last service game. If thats not choking I don't know what is :smash::secret:

G4.
04-19-2007, 05:33 PM
when he wins he's the greatest and the next number 1 , when he loses wasting a big lead , it's ok he is young he has time to learn

betterthanhenman
04-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Was simply bewilderilingly poor from Novak. The comparison between his and DF's body language was alarming.

NikolaBGD
04-19-2007, 05:39 PM
Very ill thread!

Croatian is nervous, Ljubo lose and he shit about Serbian Star...

p.s picko jedna retardirana!

Veronique
04-19-2007, 05:47 PM
But is the 45th in service games won. ;)

So how does that contradict the poster's point that Ferrer is one of the best returner again?

Grunge
04-19-2007, 06:47 PM
Ummm, Nole was leading 5:2, but this was still only one break difference. Both players had much problems on their own serve during all match, so it wasnt surprising when DF made comeback. Choking is when you have winning situation but you are "too scared" to finish match. Nole didnt have any such situation today cause DF was simply better.

explicit
04-19-2007, 09:16 PM
Very ill thread!

Croatian is nervous, Ljubo lose and he shit about Serbian Star...

p.s picko jedna retardirana!

Very stupid thread and a very, very stupid response. :smash:

P.S. Dobro je sto vecina ljudi ne moze da ga razume.

Horatio Caine
04-19-2007, 09:20 PM
The clay season manages to make MTF even worse. :o

I feel suicidal :scared:

Horatio Caine
04-19-2007, 09:23 PM
It must have taken you most of the afternoon to come up with that.

ROTFLMFAO :haha: :haha:

Billabong
04-19-2007, 09:25 PM
Oh God:o

Deathless Mortal
04-19-2007, 09:38 PM
Very stupid thread and very, very stupid response. :smash:

P.S. Dobro je sto vecina ljudi ne moze da ga razume.

Really stupid response.

p.s. ja ga mogu razumijeti ;)

El Legenda
04-19-2007, 10:03 PM
Very ill thread!

Croatian is nervous, Ljubo lose and he shit about Serbian Star...

p.s picko jedna retardirana!

Gazi sve cetnike, sve su to pickice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MLzNgbP_zw&NR=1
great song :)

ljubicic_
04-19-2007, 10:09 PM
Very ill thread!

Croatian is nervous, Ljubo lose and he shit about Serbian Star...

p.s picko jedna retardirana!

sorry that i have to remind you of this, i'm really sorry!


















:haha: Kazachstan 2-1 Serbia :haha: :lol:

blosson
04-19-2007, 10:27 PM
I thought you were referring to his impersonation of Andy Roddick :haha:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5219293&postcount=500

Magenta
04-19-2007, 11:51 PM
:haha:
Srbi i Hrvati at their finest

NikolaBGD
04-20-2007, 12:55 AM
Very stupid thread and very, very stupid response. :smash:

P.S. Dobro je sto vecina ljudi ne moze da ga razume.


Razume onaj ko je napisao naslov ovakve debilne teme, i to je dovoljno...
Prema takvim bitangama nemam respekta!

its.like.that
04-20-2007, 01:06 AM
I really don't understand why mods don't delete threads like this one.

:shrug:

ivanban
04-20-2007, 07:54 AM
Razume onaj ko je napisao naslov ovakve debilne teme, i to je dovoljno...
Prema takvim bitangama nemam respekta!

Koje ste vi kretencine kad ne razumete da ovo nije ozbiljan thread nego samo sala da lakse prebrodimo Noletov los dan. Nisam znao da postoji toliko ljudi sa totalnim odsustvom smisla za humor. :eek::rolleyes:

Good thing that most of people can't understand what you're babbeling here

explicit
04-20-2007, 08:53 AM
Koje ste vi kretencine kad ne razumete da ovo nije ozbiljan thread nego samo sala da lakse prebrodimo Noletov los dan. Nisam znao da postoji toliko ljudi sa totalnim odsustvom smisla za humor. :eek::rolleyes:

Good thing that most of people can't understand what you're babbeling here

Hey, I am not a fan of Djokovic and I was not 'offended' in any way by this thread. I get that you were trying to make a joke, but you failed.

Try harder next time. :wavey: