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Rose are red
My dear little smurfs are blue
Gargamel's evil
For making smurf stew
Azriel you pussy
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I....I....just don't even know how to respond. How could I have gotten this far in life without contemplating their plight? (what is really amazing....you remember the cat's name!)
I really don't know either. I, personally, think Papa Smurf is right up there with Confucius, Siddhartha, Ghandi, and Jesus in terms of wisdom and the ability to lead. Papa Smurf once said, "Smurfing is to Smurfing, as Smurfing is to smurfing" I mean, c'mon, how brilliant is that? So profound.
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But... but.... That's not fair!
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So Robert, do I post my answers here, or do I PM them to you?
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So Robert, do I post my answers here, or do I PM them to you?
PM them to me, until Nat responds. NOT that I would accuse her of copying your answers or anything.
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robert, that poem brought tears to my eyes :]


wait, what am I suppposed to do? WHO CALLED ME A CHEATER!??WTFPOKJWLKJLKJMFLKDS ok

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robert, that poem brought tears to my eyes :]


wait, what am I suppposed to do? WHO CALLED ME A CHEATER!??WTFPOKJWLKJLKJMFLKDS ok
I'm so glad you liked the poem, my sweet. And no one called you a cheater.
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sooooo...do I pm the answers as well :]?

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I've already given him mine, so I'm not sure if it matters. He might care...I dunno?
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hmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmmmmmmh
these are hard

robert, do you want me to post or pm?

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hmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmmmmmmh
these are hard

robert, do you want me to post or pm?
You can post them. I will post Amber's right after yours, so you can see her answers.
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Question #5 or 6? for contestants 1 AND 2.

I always tended to do well on tests, including the paternity tests...whew! I like a girl who can demonstrate her smarts on a test as well. Below is a 10 Question Test, the subject is Me. If you get 100% you get 20 extra bonus points. No points will be given for any score below 60%. The minimum score will be 6 points for 60% - 69%, 7 points for 70%-79%, 8 points for 80%-89% and so on. Good Luck!


1) Who is currently my favorite male tennis player?
2) What was/were my major(s) in college?
3) True or False, I enjoy playing Scrabble over Monopoly?
4) What is currently my favorite cartoon? *Hint: Obelisk, attack his life points directly with fist of fury!!!"
5) What is my religion?
6) What is my best shot in tennis?
7) Multiple Choice: What is my favorite beverage? a) Tea with just a squeeze of lemon and 4 Sweet N' Lows b) Diet Pepsi with crushed Ice c) Dr. Pepper with cubed ice
8) What is my favorite beer?
9) Have I ever experimented with drugs?
10) Which of the statements is most true regarding my masturbatory habits? a) Never! That's gross b) Okay, maybe sometimes c) Only once a day, I swear! d) I can't type anymore because I do it too much.

Extra Credit Question: Sing me a song from my favorite Erasure album. (15 points)
here goesss ...
1. andy roddick
2. political science, business
3. true
4. yu-gi-oh!
5. atheist....actually don't you belong to the church of carlos?...maybe not, then atheist
6. forehand
7. c
8. bud light
9. yes
10. d

extra credit:

It's not just a love affair, it's all or nothing
Do i bet it all on love?, or change and freak out?
When the chances come my way
Will they up and dissappear?
Will it ever go my way?
Or am i out of here?

There'll be tears before your bedtime
You mark my words
You wanted more than i could give you
You wanted more than you could have

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I can't believe the lyrical outbursts...

If I could write a little ditty
That's half as good as Niti's
Over there, yes there, yes in the other thread
I still would not be worthy
To write something so mirth-y
And make you all ROT-F-L dead!

So instead, I'll bang my head
I mean, I'll just read Robert's thread
And watch the contest for the best among the rest.
I'll hold my tummy, oh so jiggly
And laugh myself silly
And thank Carlos for the vCash--I mean, bread.


