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Let's steal all the porn he carries in his suitcase. No porn channels in hotels too. Bad boy.
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Mama Blanche says: "No more party poker for you, Andy!"

I say: "Football drills. In the dark. In the cold. In your underwear. And a skirt."

On hiatus, just because.
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Mama Blanche says: "No more party poker for you, Andy!"

I say: "Football drills. In the dark. In the cold. In your underwear. And a skirt."
I like this punishment!

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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Mama Blanche says: "No more party poker for you, Andy!"

I say: "Football drills. In the dark. In the cold. In your underwear. And a skirt."
I would say, with a skirt but no underwear...
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Hey Blosson, I finally saw the cartoon that your av is from? Is it called Foster's home? or something like that? I was looking to watch the new Yu-Gi-Oh GX cartoon on Cartoon Network, so I switched to the channel and lo' and behold, I saw Bloo stealing a little pink elephant from a little girl. Are you the voice for the little girl?
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we should force andy to live his life in celibacy until he wins another slam, or shocks us all.
that'd be a quick way to put another slam under his belt. :]

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Hey Blosson, I finally saw the cartoon that your av is from? Is it called Foster's home? or something like that? I was looking to watch the new Yu-Gi-Oh GX cartoon on Cartoon Network, so I switched to the channel and lo' and behold, I saw Bloo stealing a little pink elephant from a little girl. Are you the voice for the little girl?
The show is called "Foster's Home for Immaginary Friends", Foster's Home is where kids leave their immaginary friends when they grow older and no longer needs them. Then other kids come by and apply to adopt them. Bloo was an immaginary friend to a boy called Mac and his mom made him get rid of Bloo as he got older. Mac took Bloo to the Foster's Home and made a pact with Mrs Foster that he would visit Bloo every day if she didn't put him up for adoption. It's where all the magic and adveture starts. It's a lovely show.

Bloo is a blue blanket and not a condom like I joked.

And no I don't do the voice over for the little girl.
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Crime: Damn you Andy, you have totally messed up my game plan for Suicide Tennis! Karlovic is still alive and that means that if there are any more surprises I will have to commit suicide.

Punishment: I will tie Andy’s feet together and attach him to his boat. I will then proceed to drag him, bare assed, back and forth across his lake until he understands that screwing with a girl’s strategy to make some vCash is never a good idea.

Whatever... FOREVER.
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Punishment: I will tie Andy’s feet together and attach him to his boat. I will then proceed to drag him, bare assed, back and forth across his lake until he understands that screwing with a girl’s strategy to make some vCash is never a good idea.
awesome. may i join? you may need a second pair of hands, when you tie boys up they become useless maybe i could help...im seeing you driving this boat like a woman on a mission, me tending the victim tied to the back of the boat, and by tend to i mean me drinking a long island iced tea in my gold dior bikini in the back of the boat yelling insults and objectifacations at the roddick, telling him he is good for nothing, but parts- he's got great parts.

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I would say, with a skirt but no underwear...
now were getting somewhere.
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I would say, with a skirt but no underwear...

On hiatus, just because.
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Okay warmy. Here is some v-cash for you.
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Here is some more. I'm feeling quite generous today.
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Let's get you to $8.00!!!
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Hell No!!!
I wont Go!!!
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