I'm glad you liked your little poem Danielle, the bestest jail-bait, pretend girlfriend, like EVER!!
Sarah, between your and Danielle's racks, there is NOOOO Excuse for not having more men entered in the contest. Now I don't know if you aren't jiggling them enough or what, but seriously, you need to get on the ball, and start bouncing.
awwwww...... I just got a response to my internet ad from a guy named "Ariel." How beautiful is that??? And he so speaks the language d'amor. He says that he has a big fat one to blank me. How romantical is that???