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Re: TEST YOUR ANDY RODDICK KNOWLEDGE!!!

1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?
D) The Oort Cloud

2. Which of the following could beat Andy Roddick at Roland Garros?
A and C

3. Andy will have seven ________ by the end of his career:
A) Illegitimate children

4. Andy Roddick is to Roger Federer as an ant is to:
C) pastrami

5) Andy Roddick’s fans persist because
B) They have great faith in them.

6.Andy Roddick was better off with:
A) Mandy Moore (Andy and Mandy )

7. Andy’s next slam title will be:
A) Wimbledon singles (hopefully this year)

8. Andy should:
C) Stick to the power game.

9. Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?
A and B, I'm torn

10. Andy will forever be known as:
D) All of the above.

QUACK IT LOUD....QUACK IT PROUD!!!!!!!!

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Re: TEST YOUR ANDY RODDICK KNOWLEDGE!!!

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Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?

A) The visor
B) The trucker hat
C) That subway shirt thingie
D) Those shirts with alligators on them.
E) condom
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to blosson again.


#11) is A. pass it on.
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12. Andy will not play at Delray Beach because:

A) Andre would kick his ass anyway.
B) He cannot miss Sunday Mass.
C) Sub-tropical beach culture and its scantily-clad women are repulsive to him.
D) Poker night at Mardy's!
E) Pastrami

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3. Andy will have seven ________ by the end of his career:

A) Illegitimate children
B) Piercings
C) Kooyong Classic Titles
D) Return Winners


9. Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?

A) The visor
B) The trucker hat
C) That subway shirt thingie
D) Those shirts with alligators on them.
E) condom
Your answer to No. 3 suggests that No. 9 is wrong.

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Re: TEST YOUR ANDY RODDICK KNOWLEDGE!!!

or vice versa.
9) is what I wish Andy actually does and 3) is what he will get at the end of his career if he doesn't.

Q, you are super annalizing

I actually have a serious answer for your question 3) : Andy will have 14 Houston Clay Court titles by the end of his career and break all records.
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Andy will finally have a real tennis schedule and an artificial attitude is being
created for him in a lab.
He'll win 4 Houston titles on cow pie courts (2014-7).
He'll win 3 French Opens with the help of injured opponents (2017-9).
He'll win 5 Australian titles on slime courts (2012-6). Footwork is unnecessary.
He'll win 5 Wimbledons with no umpire present (2013-8).

Maybe a neutered Roddick will allow himself time for innocent debauchery.

Sweaty women hanging around a schizo, pasty, thick-necked clown. :
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Heya!

On hiatus, just because.
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Re: TEST YOUR ANDY RODDICK KNOWLEDGE!!!

1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?

A) Pluto
B) Uranus
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud

2. Which of the following could beat Andy Roddick at Roland Garros?

A) Chris Fowler
B) Pam Shriver
C) Pam Shriver’s Grandmother
D) All of the above
E) Even CuteMax could beat Andy


3. Andy will have seven ________ by the end of his career:

A) Illegitimate children
B) Piercings
C) Kooyong Classic Titles
D) Return Winners
E) Complimentary "I am Roger's biatch" buttons

4. Andy Roddick is to Roger Federer as an ant is to:

A) pavement
B) permafrost
C) pastrami
D) a steamroller

5. Andy Roddick’s fans persist because:

A) They are fools.
B) They have great faith in him.

C) They learn more from losing than winning.
D) They get paid good money to.

6.Andy Roddick was better off with:

A) Mandy Moore
B) Brad Gilbert
C) Tarik Benhabiles
D) Paris Hilton
E) Kimmy!
Hey I can dream!


7. Andy’s next slam title will be:
A) Wimbledon singles
B) U.S. Open singles
C) Australian Open singles
D) Roland Garros mixed doubles with Martina Hingis.


8. Andy should:

A) Get to net more.
B) Get to net less!
C) Stick to the power game.
D) Bribe some linespeople.


9. Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?

A) The visor Bring it back!
B) The trucker hat
C) That subway shirt thingie
D) Those shirts with alligators on them.



10. Andy will forever be known as:

A) An excellent ping pong player
B) The greatest American tennis star of his generation
C) A witty and charitable dude.
D) All of the above. Cause I am bordering on insanity
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Quote:
Originally Posted by heya
Andy will finally have a real tennis schedule and an artificial attitude is being
created for him in a lab.
He'll win 4 Houston titles on cow pie courts (2014-7).
He'll win 3 French Opens with the help of injured opponents (2017-9).
He'll win 5 Australian titles on slime courts (2012-6). Footwork is unnecessary.
He'll win 5 Wimbledons with no umpire present (2013-8).

Maybe a neutered Roddick will allow himself time for innocent debauchery.

Sweaty women hanging around a schizo, pasty, thick-necked clown. :
omg Heya, you've outdone yourself this time!
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Re: TEST YOUR ANDY RODDICK KNOWLEDGE!!!

I think this is my new favorite thread.
hee hee hee

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"...but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to..."
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