That 9 sec thing they must be counting everything as sex
You think of a girl=sex
You miss somebody=sex
Oh that girl is cute=sex
I think i remember something=sex
Ate Ice cream=sex
I need to sharpen my pencil=sex
More evidence that women think about sex more
Well pussy i only like it when girls are masturbating
But i always make em do it themselves and only touch it with a towel. Some girl wanted to kill me
With a towel?
I would probably get in trouble with the mods if I described what I do, so I will refrain.