As I said everyone has different tastes. I for one think anybody who finds Simon to be attractive must have very low standards. And you're talking about Simons's dick. Is that what you mean by looks-wise?
Anyway beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Stepanek is dating Vaidisova. Enough said.
No it's not just his dick. Simon is very handsome, IMO. Plus his sweet personality.
But yeah you're right, as cliched as that saying has become.