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Re: Robert: Missing in Action

Wow two songs in one day!! However did we gain such an honor?

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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Well everyone, I'm sorry that I have not been around. There are just too many men, and too little time...and unfortunately, sometimes too little men with too much time....it's all a balancing act, and I'm just off balance. I will get my act together soon enough.
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*ahem*


Have we got a deal?

(ariel)
If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.

(ursula)
But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

(ariel)
But I don't have-

(ursula)
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is - your voice.

(ariel)
But without my voice, how can I-

(ursula)
You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me

now... sing!

(ariel)
Aah...

keep singing!!!!!!!

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Wow two songs in one day!! However did we gain such an honor?
Did you tell anyone about our date Amber? You know why you deserved the songs....remember, the dark theater, all the fun we had? OMG that commercial!!
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A girl (well a good girl anyway) never tells! And yes, of course I remember!

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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doesn't Ursual say "you'll never even miss it" after "a trifle?" Or am I imagining it...which I do do. I have a very active imagination....speaking of my things related to my mind
I was freaking out last night!!

I was trying to get out of my car, and for some reason, I could not remember where the door handle was! I'm like frantic trying to find the door handle. I swear I'm losing it. Just like my date with Amber, I lost my credit card....well I left it at the restaurant. :retard: Any guys interested in dating Amber...she get's two thumbs up from me....and I'm gay. She has really cute shoes too.
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doesn't Ursual say "you'll never even miss it" after "a trifle?" Or am I imagining it...which I do do. I have a very active imagination....speaking of my things related to my mind
I was freaking out last night!!

I was trying to get out of my car, and for some reason, I could not remember where the door handle was! I'm like frantic trying to find the door handle. I swear I'm losing it. Just like my date with Amber, I lost my credit card....well I left it at the restaurant. :retard: Any guys interested in dating Amber...she get's two thumbs up from me....and I'm gay. She has really cute shoes too.
awwww I'm sorry you were freaking out. And, you are too kind!!

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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So peeps, I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. If anyone wants anything, like a souvenir, prescription drugs, a new baby, or some Mexican fresh water, let me know before 5pm my time.
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awwww I'm sorry you were freaking out. And, you are too kind!!
It really was the weirdest thing. I'm thinking I need to either raise or lower my dose.
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Have fun south of the border. Don't get in toooooo much trouble!! The only thing I ever bring back from there is a bottle of Kahlua and real Vanilla!!

I'm out of here for the day!!! Bye!

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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Okay, I got one of the funniest e-mails ever today. It's from this German commercial ( I think it's German) and there is this guy and girl in this parking structure. They look at each other seductively, and then she decided to go down on him. So you can see that she's bobbing her head up and down, and the guy has his head back seemingly enjoying it. After a few moments, he looks puzzled, then looks down to see what exactly this girl is doing. The camera shifts below where it shows the girl sucking on the gear shift. It was so funny. Then the words "Brille Notig" "Ihr Optiker" Does anyone know what that means? I'm thinking the 2nd part is the brand, but don't have a clue about the 1st part.
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ooo! bring me some of that mexican water!! mmm

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Have fun south of the border. Don't get in toooooo much trouble!! The only thing I ever bring back from there is a bottle of Kahlua and real Vanilla!!

I'm out of here for the day!!! Bye!
You're leaving before me!!! I don't think so. I'm gone. *rushes out the door*
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LOL...we'll I've been leaving since 4:15, and it hasn't happened yet!

"Work like you don't need the money, Sing like nobody's listening, Dance like nobody's watching, Love like you've never been hurt." - Mark Twain

Through this world I've stumbled, So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word to find, The truth enslaved
Oh you speak to me in riddles, And you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath, Your words keep me alive
And I would be the one, To hold you down
Kiss you so hard, I'll take your breath away
And after, I'd wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
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Okay, I got one of the funniest e-mails ever today. It's from this German commercial ( I think it's German) and there is this guy and girl in this parking structure. They look at each other seductively, and then she decided to go down on him. So you can see that she's bobbing her head up and down, and the guy has his head back seemingly enjoying it. After a few moments, he looks puzzled, then looks down to see what exactly this girl is doing. The camera shifts below where it shows the girl sucking on the gear shift. It was so funny. Then the words "Brille Notig" "Ihr Optiker" Does anyone know what that means? I'm thinking the 2nd part is the brand, but don't have a clue about the 1st part.
according to babel...Eyeglasses Notig your optiker

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