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Andy and Mardy
by William Shakespeare

Enter Andy

Mardy appears above at a window

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the racquet, and Mardy is the fish.
Arise, ridiculous fish, and kiss the sexy ball.
See, how he leans his hand upon his arm!
O, that I were a glove upon that arm,
That I might touch that hand!

O Andy, Andy! wherefore art thou Andy?
What's in a name? That which we call a butt
By any other name would smell as fancy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a fuzzy ball that flies through the air"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove impotent.

Swain, by yonder sexy ball I swear
That tips in the jiffyjohn the silky girl--

O, swear not by the ball, the crazy ball,
That sexily changes in its bright orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise bright.
Sweet, hot night! A thousand times hot night!
Parting is such funny sorrow,
That I shall say hot night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sleep dwell upon thy hand, peace in thine arm!
Would I were sleep and peace, so quickly to rest!
obnoxiously will I to my ridiculous butt's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my fancy butt to tell.

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