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post #1441 of 1527 (permalink) Old 03-07-2006, 11:46 PM
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Bring me a hot chick named Conchita!
Honestly, how many more women do you need?!?!?

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Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
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And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
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i want to hear more about this date.


& what's with the mid week cali-mexi trip?
..hormone run?
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post #1444 of 1527 (permalink) Old 03-16-2006, 05:09 PM
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Hey there partygirl. I went to Corona for some computer training for work, and Amber was so gracious enough to meet me there and escort me to dinner and a movie. Really had a good time. However, I must say Amber was a bit smitten with our waiter at Applebees. I thought she was going to take him right there on the table....And I don't think she would've shared with me. As for Mexico, I went there for a plastic surgery consultation. Apparently, you can get surgery really cheap there. My sex change surgery would only cost me $5,000 dollars! Woo Hoo! j/k. I did go for a plastic surgery consult, but not for gender reassignment surgery. I went for some stuff to feminize my face. Haven't decided whether I'll do it or not.
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rrrrrroooooooobbbbbbbbeeeeeeerrrrrrrttttttttt!

did you bring me my mexico water?

5,000 for a sex change is cheap. |:

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Roberto, beware of cheap surgeons. I heard Brazil is the best place for those kind of stuff.

Have you heard of a Brazilian tranvestis called Roberta Close?
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awe robert

so were you pleased with the state of mexican medicine?
...i dont know much about it-

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Thanks Blosson for your concern. But I'm pretty sure this surgeon is legitimate. His office was pretty clean. I have never heard of that transvestite Roberta Close. Is she pretty?
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However, I must say Amber was a bit smitten with our waiter at Applebees. I thought she was going to take him right there on the table....And I don't think she would've shared with me.
And if you all believe this, I have a piece of beach front property in Oklahoma I'd love to sell you!!

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Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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Robert!!! Mexican Medicine? Ok what do I know. Please be careful!

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Thanks Blosson for your concern. But I'm pretty sure this surgeon is legitimate. His office was pretty clean. I have never heard of that transvestite Roberta Close. Is she pretty?
What do you think?
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Robert!!! Mexican Medicine? Ok what do I know. Please be careful!
Considering you're a doctor, I'd say you know a lot?

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Wow Blosson. Is Roberta a transsexual or a Transvestite? She appears to have very feminine facial features, e.g., smooth, high brow, small chin.

Cobalt, I'll be careful!! I pinky promise.

Amber, Amber, Amber. You were all over that 18 year old little boy, and don't you deny it. And you didn't tell me you owned property in Oklahoma!!
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Amber, Amber, Amber. You were all over that 18 year old little boy, and don't you deny it. And you didn't tell me you owned property in Oklahoma!!

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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