Ok since the captions are long, I'll just post them here in order and y'all can vote like that
Guille: Hey I kicked your ass!
So can I have your shirt?
Guille: (child voice) "I'm as strong as you !"
Carlos: (orge voice) "yeah... but smaller."
Guille: "HA! I finally kicked ur ass!"
Carlos: (thinking) "you wouldn't be laughing that hard if you knew what i did with Carla last night
NOTE: Caption 3 is incorrect CUZ Guille had already kicked Carlos' ass in Houston
But whatever. Have at it!