On hiatus, just because.
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Re: The "We Love Robert" Thread

Here were Amber's responses

1) Who is currently my favorite male tennis player? Not sure if he is your favorite, but I know you like Federer, so that will have to be my guess
2) What was/were my major(s) in college? Your majors were Philosophy and Business Administration
3) True or False, I enjoy playing Scrabble over Monopoly? True
4) What is currently my favorite cartoon? *Hint: Obelisk, attack his life points directly with fist of fury!!!" I’m sure that hint should mean something, but unfortunately, I don’t even have a guess for this. I did however look up the work Obeslisk, and found out it is taken directly from Greek, where it is a diminutive of the word obelos, meaning a spit or similar pointed object – basically, it is a phallic symbol.
5) What is my religion? None, you are an Atheist
6) What is my best shot in tennis? You mean they all aren’t the best? Backhand?
7) Multiple Choice: What is my favorite beverage? a) Tea with just a squeeze of lemon and 4 Sweet N' Lo's b) Diet Pepsi with crushed Ice c) Dr. Pepper with cubed ice Guessing here…..A
8) What is my favorite beer? Hmmm not familiar with too many kinds of beer –I dunno Corona
9) Have I ever experimented with drugs? No
10) Which of the statements is most true, regarding my masturbatory habits? a) Never! That's gross b) Okay, maybe sometimes c) Only once a day, I swear! d) I can't type anymore because I do it too much. Well, we’ve all witnessed your excellent typing skills…we have great posts as examples…So I’ll have to go with C.

Extra Credit Question: Sing me a song from my favorite Erasure album. (15 points)
Gosh…there are a number of good songs, and I am more familiar with their stuff in the late 80’s early 90’s, but I like the lyrics from “Rock Me Gently” which is off of the self-titled album Erasure

Past five in the morning
Feeling worse for the weather it seems
But what a feeling
What an endless night this has been

And we can’t stay here
’cause we wont be forever young
We’ll have to go down
Before innocence is lost

And I dream you’re with me
You hold me sweetly
And rock me gently to sleep
In your arms

Woah woah

I’ve been getting used to all the crying
And the
Games that you play

And if I carry on I’m gonna’ end up with a
Hole in my head

And there’s more to life
Than thrills & spills & dollar bills
We’ll have to get through
Some way & some how

And I dream you’re with me
You hold me sweetly
And rock me gently to sleep
In your arms
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Answer Key

1) Roger Federer (Amber 1, Nat 0)
2) Business Admin and Philosophy (Amber 2, Nat .5)
3) True. I love Scrabble (Amber 3, Nat 1.5)
4) Yu- Gi - Oh!!!! (Amber 3, Nat 2.5)
5) Atheist. "Religion is the field of answering questions it cannot prove. Philosophy is the field of asking questions, that may never be answered" (Amber 4, Nat 3.5)
6) Forehand. (Amber 4, Nat 4.5)
7) B. I love crushed ice with diet pepsi (Amber 4, Nat 4.5)
8) Trick question, I don't drink. (Amber 4, Nat 4.5)
9) I always "just say no" to drugs (Amber 5, Nat 4.5)
10) C. (Amber 6, Nat 4.5)

Extra Credit Question:

Well, this was sort of a trick question also, in that, I do not have a "favorite" Erasure album. I was going to give you both extra credit for any song from the several Erasure albums that I love. So any song from the albums "Erasure," "I say, I say, I say," "Chorus," or "The Innocents" would have given you the extra credit points. Amber, you selected track 4? (Rock Me Gently) from the album "Erasure." So you get the 15 extra credit points in addition to the 6 points you scored on the test for a grand total of 21 points. Nat, you failed to get a minimum score of 60% on the test, and chose track 11 (Love Affair) from the album "Cowboy," which is not on my favorites list. Unfortunately, this will leave you with a score of 0. However, there are still 3 more questions remaining. You can make up ground. It's not over 'til it's over.
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