Well, I'm trying to match the farts with the appropriate players. Tim Henman is the King Cheese Slayer and so he gets the biggest fart of them all. You can't beat that one.
Nadal is young and a bit self-conscious so I gave him a decent fart but not one that would overpower the King Cheese, Tim Henman.
Now we've got two Frenchman. I had to find two relatively short farts that would classify as a French fart, see. Do you have any idea how embarassing it is to visit a fart site, download various farts, play them until you found the right one, and then hear your husband yell at you from the other room "What the hell did you EAT last night!?" only to find yourself explaining in vain that it wasn't me
, it's this website and I'm doing it for a thread I created on THIS site and yadda yadda yadda, I'm talking to a wall. He thinks I really cut it and am blaming it on a website.
Now he's threatened to throw a bottle of Gas-Ex in my work bag. Humph! I don't fart. I'm a lady.