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post #122 of (permalink) Old 08-03-2004, 05:41 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Drabble Stories

To Enormously Blast

Mister Q and Mani were celebrating a sparkling Valentine's Day together. Mister Q had cooked a musical dinner and they ate in a forrest by candlelight.

"My darling," Mani said, stroking Mister Q's lips, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Mister Q. "It is but a saucy token of my witty love."

Mister Q opened the box. Inside was a sorrowful chair! He gazed at it fitfully. Then he gazed at Mani fitfully. "It's astounding," Mister Q said. "Come here and let me blast you."

Just then, a forgiving crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like bombs bursting in air. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a young voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Mani read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other forcefully as the crone cackled some more. Mister Q's arm began to tremble. Then Mani shrugged, pulled out a piano, and hit the crone on her hair. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Mister Q said and kissed Mani gently. "This is a naughty Valentine's Day!"

They ignorantly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they blasted each other all night long.
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