If you have been spending sleepless nights worrying about the state of Armenian tennis, worry no more. We have a savior waiting in the wings, ready to take ATP's 1000 by storm.
His name is Vahe Assadourian, and his accomplishments speak for themselves.
Yes, I know he plays for the United States, but so did Agassi, but that didn't stop us from claiming him even though he was only half Armenian. So on we go...
You can find out more about him here:
He's from Glendale (
insert a little Armenia joke here
Please disregard the favorite surface comment...Just because he likes clay, doesn't automatically
make him a girl. He might
be a girl, but we can't say for sure. But I digress...
Let us all join in praise and worshipping of Tennis's next big thing.
It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who.
~Marat Safin, summarizing his career
he kinda reminds me of me, he feels obligated to have every sentence be a joke
and he takes his clothes off when he sees a camera
it's a little pathetic
it's like his first reaction