...and should they not win, you'll be puking but it won't be rainbows.
The best part of it, should they win anyway: I still won't give a shit since it's no worse than most of the usual CL bunch winning it instead + I'll just put you temporarily on ignore to avoid the gloating.
I win either way.
See the two sides of this game we're playing?
If your RM wins, you'll be gloating and I still won't give a shit about RM or Barca or any other Spanish team for that matter.
If your RM loses, you'll be the one in tears.
And you have no counterweight in this football game we're playing.
With kind regards,