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post #106 of 1576 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 11:17 PM
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Re: Fun in the boring mud! (the Clay Season thread)

There's no hope when it comes to Andy making good decisions about the clay season

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Re: Fun in the boring mud! (the Clay Season thread)

I'm still hoping that he'll play Monte-Carlo this year.
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Well even if he were to want to play now he couldn't, since he's officially withdrawn per the ATP lol

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Re: Fun in the boring mud! (the Clay Season thread)

If you listen to The Heya...the Roddick becomes crystal clear
he's dumb

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Re: Fun in the boring mud! (the Clay Season thread)

Boo. I saw this coming like 3 years ago though so whatever.

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In Europe, the way he smiled with a "I don't care, a long match's good enough.
I finally reached a tiebreak. Hurry and beat me" look on his face and immaturely whined at the audience proved that clay is a joke to him.
This was his attitude in Davis Cup, Rome and Hamburg. Paris's just a place to relax with friends.

He claimed "I don't move well on clay", (Brad Gilbert loved hearing that, as he believes Blake's greater on clay).

Yet, Andy ballooned to 197 pounds, stuffed himself with pizza and hotdogs (before the Chang 2001 FO match).

2 years ago, he was violently ill after cramming pizza in his stomach + stayed up at night with Lauren Bedford (the rebound "smiley girlfriend") the night before a French Open match with Todd Martin....too bad a clay courter didn't win the 1st match easily to end Andy's misery instead.
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what's next for Andy? RG? what?
btw, I wrote this in GM. great thread btw

"Kiss me" by 6pence non the richer
Alternative lyrics to be sung by Andy Roddick.

Beat me.... down by the Parisian clay
Yearly, beside the red, red mud
Spin, spin, spin that topspin shot
You get it in and I will hit the net O-ohhh

*Beat me....
Beneath the cheering French crowd
Swing me... another 1st round lo-o-oss
Lift your return game, get my serve back and make me start to crack, I start cursing...
... so beat meeee....*

Beat me...
Down by the Philippe Chartrier
Swing me, with shots from side to side
Bring, bring, bring your victory dance
We'll take an hour and fifteen for our match o-ohhh
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so beat me...
so beat me...
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Rome in a couple weeks is where he'll play next

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what's next for Andy? RG? what?
btw, I wrote this in GM. great thread btw

"Kiss me" by 6pence non the richer
Alternative lyrics to be sung by Andy Roddick.

Beat me.... down by the Parisian clay
Yearly, beside the red, red mud
Spin, spin, spin that topspin shot
You get it in and I will hit the net O-ohhh

*Beat me....
Beneath the cheering French crowd
Swing me... another 1st round lo-o-oss
Lift your return game, get my serve back and make me start to crack, I start cursing...
... so beat meeee....*

Beat me...
Down by the Philippe Chartrier
Swing me, with shots from side to side
Bring, bring, bring your victory dance
We'll take an hour and fifteen for our match o-ohhh
[chorus]

so beat me...
so beat me...
DEATH!!!!!

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Retire...that way, there won't be a loss that will make the media cry and rush to interview daddy Pmc and the Roddick family. All parties on both sides of the Roddick bandwagon are geniuses.
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I hope Andy plays well the during the clay season. It would be a great time to pick up some points on the competition.

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Re: Fun in the boring mud! (the Clay Season thread)

What clay season? Rome and RG? These are the only tournements left for Andy because he doesn't bother for Monte Carlo, Hamburg etc. He prefers a walk on the lake with his boat instead of tennis on clay.

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Andy's playing both Hamburg and Dusseldorf.

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Hey Deb where you find out he's playing Hamburg? Dusseldorf I knew about, but Hamburg?
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