A variation of the GM thread, just for us ducky fans.
If you were a tennis reporter, what would you ask Andy?
Here's a few questions I have for Andy:
- When do you plan to care more about winning slams and less about winning Davis Cup?
- You do realize that you won't be able to win your precious DC until you guys learn to love the mud and play decently on clay? How do you plan to turn everybody into a Guga-playing clay god within a few weeks?
- Your ass is almost as big as Rafa's? How do you feel about that? Ever do the hip bump with him? Do you want to?
- James or Mardy?
- Ever wonder if maybe you'd finally beat Roger is you learned to hate his ass instead of kiss it? Is that something you'd be willing to try differently at Wimbledon this year?