Welcome to the "Who Cut the Cheese?" Thread!!!
This thread is in honor of Roger Federer, the Big Swiss Cheese! He is without doubt one of the most talented players on the ATP circuit today. He is currently ranked No. 1 in the world. He has a cow named Juliette. His alpha-girlfriend is in training for a Yoko Ono-type legacy. He always wears a headband. He has a big nose. His left arm is warped. He is the Big Cheese! Love the Cheese!
This thread is also in honor of the elite few who can actually Cut the Cheese! So far this year, 2004, Mr Big Cheese has a fabulous YTD record anybody would kill for: 23-2. Only two mortals have managed to take a bite out of the Big Cheese so far: Tim "King of Cheese Cutting" Henman
and Rafael "New at Cutting the Cheese" Nadal
. At this rate, we figure we will hit 100 Cheese Cutters by the year 2016. This is an Elite Force!
You may ask: why is this Cheese Cutting thread in the Andy Roddick (AR) forum and not the Roger Federer or GM forums? Well, for starters, Andy Roddick himself is an admirer of the Big Cheese, so why not put it here? The other reason is that the AR posters here have come to the forgone conclusion that the other forums simply lack any good-natured humor, a sense of irony, and a love of absurdity. You may have noticed that many of the non-AR posters around the forums are quite good for poking fun of players they collectively do not like (i.e., Roddick, Hewitt), but try poking fun at players they do
like (i.e., Safin, Federer) and you are at the top of their humorless shit lists. The AR fans here do not believe in such hypocrisy and prefer to poke fun at everybody
. Check out our glorious "Bizarre, Obscene, and Funny Pictures of Andy" thread if you do not believe us. We do not put our tennis players on a pedestal and prostrate before them. We put our players on a pedestal and then bitch-slap them silly!
And lest anybody think this is a thread intended to "bash" Roger, please view my av and signature carefully before making such ridiculous pronouncements.
To quote the great George Carlin:
"Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke!"
Enjoy the Cheese Thread.