Noelle! Young lady you’re in big trouble. You need to be punished!
Crime: Making Andy sick.
Punishment: As soon as Andy gets better he will spend 2 hours (roughly the time of the match he forfeited) administering your punishment. You, in your little school girl outfit will be in detention. You will sit at a desk with your hands primly folded and resting on top. You will not be wearing any shoes or stockings. Why? Because Andy Roddick will be sitting on the floor in front of you, Indian style, licking you. He will lick your feet everywhere, in between your toes, your heel, your souls, your ankles and calves, and even the pit of your knee. He will not go higher. He will not talk to you. He will do nothing but lick your feet. As your punishment you will do nothing but sit there. No talking. No moving. And after 2 hours of build up Andy will leave you sitting there, totally unsatisfied. And only then will you understand the unexpected anticipation and sudden pain of the let down that your carelessness has caused Andy fans around the globe.
You will know shame.