- Valencia being crowned Spanish champions for the first time in 31 years in 2002. It was quite funny that they won the La Liga title despite only scoring 51 goals that season
. They spoilt Zizou's welcoming party on the opening day of the season. Depor embarassing Real Mierda
at the Bernabau in the Copa del Rey final and spoiling their centenary year was also brilliant.
- Los Ches winning the La Liga title for the 2nd time in 3 seasons in 2004. That triumph was more satisfying than their 2002 one, as they played far more attractive football in 2004. They outclassed Real Mierda
2-0 at the Mestalla and beat Barca 1-0 at the Camp Nou that season. To add further gloss to proceedings, Valencia also won the UEFA Cup, while Real Mierda who in March were top of La Liga, leading Monaco 4-2 heading into the 2nd leg of their Champions League quarter-final, and were looking forward to the Copa del Rey final, won nothing that season.
- Any matches that Manure, Real Mierda
or Linfield have lost, or any seasons which those clubs have ended trophyless.