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Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)

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#1 ·
A variation of the GM thread, just for us ducky fans. :banana:

If you were a tennis reporter, what would you ask Andy? :scratch:

Here's a few questions I have for Andy: :devil:

- When do you plan to care more about winning slams and less about winning Davis Cup?

- You do realize that you won't be able to win your precious DC until you guys learn to love the mud and play decently on clay? How do you plan to turn everybody into a Guga-playing clay god within a few weeks?

- Your ass is almost as big as Rafa's? How do you feel about that? Ever do the hip bump with him? Do you want to?

- James or Mardy?

- Ever wonder if maybe you'd finally beat Roger is you learned to hate his ass instead of kiss it? Is that something you'd be willing to try differently at Wimbledon this year?
 
#29 ·
- Are you aware at all of how ugly you look whenever you shave your head? Do you enjoy looking unattractive?

- I've noticed that the clothes you wear oncourt often reflects your current mindset/game. Are you aware that "boring non-Wimbledon white" = "Loser"? Would you be willing to change your clothes in order to change your attitude and current losing streak?
 
#30 ·
Why do you get to tournaments so late when you have no reason not to get there earlier? Why don't you realize how stupid that is?
 
#31 ·
I think this thread is cathartic.
 
#33 ·
tangerine_dream said:
- I've noticed that the clothes you wear oncourt often reflects your current mindset/game. Are you aware that "boring non-Wimbledon white" = "Loser"? Would you be willing to change your clothes in order to change your attitude and current losing streak?
well wearing bright orange earlier this year didn't help either :awww:
 
#37 ·
LOL. Somebody just wrote a comment on my blog asking if I were really a fan of Andy's because this particular thread I created seems rather mean-spirited.

Remarking that Andy's bum is almost as big as Rafa's isn't a hateful comment, I don't think. I like his derrierer. It's like squeezing the Charmin. :inlove: :drool:

 
#38 ·
tangerine_dream said:
LOL. Somebody just wrote a comment on my blog asking if I were really a fan of Andy's because this particular thread I created seems rather mean-spirited.

Remarking that Andy's bum is almost as big as Rafa's isn't a hateful comment, I don't think. I like his derrierer. It's like squeezing the Charmin. :inlove: :drool:

Too bad he doesn't move as well as Nadal. :mad:
 
#41 ·
partygirl said:
Do you always bring a blonde with you to Paris?
-Is that why you never go far? (no offense blondies)

...is there an age requirement?:aplot:? -ive seen pics

there should be :p
Well i can't speak to other years but I am pretty sure he did not have a blond with him this year in Paris :p
 
#42 ·
Unless Ginger is traveling with him again.
 
#43 ·
Well, right :p and John is sort of blondish depending on the light:p Considering John and Ginger are married, she may be traveling with them more?
 
#44 ·
Hard to say. She might be home more to keep an eye on the academy in John's absence?
 
#46 · (Edited)
That girl looks like Gwyneth Paltrow.... anyway, i am not sure if that is Andy's girlfriend. I am not sure if Andy has a girlfriend at this moment. And if he does, I am not sure she was in France during RG, and I am not sure if she is blond...so um yea.

And Fee, doesn't John co-own the Academy with someone else?
 
#47 ·
Yeah, well it's funny that Tennis Photo Library just randomly took photos of this girl and called her Andy's girlfriend, because there have been no reports of her at all, and you'd assume that rumours would be starting about this girl.

Who were you referring to as his gf, Deb? You sounded like you know something... lol

But meh, if he has a gf - great! If not - that's great too! Whatever makes him happy
 
#48 ·
If Andy had a girlfriend in the stands, wouldn't more than one source report it?

You're right Deb, I always forget that John is a partner in that academy.
 
#50 ·
Exactly, Fee. ESPN would've been ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL over it :lol: I remember when they showed that Lauren girl before they even knew her name...
 
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