I can't believe the lyrical outbursts...
If I could write a little ditty
That's half as good as Niti's
Over there, yes there, yes in the other thread
I still would not be worthy
To write something so mirth-y
And make you all ROT-F-L dead!
So instead, I'll bang my head
I mean, I'll just read Robert's thread
And watch the contest for the best among the rest.
I'll hold my tummy, oh so jiggly
And laugh myself silly
And thank Carlos for the vCash--I mean, bread.