I want to be JM when I grow
That was clear from your first post here.
Just found on the website of a newspaper:
The London fire brigade had to intervene to liberate a thief who was trying break into somebody's home by coming through a 20 x 30 cm window.
Problem is: he got stuck and he couldn't free himself because his feet were dangling in the air and he couldn't reach the ground anymore so he was stuck there for several hours until somebody noticed him.
What a doofus.