I see you've read the chapter on how to play tennis.
Other gems include.
Jeans with more holes then jean look amazing.
Tee shirts under polos are cool, eve better when they don't match.
Every time you are drunk make sure there is someone with a camera around.
Smile. Cute sucks the fans back in.
Be witty with the press. That's the real competition.
Ah the style chapter is a goody too, i see. I don't see why other players don't invest in a copy
Some more good 'uns from the book that gets better with every reading:
Wear all-white on court. The brightness of the white will force your opponents to error.
If you want something not white, try black (or grey on a daring day) this will confuse the visual cortex of your opponent.
Don't wear bright colours, let your tennis do the talking.
Often, your tennis will not do the talking so you will have to swear. A lot.
When swearing, exaggerate every syllable. It makes for a good highlight reel.
Don't sit down for the entire changeover, it's just a ploy by the authorities to make you tired...cramp...then lose.
Bounce around on the baseline until your opponents decide to get up, then take 6 paces back and play the point from there.
If you challenge a call via Hawkeye and it comes out you're wrong, it's just because the machine is [insert players nationality here].