Andy's a lucky bastard and is one of a handful of players who, by the time 2009 started, had played 500 singles matches, which in the rule book allows them to miss one mandatory 1000 event.
Well, instead of watching Andy play I could post some videos of my crappy 3.5 tennis. Clearly much more entertaining. This will surely hold you over for two weeks.
Watch me hit a slice forehand and shank a volley.