Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Through the wormhole
Re: Drabble Stories
Holy crap this is just too perfect.
A Sweaty Day To Fuck
Andy stepped lovingly out into the ridiculous sunshine, and admired Mon's ear. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a withering sight."
Mon climbed off the bag-o-tricks and walked amazingly across the grass to greet her lover. Andy patted Mon on the tongue and then tried to fuck her huskily, but without success.
"That's all right," Mon said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not hard," Andy. "Not as hard as the time we fucked on an airplane."
Mon nodded feverishly. "We were horny back in those days."
"Our asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Andy said. "Everything seems soft and tiny when you're young."
"Of course," Mon said. "But now we're ugly, we can still have fun. If we go about it violently."
"Violently?" Andy said . "But how?"
"With this," Mon said and held out a shimmering ball. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."
Andy swallowed the ball at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck violently. They fucked like two dogs in heat. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.