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Doing a search for "Andy Roddick" on Google yielded this news alert for me today:

3 in 10 men are victims of domestic violence, study finds.
Canada.com, Canada - 1 hour ago
NEW YORK - Nearly three out of 10 men have been battered or otherwise abused by their partners, a new study of men as victims of domestic violence shows. ...


"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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Roddick finds way to avoid first-round upset

GUYANCOURT, FRANCE — It appears that tennis star Andy Roddick has finally found a way to avoid underachieving in Grand Slam events.

Roddick, who has consistently lost to inferior opponents in the early rounds of tennis’ major tournaments, has withdrawn from this month’s French Open with an injury to his right shoulder. The withdrawal leaves Roddick free of the constant nagging questions he usually receives about what went wrong this time around.

While Roddick has won a Grand Slam tournament – the 2003 U.S. Open – his career has been marked by upset losses in many majors. This has been especially true of the French Open, where he has lost in the first round four times and has never been past the third round.

Roddick defended the move during a meeting with reporters yesterday. "The French Open totally sucks. I hate clay. It's nasty, it gets stuck to everything… Not very glamorous, and I'm a glamor kind of guy. Why go out and embarrass myself on a pile of dirt?"

Former tennis great Jimmy Connors, who coached Roddick until earlier this year, called the withdrawal "bush league," adding, "I know he’s really withdrawing so he can spend more time with his supermodel fiancé. Why anyone would want to do that rather than play in the French Open is beyond me – his priorities are all out of whack."

Connors was, of course, referring to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, to whom Roddick got engaged in late March.

"Of course, Jimmy never had that problem," Roddick countered. "Have you seen his mug?"

Even after bailing on the French Open, though, the top-ranked American fully expects to be back in time for Wimbledon. "Wimbledon's pretty cool, with the grass and white clothes and all. I'll definitely be there for that. Just because I’m about to marry a model, and I never win the big tournaments, and I have the habit of losing to guys who suck – all that doesn't mean I’m not fully focused on tennis."

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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Is this last article serious ???

Is it me or it was a "little"... erm, how to say... "hard tone" ?? if you know what I mean... Was Andy being sarcastic or does he really think that about Roland Garros and that about Jimmy and Jimmy saying that....

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Doing a search for "Andy Roddick" on Google yielded this news alert for me today:

3 in 10 men are victims of domestic violence, study finds.
Canada.com, Canada - 1 hour ago
NEW YORK - Nearly three out of 10 men have been battered or otherwise abused by their partners, a new study of men as victims of domestic violence shows. ...

And this !? What the hell is this ??? I simply dont get it.....

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Is this last article serious ???

Is it me or it was a "little"... erm, how to say... "hard tone" ?? if you know what I mean... Was Andy being sarcastic or does he really think that about Roland Garros and that about Jimmy and Jimmy saying that....

Sorry if I'm being silly.
it was a joke/humor thing

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Oooooohhhhhhhhhh ! Good Lord.... My heart almost stopped.... I still can feel the butterflies in my stomach after reading that.

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Crap.

P.S Seems that nowadays I cant distinguish real things from fake ones....

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don't be so hard on yourself but do consider which thread this is - I don't think tangy would've posted a serious news piece in the bizarre funny thread

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don't be so hard on yourself but do consider which thread this is - I don't think tangy would've posted a serious news piece in the bizarre funny thread
Hehe yeah. I actually came here because I thought I was going to see new pics now that I think about it... lol and suddenly, found that and I forgot in which thread I was.... oops...


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Heehee sometimes the sarcasm jumps out at you and sometimes it can be subtle but seeing how Andy never misses a GS unless he is injured I took it with a pinch of salt and the humour that it was intended!
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And this !? What the hell is this ??? I simply dont get it.....
It was funny to me when I did a search for Andy's name in Google and the first hit I got back was a story about domestic violence against men. My reaction was: "So Brooklyn's beating up Andy now?" Sorry, I have a weird sense of humor.

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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It was funny to me when I did a search for Andy's name in Google and the first hit I got back was a story about domestic violence against men. My reaction was: "So Brooklyn's beating up Andy now?" Sorry, I have a weird sense of humor.
Oh ! is ok Your sense of humor isnt weird, Internet searches ARE weird nowadays.... spcially after reading what you found....

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Heehee Tangerine hmmm well if we see bruises at Wimbledon we will know where they came from (just kidding people).
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"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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