All right, for anyone who missed the intent of my last post, the hyperbole was intended as a graceful and (hopefully--but guess not) humorous way of ending my participation in this thread. I had actually figured out that this thread as half-serious, half-funny was not going to catch on, and since a half-serious, half-funny language thread in another player's forum was recently created, I will transplant myself over there.
As to the references to myself as a bot, that is my teasing nickname in a number of player forums. So when someone in this thread independently asked if I were a bot and Brian and I started (re-)writing humorous songs around it, I thought it could be an inside joke nickname here as well. I'm sorry for any confusion I inadvertently created.
This shall be my final post here.
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