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Question the ultimate question! lets hear the theories

so guys what was andy doing during that toilet breeak?

some of my theories:

trying to flush his career down the pan?

trying desperately to find brad gilbert to beg him to come back and work alongside dean so he could have best of both worlds

trying to wash away all memories of the game he just played

trying to make a run for it so he didn't have to suffer the humiliation of the 4th set.

the australian olympic water polo team finally caught up with him.

or

he got obsessed with watching the water in the toilet swirl the opposite direction to america he just kept watching it and lost track of time..

personally i think the last one

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Andy had diarrhea.
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Andy had diarrhea.
In his brains! His pants looked clean.
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He took so long, because he made sure to wipe.
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Wait, I'm confused, I didn't watch the match and am too lazy to read all the billions of responses in the Aussie Open thread. What happened? Long break? WHAT?

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It's all good he made sure his bum is wiped clean. I just wished he wiped Hewitt off the court too.

In reality I think he just wanted to waist some time and try to regain momentum that neve came back...
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I'm going for the first theory, although that last theory is definitely a possibility.
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he had a quick game of blackjack
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Wait, I'm confused, I didn't watch the match and am too lazy to read all the billions of responses in the Aussie Open thread. What happened? Long break? WHAT?
ditto. what happened?

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How many times must we of shot nerves witness the undoubted pain & suffering of muppets everywhere before we stand up against the cavemen??

One muppet, who wishes to remain anonymous, has this to say: "You know, I uhhhh cannot stay all the time at the you know, base of the line. Too much uhhhh pression."

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Masturbating.

He saw an attractive Lady in the stands and couldn't get her off his mind. It was really affecting his tennis and he needed to clear his thinking.



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