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Thanks for the videos

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besides them rooting for: Bob Bryan; Mike Bryan; MarTy Fish
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Andy-Ivo highlights (courtesy of claire)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/8t0nh1

"What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."


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He didn't yell directly at her!
Right. Otherwise he'd have to suspend the match for a while, so he could eat her and that would be inappropriate.

The Tennis Diet:
On the eve of the Roddick/Cilic match, my brother made Seafood Marinara. Can't eat it,
it's not part of the diet; it is enemy food. ie. Marin-ara Cilic.
I also did not eat Curry 'cos it rhymes with Murray.


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Right. Otherwise he'd have to suspend the match for a while, so he could eat her and that would be inappropriate.
Yes he's supposed to wait till after the match for snacking so he can get an upset stomach and blow the next match.

It's all in the Andy Roddick code of conduct handbook.
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Yes he's supposed to wait till after the match for snacking so he can get an upset stomach and blow the next match.

It's all in the Andy Roddick code of conduct handbook.


It's no wonder Taco-Bell made him ill. His stomach is so used to kiddies that anything else is a shock to his system. Andy stick to Toddler-Bell for your pre-match meals!

The Tennis Diet:
On the eve of the Roddick/Cilic match, my brother made Seafood Marinara. Can't eat it,
it's not part of the diet; it is enemy food. ie. Marin-ara Cilic.
I also did not eat Curry 'cos it rhymes with Murray.


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Clearly Andrew needs to reread his own conduct code handbook on the way to Canada.

It will be good for him I'm sure there is something about the myth of the baseline in there.
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The baseline does not exist. Do not try and find it.
Consistently good returns are unattainable. Don't bother.
Don't take a huge proportion of your BP's, it's selfish.
Don't hit body serves, it's too easy to win a point that way.
Sometimes hit approach shots like it's the warm-up, it shows good sportsmanship.
Going to the back of the court where the mics are and swearing is not crass, it's good entertainment.
Thine audience shall not move, talk nor breathe during the match.
If they do, it is okay to unleash all hell on them, they enjoy. It gives them eternal memories of you.

That's a good chunk of the handbook. He really has got most of it down to a tee.

The Tennis Diet:
On the eve of the Roddick/Cilic match, my brother made Seafood Marinara. Can't eat it,
it's not part of the diet; it is enemy food. ie. Marin-ara Cilic.
I also did not eat Curry 'cos it rhymes with Murray.


I fangirl for Roddickulous, Youzhless and the Djoke.
g1MmYM@NnN!!!122!!
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I see you've read the chapter on how to play tennis.

Other gems include.

Jeans with more holes then jean look amazing.
Tee shirts under polos are cool, eve better when they don't match.
Every time you are drunk make sure there is someone with a camera around.
Smile. Cute sucks the fans back in.
Be witty with the press. That's the real competition.
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I see you've read the chapter on how to play tennis.

Other gems include.

Jeans with more holes then jean look amazing.
Tee shirts under polos are cool, eve better when they don't match.
Every time you are drunk make sure there is someone with a camera around.
Smile. Cute sucks the fans back in.
Be witty with the press. That's the real competition.
Ah the style chapter is a goody too, i see. I don't see why other players don't invest in a copy

Some more good 'uns from the book that gets better with every reading:

Wear all-white on court. The brightness of the white will force your opponents to error.
If you want something not white, try black (or grey on a daring day) this will confuse the visual cortex of your opponent.
Don't wear bright colours, let your tennis do the talking.
Often, your tennis will not do the talking so you will have to swear. A lot.
When swearing, exaggerate every syllable. It makes for a good highlight reel.
Don't sit down for the entire changeover, it's just a ploy by the authorities to make you tired...cramp...then lose.
Bounce around on the baseline until your opponents decide to get up, then take 6 paces back and play the point from there.
If you challenge a call via Hawkeye and it comes out you're wrong, it's just because the machine is [insert players nationality here].

The Tennis Diet:
On the eve of the Roddick/Cilic match, my brother made Seafood Marinara. Can't eat it,
it's not part of the diet; it is enemy food. ie. Marin-ara Cilic.
I also did not eat Curry 'cos it rhymes with Murray.


I fangirl for Roddickulous, Youzhless and the Djoke.
g1MmYM@NnN!!!122!!
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u guys crack me up OK tennis on tv
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i dont know if anyones saw this video but i found it on youtube and its pretty funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WIbG5d9kTc

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