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OMG Tangy that was so immature.

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I hope no one clicks that link in a public space!
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DIES!!!!OMFG those farts are killing me. btw tangy the Nadal fart was way better than Tim's over-the-top fart

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haha...it's alittle more hystrung like Nadal!!

Where's my David Nalb cheese cuter?!?!?!?!

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OMG Tangy that was so immature.
I'm older than all of you and yet I get the feeling I'm the most puerile of this group. Bathroom humor at its lowest form!

But seriously, if you're going to be a Cheese Cutter this is what's required of you.

And don't worry about Andre. We all know that the older they get, the more stealth-like in their cheese cutting they become. Roger won't know what hit him.

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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I'm older than all of you and yet I get the feeling I'm the most puerile of this group. Bathroom humor at its lowest form!

But seriously, if you're going to be a Cheese Cutter this is what's required of you.

And don't worry about Andre. We all know that the older they get, the more stealth-like in their cheese cutting they become. Roger won't know what hit him.
yea Andre is sbd...

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LMFAO Tangy.

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To cut, or not to cut, the cheese that is the question. What we have here is a dilemma. Mr Big Cheese lost his doubles match in his DC match against the Frenchmen. But is cutting half a cheese the same as cutting the *whole* cheese? I mean, Cheese Boy didn't lose that match on his own you know. In fact, if he were playing both Frenchies in that one match by himself, without being hindered by a lesser partner, he likely would've won.

But alas, a cheese is a cheese, whether its whole or half, and the Frenchmen had cut it deeply. So we must honor the French Cheese Whizzes, Nicolas Escude and Michael Llodra.


"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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Nasty!

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that's such a french fart

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OMFG, OMFG, OMFG!!!

Those farts are killin me!! geeeeez!
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Well, I'm trying to match the farts with the appropriate players. Tim Henman is the King Cheese Slayer and so he gets the biggest fart of them all. You can't beat that one.

Nadal is young and a bit self-conscious so I gave him a decent fart but not one that would overpower the King Cheese, Tim Henman.

Now we've got two Frenchman. I had to find two relatively short farts that would classify as a French fart, see. Do you have any idea how embarassing it is to visit a fart site, download various farts, play them until you found the right one, and then hear your husband yell at you from the other room "What the hell did you EAT last night!?" only to find yourself explaining in vain that it wasn't me, it's this website and I'm doing it for a thread I created on THIS site and yadda yadda yadda, I'm talking to a wall. He thinks I really cut it and am blaming it on a website.

Now he's threatened to throw a bottle of Gas-Ex in my work bag. Humph! I don't fart. I'm a lady.

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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OH MY FUCKIN GOD!! I'm gonna wake all my family up if i keep laughing!!
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