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A variation of the GM thread, just for us ducky fans.

If you were a tennis reporter, what would you ask Andy?

Here's a few questions I have for Andy:

- When do you plan to care more about winning slams and less about winning Davis Cup?

- You do realize that you won't be able to win your precious DC until you guys learn to love the mud and play decently on clay? How do you plan to turn everybody into a Guga-playing clay god within a few weeks?

- Your ass is almost as big as Rafa's? How do you feel about that? Ever do the hip bump with him? Do you want to?

- James or Mardy?

- Ever wonder if maybe you'd finally beat Roger is you learned to hate his ass instead of kiss it? Is that something you'd be willing to try differently at Wimbledon this year?

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What's the deal with you and USO the last two years?

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Re: Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)

Do you ever watch old matches (not yours, classic ones...)? Which ones are your favorites? Who are your favorites to watch?

Where's the trucker hat?

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OH MY GOD TANGY.
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OMG Tangy!!

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I have a couple:

~Why do you hate the baseline so much? What has it ever done to you?
~Have you forgotten how to hit a forehand?
~~and as a corollary to that: if you watched old matches of yourself, how did you miss how you used to play?

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Do you keep your USO trophy in a pedestal?
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how do you feel about being the andy with the less entertaining vomit?
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at this thread Tangy

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Nat likes eggos, do you also like eggos?
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How does it feel to ooze loser thoughts for no reason?

Losers go down.

I am nothing more than another victim among other top 40 players.
I go down mentally and ignore responsibility. I listen to clueless people because they're close and comfortable with me.

If I can't beat you, I'll stop trying.
Can I join your self-congratulatory party?

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I want to be in denial as John Kennedy Jr. was.
I don't really want to be like Lance Armstrong....
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OMFG!

Last of the moon-and-volley specialists.

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did I mention?:

Last of the moon-and-volley specialists.

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