In Hollyoaks news, Mercedes is about to sleep with the creepy consultant in exchange for her fiancee keeping his job.
Her fiancee is a psycho murderer, but quite handsome. Mercedes herself is a former prostitute who has already buried two husbands, spent time in the loony bin and kidnapped her own child to punish it's father for falling in love with someone else. Hollyoaks
On other news the Tibetan Leader has announced that Federer is the 15th Dalai Lama, his next rebirth in a line of tulkus who are metaphorically considered to be manifestations of the bodhisattva of compassion, Avalokiteśvara.